Chapter 503: The Witty Tiger (2 in 1)(1/2)
When Du Shaoqing returned home, he had not yet made any free time to post a message to Northeast China, and he was found by Dahu. He cried and almost confused Du Shaoqing.
"Shopkeeper, can you help persuade Mr. Su, and advise him to go home soon and let him live like this, I will be driven crazy by him if I have nothing to do."
"Hmm? What's the situation? Your future brother-in-law looks quite easy-going and it's not difficult to get along with. What are you doing?" Du Shaoqing said in surprise.
I...I...
Dahu held it in for a long time, and finally said one sentence: "He is so sloppy. I have never seen such a sloppy person. Even if we brothers were on the mountain, they were cleaner than him."
Du Shaoqing:...
How is this possible? Mr. Su was also a noble family from Chang'an. Although he was not handsome, his demeanor was still different from ordinary people. He didn't look like a sloppy person.
"Tell me clearly, is it because people dislike you for being sloppy, or do you dislike him for being sloppy? He is a rich young man." Du Shaoqing asked.
Dahu took a step back and exclaimed: "Of course I think he is sloppy, the shopkeeper. Although Dahu is a rough man, our Du family has been trained by you from top to bottom from old to young. Who is not very careful about personal hygiene? This young man doesn't wash his feet when he sleeps."
"Ahem...
Well, personal habits are different. Just get used to it. Whether or not you wash your feet is not a big deal. People are always guests when they come to the door. You can’t just knock them away just because they don’t like to wash their feet, right? This is not a way to entertain guests.” Du Shaoqing persuaded with a smile.
Dahu was almost crying, "No, the shopkeeper, he insisted on sleeping with me every day, but who can stand this?"
"What's the big deal? He is also a serious person with a wife and children, so don't think so." Du Shaoqing said impatiently.
"I don't know if he is serious or not, but his feet are really stinking, you..."
"You guys are so good. You two don't sleep in the same bed. What's wrong with marrying your wife for a few days?
Today, Your Majesty and the Empress come to our house as a guest, so you go to the kitchen to prepare the ingredients first. I will cook a few dishes in person later, so don’t neglect it.” Du Shaoqing scolded, for this matter, Dahu is too mother-in-law.
Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Dahu hugged him and cried and begged, "No, the shopkeeper, we only have the same bed. He insisted on tied it with me and protecting him closely. He didn't sleep at all. He even followed me when I got up at night.
That's not all, the key is what else he said, sleeping with his feet and lying...
If I...I... sleep for another two days, I will be poisoned."
Puff... Du Shaoqing was vomited blood directly by Dahu's words. What are you doing? Sleeping together? Lying on your feet? Two big men? Is there a place for your family to live?
If this is the case, coupled with Mr. Su's stinky feet... tsk, the big tiger seems to be sympathized with.
"Let's do it, go to the kitchen to work first, and I'll talk to Mr. Su later, but he is your brother-in-law after all, so it's better to find a way to solve it yourself. If it doesn't work, please let him learn to wash his feet. Are you a seven-foot man afraid of a weak man?"
This... Well, I'll try it.
Dahu walked towards the kitchen with some confusion, thinking that no matter how he said he was a noble young man, even if I was not afraid of him, I would not get started with him, right?
As soon as he walked to the kitchen, he picked up the kitchen knife to prepare the ingredients, a figure rushed in at the door and hugged the big tiger.
"Brother-in-law, put down this weapon quickly, be careful and don't hurt yourself." The young master of the Su family followed him in elusiveness.
Dahu shivered, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell on the chopping board with a bang, and he had the urge to turn around and strangle the other person to death.
Holding down his inner anxiety, Dahu said, "Brother Su, you can see clearly. This is a kitchen knife and a vegetable cutter. Why is it a weapon?"
"Brother-in-law, just listen to my advice. During the days before you get married to your sister-in-law, you must not touch these dangerous things again. Come out with me."
Dahu broke free and said with a bitter face: "I am the number one chef of the Du family. What should I eat if I don't cook? Don't worry, Brother Su, I have used this kitchen knife for many years and cannot hurt myself."
Mr. Su advised: "A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, so let the servants do these kitchen tasks. Why are you a sixth-rank title? How can you..."
“Secretary?
Brother Su, you don’t know that there are no servants in our Du family. If there are, then the brothers are servants. Who else can cook besides us?" Dahu smiled.
"No, why haven't I seen you cook these two days? Who cooked the meal at home?"
"I have been doing it in recent days by my third brother and three Hu. He asked me to take a good rest and help me take it. But today is different. Today, the shopkeeper personally told me to help the kitchen, and he would cook in person later." Dahu introduced.
"Who? Your shopkeeper? Isn't that Mr. Du? He cooked himself?" Mr. Su was stunned.
"Yes, we have moved to Chang'an for several years. Haven't you never heard of the name of the chef god of the shopkeeper, right?"
Oh...yes, Du Fuma is known as the God of Chef, and there have always been legends about him cooking in person in Chang'an.
"You mean, today Du Madam Du cooks himself? The host cooks for the guy?
This prince-in-law is really careless and admirable!”
Dahu looked at this brother-in-law with strange eyes, thinking to himself, didn’t you say that a gentleman was away from the kitchen just now? Why did someone older than you have a flattering face? Who is it!
"The shopkeeper is very busy. Unless during the Chinese New Year or the wife's birthday party, they usually don't have time to cook in person. Today is His Majesty and the Queen, so they have to treat it well.
You might as well go out quickly and cook for His Majesty. If you neglect, you and the Japanese will not be able to afford to be guilty."
Who? Your descendant?
Mr. Su was frightened. The emperor went to the minister's house to have dinner. His father might not have a chance once a year. He was caught by himself in the Du family today?
"No, no, since Your descendant, then as a minister, I must go to pay my respects..."
As he said that, he was about to go out, but Dahu grabbed the other person and explained in a low voice: "Based on my past experience, you'd better not go.
Your Majesty and the Empress both came out in vain, like an ordinary person coming out to visit his daughter and son-in-law. If you don’t like to see the officials again, don’t get into trouble.”
This statement made Mr. Su instantly look at his brother-in-law with admiration. Unexpectedly, a part-time chef at the escort dared to comment on the emperor like this. It seems that this brother-in-law is indeed not an ordinary person. After thinking about it carefully, he is a poor little official, so he should listen to other people's advice. It is always bad for him to collide with His Majesty.
"Well... Thank you for your kind words. Let's do this. How about I help the kitchen next to you? If you are lucky enough to participate in the work of cooking for Your Majesty today, it will be a glory."
Dahu was stunned for a moment, looking at Mr. Su in surprise as if he didn't know him, thinking that this has changed again? Do you want to go to the kitchen yourself?
He looked up and down carefully, shook his head and refused: "Haha, let's forget it, you gentleman stayed away from the kitchen and never did this..."
Dahu wanted to change the other person's temperament and agree to it, but when he thought of the other person's sloppy and smelly feet, he instantly felt that the whole kitchen had been wasted, and immediately stopped his bad intentions.
"It doesn't matter. My father at home often teaches us to practice and experience farming in person. I can eat all kinds of hardships. Besides, with my help, I can watch you and not let you get into trouble. I can chop firewood and burn fire." Mr. Su volunteered to himself.
You are the only one who burns fire and chops firewood. The big tiger looks at the other party's thin body and doesn't believe it.
His eyes rolled, and he pondered for a moment, and Dahu had an idea and said, "I really want to participate?"
"Of course, how dare you cherish your health when cooking for Your Majesty?"
"It's okay to keep you, but for the sake of caution, you have to promise me a few things. You can't go into the kitchen if you save your image, let alone cook for Your Majesty."
Mr. Su directly started rolling up his sleeves and said confidently: "It's okay, it's just a little oily. I'm going to give it my best today and don't care about this silk."
Puff... Dahu almost vomited blood, thinking to himself, where did you get the confidence?
"Ahem, you misunderstood. I'm not afraid that you will get dirty in your clothes, but that you are too sloppy and will get dirty in the ingredients when you enter the kitchen. So you not only need to change your clothes, but also take a shower and clean up."
Young Master Su suddenly realized and pulled a long voice to express his consent: "Oh... Yes, yes, those who serve Your Majesty must take a shower and change clothes, it's up to you! Do you have a dedicated bathroom at home? Take me there.
By the way, brother-in-law, have you washed? Do you want to take a shower and change your clothes together?"
No! You can't even die!
The feeling of Dahu now is not that he was shot in his knee, but that he was almost tied into a hornet's nest. Why is this brother-in-law not at all men's defense?
"No need, no need, no need, I take a shower every night, no need to wash anymore, and today it was not arranged by my manager or the shopkeeper.
Let's take you to my personal bathroom, otherwise you may not be able to use it alone."
As he said that, Dahu took the other person toward his residence.
"Personal bathroom? There is no one to serve in this bathroom... Oh, by the way, you don't have a servant in your family, so you have to do it yourself?"
Dahu smiled without saying a word, led the other person straight to the place, pushed open the bathroom door, and was stunned as soon as he entered the door. What about the bathroom? Are you teasing me? You don’t even have a wooden tub, how can you take a shower?
"Take off your clothes!" Dahu said, pointing to the place against the wall.
"Ah? What, what to take off your clothes? What to take off your clothes? Brother-in-law? This one has nothing but water, how can you take a shower? You are not lying to me, are you?"
Speaking of this, the other party looked at Dahu carefully, hugged his arms and retreated, "Brother-in-law respects himself. I really didn't expect you to be such a person. My little sister's life is really hard, no, I'm going to take advantage of the situation and I..."
Puff, Dahu was vomited blood by this guy. Now you think of two men inappropriate? What did you say when you were lying on the same bed? What did you mean by saying this means that the two are intimate and have deep friendship? Now you are a gentleman?
Dahu couldn't bear the other party's long-windedness and interrupted sternly: "Enough! I'm also a well-known man and don't like men.
Who said that you must need a bathtub and wooden barrel when taking a bath? Our Du family is not elsewhere. The shopkeeper is very capable. There is a mechanism for the bamboo tube behind you, and hot water will come out after turning it."
The other party opened his mouth one by one when he said it. After a long time, he came to his senses and smiled awkwardly: "Brother-in-law, stop making fun of me, are you kidding me? Is there any bamboo tube in this world that can spray hot water by yourself..."
As he spoke, he pulled the small bamboo board on the wall behind him. He couldn't speak as soon as possible, and the shower head on it rained, pouring the young master Su from his head to his feet.
He was so scared that he dodged away, and then a moment of silence came out: "Brother-in-law, this is not hot water either!"
Even I forgot to ask why the bamboo tubes emit water.
Dahu smiled proudly, "After opening it, the first three breaths were cold water, and then it was hot. The mechanism of the hot and cold water can be controlled.
You wash slowly here, wash carefully, don’t worry, I will prepare your clothes and wait for you in the kitchen.”
"Yeah, okay, don't worry, I'll take a shower and go there immediately." Mr. Su answered, but his eyes stared at the switch that was venting water and could no longer move.
Dahu walked outside the door and heard a whisper inside, "How can this small bamboo board be sprayed with water to take a shower when it moves?"
Hearing this, Dahu was so angry that he had been venting all these days. He thought that this time he was really smart. Not only did you clean up your personal hygiene, but he also successfully got rid of this oil bottle and could be relaxed for a while. I remember that when I first came into contact with the shower, it was fresh for several days.
The facts were as expected by Dahu. From the time he started cooking and until he brought all the food to the table, no one had seen Mr. Su again.
When Du Shaoqing saw that everyone was here, where is Mr. Su?
Li Erxin said, is there anyone else who hasn't come?
To be continued...