Chapter two thousand eight hundred seventy-seven clever tongue
Turning back on his face faster than turning over a book, the old man was full of anger, and his eyes were so eager to cut Long Chen into pieces.
Long Chen had caught a handle before, but now that the matter has passed, he has restored his original identity and pointed out his previous mistakes.
Long Chen grabbed him and refused to let go of the handle. This time, he also grabbed Long Chen's handle. He looked so he wanted to hit Long Chen's fire whip himself.
"Insult the Dean? Don't swear. When did I insult the Dean?" Long Chen said angrily, his aggrieved and indignant look almost convinced.
"You...you are so shameless. Have you forgotten what you said just now?" The old man was so angry that he couldn't breathe. Long Chen was quite capable of pretending to be crazy and stupid.
"What did I say?" Long Chen asked.
"The dean has a big butt." The old man shouted.
"What you said is to insult the dean? Then you also said that we are the same crime?" Long Chen said disdainfully.
"you……"
The old man almost spurted out his old blood, and he fell into Long Chen's trap again.
"Puff..."
The two sisters Zhong Ling and Zhong Xiu finally couldn't hold it in and laughed. They had been holding it back for a long time before, but now everyone couldn't help it. Looking at the old man's face and thick neck, they laughed so hard.
Mu Qingyun hugged the two of them, covering their mouths with both hands, so that they would not laugh out loud, but the previous laughter had already been heard, and even if they were covered, it would be useless.
And it would be fine if she didn't cover her up, but she was just trying to cover up. Seeing the two little girls trembling constantly, she was obviously smiling, and Mu Qingyun was angry, anxious and embarrassed.
"Dear judge, they didn't do it on purpose." Mu Qingyun looked at the old man as if he wanted to eat people and quickly apologized.
The old man's face was dark and almost dripped with Mo Zi. He gritted his teeth and said, "Long Chen, don't mess around, pretend to be crazy and stupid. You must answer my questions positively."
"Just answer, just answer, isn't it amazing? I still said the same thing, I did not insult the respected dean." Long Chen shook his head and said.
"Your reason cannot convince anyone." The old man said coldly.
"You need the reason, it's very simple. If you answer me positively, would it be an insult to me if I say that our dean has a big mind?" Long Chen asked.
"Of course not counting," said the old man.
"Where are the hands big?"
"Not counted"
"Where are the big feet?"
"Not counted"
"Why is it an insult to the big butt? Hands and feet are all human organs, and so is the butt. Why is it not to have big hands and feet, but not to have big butt?" Long Chen asked.
For a moment, the audience was silent. Luo Bing, Luo Ning, Mu Qingyun and others looked at Long Chen with joy on their faces. Long Chen was too good at quibbling. It was originally an insulting word, but after he said this, it was nothing.
The old man was immediately speechless and didn't know how to answer. If the answer didn't count, then he would not be able to condemn Long Chen's sin. If it counted, it would be like slapping himself in the face and running around, and he fell into Long Chen's pit again.
Before the old man could speak, Long Chen continued, "There is nothing to do with his hands and feet, because they are always exposed to people.
And you think the butt is a humiliating word because we always carry a fig leaf on our butts.
It is because of a fig leaf that has not changed in essence but has changed in nature. It is believed that exposing the butt becomes a shame.
In fact, no matter where you wear it, it will change its nature over time.
For example, some people sit in a certain position with human touch and do not do human affairs because they wear fig leaf on their faces, their jealousy and their hearts are dark, and their butts and faces are stupid and can't tell the difference."
The people present were surprised and funny when they heard Long Chen's words, and at the same time they also had a hint of admiration for Long Chen.
Although Long Chen said it a bit vulgar, his words are rough but not rough, and they contain profound meanings and are thought-provoking. It is not easy to have such insights at a young age.
And the matter of butt was slapped and pointed out that the old man deliberately targeted him, wearing fair skin, but using his butt as a face.
"You..." The old man was furious. After standing up, his mind was blank and he didn't know what to use to fight back.
He is a judge, and he communicates with others in a question-and-answer system. He has too few experiences of verbal confrontation with others.
But Long Chen is different. He can be literary and martial, fight and scold, and write poetry and lyrics. Martial arts can stabilize the country and make you safe. He will make you kneel down and beg for mercy, and scold you will be in chaos.
Li Chai and others looked at Long Chen and almost knelt down and worshiped him. The longer they lived with Long Chen, the more they felt that Long Chen's tallness and admiration were simply a mountain to admire.
In the past, they were surrendered by Long Chen's terrifying combat power, but later, as they gradually understood Long Chen, they found that whatever things on Long Chen were enough for them to learn for the rest of their lives. In Long Chen, they thoroughly understood a word - genius, a real genius.
"Smack it..."
Suddenly, a burst of applause rang out from a corner of the hall, where an old man wearing a straw hat covered his face and only exposed his snow-white beard and long hair.
When his applause rang out, someone followed him, and the applause soon resounded throughout the hall. Long Chen's remarks were indeed very exciting.
The two old men's faces became extremely ugly.
"Bang"
The scarfaced old man clapped the gavel in his hand and shouted:
"quiet"
The applause gradually faded and gradually returned to its previous quietness, but the two old men looked extremely ugly, while the head of the precepts and court was calm and composed.
Long Chen also smiled. Judging from the angry expressions of the two old guys, it seemed that the strong men present knew a little about these two old guys, otherwise they would not applaud and deliberately stimulated them. It seemed that the two old guys offended many people, and many people couldn't stand them.
"Okay, Long Chen's previous inappropriate remarks end here. Next, we will go straight to the point, stand up, ban noise and start the trial ceremony." The head of the Discipline Academy stood up with a serious face.
As he stood up, everyone stood up, and even everyone in the guest seat stood up. For a moment, the scene suddenly became serious.
"Buzz"
At this moment, runes slowly lit up on the two statues of the hall, and a sacred light appeared on the entire hall.
At the same time, the position of the first three people in the Discipline Academy began to slowly rise, forming an arc-shaped platform, and the entire scene showed its majesty.
The head of the precepts and two other old men saluted at the two statues before slowly sitting back to their seats.
Chapter completed!