Chapter 1190 Li Wanji
Of course, it is impossible to be natural. The little bastard in Long Chen's mouth is Han Zhenyu who was killed by him.
Han Zhenyu is actually not a prince or a direct royal family member, but he is also a royal family member and a pillar of the future of the ancient country of Dahan.
Therefore, Han Zhenyu has the identity jade talisman left by the powerful Dahan ancient country. However, this identity jade talisman did not save Han Zhenyu's life. Long Chen did not buy the account of Dahan ancient country and directly killed him.
The Eight Little Prince was killed by someone, and the face of the ancient Korean Kingdom was considered a big loss.
Seeing Long Chen whispering a little turtle, Han Wenjun was so angry that he cursed, but he didn't show it and said lightly:
"I heard of your name for a long time, but your words and deeds are dirty, which is not in line with the position of receptionist. Is there no talent in the Daxia Kingdom?"
"No, no, you are completely wrong. Reception is not a position, but a dirty and tiring job.
No one wants to come here, so I sent me here. Didn’t you see me and you changed your clothes specifically? You just were afraid of getting dirty things." Long Chen patted the armor on his body and said with a smile.
Han Wenjun made two remarks to mock Long Chen, but was pulled back by Long Chen with a big slap. Although he tried his best to suppress it, his face still became less beautiful.
He originally wanted to anger Long Chen, but he wanted to see Long Chen storm like thunder. He was also very good at this. Because in the ancient Daxia country, many people were so angry that they blushed and had thick necks, but they couldn't do anything to him. Xia Yunchong was one of them.
Unfortunately, he chose the wrong person. When it comes to sarcasm and sarcasm, Long Chen is definitely a master-level figure.
"Daxia sent people like Long Chen to receive us. I believe Long Chen is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, songs, and essays?" Han Wenjun changed his breakthrough.
Because Han Wenjun’s envoy was actually a kind of person who came to Daxia to study and discuss under the banner of cultural exchanges.
Among them, there will be exchanges in poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting. Of course, martial arts exchanges are also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received envoys must be talented and well-educated, and are basically both civil and military.
Han Wenjun has already inquired about it. Long Chen is a martial artist with a very poor background and struggling at the bottom of the world of cultivation. He soared into the sky by chance. He has no cultural heritage or connotation. He is just a leopard, so he speaks directly to the key points.
"Poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, three religions, nine rituals, eight trigrams, plum blossoms, Yi numbers, Qimen Dunjia, there is nothing I don't understand, Long Chen," Long Chen said arrogantly.
"You... bragging, how could you know so much at a young age?" Han Wenjun was startled by Long Chen, but he soon understood. Long Chen was fooling him and couldn't help but sneer.
Not only was Han Wenjun shocked, but he opened the way forward, but the thousands of casual Korean powerful men in the Xia Dynasty looked disbelief, which was too exaggerated.
"Don't use your IQ to measure my wisdom. If you haven't seen such a person before, it doesn't mean you don't have it.
I ask you, your father... Forget it, I'll just say it in plain language, so I'll save myself from being tedious. Does your father like to play chess the most, or is it a chess master, right?" Long Chen said.
"That's right, my father's chess method rarely has opponents." Han Wenjun said proudly.
An emperor of a generation was proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and countless wonderful poems were circulated for the world to spread. Han Wenjun's father, the contemporary Emperor of Dahan, was indeed very talented.
"You may not believe it when you say it. I actually knew your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
But your father, Mr. Li, has a stubborn temper..." Long Chen said seriously.
"Wait, what are you talking nonsense? My Han Wenjun's surname is Han. My father is the great Emperor of Han. Why is his surname Li?" Han Wenjun argued on the spot.
Idiot, I can only be a frog in the well with this IQ, but I feel relieved.
"Your surname is Han. Logically speaking, your father should have your surname. Sorry, I know too many celebrities and I've been confused."
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed and quickly apologized: "But it is true that I know your father. That happened about ten years ago. At that time, I was still a teenager and was playing chess at home.
Your father suddenly appeared for some reason and said he wanted to play chess with me. You may not believe it. Although I am proficient in thousands of ways, I play chess best.
As a result, I fought with your father at that time. I didn’t know that your father was the emperor of a country, so I didn’t show any mercy.
I have to say that your father’s chess is very good, but I am not bad either. The two of them are hard to distinguish, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are gone…”
People along the way couldn't help but feel speechless, just playing chess, just a few pieces, is it that exaggerated?
Long Chen was afraid of being interrupted and said very quickly: "A fight came, it was so tragic. The generals and generals were killed. In the end, each of us had only one pawn left.
I left a "scholar" and your father left a "elephant". I said, "I will not agree to the situation."
Your father used that "elephant" to look at me, and I took that "scholar" to your father, and then he entered a tug-of-war: Your father is like me, my father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father..."
Long Chen said it too quickly. Han Wenjun heard it three times in a row, "Your father is like me, I am your father" before he came back to the point.
"Long Chen, you are looking for death." Han Wenjun roared angrily.
"Hey, okay, why are you scolding?" Long Chen looked puzzled.
"You are provoking me Dahan." Han Wenjun looked at Long Chen, his eyes full of murderous intent, and a terrifying pressure locked Long Chen.
"Why am I cursing? What I said is the truth." Long Chen said innocently.
"You...you are clearly provoking on purpose." Han Wenjun stopped and said coldly.
Paralysis, I hate these two words the most. Why are you trying to hurt me on purpose before? Why isn’t you provoking?
Long Chen shook his head and said, "Hello Han Wenjun, my Daxia is a country of etiquette, but we cannot let others be presumptuous.
What I said is the fact that the person who played chess with me was Han Zhongsheng, which was the name he left at that time.
I didn’t know who he was at that time. Later, when I arrived in Zhongzhou, I realized that he was actually the emperor of the ancient country of Dahan. He admired him in his heart at that time, but he had never had the opportunity to pay homage. It was really rude."
"Bastard, there are so many people with the same name and surname in the world. How do you know that he is my father?" Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen suddenly realized: "Ah? It turns out that it is just the same name. It seems that it is a misunderstanding. Oh, I said, how could a great emperor play chess with me? Thanks to your words, it has unsolved mysteries that have been unsolved in my heart for many years. Thanks to me."
After Long Chen said that, he hurriedly clasped his fists, looking grateful, but Han Wenjun was so angry that his blood surged.
He was pitted by Long Chen again. His sentence: There are too many people with the same name and surname, which is equivalent to saving Long Chen, giving Long Chen an excuse to recognize the wrong person. He was so angry that he couldn't make it happen.
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Just when Long Chen was so angry that Han Wenjun was half-extinguished, far away in the depths of the Daxia City Palace, Emperor Xia Yuyang of Daxia was sitting on the main hall, and Xia Yunchong's master was also there, and the two were tasting tea.
"It's all the best to use things. Long Chen is really a talent, but this is a trick that Li Tianxuan has used. If you use it again, will you feel a little bit like picking up people's wisdom?" Xia Yunchong's master looked at Xia Yuyang and said with a smile.
"Some classic methods are endless. Don't you think this picture is very pleasing to the eye?" Xia Yuyang said indifferently.
On the wall, Long Chen was now playing at Han Wenjun, covering up the wonderful process of "Your father is like me, I am your father". Both of them couldn't help but smile. Both of them were high-ranking existences. This was the first time they heard of this routine that was often played by the people.
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Finally, Han Wenjun learned his lesson, suppressed his anger, and began to pretend to appreciate the scenery along the way, stop talking to Long Chen, and avoid colliding with Long Chen.
He found that ten of him were no match for Long Chen in words. Long Chen knew how to play tricks were thousands of times that of him. He fell into the pit a little accidentally, but he was a little unwilling to give up and secretly made a gesture to a woman beside him.
"Hmph, is it so vulgar? How come the men of Daxia are so untasteful? No wonder women of Daxia like to marry into my Dahan." The woman looked at Long Chen and spoke at this time.
Oh, actually sent a female general to the scene? Dahan's man is too scoundrel, so he asked a woman to come.
"Sorry, this beautiful lady is a lady. Your words are grammatical and I need to correct them to you.
First, I am not from Daxia, I am just a temporary shit collector, so this sentence is meaningless.
Second, beautiful lady, don’t use such words to provoke a man. If the other party replied to you: Am I a man, do you want to try it? How should you answer?" Long Chen spread his hands and said helplessly.
Although it was an indirect and tactful answer, the woman was still too explicit and she was immediately shy and angry.
The woman said angrily.
The woman had a slender figure, bulging front and tilted back, and looked very good, but for Long Chen, who was used to seeing beautiful women, it was nothing. Compared with Meng Qi, she was just a green leaf at best.
"Beautiful lady, it's boring to say this. It's obviously you who took the initiative to question my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you in a pertinent and tactful manner. Why did you become me hooligan?" Long Chen said with an innocent look on his face.
At this time, the entourages of the ancient Daxia Kingdom knew that they could not laugh and were afraid of losing their moral integrity, but they couldn't help it, not knowing how painful it was along the way.
The woman looked at the guards who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and she burst into anger and said angrily:
"Long Chen, if you are a man, you will accept my Li Wanji challenge."
"So it's you?" Long Chen was shocked and looked at the woman with disbelief.
"Do you know me?" Li Wanji said coldly.
"I don't know you, but I often hear people mention you. No wonder my Emperor of Daxia and the princes are so busy, because I thought of an adjective." Long Chen said shyly.
"A lot of money?"
After Long Chen finished saying that, these four words suddenly appeared in his mind by the guards present at Daxia.
"Puff"
Chapter completed!