Chapter Five Hundred and Forty-Three Food and Appearance? (Two in One)(1/2)
Seeing that Jin Deman was abused by his daughter, Princess Changle and Wu Zhao's dissatisfaction with Jin Deman was gone, and they were also interested in the two children who were like living treasures. This big and small one was simply a pistachio at home.
"Okay Xuanxuan, don't make trouble with your aunt. She is the first time she has come to our house and is not familiar with you yet.
Brother, let’s go in and talk. Dahu is already preparing a family dinner." Princess Changle greeted everyone.
During the meal, this was the first time that Jin Deman saw the Du family’s delicious food, which was very eye-opening. He praised the delicious food of all colors, fragrance and taste, and almost never put down his chopsticks.
Everyone was not surprised. Almost all people who ate these for the first time had the same reaction.
Xiao Du Zhong on the dining table whispered to Xuanxuan: "Sister, my new aunt, sister, and aunt are really good at eating. It seems that she has a bigger appetite than you. No wonder you say that she is not beautiful. If you eat like this, how fat will she get?
Dad said that the fatter she is, the uglier she is, and she will definitely become uglier in the future!”
puff……
The food from Jinderman's mouth was spewed out. Who can care about etiquette or not? No matter how well-educated a person is, he cannot stop the personal attacks of these two children with such a sarcastic tongue. Who are these people in this family? Are these two children my nemesis?
Everyone stood there and looked at Jinderman. The queen no longer had the temperament, but was rather embarrassed.
Xiao Xuanxuan scolded Du Zhong and said, "Silly brother, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!
Sister, I have only compared your appetite with you. If someone else in our family will have more appetite than my sister."
Xiao Zhong nodded in agreement, "Oh, are they all getting fatter and fatter?"
“Who knows?
Humph, but they will definitely get uglier, otherwise why is my sister the most beautiful little princess in our family?" Xiao Xuanxuan said confidently.
"My wrong sister, it's the whole world. Didn't you say it's the whole world?" Xiao Du Zhong corrected.
"Well... Yes, yes, brother, you are so well-behaved. Come on, sister will pick up a piece of meat for you and eat more!"
The scene of siblings falling in love makes everyone watch the two of them just like watching the show, and they are speechless about these two live treasures.
Queen Jin Deman's face was flushed. She really wanted to find an excuse to leave here. She understood the words of the two children. It was just a joke that the children were ignorant, but she was fucking me. What did I do? I finally tried the food in the world... It's better now, how can I continue to eat it?
Princess Changle scolded the two little girls: "Don't remember the rules of not talking about food or sleep? You two like to chat. Go and take your own rice bowl to your uncle's table for dinner!"
The two little guys didn't dare to hum. They hurriedly held the bowl and ran off the ground, not even caring about taking the chopsticks.
Everyone laughed, and Princess Changle took Jinderman to clean up before returning to the dining table and reopening.
The princess advised: "The children are ignorant, don't mind, this is a dish made by my Dahu. Dahu's craftsmanship is better than that of the imperial chefs in the palace and they are all arranged in Chang'an.
If you have a lot of appetite, eat more. It is rare to come to our house once, and you won’t be able to eat outside.”
Puff... God is so fucking! Jin Deman wanted to cry without tears. He thought to himself, no wonder, he had any kind of daughter and mother. Your daughter said I had a big appetite, so why did you say that?
But even so, she had to thank her with a smile on her face.
Li Chengqian explained: "Yes, Dahu has learned all the true teachings of his brother-in-law, and his cooking skills have been perfect."
Dahu at the other table happened to come over to get chopsticks for the two children, and said modestly with a smile: "Your Highness is too much. Dahu's craftsmanship is far from the shopkeeper, and he still has to learn."
"Don't be humble to me. I have eaten your meal for three years in Tubo. Now I have never had a full meal when I returned to Chang'an.
If my brother-in-law hadn't let anyone go, I really wanted to secretly take you to the imperial kitchen." Li Chengqian quipped.
"Ah? I heard it right. You just said that he learned his cooking skills from, who did he learn from?" Jinderman said in surprise.
"I learned from my brother-in-law, the one in front of you.
I forgot to introduce him to you, he is the chef god of Chang'an, the founder of many chefs in Chang'an. In order to eat the dishes he cooks, many girls and ladies dream of marrying my brother-in-law."
Huh... Du Shaoqing reminded Li Chengqian, and the latter stopped immediately. If he continued, Princess Changle would definitely not let him come to the door in the future.
Jinderman's three views were refreshed again and he murmured: "He, isn't he a miracle doctor?"
Can be an official, fight, do business, cure diseases, and cook? How can a person have so many things?"
Li Chengqian laughed and said, "He is still the best in poetry and prose, unparalleled paintings, calligraphy, papermaking, etc., and there are so many things that can't be counted. Otherwise, how dare he be the best man in the world?
You should ask him, is there anything else I can't do?
In my opinion, my brother-in-law can do anything except having children.”
Well, Jin Deman was already shocked enough. At this time, her eyes looked at Du Shaoqing differently. She felt that this person no longer looked like a human, almost like a god.
Xiao Xuanxuan, who was rushed to another table, shouted: "Uncle, you are wrong. Daddy will give birth to a baby, he gave birth to me."
puff……
The audience burst into laughter and made a fuss. Du Shaoqing was so angry that he scolded with a dark face: "Why don't you have a good meal? What nonsense?"
Xiao Xuanxuan buried her head in awkwardly and asked, "Sister, you were born by Dad, what about me? What about me?"
"You were born to your mother!" Xiao Xuanxuan said angrily.
Xiao Du Zhong's face was pulled down and she frowned and said, "Why did you give birth to your father, but I gave birth to your mother? I also want your father to give birth to you..."
Xiao Xuanxuan scolded impatiently and said, "What kind of birth? It's over, it can't be changed.
That day, my dad and I watched you born to my mother.
Where did you come from so much? Have a good meal!"
"Oh, okay, let's wait until my father has a baby next time." Xiao Du Zhong was simple-minded, muttered and then buried his head in the meal.
Du Shaoqing:...
Everyone laughed and Sanhu shouted, "The shopkeeper's good skills, call us next time, the young people want to open their eyes..."
"Get out of here, get out of here, go to the kitchen for dinner, the delicious food can't stop you from talking!
It seems that all the children have been taught. When you have children in the future, I will invite the scalpers to come back and be a gentleman." Du Shaoqing cursed with a smile.
What??? Scalper? Oh my God, that's all right? Wouldn't you teach someone...
"Cough cough... the shopkeeper calmed down. We knew we were wrong. So we took the lady and the young master out for dinner and didn't bother everyone." Each of them carried a plate of dishes, led two children, and their respective wives and evacuated.
When he walked outside, Mrs. Dahu said in confusion: "Husband, is the scalper a person? The shopkeeper will not let the plowing ox teach us children, right?"
Brother Wuhu looked strange and did not answer this question. Sihu suggested: "Second brother, you are in charge of the chamber of commerce, but you must be optimistic. Don't let the scalper come back!"
Sanhu echoed: "That's right, that guy is poisonous, not a good bird! Don't let him come back. If I were to see him again in Chang'an, he would definitely beat him up so hard that he would not dare to get within a hundred miles of Chang'an."
“Why is this?
Husband, is that scalper our enemy?
Then why did the master even say that he would be a gentleman?" Mrs. Sanhu said inexplicably.
Xiao Xuanxuan laughed and said, "I know that the scalper is the one we sell comic strips."
"Oh... it turns out that he is a subordinate of the Chamber of Commerce. He is his own person. If he can be a teacher, he must be capable. Why should we suppress others?" several women advised.
Dahu said with a dark face: "What do women know? In short, just don't contact each other."
"Hehe, because the comic strips sold by scalpers are not worn, many people scold him... Daddy sent them to the Northeast." Xiao Xuanxuan said with a smile.
What??? Not wearing clothes? Wouldn't that be...
Only then did the women understand.
Erhu quickly interrupted the topic, "Okay, okay, stop talking, the shopkeeper is joking, have a meal.
By the way, Xuanxuan, how do you know the scalpers?”
"I've seen the albums he sold before..."
Before Xuanxuan could finish speaking, she was immediately covered by the tiger's mouth.
My little ancestor, why do you have so many little secrets? If the wife knows this, she will inevitably be beaten again.
Everyone was walking towards the kitchen and educating Xuanxuan. Finally, the child was obedient and knew that it was not a good thing. They promised to be beaten up when they saw a scalper in the future, which made everyone feel relieved.
Xiao Du Zhong, who has been ignored by everyone, murmured: "Are you a picture album without clothes? I seem to have seen it in my parents' room. There are also in Uncle Dahu's room, and there are..."
...
I got rid of a group of noisy people and the restaurant became quiet, but everyone felt that eating so seriously was not as comfortable as when the two children were before. Even the guest Jinderman felt it was strange and couldn't help but have a question in my heart. Has my long-term habit of eating wrong? Should it be lively?
Everyone quickly ended the imperfect lunch. Du Shaoqing handed Jin Deman to the two wives and took Li Chengqian to the study.
Li Chengqian said something, "Brother-in-law, my father decided to let Qinglian go to Yangzhou and cooperate with my third brother to build a 100,000 navy in Yangzhou, do you know? I want to keep Du He in Chang'an and train him to be the first commander of the Tang Dynasty in the future, you..."
Du Shaoqing interrupted, "Wait, I know this, and my third brother is willing to go, so I support him.
As for your thoughts, forget it. Remember I told him that you have no thoughts before you get to power.
Of course, if you become the leader in the future, I don’t recommend your idea. The third brother is not suitable to be the number one person in the Tang Dynasty military, and he has a bad reputation.”
"These are not important. The focus of employing people is loyalty and trustworthiness. I can trust Qinglian." Li Chengqian insisted.
"No, this is very important! Which one is more important, the opinions of the people in the world, and your personal opinions?
If virtue is not worthy of position, it will only cause the third brother to get in a dilemma, which will harm him.
The future Tang Dynasty will be at sea, so being the commander of the navy may be more suitable for him.
Don’t tell my father-in-law about your thoughts. Now you are not the prince, but just a minister of the Ministry of Justice. Just handle the case and handle government affairs well.
Don’t forget that the murderer behind the poisoning that time can’t be found, it’s unknown whether you can get on the throne safely.”
To be continued...