Chapter 253: The Emperor's Scouts

"Your Majesty, chasing a girl requires a method..." Xiao Fan pondered for a while, but decided to say it clearly.

Zhu Yunwen said quietly: "I think chasing a girl requires talent..."

“Talent doesn’t matter…”

"Talent is very important!" Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan sadly and said, "Look at you, standing there, you don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything, and women will automatically post to the door. If you don't promise others, you will still have to die, and you will attract more hatred!"

Xiao Fan humbly brushed the bangs on his forehead, but he couldn't hide his complacent feeling on his face.

Zhu Yunwen couldn't help but feel angry when he looked at Xiao Fan's humble and hypocritical appearance.

"Look at you, standing there is a dose of humanoid aphrodisiac. The big girl and the little wife are in heat when they see you. Look at me again..." Zhu Yunwen said with failure on his face and was extremely frustrated: "...I am quite handsome, right? I am not tall, but not short, right? The essay is at least stronger than you? In terms of status, at least higher than you? In terms of temper, at least better than you? Why can you catch a woman's soul with just one eye? I'm rushing to chase her, and people even think I feel like a piece of shit..."

He raised his head, Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan pitifully and said sadly: "...Shi Du Xiao, why do you think?"

Xiao Fan hurriedly bowed and said sincerely: "Your Majesty is so mean. I think Your Majesty is definitely much better than a piece of shit..."

Zhu Yunwen: “…………”

After stomping his feet heavily, Zhu Yunwen said angrily: "I don't care! Xiao Shilu, I will issue an order to you now. You must help me chase Huang Ying! You usually have the most ideas, and I guess I won't disappoint you this time, right?"

Xiao Fan sighed and said, "Your Majesty, the highest level of chasing a woman is actually very simple. The so-called great wisdom is like foolishness, great sound is like humbleness, great love is silent..."

Zhu Yunwen suddenly felt awe-inspiring and asked respectfully: "I actually chased my daughter out of the realm. Xiao Shidu is a true god. Tell me carefully how to chase Huang Ying?"

Xiao Fan glanced at him, rubbed his nose, and said slowly: "...Push it."

"Ah? What does it mean?"

"Your Majesty is the emperor. If an imperial edict is passed, who dares not enter the palace obediently? As long as she enters the palace, you are the only man in the palace. Over time, even if you are a boar, she will think that you are a boar with beautiful eyes. Wouldn't you gradually feel good about it? If it really doesn't work, just find a palace maid to hold her legs and feet, and you force her to... Then, a woman will always have an inexplicable love for her first man..."

Zhu Yunwen gasped: "This..."

Xiao Fan leaned forward and said with a smirk: "How about you find an opportunity to get her drunk, maybe she will magnificently reverse you when she gets drunk. The more cold the woman in this world is, the more enthusiastic she feels in her heart..."

"this……"

"Your Majesty, what's your idea?"

Zhu Yunwen said with a straight face: "You have all the three wives in your family who have been chased by this method?"

"That's not... this is too beastly, I don't want to do it."

Zhu Yunwen's face turned blue: "Do you think it's appropriate to use it on me that you haven't used before?"

"It doesn't seem to be suitable..."

"Shi Duke Xiao... I beg you, can you think of a better way?"

"Then I have to sing in front of her boudoir."

"Sing?"

“Yes, sing!”

Singing is indeed a good way. A woman's heart is soft and emotional. Perhaps a gentle chant can touch the most sensitive part of her heart, so she gradually falls in love with the affectionate man who sings for her.

Although this trick has been used by countless young men who courted each other in their previous life, this is the Ming Dynasty. I believe that there are still not many people who use this trick to pick up girls.

The moves don't matter whether they are bloody or not, as long as they work.

"But... how can we successfully enter the Huang Mansion?" Zhu Yunwen felt sad.

Xiao Fan also frowned: "There is a vicious dog Huang Guan in the Huang Mansion. It bites people when you see them, and it is afraid it will not be easy to get in..."

"Xiao Shidu, it's time for you to share your worries. Come and think of a way to help me enter the Huang Mansion smoothly..." Zhu Yunwen threw the problem to Xiao Fan with no mercy.

Xiao Fan thought for a while, and finally his eyes lit up, and he slapped his thighs hard and said, "Your Majesty is the emperor. Isn't it enough to just send an imperial edict to trick Huang Guan out..."

"What imperial edict is issued?"

"Isn't Huang Guan an inspector? Your Majesty might as well send someone to tell him that someone has reported that a three-legged man was found in the distant Jiangpu County. This is a lucky sign of my Ming Dynasty. Let him go to investigate and investigate in person and set off immediately to leave Beijing without delay..."

Zhu Yunwen looked down at his lower body in a daze, and stuttered: "Is a man with three legs auspicious?"

"It doesn't matter whether it is auspicious or not. Any nonsense is fine. What's important is to trick him out of the mansion. This trick is called diversion from the mountain. It's a very advanced trick..."

Zhu Yunwen was silent for a while and said quietly: "Shi Juan Xiao, I found that you are indeed a stomach full of bad water, and you are bubbling. No wonder all the civil and military officials in the court said that you are a traitor..."

Xiao Fan suddenly said with grief and anger: "Your Majesty, I am wronged! I am sharing my worries for you..."

"I don't care if you are a traitor or a traitor. As long as your idea is effective! Okay, just do it like this!" Zhu Yunwen agreed readily.

Zhu Yunwen immediately called the eunuch and ordered him to go to Huangguan Mansion to quickly pass the imperial edict.

The king and his minister changed into casual clothes and left the palace happily. The two were in high spirits and looked a little sneaky. They were hunched all the way, looking around like two traitors stealing landmines.

The Han general who was guarding the palace gate was so scared that he saw the two of them appearing when they left the palace, but he did not dare to ask more questions, and bowed to Zhu Yunwen one after another.

The two left the palace and went to the Jinyiwei Fushiyaya first. After Xiao Fan went in, he ordered a group of lieutenants and whispered the orders. The lieutenants hurriedly responded.

Then the two of them got on the carriages that had been prepared in front of the yamen, led a large group of Jinyiwei, and rushed towards Huangguan's mansion.

As the carriage was shaking, Zhu Yunwen, who was sitting in the carriage, suddenly remembered something and said, "Is that martial arts second-large man named Ji Gang right?"

Xiao Fan's face froze and said, "Yes."

Zhu Yunwen unconsciously knocked on the wall of the carriage a few times and said, "I have already given him a guerrilla general. Originally, this military position has been a bit high. Many ministers have complained about it. In the past few days, I have received many memorials from ministers, but I still decided to give him a guerrilla general. I have read it carefully and found that this Ji Gang is quite good at setting up a marching and training, etc., and his views are very good. I will give you his test paper tomorrow. Xiao Shi Lu, so you can take a look."

Xiao Fan felt aware in his heart, but he still said, "Yes."

Zhu Yunwen continued: "My establishment of the Wen Dynasty has changed the old customs and opened up a new atmosphere. Since the reform of the military system has begun, it must be fully implemented. I have given Ji Gang the position of guerrilla general to show the people of the world and let them understand my determination and the court. During the Warring States Period, Shang Yang of Qin had the allusion of "moving trees as trust", so he was able to successfully implement the new law. Today, I follow the example of the ancients and set Ji Gang as a weather vane, so that people of the world know that my words are the same as Shang Yang, and they are worth a thousand gold!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

"I also want to send Ji Gang to Daming Mansion and let him be in the garrison of Wuding Marquis Guo Ying, which is closest to Beiping. If there is any war in the future... If this person is trained, he will definitely be a tiger general of the Ming Dynasty in the future. What do you think of Xiao Shidu?"

Xiao Fan's heart sank, no one else's problem, but this Ji Gang...

He was too cautious about Ji Gang because he was too famous in the history of his previous life. How did Ji Gang become famous in the history of his previous life? This guy took advantage of Zhu Di's rebellion and the rebel army passed by his hometown of Shandong. He was brave enough to break out of the onlookers and watched the people, grabbed the reins of the horses that Zhu Di rode, and cried and shouted to join Zhu Di's rebel army. If Zhu Di did not agree, he would die to Zhu Di and could not even drive him away...

If such a guy who is determined to overcome all difficulties and is determined to rebel, if he is sent to Daming Mansion so close to Zhu Di's fiefdom, what if one day the backbone behind his head suddenly grows wildly and secretly colludes with Zhu Di, how much trouble would it bring to the imperial army?

He must not be allowed to enter the army, otherwise there will be endless troubles!

A firm look flashed in Xiao Fan's eyes. He pondered for a long time and said slowly: "Your Majesty, Ji Gang is worth it, but I think it's better to leave him in the capital first..."

"Why?"

"It is rare for our dynasty to be awarded a guerrilla general. The court officials are dissatisfied with many dissatisfaction. If Your Majesty then transferred him into the army to command the army, although he did not grant him the power of command, he has often been very sensitive since ancient times. This move may have attracted great opposition from the ministers. Your Majesty should have a headache at that time. Besides, although Ji Gang is quite good at marching and formation, he is just talking about military forces on paper and has not really led the army. The military is dangerous. Before he is not sure about a person's true ability and whether he is really loyal to His Majesty, it is probably not a good thing to transfer him directly into the army. Let's leave him in the capital to observe and fight, and then transfer it outside after he has a certain understanding of this person. This is the most appropriate way to deal with it."

Zhu Yunwen thought for a while, then nodded slowly and said, "What Xiao Shidu said makes sense. This is the safe way. I am eager to implement the new military system. I am too rash and radical and almost walked a fork in the road. Well, I will leave Ji Gang in the capital first. After I have a certain understanding of him, I will decide what he does. But... what position should I give him to stay in the capital? If the guerrilla general does not lead the army, it is just a false title after all..."

Xiao Fan smiled and said, "It's better to leave him in the Jinyiwei. The Jinyiwei still lacks a deputy, and Ji Gang may be able to serve as the leader. In this way, I will be able to observe this person's ability and loyalty nearby..."

Zhu Yunwen smiled relievedly and said, "Okay, I will let him join the Jinyiwei Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's Governor's

Xiao Fan smiled and bowed, but his smile was a little bitter.

After a few words, Ji Gang's future changed, and may have avoided a disaster in the future, but I don't know whether it's good or bad to keep Ji Gang in the Jinyiwei. This time I can be considered a real dance with the wolf. I don't know if Ji Gang will dance tango...

Since Ji Gang has become his subordinate, please take good care of him. If you find that this person is ambitious and sinister, you will not keep him!

Halfway through the carriage, Zhu Yunwen lifted the curtain impatiently, looked at the sky outside, then knocked on the wall of the carriage, and said to Jinyi, the guards outside, "Call the carriage quickly! I'm hurrying to Huang Mansion, hurry up! Let the horse run!"

Jinyi's personal army clasped his fists to respond. Immediately afterwards, Xiao Fan felt the carriage tremble violently, and the carriage started to speed up in the downtown area like crazy.

Xiao Fan's face suddenly turned pale, and his hands tightly grasped a bunch of golden spikes in the carriage, and even his lips turned blue.

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty, don't you...you're so hurrying?" Xiao Fan said tremblingly.

Zhu Yunwen waved his hand indifferently: "It's not too late to pursue a girl, but it's not too late to do it. If it's too late, it's not sincere..."

"Your Majesty, I... can you get off the car and follow me?"

"No, who will help me with your advice after you leave?"

"But, I'm sick of motion... I want to vomit." Xiao Fan's lips gradually turned black and purple.

"Hold on, it will arrive in a while..."

The carriage ran very fast, and under the guidance of Jinyi's personal army, he rushed all the way to the entrance of Pearl Lane.

After a long period of time, Xiao Fan finally got off the carriage with the help of Jinyi's personal army.

Zhu Yunwen schadenfen and laughed: "You are so useless. You look like this when you ride a carriage. I really don't know how you fought with the Tartars when you led three thousand soldiers to fight..."

Xiao Fan trembled with his lips, his face turned gray, and a few words burst out from his teeth: "I am motion sick, not horses..."

Just as he walked into the alley, Zhu Yunwen grabbed him and said, "Wait first, Huang Guan left, let's go in..."

So the two hid far away at the entrance of the alley, looking at the Huang Mansion gate in the alley like a thief. If it weren't for the group of brightly-clad private soldiers following them, they would have been immediately taken down by the street patrol constellation.

Not long after, an eunuch walked out of the Huang Mansion with his chest raised, raised his head and walked towards the palace. Then, Huang Guan, wearing an official uniform, hurriedly got on a carriage that had been waiting at the door. It seemed that he had been ordered to go to Jiangpu County to find the three-legged human-shaped auspiciousness.

If nothing unexpected happens, Huang Guan will not be able to come back today at least.

Seeing that the time had come, Xiao Fan forcibly resisted the vomiting that was constantly surging in his heart. He said nothing, but waved his hand to the Jinyi private soldiers behind him.

The personal troops immediately understood and rushed forward like a swarm, smashing the gate of the Huang Mansion hard.

The servant opened the door in surprise and doubt. The waist sign of the personal army lit up, and the fierce and evil shouted: "The Jinyiwei is working on the job! The idle people are waiting to dodge!"
To be continued...