Chapter 357 Disaster is always one step behind me
"Mom, have you seen that, your daughter is so awesome!": Su Qing (eldest son)
Beautiful mother (Lafayette): "This is not my daughter, don't talk nonsense!"
The head of the household’s father (Lafayette’s number one kid): “What flew out? Why is this kid stuffing everything into his shoes? If he is a boy, he will lose his right to choose a spouse for four years in college!”
"Dad, you know how to die in society!": Su Qing (eldest son), the eldest son of Su
The head of the household’s father (Lafayette’s number one kid): “Of course, your dad and I have been in college for so many years, and not many freshmen of any year make a fool of themselves.”
Beautiful mother (Lafayette): “It’s okay to lose the right to choose a spouse, so that she doesn’t have to find a partner at school. It’s best for a boy to cheat on someone in school, and for a girl to find someone after graduation. How many men are there in the school?”
Good people, they haven’t made any money yet, they just love each other, hurry up and go, it’s annoying to look at them!”
".": Su eldest son Su Qing (eldest son)
The father of the head of the household (the number one horse boy under Lafayette): "."
At this time, the three of them were having a lively chat in the family group. The reason was that Su Qing posted the video he happened to take just now, which immediately aroused strong curiosity and heated discussion among the two elders.
After all, she was his own daughter, so it was impossible to say that he didn't care at all. But seeing his daughter die, the two elders felt an embarrassment coming towards them even through the screen.
The auntie towel was thrown directly on the instructor, and no one could stand it!
Fortunately, the instructor was quite sensible and knew how to stop other students from laughing. Otherwise, Su He would have been embarrassed to see others.
Fortunately, Su He was thick-skinned. If it were Tao Qian, the socially awkward person in her dormitory, she might have burst into tears on the spot when such a thing happened.
"Uncle and aunt's notes. Very fashionable, isn't it?" Tang Nan looked over and looked at the content on the screen of his mobile phone and couldn't help but sigh.
Although she had never met Su Qing's parents, she knew based on these few chat records and this note that Su Qing's parents were definitely not ordinary people, at least they had a very young mentality.
Unlike her parents, they can't even use a smartphone, let alone communicate with their children in such a tone.
In fact, the reason for such an atmosphere in his family is not the rebelliousness of his mother, Zhou Hui, but the open-mindedness of Comrade Su.
After all, he was the first college student in the village. In his father's time, college students were still very valuable. Unlike today, if you throw a brick on the street and hit anyone casually, you will be a college student.
People in that era were generally more traditional, or pedantic, and having knowledge meant having a broad vision. In the early days, her mother's personality was quite unpopular in other people's homes. She was lazy and greedy, and she didn't even have food.
He didn't know how to do it, but fortunately she was pretty, and his father went to college and was forward-thinking, so he found his mother and pampered her to make her more and more rebellious. As a traditional man in those days, the two of them had an early relationship.
There was a fight.
It can be said that the reason why he and Su He were born was because of their fucking faces.
Hearing this, Su Qing rolled her eyes. At this moment, another message came from the phone.
Su Lao's second daughter, Su He (second daughter): "Ahhhhhh!!! Brother~~ You and I are incompatible with each other, please withdraw quickly, withdraw! [Chop Knife Kitchen Knife]"
"Sorry, it's been more than two minutes and we can't withdraw!": Su Qing (eldest son)
Su He (second daughter): "Mom and Dad, my brother bullies me. He eats watermelon in front of our classmates. He is inhumane. Please take care of him!!"
Su's second daughter, Su He (second daughter), has been removed from the group chat by the group owner.
Beautiful mother (Lafayette): “We don’t have such an embarrassing daughter in our family.”
The father of the head of the household (the number one man under Lafayette): "I second the proposal!"
"+1": Su Qing, the eldest son of Su
"Hahaha, I like this mom. From now on, Xiaoyi won't have to worry about having fun when she goes to your house!" Tang Nan patted his thigh and laughed.
It's embarrassing to be rejected by his own mother, which shows that Su He was quite humiliated this time.
It was already noon, and all the square formations had been taken back to the dormitory. After a while, the two of them saw Su He rushing over with his teeth and claws arrogant, holding up his mobile phone and shouting:
"Boss Su, I will fight with you!"
Five minutes later, Su He sat next to Tang Nan, holding half a watermelon in his arms and eating it bite by bite with a spoon.
"Ah~~It's so cool!"
"Brother Nan, you can eat too. Don't worry, there will be no one here. Everyone will be resting in the dormitory."
Hearing this, Tang Nan looked around and found that there were no students around, so he took off his mask, and the two of them ate one mouthful at a time, filling their mouths with juice.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. I was kicked out of the family group by my aunt. Don't worry. When this period of time passes, you will take off your camouflage uniforms and you will still be a little fairy again!" Tang Nan comforted at the side.
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After all, the public death just now was a big blow to Su He, otherwise he wouldn't have stayed in the dormitory and come out to look for them.
"Brother Nan, why are you so bad? You come here to eat watermelon with my brother. You don't know that photos of you two have gone viral in various class groups. Many people have already said that they want to form a group.
I'll take care of you!" Su He rolled his eyes at the two of them and muttered.
Sitting in the shade eating watermelon and drinking cold drinks in front of military training students is not illegal, but it can easily lead others to break the law and is very unethical.
"Oh, that's right. I didn't expect that we both became famous in such a short time. This is much faster than you becoming a star!" Su Qing laughed, not taking it seriously at all.
"Are you still saying that you are proud of something like this?" Anyway, Tang Nan felt quite embarrassed. If she hadn't covered her up tightly, she would have run away long ago.
After staying for a while, Su He went back. After all, the military training would continue in the afternoon. The two of them also went out to find a restaurant to fill their stomachs. As for the watermelon and drinks, Su He took them back and distributed them to his roommates.
When Su He came back and said that the person who was with his brother just now was Tang Nan, the three people in the dormitory were shocked and then excited.
During the afternoon training, I kept looking towards the stands, but I never saw those two familiar figures.
"Why are you running? I haven't seen enough yet. Why haven't I noticed before that it's so comfortable to watch other people's military training?" Tang Nan, who was pulled away by him, said with a look of unsatisfied desire, while looking behind him as he spoke.
go.
In response, Su Qing couldn't help but roll her eyes: "You're still addicted, right? Aren't you afraid of being beaten?"
"I'm not afraid, I'm here with you!"
Su Qing:.
In fact, he didn't want to read it, it was clearly the narrator who was giving crazy reminders.
[The dean will arrive on the battlefield in 30 seconds. Students inside the school will be verbally criticized and the playground will be swept. Outsiders will be expelled. 】
He was such an old man, and it would be shameful to be kicked out, so he took Tang Nan and ran away together before the dean came.
"Then are you going back now?"
"Just go, don't you think I don't dare!"
While they were talking, the two of them turned around and saw several teachers surrounding them from both sides of the stand. Then they stood in a row under the guidance of a middle-aged man with a Mediterranean body and a round figure.
"What's going on?"
"Needless to say? Our behavior in the morning caused public outrage, and the school teacher came here to take care of the students' emotions!"
"Oh my god, you can run fast, walk fast, walk fast! You still think carefully!"
Su Qing sneered at this.
Disasters always slow me down.
Chapter completed!