Chapter 872 Primitive gossip
"You...are you blind?"
"Who told you that I'm blind?"
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Fang Yuanshan looked at the wide sunglasses in the "banxian"'s hand, then looked at his bright and vivid eyes, and said depressedly: "Why are you not blind, why do you let others call you blind?" In fact, he didn't say anything: You have good eyes, but you wear sunglasses in broad daylight, why are you pretending to be a pussy?
After taking off his sunglasses, Xiao Zi Ke looked much younger than Ke Yitai, who was only in his early forties, and he didn't look like Ke Jingwu's "can't walk" at all. On a white face, those eyes were extremely deep, as if he had already seen the world, and could see the deep inside of a person.
Unfortunately, this blind man Ke’s smile was really not pleasing. As long as he smiled, the majesty of his face would be completely destroyed, and he even wanted to be beaten.
Blind Ke didn't care, so he put his sunglasses on the table next to him, reached out and grabbed a pig's trotter. After biting it, he said vaguely: "Do you think fortune-telling is so easy to do? If you don't bring sunglasses and fool you, will people give you money?"
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When Fang Yuanshan met such a "half immortal" who dared to slut out of no truth, he met his opponent. Then he said with a funny look: "I remember that monks and Taoists are quite rich, why are you doing so miserable?"
Ke Banxian, who was still chewing pig's trotters, looked depressed after hearing what he said, and stopped and said, "Why don't you apply for a certificate now? I don't have a Taoist certificate. The certificate of vassal is issued religiously, while the Taoist certificate is issued by the state. The Taoist certificate must have a certificate to be qualified. It does not mean that there is a Taoist certificate if you believe in Taoism, but a certificate of conversion; however, I don't know where to apply for this certificate of vassal that represents the Taoist conversion certificate."
After saying these twists and turns, Fang Yuanshan thought for a long time before he understood what he meant. He reached out and pinched a peanut and put it in his mouth, and chewed it, "Where did the Taoist priest in that Taoist temple come from?"
Hearing his words, Ke Banxian put down the pig's trotter in his hand with a "slap" and said, "Don't mention this to me, I'll get angry when I mention this. I went to Qingcheng Mountain and Laojun Mountain to ask. Hey, they told me that they would not accept people and asked me to go to the temple of Taoism."
"Haha, why are you so angry?"
"Can I not get angry? I later asked somewhere else that I not only had to have a master inspected for three years, but also had to pay every year; and such a Taoist priest certificate is not recognized by the state at all, so why do I have to spend that effort?"
The more I spoke, the more angry he became, Ke Xiaozi grabbed the pig's trotter on the table and took a bite, and said angrily: "Just say it, who can be my master with my means? My mentor said it to scare them to death. He is..." At the end of the talk, this blind boy Ke didn't know what he remembered, and suddenly stopped talking.
Fang Yuanshan blinked his eyes and said, "Who is your master?"
"Hey, the little hairy child asked so much!"
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This half-immortal not only has white skin and long fingers, but also has black hair on her head much better than many young people. But when he and Ke Yitai complained, they should be less than young.
Thinking of his purpose of coming, he stopped exploring any Taoist certificates, and instead asked, "I heard that you are very good at fortune telling. Look, what do you think of for me? Haha." When he said that he was very good at it, he didn't know why, but he suddenly remembered what Ke Yitai said before, with a strong smile on his face.
Seeing him laughing, Ke Laodao opposite him grabbed the pig's trotter with one hand and reached towards his wrist on the table with the other hand. Fang Yuanshan was about to hide, but he raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't move, I'll take your pulse."
"...Isn't this something that old Chinese doctors can use? You should look at people's faces?"
Ke Laodao, who had already put his wrist, scolded: "What do you know, boy, don't talk, be calm!"
Fang Yuanshan, opposite, felt the fingers on his wrist extremely warm. Then, when he was intent, a warm current rushed upwards along his wrist.
It was not long, and before he could experience the direction of the energy, the old Taoist opposite had already put his hand down and said, "Your pulse is weak in both qi and blood. Have you suffered some injuries recently?"
"I didn't suffer from the injury. I just fainted from hunger a few days ago. I only recovered a little this afternoon!"
"I found that you are a little ignorant. You said that you have both qi and blood deficiency. If you faint from hunger, it is most likely that you have physical weakness. This is not a big problem. You will get better after two days of recuperation. But your qi deficiency is a little troublesome. Have you been injured here?" After saying that, he raised his finger and pointed to his brain.
"I'm not sick in my brain!"
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The opposite Mr. Ke was choked to death by him and said depressedly: "I really can't explain it to you kid. If you have time, read more books and don't always make you smell like money!"
Fang Yuanshan was really surprised. He had nothing valuable on his body. His watch had been removed long ago, his clothes were ordinary goods in the supermarket, and he didn't say "I am a rich man" on his face. Where did he see that he was full of "copper smell"?
"Are you very shocked? Very incredible?"
"Um!"
Fang Yuanshan nodded repeatedly, admiring this half immortal. When he saw this simple match, he almost told his old truth. He was just a half immortal. He now felt that it was really wise to choose to come to Kejiagou for recuperation.
However, before he could finish his feelings, Ke Laodao on the opposite side narrowed his eyes slightly and said with a civic face: "Then have you settled this medical fee and money?" After that, he twisted it with his hands twice
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"Why do you think of me like this? I am not a true god who is not a worldly fireworks. Planting some vegetables, fruits and vegetables will only solve three meals a day. But this oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and daily consumption are also cost-effective. If you don't have money, what kind of fate method can you practice?"
Fang Yuanshan was speechless after being said by his words, and finally smiled and said, "I gave you money."
When he heard his words, Ke Laodao on the opposite side laughed and said, "Oh, is that right? I said that the magpie said that something good happened today. Isn't it that God of Wealth coming to the door?"
"Haha, this money is not that easy to get, it depends on whether you have the ability!" After saying that, he took out the small gold bricks from his pocket one by one.
These small gold bricks are only about four centimeters long and only three centimeters wide, and the weight will not exceed 500 grams. However, the quantity is quite large, with a whopping 22 pieces.
When he took it all out, Ke Laodao across from him looked at his zipper pocket of his jacket, probably not sure how could he put so many gold bricks in his pocket!
Since Fang Yuanshan's gold bricks were placed face down, the old Taoist opposite didn't understand what he meant for a moment. He smiled, signaled to the gold bricks on the table, and asked him to pick them up and take them up and take them.
Seeing that he was mysterious, Old Dao Ke was not polite, and grabbed a gold brick and said, "490 grams, no more."
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Fang Yuanshan, who looked surprised, finally said depressedly: "You old man will know by turning it over and taking a look!"
He didn't care about him calling himself "old man". The old Taoist opposite him tweaked his little finger and flipped the gold bricks in his hand. After seeing the pattern on it, Ke Banxian, who was sitting on the wooden bench, stood up and his left hand holding the pig's trotter began to tremble.
"Don't be excited, don't be excited, sit down and watch slowly. If you have any disease, I will be in trouble!"
The opposite Mr. Ke ignored his teasing and stood there like that. He had thrown away the pig's trotter on his left hand. He wiped his hands on the black coat, then carefully held up the gold bricks, put them in front of him and looked carefully.
After reacting, he shouted: "This is the original gossip map, what else?"
Chapter completed!