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Chapter 287 Simple and rude?

"Cough cough cough cough cough... I've been talking too far, I've been talking too far. My wife is not just good to me. You kids should learn a little." Du Shaoqing smiled embarrassedly, thinking that I was tempted in vain? Where is your collection point? Shouldn't you envy it?

"It turns out that the princess is still different. I had known that I would have told Your Majesty that it would be great to let me change to a Princess Changle like this..." Fang Er muttered.

Du Shaoqing's face turned dark and said, "Brother, if I hadn't known that you were a natural fool, would you be easily beaten if you said my wife in front of me?"

"Actually, the princess was the same when she first left the palace. The key was to find the training you trained after marrying her. The simpler and rougher you are, the more gentle and considerate she is. Do you want to try it?" Du Shaoqing said mysteriously.

"Ah? Brother Du, you are not lying to me, are you? Simple and rough? I can't do it, what should I do if I break it?"

OK, this little brother is still the embryo of a good man. He is so simple and cute. Du Shaoqing likes him the more he looks.

"What I said is simple and crude is not to let you fight, you... how should I tell you? Have you been to the brothel?" Du Shaoqing was very thoughtful and didn't know how to explain it. He thought to himself that I also seemed to be a pure novice.

Fang Yiai said weakly: "I have been to Qinglian and Changsun Chong before, but it is no different from a tavern. They always ask me to drink. Every time I drink two drinks, I pour it out and they finally carry it out.

Later, after Changsun Chong had an accident, his father ordered me not to go, and he even asked me to quit drinking."

After hearing so many introductions from this child, Du Shaoqing understood that in this materialistic upper class society, it was really rare to have such a pure second-generation official who could survive such a pure top-level official. It would be enough to write it into historical books.

"Well, brother Fang, I prescribe the medicine and you go back to cook it. Take it before going to bed after dinner, and then you go to find your princess to sleep with you. By the way, I'll ask, do you two sleep in the same bed at night, right?"

Du Shaoqing planned to think that the princess of the Tang Dynasty was called Princess Shang. It seemed that other princesses did not have such good treatment as he did. He had to ask, if the two of them didn't sleep together, the medicine would be in vain.

Fang Yiai said depressedly: "No, the princess disliked me. She hasn't let me sleep in bed for half a year. Now I'm sleeping by myself in the side room."

"That's it. Brother, I have to teach you a simple and crude way. You will do this tonight. Take medicine before going to bed, and then go to the princess if someone stops you...

Finally, when the door was closed, you and your little couple were the only ones. Hehe, that's what happened next...

You must remember that you must not drink alcohol, and you must not get any dips of alcohol!"

After being told by Du Shaoqing, Fang Yiai was confused and a little unbelievable, but Du Shaoqing emphasized that this is a good cure for the disease and must not be missed. If you miss it this time, the disease will not be cured. Fang Yiai was so scared that he wrote it down and said that he should remember it.

It's also a strange thing. Since Fang Yiai married Princess Gaoyang, she moved out of Fang Xuanling's house and moved into the princess's mansion built by the emperor. The Tang Dynasty prince consort, except for Du Shaoqing's special behavior, is the case, so the Tang Dynasty prince consort Princess Shang said.

It is said that even if you go to bed with the princess at night, you have to go through the permission of the princess to flip the sign, otherwise the princess' maids, nanny and others will not be allowed to enter the house at all. Therefore, many noble princes in the Tang Dynasty are very resistant to Princess Shang's son-in-law.

During the Tang Dynasty, there were predecessors like Fang Yiai, who was a handsome general under Li Er, Xue Wanche, known as Xue Dadian, Princess Shang Danyang, Li Er's sister and Li Yuan's fifteenth daughter.

The original words recorded in historical records are: "Wan Che is very stupid, the princess is shy, she will not be with the same table for several months."

It is said that Xue Wanche married the princess and only knew how to sit in the bridal chamber at night. The princess returned to her parents' home in anger. It was the emperor Li Er who personally taught this brother-in-law that Xue Dadai's nickname was just like this.

Besides, this boy Fang Yiai was very satisfied with such a burly husband when Princess Gaoyang got married, but soon after, I found out that he was a stupid guy who was not good at it, so I was so angry that I wanted to go back to my parents' home.

That night, Fang Yiai had dinner early and boiled medicine himself. For some reason, his body gradually became hotter by smelling the fragrance of the medicine.

After boiling a pair of medicine and drinking it all, Fang Yiai strode towards the princess' bedroom and stopped the four maids at the door.

"The prince consort is invited back. The princess is not in good health tonight and needs to rest alone."

According to Du Shaoqing's instructions, it was simple and crude. Fang Er learned the true teachings. He blushed and pointed at several maids and shouted: "Get out!"

These... the four maids are stupid. Is this still the gentle prince-in-law? This voice is a bit like a tiger, have you taken medicine?

Princess Gaoyang in the room was chatting with her wet nurse, not thinking about it at all, and was even planning for the day. One day it was time to go to the temple to eat incense and fulfill the wish?

At this time, a loud roar scared Princess Gaoyang. When she heard the voice of the useless husband, the princess opened the door angrily and shouted: "Why are you crazy about Fang Yiai?"

"I..." Fang Yiai was a little unable to say it, but when he thought of Du Shaoqing's advice, this guy was willing to go out and yelled wildly with red eyes: "I want to sleep with you tonight!"

Puff... The wet nurse next to her almost spit out an old blood. It's so ridiculous, the prince-consort is so ridiculous. Is this the son taught by Fang Xiang?

What did he say? Princess Gaoyang was already confused!

The four maids were furious: "Bold, dare you disrespect the princess?"

As he said that, he was about to come up and tear Fang Er. Maybe the medicine was coming up. Fang Yiai felt that there was a ball of fire in his body, and his whole body was about to burn. At this moment, he seemed to be transformed into a god with infinite power, and knocked the four maids to the ground in just a few strokes. You must know that he was from Xiwen.

The wet nurse next to her looked and shouted, "Crazy, the prince consort is crazy, come here, stop him..."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Yiai slapped him and was directly knocked out at the base of the wall.

"I am the princess' husband. It is natural for her husband to sleep with his wife. Whoever dares to stop him will beat him to death!"

Then Fang Er stood at the door and looked at the stunned princess. Looking at her husband's red eyes, the princess was scared, even though she was Princess Gaoyang, who had always been famous for her courage in the palace, and now she is isolated and helpless, she is really scared.

Fang Yiai bent over without saying a word, then carried the wife on her shoulders, entered the house and put the door in the room. She threw the princess on her shoulders onto the couch three steps away. It was indeed simple and crude...

The princess's mind was already thrown into a blank space!

I don’t know how Du Shaoqing explained the next course, but the sound of the battle never stopped this night, which shows how hard Du Shaoqing took medicine.

It was not until the next morning that the servants of the princess's mansion found Fang Xuanling's house to complain, and the old couple arrived urgently, thinking that their son has always been well-behaved, how dare they bully the princess and do stupid things?

But when the princess's door opened again, Fang Er walked out with a red face. The princess lay on the bed and looked at her husband's figure and was obsessed with it. She also reminded her: "Husband, go and beat a few maids again, and then drive them out of the mansion to see who dares to stop you from coming in the future.

There is also a wet nurse, let her live in a side courtyard for retirement!

Let me sleep for a while, and then we go to pay our respects to our parents-in-law!”

Hearing such reasonable words from his daughter-in-law, the old couple looked at each other and looked back at the maids and wet nurses. The couple were already scared and no one expected that the princess would change her words.
Chapter completed!
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