Chapter 236: Flowing water is ruthless

Not all women like romance, not to mention that in ancient times, women didn’t even know what “romance” meant. Zhu Yunwen’s efforts were obviously a secret bead.

Xiao Fan's method is right, but unfortunately it is not used on the right person. - Although he has lived for two lifetimes, Xiao Fan does not know much more about women than Zhu Yunwen. Strictly speaking, Xiao Fan is just a young man in terms of relationships between men and women. He and Huamei naturally tied each other's lives together. He and Jiang were both princesses who took the initiative to pursue him. After all, Xiao Fan did not know how to pursue a woman. The so-called "Five Waves Truth" is completely unreliable. You can talk and play with it, but don't take it seriously.

Zhu Yunwen was serious, so he was tragic...

Huang Ying screamed loudly, which made Zhu Yunwen across the street feel frightened. One of his legs was staggering in the air. I don’t know if I should continue walking towards her or turn my head and run first...

"Who is throwing things around at my doorstep? Is there any other kingly law? Who did such an immoral thing..." Huang Ying put her waist on her waist, her round cheeks were bulging with anger, and her big watery eyes flashed with sparks of anger. Although she looked like a shrew cursing with her waist on her waist, she looked particularly cute when she acted like a shrew.

The rain of flowers is still floating down the middle of the street, hazy and charming, as beautiful as first love. With the fragrance of flowers, the lively street suddenly turns into a sea of ​​yellow flowers, attracting passers-by to stop and watch, and be amazed. The gate of the Huang Mansion was soon surrounded by onlookers.

Seeing this, Huang Ying became more angry. She raised her slender hand and pointed at the Jinyiwei Captain who was thrusting happily on the roof opposite, stomped her feet and shouted: "You! You are still throwing it around! Stop, otherwise I will go to report to the official..."

The Jinyi Captain on the roof had been instructed by Zhu Yunwen, so he knew the eldest lady of the Huang family. When she was today's sweetheart, she was angry and shouted. It was obvious that the emperor had not achieved the desired effect. Everyone was stunned. Then they couldn't help but look at Zhu Yunwen on the street downstairs.

Huang Ying also looked along their gaze, and then she saw Zhu Yunwen. Zhu Yunwen shrank his head and hid among the onlookers. His expression was very cramped, and he looked like he wanted to leave but didn't dare to leave, and he seemed very entangled.

When Huang Ying saw Zhu Yunwen, her pretty face became more and more angry. Feng Fenghuohuo walked to Zhu Yunwen, pointed at him and said angrily: "Is this what you did?"

Zhu Yunwen's face turned red, and he was so scared that he shivered when he heard this, and hurriedly stammered: "No... it's not me, it has nothing to do with me, I... I'm just passing by..."

"Such coincidence? You happened to pass by when someone else was making trouble at my house?" Huang Ying looked suspicious.

"Ying'er, these flowers... do you don't like them?" Zhu Yunwen asked carefully.

"Of course I don't like it! It's so unethical! I threw it all over the doorstep of my house. Isn't this intentionally disgusting people?" Huang Ying's pretty face turned pale in anger.

Zhu Yunwen said decisively: "Then I am indeed passing by. To be honest, a new soy sauce shop has been opened on North Street, and the taste is very pure..."

Huang Ying snorted coldly: "So you made a special soy sauce?"

Zhu Yunwen smiled relievedly and said, "Ying'er is really smart..."

"Bah! Who are you lying to? Are you a fool? This matter must be unrelated to you! Xiao Fan, I know that you and my brother have different political views in the court and often have disputes. Now that I have instructed others to go to my doorstep to make trouble, I finally caught me? You treacherous minister, I want my brother to go to the Golden Palace to sue you!" Huang Ying said indignantly.

“…………”

Zhu Yunwen's face was flushed, and he looked around with an awkward expression, with a very helpless expression.

Seeing the emperor's embarrassment, the Jinyiwei behind him wanted to step forward and scold Huang Ying, but was blocked by Zhu Yunwen's stern gaze. Everyone took a few steps back awkwardly.

Just when he was helpless, a majestic voice came from outside the crowd.

"What are you doing around you? The government handles the job, and the idle people will disperse quickly, otherwise the official law will be taken!"

With a loud bang, the onlookers rushed to flee, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. In the crowded street, except for Zhu Yunwen and Huang Ying, only a group of Jinyi Captains were surrounded.

Zhu Yunwen turned his head and saw that he was suddenly as if he had seen the Red Sun's savior. His eyes were filled with tears and his words were choked with sobs: "Shi Du Xiao... you are finally here..."

The Jinyiwei dispersed, and Xiao Fan was wearing a black Confucian shirt, which reflected a handsome face that became whiter and cleaner, and was extremely suave. As soon as he appeared, he attracted Huang Ying's gaze.

Xiao Fan, who was smiling indifferently, walked slowly towards Zhu Yunwen, and his eyes accidentally saw the petals sprinkled all over the ground. Xiao Fan's calm expression changed suddenly. He hurriedly pulled Zhu Yunwen aside, then looked at him sympathetically, and asked in a low voice: "...has the romance failed?"

Zhu Yunwen said with a sad face: "How did you know?"

"Your face clearly has the word "failure". If you succeed, it will never be your current bad look. Besides..."

"What else?"

Xiao Fan glanced at the petals on the ground again, coughed twice, "... Besides, today is neither Qingming nor Zhongyuan. What kind of flowers are you not good at choosing, but you just choose chrysanthemums... Your Majesty, are you planning to visit the grave?"

Zhu Yunwen's face twitched a few times: "…………”

Xiao Fan sighed long: "Your Majesty, chasing women requires skills. They are also *** petals. Others scatter like flowers scattered by heaven, elegant and unworldly, and you scatter like nouveau riche throwing buns. Can the effect be the same? Can that girl Huang like it?"

Zhu Yunwen shook his head depressedly, saying, "Not only does she like it, she may hate me so much now... Xiao Shidu, what should I do?"

Xiao Fan thought for a while and sighed, "It's okay if this road is not clear. Since she doesn't like it, I'll take the blame for you... Who made you just promoted my title? This is called "soft-hearted..."

Zhu Yunwen's eyes were filled with tears of gratitude: "Shi Du Xiao, I... read you right, you are indeed a loyal minister who is good at taking the blame."

Xiao Fan: “…………”

As the two of them were talking, Huang Ying came up, staring at Xiao Fan with big eyes. After a few moments, she suddenly smiled and said, "Hey, you are also an official of the court, right? Someone is doing something bad at my doorstep, do you care?"

Xiao Fan glanced at the pitiful Zhu Yunwen, and then said seriously: "Of course you have to care, but... what does the girl mean by making trouble?"

Huang Ying pointed to the chrysanthemum petals all over the ground and said angrily: "That Xiao Fan, who relied on being the commander of the Jinyiwei, was so rampant that he instructed others to throw things around at my doorstep to revenge my brother. Do you think this person should be killed?"

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan with guilt, then shrank his neck and hid behind him.

Xiao Fanjun's face turned pale and a little silent for a while, and said with a nose: "This girl misunderstood. Xiao Fan is actually a good person. As far as I know, Xiao Fan is an honest and loyal person, with noble character. Not only do good deeds often, but also often help others take the blame... In fact, the petals at your doorstep were done by me, and they have nothing to do with Xiao Fan..."

Huang Ying was shocked: "You did it?"

Xiao Fan nodded very confidently.

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan's back with gratitude.

The three of them were silent immediately. Xiao Fan turned his head and looked at Zhu Yunwen, and then waited resolutely for Huang Ying's anger like a storm...

After a while of silence, Huang Ying's pretty face turned red. She lowered her head and said with a whisper, "These flowers... were you really scattered?"

"Yes! A man is open and honest, I sprinkle these petals for..."

Before he finished speaking, Huang Ying quickly stopped him and said, "I know, you are all for me, I...I like it very much..."

"Ah?" Xiao Fan and Zhu Yunwen were both dumbfounded.

"You...I... accept your feelings..." Huang Ying's pretty face turned red. After saying this, she turned her head and ran back to the mansion with shame.

Xiao Fan looked at her figure running further and further away, then shook his lips and added what he hadn't finished just now: "...it's all to disgust your brother."

"Shi Yu..." Zhu Yunwen called out sadly.

Xiao Fan turned his head, but saw Zhu Yunwen's tears flowing down like beads with broken threads.

"Shi Du Xiao, this is not right! She...she seems to treat you..." Zhu Yunwen cried very sadly.

Xiao Fan was stunned for a while, and sighed to the sky: "Woman...I really can't see through it! Your Majesty, don't worry about it anymore, I will never become a rival to you..."

Zhu Yunwen cried like a helpless child: "What should I do now?"

Xiao Fan sighed and said, "The Wulang Mantra is too unreliable, let's do something straightforward..."

"What's straightforward?"

Xiao Fan handed him a bag of medicine and said, "This is the aphrodisiac you took last time. You can use this to knock her down directly, which is both easy and easy..."

Zhu Yunwen looked at him resentfully, his lips trembled a few times, and finally turned his head and ran away like the innocent male protagonist in an idol drama, and threw a sentence from afar with a crying voice.

"…What I want is her heart!"

"If you don't understand it, you can just substitute it. Why should you be so stubborn?" Xiao Fan shouted to his back.

Zhu Yunwen ran away without a trace. Xiao Fan smacked his lips. As soon as he returned to the tutoring office, he heard a trembling voice behind him, "Xiao Fan? This... did you throw the thing at the door?"

Xiao Fan turned around in shock, but saw Huang Guan wearing an official uniform. He had just walked out of the sedan chair, staring at the chrysanthemum petals all over the ground, and his whole body was so angry that he shivered.

Xiao Fan secretly complained in his heart. The ancients really didn't understand what romance was. Such beautiful flowers were spread at the door, which was originally a pleasure to the body and mind. Why did their reactions look like shit piled up at the door? Is it that ugly?

"Ah! Lord Huang, I haven't seen each other for many days, and the Lord is getting more and more energetic and full of redness..." Xiao Fan quickly bowed his hands and said politely.

"You are angry with you when you are full of red light!" Huang Guan trembled and said angrily: "Say! Why are you at the door of my official house? Did you scatter these flowers at the door? Why did you do this?"

"This... since you have to ask the reason, I have to tell you."

"Speak quickly!"

"The truth is, the emperor wants to pick up your sister."

“…………”

Huang Guan was about to go crazy: "I must listen to the truth!"

Xiao Fan sighed heavily, why is the truth always so hard to believe? He is satisfied only by forcing others to tell lies?

"Okay, I'll tell you the truth..." Xiao Fan said helplessly: "Actually, I didn't scatter these flowers at your doorstep. I just happened to pass by..."

Huang Guan sneered: "Are you just passing by?"

"Yes, passing by..." Xiao Fan's expression seemed a little mysterious: "...Do you know that a new soy sauce shop has been opened on North Street?"

“So what?”
Chapter completed!