Chapter 232: The voice of a playboy(1/2)
Chapter 232 The voice of the playboy
Greedy is wrong. Every person understands this principle when he is about five years old. Because greed often causes some bad consequences, may eat the wrong thing, and may attract parents' blame.
Xiao Fan really didn't expect that Taixu, who was over 100 years old, didn't understand this principle. It seemed that his IQ showed signs of rebirth.
Now Taixu's face has turned green, and Boss Zhang De was frightened with two small eyes, and cold sweat flowed down his forehead.
Xiao Fan and Cao Yi looked at him sympathetically, silently.
Zhang Sanfeng curled his lips in disgust, stood up and said leisurely: "I really can't stand it anymore..."
After saying that, he glared at Taixu fiercely, his eyes were like looking at a piece of shit, and then turned around and walked out of the dining room quickly.
The remaining three people remained silent...
"Master... don't bear it..." Xiao Fan said sympathetically.
"Yes..." Cao Yi agreed in a deep tone.
Taixu had a green face and bulging cheeks, glanced at the two of them with resentment, then quickly got up and rushed out of the dining room. As soon as he rushed to the door, he could no longer help but exclaimed with a loud voice...
Xiao Fan and Cao Yi listened to Taixu's vomiting sound, and their faces twitched a few times at the same time.
"I actually ate this way after having a meal. It's a misfortune..." Xiao Fan sighed to the sky.
Cao Yi's face twisted and said, "... Actually, I want to vomit too."
"Go, you two are together to vomit..."
After a long time, Taixu, who had breathed faintly, finally came back.
Cao Yi*** started to say embarrassedly: "Old God, I'm really sorry. I didn't expect that the old God not only enjoys the world, but also has such a strong taste..."
These words evoke Taixu's disgusting memories, and his pale old face turned green again...
With a trembling hand, Taixu pointed at Cao Yi and said a series of vague monophone words in a sad and angry tone.
Cao Yi said in surprise: "What are the old gods talking about?"
Xiao Fan said calmly: "Master is swearing, imagine the specific contents yourself."
The next day, the secret spy from the Jinyiwei came from news that after the morning court, the censor Huang Guan sent monks to contact the Qingliu ministers in the court, the censors of various departments, and the ministers were summoned to the ministers and summoned some ministers to meet in the palace.
At the party, Huang Guan denounced Xiao Fan torture the country and chaotic politics, and shake the foundation of "governing the country with culture". He said that if the emperor really agreed to Xiao Fan's reform of the military system, it would inevitably lead to the status of vulgar military generals in the court. At the end of the military system reform, the military generals were granted too much power, and eventually the military man controlled the government and bullied the emperor, resulting in the consequences of relying on his troops to usurp the throne like "in yellow robe". The Zhu family of the Ming Dynasty fell into a dangerous situation due to Xiao Fan's reform proposal.
Huang Guan made generous speeches in front of the ministers, passionate and heroic, and described Xiao Fan as a treacherous and slanderous person who was ill-behaved and tried to underestimate the emperor. After the reform of the military system, the rise of military men in the court and the status of civil officials was worrying. Moreover, the military generals held military power and were rampant in the world. The emperor mistakenly believed in slander, the court's principles were chaotic, and the ethics were always lost, and the consequences were very serious.
The words made the ministers indignant, and everyone expressed their opinions that if Xiao Fan really dared to expose his reform proposal to harm the country in the Golden Palace of the court, everyone would do their best to impeach. Even if they fought their lives, they would maintain the tradition of governing the country with civilization in all dynasties.
After hearing the Jinyiwei's report, Xiao Fan sighed with a very depressed look on his face.
He felt aggrieved, but he could not vent his feelings. It was so difficult to implement a new system. It was unexpected that he had been unexpected. It was originally a kind heart and wanted to help his friends maintain the throne. But when he came to the words of the ministers, he became a traitor with ulterior motives and abolishing the emperor. Xiao Fan felt extremely angry. However, when he thought that the people of this era were all pedantic and stubborn people, their knowledge restricted their words and deeds. He kept his door closed for more than ten years and studied hard on the books of sages. The feudal society created one nerd after another like Huang Guan. Is it really their fault? Perhaps, the mistake was this era, and the mistake was Xiao Fan's inappropriate affair.
Xiao Fan had no intention of becoming a reformer or a reformer, and was unintentionally honored in history. He just wanted to change history so that his friend's throne could sit more steadily, and make the upcoming vassal king's rebellion smoother, that's all.
Cao Yi also learned about the gathering of the Qingliu ministers, and hurriedly asked Xiao Fan to ask whether he would take any action against these ministers. Even if they were arrested, it would not be impossible. At worst, they could hold their private gatherings and commit crimes of ill intentions. He went to the imperial prison of the Jinyiwei, and it would not be a problem to ask them for any crime.
Xiao Fan rejected Cao Yi's suggestion without hesitation. He also wanted to crack down on dissidents, eliminate resistance, and successfully implement his reform proposals. However, Cao Yi's method was too rough and the consequences were very serious. It might arouse hostility from all over the court. At that time, he was increasingly struggling in the court.
The reform of the military system touched the interests of the civil servant group, and it could not be calmed down by arresting a few ministers of the Qingliu.
The sky was gloomy, just like Xiao Fan's mood at this moment.
Before his reform proposal was officially announced in the Golden Palace, the capital had already begun to rush undercurrents, and all parties responded in different ways. A sluggish breath was heavy on people's chests, almost suffocating.
The storm is about to come and the wind fills the building.
Xiao Fan did not respond to the private connection between Qingliu and the Jinyiwei and the Fushi Office did not issue any instructions. Qingliu ministers became more and more bold. In the next few days, they did not even hide their actions. They gathered together unscrupulously, and often criticized Xiao Fan's rebellious actions, which harmed the country and the people, and always called him traitors. Under the instigation of Huang Guan, Bao Zhao, Zhuo Jing and others, the momentum of opposing Xiao Fan became increasingly great.
Ignoring those verbals shouting at the top of their voices, Xiao Fan is also doing his best.
At noon, the morning court had dispersed, and Xiao Fan came to the Left Army Governor's Office outside Chengtian Gate in an official sedan chair.
He did not care much about the opposition of the civil servants. In this complicated court, there was a group of people whose fathers followed Zhu Yuanzhang through life and death, fought bloody battles and were loyal to Zhu Yuanzhang. After the founding of the Ming Dynasty, they knew how to retreat bravely, identify current affairs, or die early due to old illness and injuries. Finally, Zhu Yuanzhang, who was suspicious and bloodthirsty, was relieved. So after their death, they posthumously named them as dukes and even kings of different surnames, and treated the children of these loyal ministers and subordinates well, so that their fathers and subordinates would inherit each other from generation to generation, and arranged important and leisurely positions for these descendants of meritorious people, so that all the scholars and people in the world could see that Zhu Yuanzhang was not a bad emperor who died of a cunning rabbit or a lackey.
The affairs of the Zuojun Governor's Office are such an important and leisurely position.
The person who held this position was Duke Cao Li Jinglong, who inherited his father's title.
Xiao Fan got off the official sedan chair in front of the Left Army Governor's Office. Looking up, there were many guards in front of the palace, and the soldiers were dressed in bright armor and patrolling the shuttle. They were solemn and solemn. Compared with the Jinyiwei's Fufu Office, there was a bit more fierce and fierce spirit here, which was daunting.
The guards of the mansion saw a group of celebrating captains wearing flying fish uniforms surrounded by a young man in casual clothes but with luxurious temperament. They immediately knew that they were a new nobleman in the court. They did not dare to neglect them immediately. After asking politely, they hurriedly invited Xiao Fan to enter respectfully.
The place where Li Jinglong works is very comfortable. In the left wing of the third hall of the Yamen, he was bored and tiring his ears, waiting for the time to come.
Xiao Fan was so happy when he entered the door that he looked so idle.
"Mr., it's only noon now. You have to sit for at least two more hours, right?"
Li Jinglong was stunned when he heard this. He turned around and saw Xiao Fan standing at the door with a smile on his face. Li Jinglong couldn't help but say: "My cousin, why are you free to come to me? You are such a rare guest..."
Hearing Li Jinglong's name, Xiao Fan was silent for a moment, and suddenly a very famous Peking Opera singing style appeared: "... My cousin can't count it, and I won't come to the door if there is no big deal..."
Li Jinglong was stunned: "What kind of weird accent is this? What does it mean?"
"It's meaningless, it just expresses the joy of reunion after a long separation..."
Li Jinglong became very interested in Peking Opera and said, "It's weird, but it sounds pretty good. My cousin, teach me..."
Xiao Fan shook his head and refused: "No, you can't learn this."
"Why can't you learn it?"
Xiao Fan looked at him and said leisurely: "You understand..."
Li Jinglong paused for a moment, stomped his feet in anger and said, "You need a virgin to learn with your breasts. Can you learn this? Is it necessary to be a virgin?"
Xiao Fan nodded seriously.
Li Jinglong sighed indignantly: "Today I know how important a man's *** is!"
"There is good news. A few days ago, I improved the practice of practicing the breast-first finger. Now I can learn it even if I am not a boy."
Li Jinglong turned sadness into joy: "That's great! My cousin is so kind-hearted... By the way, why did you suddenly think of improving it?"
"Because I'm not a virgin anymore..." Xiao Fan felt lost.
Li Jinglong: “…………”
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After a few greetings, Li Jinglong leaned his body on the back of the chair and said lazily: "My cousin's brother-in-law is in charge of the Jinyiwei commander. He is busy with official duties. Now that *** comes to me, I'm afraid he will go to the Three Treasures Hall without any trouble? We are all our own family, so don't have to do such a polite conspiracy, just talk about the serious matters."
Xiao Fan was silent for a while, raised his head and said seriously: "Dude, I will talk to you about life and ideals today..."
"Ah?" Li Jinglong was stunned, and then said in great confusion: "But... I have no life or ideals..."
Xiao Fan said calmly: "I know you don't have it, I'm talking about me."
Li Jinglong: “…………”
"Mr., since we are our own family, I will tell you the trouble. I'm very depressed recently..."
Li Jinglong laughed strangely: "I have heard it a long time ago that some sour and corrupt people in the court are very dissatisfied with you, saying that you have a disaster for the country and chaotic government, and have bad intentions. They are yelling all day long to go to the Golden Palace to participate in you. I heard that you are going to do something... reform? My cousin, you said that you are in good command in front of you, eating delicious food and drinking spicy food, and doing something bad, why do you have to compete with the old stubborn people in the court? Those people are like thick and thick snot, and once they are provoked, they can't get rid of..."
Xiao Fan said sincerely: "The prince is very literary and elegant, and the metaphor is very appropriate..."
Li Jinglong said happily: "I've been too much. I think about this every day when I'm idle. After thinking about it, it's more appropriate to use snot to describe these acid and rot."
Xiao Fan sighed and said, "I was a kind intention to share the worries of the emperor and benefit the country, but I never thought that the court ministers are now pedantic and conservative, and want to implement a new system, and are struggling to move forward..."
"I heard that you want to...reform the military system. What does it mean? Do you want to reform the military? "
Xiao Fan nodded and said, "Yes, the army's schizophrenia is getting worse and worse, and it's really time to treat it, otherwise if it is..."
Li Jinglong's seemingly cynical little eyes suddenly flashed through his eyes, saying, "What do you mean is that the imperial army may have to deal with it in the future... the one in the north?"
Looking at the playboy who had led an army of 600,000 in history to fight Zhu Di directly and was defeated by the mountains, Xiao Fan felt a little complicated. After thinking for a long time, the matter of reducing the vassal states was now an open secret in the court. Everyone was so secretive, but they knew it well. It seemed hypocritical to blindly cover it up.
So Xiao Fan nodded frankly: "Yes, if not unexpected, the court and the vassal kings may... have a battle in the future. Now the border army is brave in combat. Although the number of large soldiers in the court is large, they are all weak. If you use this combat power to fight the border army, the outcome will be difficult to predict. Therefore, reforming the military system is imperative."
Li Jinglong thoughtfully said: "How do you plan to reform?"
"Will reform him if you don't like him!"
Li Jinglong: “…………”
"Oh, just kidding, in fact, reforming the military system will not hurt the court's roots, nor will it turn the court's atmosphere into a focus on martial arts and over literature. The most important thing is..."
Xiao Fanruo looked at Li Jinglong with a deep meaning, and then said, "...More importantly, the reform of the military system only mobilized the troops stationed in thousands of households in various places, but did not move the Governor's Office of the Five Army. The status and power of the Duke and several other meritorious officials had no effect. What was going on before, and what would happen in the future..."
Li Jinglong fell silent, and after a long time, he suddenly laughed and said, "Since he is my own family, why do you have to say these things? I have known you for so long and have worked in a yamen. How could I not help if you ask for something?"
Xiao Fan was overjoyed when he heard this and hurriedly bowed: "Thank you, Duke..."
"Hey, wait, don't thank me first," Li Jinglong raised his hand, paused, and said, "I don't know very well what the rules for reforming the military system you mentioned. Of course, I don't need to know. What I want to know is... what is the emperor's attitude towards reforming the military system?"
Xiao Fan hurriedly said, "Of course I have reported this to the emperor, and the emperor agrees quite well..."
"Really?"
Xiao Fan said seriously: "If the emperor does not agree, would I dare to just talk about this? The court is turbulent and the wind is fast, so don't I know the benefits?"
"Don't move the Governor's Office of the Five Army?"
To be continued...