Chapter 536 When am I a sick cat? (2 in 1)(1/2)
Looking at the large group of people blocking the door, the big cat was not afraid at all. He raised his neck and roared at the other party, and rushed forward with a whoosh.
And the jailers were also cruel. Without talking about retreating, they all moved with bare hands and fists. Soon a group of people fought with Big Cat.
When Xiao Xuanxuan saw it, hehe, this is awesome? Do you dare to bully us few people? So many people beat Xiao Meow Meow?
Xiao Xuanxuan, who was better off defending her, was not as helpless as an ordinary child, nor did she cry and scream. Instead, she calmly reached out and took off the small medicine bag she carried with her.
Then he looked at the prison door and turned around and looked at the clear sky. Xiao Xuanxuan said to the sky as if she was praying: "Uncle Xian who will blow wind in the sky, give me a gust of wind to help. I can't let Xiao Miaomiao go to war alone, I have to help him."
Well, I don’t know if I have heard too much Journey to the West or listened to myths and stories. Is it because of the windy uncle? What if it’s a mother-in-law?
What’s even more funny is that the little girl’s movement feels a bit like a temporary cram? If you pray and it gets windy, won’t the world be able to have good weather every year?
But things in the world are so coincidental, or in other words, Xiao Xuanxuan, a child, is different from ordinary people, and at the moment she finished speaking, a breeze really came, which made her squint her eyes and bent into a pair of crescent moons.
So the little girl showed two rows of white teeth and giggled happily, "Thank you, Uncle Fairy, this fight is yours!"
Xuanxuan turned around and untied the medicine bag, then stood there and poured it down on the ground. A ball of powder directly covered the battle group at the entrance of the Tianzhuo along the breeze.
The clever big cat looked at it, turned around and jumped back, quickly returning to Xuanxuan.
But the group of jailers who were fighting were confused. How could they fight well? Where is the tiger?
"Haha, sure enough, I just said, we have many people and powerful people, and the tiger was beaten away by us." Someone said excitedly. This experience of fighting with a tiger with bare hands was extremely respected, and I later had more topics of boasting about it.
"Yes, what kind of tiger? I think it's just a big cat, no, sick cat! A sick cat with soft feet!" Another person echoed.
This made the big cat extremely angry, scratching the ground with his front paws, and he kept roaring in his mouth, looking at the little master pitifully, which meant, let me beat them up.
Xiao Xuanxuan smiled and said, "Little Miaomiao, let's not fight with these stupid people. Do you know what this is? When they start to fall, you can do whatever you want!"
The prisoner noticed Xiao Xuanxuan's words and looked around in confusion.
"Huh? What's the fragrance? It smells so good!" Someone finally noticed something strange and said in surprise.
"What is this? Why do you feel a little dizzy in front of you? You can't see clearly. Brothers, please help me. Maybe my father was having a presbyopia again!" The person who spoke was a prison guard who was less than 30 years old.
After hearing this, the prison boss really wanted to kick this guy over. He was so presbyopia. You kid was only in his twenties. Where did you get presbyopia? Besides, is that an intermittent disease?
At this moment, someone had something wrong again and said lazily with a long yawn: "Boss, a big battle is full of joy. I'm tired of fighting, so I have to have a good rest..."
Before he finished speaking, he fell asleep like noodles.
"No, this, the drug is now, hurry up, hurry up..." Before the prison chief could finish calling, he was interrupted by the giggling Xiao Xuanxuan.
"Hey, that big bad guy who leads the way, stop calling me, it's too late. This is my only fan of my family. I'm specializing in dealing with bad guys. It's useless if you call me. Let's lie down and wait for a beating.
Dare you say that my little Miaomiao is a sick cat? Don’t you know that my family runs a medicine shop to treat diseases?
Humph, little meow, it's your turn to perform, beat them one by one, and then throw them inside and pile them up."
"Little princess, you, you can't..."
Before the prisoner finished speaking, he fell asleep. At the gate of the prison, except for Xiao Xuanxuan and Big Cat, there was no longer a person standing there. He fell all over the ground like a medicine mouse.
At this time, Xiao Miaomiao hummed and was reluctant to go over. Xiao Xuanxuan kicked and scolded in anger: "You stupid cat, this little drug on them is useless to you. You have been trained by me so much that you are almost invincible by all poisons. What are you afraid of? Get on quickly, otherwise I will go back and get a basin to fill you with a powder."
What a good guy, the big cat was striking, as if his tiger fur was standing upright, and he jumped onto the people on the ground.
Then the next scene was terrible, just like Xiao Xuanxuan was about to enter the door, and a large group of people were lying on the ground to block the road. Xiao Miaomiao took the initiative to stand up as a scavenger. He happily threw the jailer into a pile, and Xiao Xuanxuan followed behind and walked in leisurely in the courtyard. Each person and tiger were so majestic.
The prison guards in the prison wanted to come out to support him, but the breeze also sent a small amount of mist powder to the prison. These people were like eggplants made from frost, and their faces were full of energy.
Those smart jailers quietly slipped out of the Tianzhuo gate and asked for help.
The Minister of Justice Li Daozong went to the palace to report that he had not returned. The Minister of Justice was on duty again. When he heard this news, he felt his scalp tingling. Why did the little princess get the true teachings of Du Prince Consort? She also came to Tianzhuo alone? She wouldn't take us seriously.
But just as he was about to set out to mobilize troops to support him, he shouted, "This little princess is a fearless master. Last time, the princess followed him and had a constraint. Now, who can stop him? Will he listen to you?
So he had to go to the palace again for help.
When Du Shaoqing heard the report from the eunuch Lao Gao, he was caught off guard and had to give a few simple words, asking for a horse from the palace, and rode his horse straight to the direction of Tianzhuo.
At this time, Xiao Xuanxuan was protected by the big cat and came all the way to Li Ke's prison. The jailer who was "talking" hurriedly opened the door and ran out as if he was running away. No one dared to come to disturb the whole area.
When Li Ke saw Xuanxuan coming to see her, he was very moved and pulled the little guy to chat with her.
Outside the Tianzhu, the first person to come to Li Daozong, the Minister of Justice, or the son-in-law Du Shaoqing, but Empress Changsun who came to visit Li Ke with Concubine Yang. When the two of them got off the frame, they saw the messy Tianzhu.
Queen Changsun frowned and angrily shouted: "The Heavenly Prison is a country's important weapon, why is it so messy? Where is the head of the Ministry of Justice?"
Following the guards, he said vigilantly: "Empress Qibing, looking at the situation, it seems that the Heavenly Prison has been attacked, the two empresses should return to the carriage and avoid it for a while.
Come, line up and be careful of the enemy."
Just as the guards lined up to guard, Concubine Yang exclaimed: "No, my Ke'er!"
The queen hurriedly grabbed her, "Sister, what are you doing? Danger!"
"Sister, please come in and help. Maybe the thieves couldn't poison Ke'er, so they attacked directly and wanted to kill Ke'er. I..."
Before he finished speaking, Concubine Yang felt dizzy and almost fainted.
The queen was shocked and thought to herself who was so bold?
"Come in, attack and support, and quickly take it off when encountering a prison robbery. Remember to keep a living!"
As soon as the queen issued the order, a large group of people ran out of Wuyang and Wuyang in the prison, all of them were in a mess, and it was obvious that they had been fought.
"Is this? The guards of the Tianzhu are defeated. The enemy may be chasing them. The soldiers obeyed the order and let the prison guards of the Tianzhu go. When they saw the pursuit of the enemy Li Ke, they took action."
Good guy, this guard leader is also full of imagination.
But the prison guard looked up and saw what was going on? The sky prison was surrounded by swords and soldiers? Is this called there being a tiger behind and there are pursuers in front of them?
"You are the prison guards this day?" the guard leader shouted.
A high-ranking official in the defeated army replied: "That's right, I don't know who the general is? What does this mean?"
"Since you are a prison guard, then come out quickly and avoid it temporarily. The Empress will arrive in person. Our imperial guards will naturally welcome the enemy!"
What??
The Empress is here? Hey, it's so great. The Empress is the little princess' grandmother, so she must be here to control the little princess.
Wait, what did he say? Welcoming the enemy? What kind of enemy?
The prison guard stood up and saluted respectfully at the frame, saying, "Qi Bi, the Empress, the Heavenly Prison was indeed broken into, but it was not an enemy, but the little princess rushed in with the God Tiger to see His Highness the King of Wu.
We couldn't stop it, so we were so embarrassed. However, the little princess was kind-hearted and we had no casualties. She was now talking to His Highness the King of Wu.
I beg the Empress to persuade the little princess, the Heavenly Prison has been repeatedly robbed, and it will damage its majesty when it is spread. We..."
Speaking of this, this person actually shed tears and didn't say anything in his heart, that is, can he persuade the little princess not to be tragic to our Tianzhu family, can we change people? It's really not easy to make a living.
At this time, the queen and Concubine Yang walked out of the frame at the same time, frowned and said, "It turns out that it's Xuanxuan, it's such a nonsense!
Thank you all for your hard work. The children are ignorant. I will take them back and strictly restrain them. Today, all the people on duty will be funded by the palace.
Take us in and look for it.”
"Thank you, Empress!"
At this moment, Li Daozong and Du Shaoqing rushed over together. Seeing that the image of the Tianzhu had been destroyed, Li Daozong was so angry that his beard shook, thinking that he was embarrassed to the empress this time, and the reputation of the Ministry of Justice is...
"What are you doing each of you? You can't even coax a child? Didn't I say that? If the little princess really breaks through, then do you avoid reporting? Who told you to do it?" Li Daozong scolded angrily.
A prison guard said aggrievedly: "You reported to the Secretary of State that it was not because of his subordinates who did not obey the official order. It was really a sudden incident. When the little princess came, she asked the Shenhu to take action, shouting that she wanted to beat us one by one and vent her anger. We, we can't resist it, we can't beat it, and we can't escape..."
"A bastard, you are all from the army. How can you not even take a tiger when you rush forward?"
The prison guard dodged his body and pointed to the yard and said, "Look, these brothers are the ones who rushed forward at the beginning, and now they are all like this."
Li Daozong, Du Shaoqing, the queen and others came in and saw that, "Good guy, is this a stacked arhat or a sandbag?"
"What's going on?" Li Daozong was stunned.
Du Shaoqing stepped forward and looked, asked a faint fragrance, smiled bitterly and shook his head, "It's a pill, Xuanxuan is so messy."
"The prince-in-law is wise, the little princess said this is your exclusive drug. This thing is so amazing. These brothers were the first to be fascinated by the god tigers.
We just smelled the Qingfeng in the Heavenly Prison and felt weak in the hands and feet, so we became like this." Many prison guards said depressedly.
Li Daozong looked at Du Shaoqing with a strange expression and thought to himself, "What are you doing with your child's unique medicine? Also, you are a doctor, and you are a special medicine? This is not a good thing, why do you feel that you have bad motivation?"
Empress Changsun was also dissatisfied and secretly scolded her granddaughter for being taught to be bad, and she would not pass on her good medical skills. Why did you tell her that she used poison?
On the contrary, Concubine Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and she felt a little relieved about her worries in her eyebrows. She thought to herself that Xiao Xuanxuan is good and knew she was concerned about her uncle, so she urged: "Sister, don't delay, let's go and see Ke'er as soon as possible."
Everyone could hear the giggle of the child from the depths of the Heavenly Prison. It was obvious that the uncle and nephew had a very happy time.
"Ke'er, how are you doing, Ke'er?" Yang Fei didn't care about anything and unconsciously rushed to the front, calling Li Ke's name.
"Mother? Why are you here?" Li Ke said in surprise.
Xiao Xuanxuan stood aside obediently to salute Concubine Yang, and then saw that her grandmother and father were coming, and she greeted her with a smile.
"Grandma, are you afraid that Xuanxuan can't beat these bad guys, so she brought her dad to help me?"
Du Shaoqing:...
Daughter, you really dare to think about it!
The queen wanted to scold her severely, but when she said that, she looked at her granddaughter's cute appearance, and she was so angry that she reached out and nodded Xuanxuan's little head: "You kid is too chaotic and dares to go privately to the prison. How dangerous is it? What if something happens to you, how can you let your mother and grandmother live? It's all the good things that you, the 'good father', teach you?"
To be continued...