Chapter 475 Daddy, Look (2 in 1)(1/2)
That night, the palace held a night banquet. All officials arrived and specialized in cooking with fish. Because they used more than a thousand fresh river fish, they were called the Thousand Fish Banquet. Basically, everyone returned home drunk.
It is not necessary to deliberately promote it as auspicious. Everyone thinks that 100,000 kilograms of fishing at a time is even greater than this? So the historian recorded a fierce record of this incident. Everyone left their names behind, and even civil officials on the shore were mentioned. Who is unhappy for such a good thing?
That's it that night, something happened to many officials and nobles.
Although it is not a big deal, it is ridiculous. That is, the children at home come home to steal wine, and many good wines treasured by wine lovers have been stolen.
The cause was a bet between Xiao Xuanxuan and the others. Except for Xiao Xuanxuan, Du Ping and Li Xiang, they all lost the bet.
So Xiao Xuanxuan came up with an idea, didn’t she say she wanted to steal the wine? I’m afraid that the adults would not be able to do it when they were at home, so they couldn’t. Tonight, they were just enough to strike while the iron was hot. The adults went to attend the night banquet, and they happened to do it.
Of course, this girl is also a ghostly girl. Since these friends will never dare to bet with me again, then use this gambling game to squeeze it out, and at the same time prevent someone from cheating and dragging the stealing of wine until the year of the Monkey and Horse Month.
The next day, Cheng Yaojin woke up from a hangover and was having lunch with his wife and sons, but he disappeared from his beloved little daughter.
"Madam, where is Ruyu? Why don't you come to have a meal?" Cheng Yaojin asked.
"This girl knew she ran away wildly and asked the servants to find her. Let's have a meal first. My husband hasn't eaten for two meals." Mrs. Cheng said.
Then he advised with kindness: "Husband, please avoid drinking less in the future. Doctor Xie said that drinking alcohol harms your body, but you drink alcohol in the sea every day, and I am worried."
The eldest son Cheng Chumo also advised: "Yes, father, Shaoqing also said that fine wine should not be used more often. Do you have a headache every time you wake up from a hangover?"
Old Cheng Dama sat at the dining table with a golden knife and said no, maybe he was feeling uncomfortable after drinking, then he seemed to be reminded by his son, and slapped his thigh: "Yes, that's not right, I have a migraine every time."
"That's it, Shaoqing said..."
Before Cheng Chumo finished speaking, Old Cheng laughed and said, "A few days ago, Lao Niu taught me a good idea, saying it was a trick to keep and cure hangover headaches. It's just right, let's try it today."
Mrs. Cheng smiled and said, "General Niu is such a good person. Husband, please sit down and prepare whatever utensils you need."
Lao Cheng stood up and waved his hand, "No, no, Lao Niu's method is simple. It is said that it is a hangover day. Drink a few more glasses of good wine, and you will get better immediately after you hook it."
With a plop, the three brothers Cheng Chumo fell under the dining table, and Lao Cheng turned around and walked towards his study.
Mrs. Cheng stood there and murmured: "Dalang, what did your father just say?"
"Dad seems to be saying that he will cure headaches after drinking a few more drinks." Cheng Chumo said honestly.
How many more drinks???
After that, Mrs. Cheng sat down powerlessly, thinking that this husband was helpless and probably had lost his wine jar in this life.
"Forget it, let's just leave him alone. Let's have a meal first. I don't know how many days your father will be drunk this time."
Not long after, a stern shout came from the Cheng family's study: "Who is the one who touched my wine? Where is the wine? Where did the wine go?"
The three brothers of the Cheng family tightened their bodies for no reason, and the chopsticks on their hands fell on the table at the same time.
Mrs. Cheng glared at the three of you and said, "Is it that the three of you who are naughty? Have you touched your father's wine?"
The three of them shook their heads repeatedly, and the third son of the Cheng family said aggrievedly: "Mom, we don't dare to borrow ten courages from us. Last time my younger sister stole wine, we were beaten by my father, who would...
No, may you be a little girl again?"
The third brother reminded him, and the other two looked at each other, and Cheng Chumo said, "I'm afraid it's only eight or nine. Except for the younger sister, no one in the family is so bold. Moreover, the younger sister is not around today. If the trouble is not good, he slipped out to drink again."
Mrs. Cheng slapped the dining table and stood up and said furiously: "This girl is really a mess. Girls dare to learn to drink? You three, hurry up and find me back. See if I don't clean up her properly, what does it look like."
The three brothers ran out quickly, but as soon as they reached the door, they collided with the angry Lao Cheng.
Old Cheng threw his two young sons back into the room like a chicken, and then kicked the eldest son in.
"Say, who did you three do it?"
The third son of the Cheng family sat directly on the ground and said aggrievedly: "Dad, it's really not what we did. We guess it's still the younger sister, she..."
Before the third brother finished speaking, Old Cheng slapped the third brother on the melon skin and cursed angrily: "No, Ruyu doesn't drink anymore. She has disciplined her well last time. She is more obedient than you three. It's impossible for her."
The third brother was in tears and thought that he was in vain and died unjustly. Last time, was you the sister who was disciplined? Last time, you obviously beat us or was it?
At this moment, Cheng Ruyu appeared at the entrance of the restaurant. The little girl was holding a small wine jar in her arms. Her face was blushing and excited, and she shouted to Lao Cheng: "Dad, look, are you looking for this?"
When Lao Cheng turned around, he walked over happily and picked up the small wine jar: "Haha, it's still my baby girl. I also know how to bring wine to my father. That's right, I just look for this one.
Your three brothers are too slutty and dare to hide them. They are so brave. I have worked hard to get this small jar...
Well? No, why is it so light?
OK, it’s still open. You three are so indifferent. They said, who did it? Who stole my wine and drank it?"
The three people on the ground were so scared that they were trembling, and they were speechless.
Mrs. Cheng couldn't even get in the middle of the conversation, so she hurried over and grabbed her daughter and asked, "Ruyu, what have you done? Why are you so blushing?"
Good guy, Xiao Ruyu opened her mouth and choked her, causing Mrs. Cheng to take a few steps back, "This, this... have you drunk?"
Xiao Ruyu smiled and nodded in a daze, "Yes, daddy, drink it well, what daddy hides is indeed a good wine!
Dad, look, I, I'll give you a fist, see if I'm doing well?"
After saying that, he started boxing in a staggering manner. The three brothers of the Cheng family saw that their younger sister was so drunk, and their parents couldn't tell the difference. They thought they were finally injustice, but the younger sister seemed to be cold and could not run away and beat her up.
Old Cheng was stunned. Seeing his daughter getting drunk like this, the feeling in his heart was so mixed.
People say that if you want to quit drinking, you will be intoxicating!
Usually, his family repeatedly dissuaded Mr. Cheng from drinking, but he didn't care much, but at this moment, seeing his daughter was like him, who was drunk and boxing here, which father was not full of worries?
At this time, I can still applaud, but it must not be my biological child. After the hangover, Lao Cheng woke up in a daze, and all the anger in his heart turned into depression. Could it be that he loved drinking and let his daughter learn?
Today's appearance is still in front of my family. There is nothing to be ashamed of. What if my daughter is outside the future? Will she live a daughter's family?
This scene woke Lao Cheng up like a morning bell and evening drum.
"Madam, you carry Ruyu back to the house and take good care of him. Let someone get some sobering soup. I'll go see her later." Old Cheng Wen said.
Mrs. Cheng nodded, with anger and worry on her face, "How dare this girl drink secretly? She woke up and saw that I didn't discipline her properly.
Husband, don't be angry, take the children to dinner."
"It's okay, you'll do it yourself. I have something to do with the three boys."
Mrs. Cheng hugged her daughter back to the house, and didn't care what happened to her husband and son.
However, when Cheng Chumo and the other two saw that the crisis was resolved, their sister was not beaten, and the misunderstanding was resolved. They all breathed a sigh of relief, patted the dust on their butts and stood up.
"Kneel down! Who asked you to get up?" Old Cheng shouted loudly, and the three of them knelt down with a plop.
Cheng Chumo plucked up his courage and said, "Dad, don't be angry. My little sister is young and ignorant. I'll go to the winery now and focus on making you a special batch of wine that can be collected."
Cheng Yaojin's face turned pale, he unbuttoned his belt and slapped it in a snap.
"Soul is fading! Why are you three brothers? You don't care when you watch your sister drink? What's the point of asking you? Who instigated you?"
I...puff...
The three brothers almost vomited blood, why are they still beaten? We really don’t know anything about it.
He slapped his three sons hard, and Lao Cheng gave a dead order, "Listen to you three, Ruyu is left to you to see you, and whenever I see her touching the wine again, I will break one leg for each person!
A group of rebellious sons!”
After scolding Lao Cheng, he threw down his belt and walked towards the study, leaving his three sons with a bruised nose and swollen face as if they were indulged in love.
"Brother, who are our biological children and our younger sister?" the second child said depressedly.
Cheng Chumo slapped him, "What are you talking nonsense? Do you want to die? I'll let my mother hear this, won't you peel off your skin?"
The second child shrank his neck and stopped making noise. Compared to his father's storm, my mother's methods are no worse than beating, and no one dares to mess with her.
"I'll be optimistic about Ruyu in the future. Don't let her drink anymore. I'll talk to the children she wants to have. Who dares to trick Ruyu into drinking again? Beat me one by one!" Cheng Chumo ordered sternly.
He also said that the best child who is good to Cheng Ruyu is Xiao Xuanxuan. Cheng Chumo dares to beat him? As soon as the big tiger comes out, I don’t know who beats whom?
As for the other children, haha, I guess Cheng Chumo didn't need to remind him that he was not much different from Cheng Ruyu, and they were all good. They were willing to accept the loss of gambling, and they all went back and stole the wine honestly, and then were beaten honestly.
The most interesting thing is Hou Junji's youngest son. This child is honest. When he made a bet, he agreed not only to steal wine, but also to drink in front of adults.
Hey, this kid Xiao Hou really did this.
He ran to my father with a big wine jar and said only: "Dad, look!"
Then tons to tons to tons…
The wine jar was drunk and scattered by him in one breath, and he threw it to the end. Hou Junji was stunned. What happened to this son today? Are you performing tricks with my dad?
Unexpectedly, after Xiao Hou finished drinking, he felt drunk. He imitated other people's generous drinks, raised the empty wine jar to his head, and then threw it hard in front of his father, smashing it to pieces.
Old Hou was stupid, his son was crazy today.
It was not over immediately afterwards. Xiao Hou was worthy of being a military general and a figure. He slapped his mouth with his sleeve and patted his chest, "Dad, I stole your wine and drank, what's going on? Come and beat me up!"
Puff... Hou Junji staggered under his feet, and he was sure that his son was crazy. Isn't he crazy to take the initiative to ask for a beating?
He stepped forward and hugged his son and asked with concern: "What's wrong? Did anyone bully you? Tell my dad, is it your eldest brother?"
OK... It seems that Cheng Ruyu's incident of drinking and beating his brother was not an isolated case, and adults will indeed associate it.
Seeing that my father didn't do anything, Xiao Hou, who was already drunk and confused, said in a speechless manner: "Beat me, we have made an appointment. Whoever regrets who will regret it, beat me! Beat me..."
There was nothing wrong with this. If Hou Junji could understand it, he could guess something, but Xiao Hou was drunk and didn't explain it clearly. He only knew to keep asking for a beating.
In Lao Hou's ears, it turned into: "Whoever dares to beat me up, whoever dares to have a grandson!"
To be continued...