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Chapter fifty-six crazy talk

Russian food is really not used to it. They live in the cold zone all year round. The diet is naturally high in calories!

Milk! Cream is a dietary necessity.

Especially a kind of cream filled dumplings.

Li Xiao was a victim of this kind of dumplings, which looked very similar to dumplings. Li Xiao thought that in order to take care of her own taste, Yekaterina found someone to make the Ming Dynasty dumplings.

Li Xiao, who likes dumplings very much, picked them up and looked around, but couldn't find any soy sauce and garlic paste.

Thinking that maybe Lao Maozi couldn't get used to eating those smelly things, I didn't think too much about it.

Biting it in his mouth, Li Xiao immediately regretted it.

Dumplings are dumplings, but the filling is filled with cream.

Oh my God, this shit is as greasy as it gets.

After eating one, Li Xiao felt that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were all numb.

And whatever I eat after that, it tastes like butter.

That taste, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

In the end, I ate two pieces of pickled cucumber and I felt a little better.

From then on, Li Xiao was very grateful for this big butter dumpling.

I don’t dare to try other traditional Russian delicacies easily.

Who knows, what hidden pits are hidden in those delicious-looking delicacies?

Li Xiao had no choice but to attack the meat vigorously. Smoked bear meat and smoked venison are very strong.

For raw beef, Li Xiao is still grateful.

God knows if this thing is clean inside.

The terrifying sight of various tapeworms made Li Xiao instinctively stay away from these things.

It’s still reassuring to know something is cooked!

Moutai actually appeared at the banquet, and there was a lot of it.

Li Xiao has not drunk this stuff for a long time.

The liquor supplied by senior officers of the Ming army definitely did not include high-end liquors such as Moutai Wuliangye.

From top to bottom, including Li Xiao, everyone drank cheap drinks from Niulanshan and Laolongkou.

Unexpectedly, the lower-level officers and soldiers of the Russian army, whose lower-level officers and soldiers could not even eat enough to eat, and their Majesty the Queen and these nobles, were here drinking Maotai liquor.

Or drink one bottle per person!

You know, Moutai is produced in the remote town of Moutai in Kweichow.

In that part of Guizhou, it is common for mountains and roads to be dangerous. Moreover, the weather is unpredictable.

To sum it up in one sentence, the sky will never be clear for three days and the earth will never be level for three feet.

The Maotai liquor produced in that place needs to be transported out of the country by airship.

How much does the wine cost? Besides, the shipping cost to transport it to Moscow is a lot of money.

Don't these bastards know that their soldiers are eating bread mixed with sawdust?

In a bad mood, Li Xiao ate and drank alone at the table.

He looked at everyone present with his tiger-like eyes.

In everyone's mind, Li Xiao is much scarier than a tiger. When he seems to be in a bad mood, he can definitely keep strangers away.

On the pretext of preparing for a meeting, Yekaterina hid in the small conference room on the second floor and did not come out.

The Russian nobles were drunk, singing and dancing, but no one dared to approach Li Xiao, let alone come over to propose a toast.

With Li Xiao as the center, a no-man's land with a radius of five meters was formed.

The atmosphere at the banquet became increasingly awkward. No one wanted to be with a tiger.

In the end, these high-level Russian nobles all retreated angrily.

In other words, they all slipped away!

One person did not leave because he was not yet a Russian noble.

Rasputin chewed Black Sea sturgeon caviar, which is worth as much as gold.

In other words, one gram of caviar is equal to one gram of gold.

Rasputin opened his smelly mouth, and a tael of gold entered his stomach.

"Your Excellency, Generalissimo, don't you want to eat some caviar? This is the best delicacy!" Rasputin raised a spoonful of caviar and said with a smile to Li Xiao.

"No matter how delicious the food is, it will make you sick when you smoke it." Li Xiao was not willing to talk to this guy at all.

If this guy dares to step into the Ming Dynasty, Li Xiao will definitely do something to him.

"Your Excellency, Generalissimo, I saw that you were also a soldier in your previous life. An excellent soldier, no wonder you are so good at fighting."

Rasputin swallowed the caviar on the spoon in one gulp, smiling strangely as he chewed it.

"You are indeed good at seeing things in the past, but I can see the future." Li Xiao also had a weird smile on his face.

"Oh! Can you see the future?

Can you tell me how I died?"

Rasputin seemed to have an innate rebelliousness about him.

Others are afraid of Li Xiao, but he is not afraid at all.

And that little look in his eyes still has some provocative meaning.

"I saw that you found many women.

Finally, he died in a woman's home.

You were shot twice in the head and several times in the body.

Some people hit you on the head with a dumbbell!" Li Xiao stuffed a piece of venison into his mouth and stared at Rasputin fiercely while chewing it.

"Oh! Haha...!" Rasputin smiled meaningfully, and the laughter was full of ridicule.

"What? Do you think you can't die like this?

In this way, you really can't die.

But it was winter at that time, and they broke through the river ice and stuffed you into the ice hole.

You were not beaten to death, you were trapped underwater and drowned.

and……!

Four thousand of you struggled underwater for ten minutes, but unfortunately, the ice was frozen and you couldn't find the hole in the ice."

"Clang!" The fork in Rasputin's hand fell on the plate with a soft sound.

Rasputin's face was as white as a dead man, and his hands in the air were trembling.

Li Xiao took a sip of Maotai wine and put it on the table casually.

He walked out without even looking at Rasputin!

Russia is a country that is hopeless. At this point, Catherine still admires a wizard like this.

Anyway, Li Xiao decided that Rasputin was a wizard.

However, since he can win the Queen's trust, he must have some merits.

The so-called strengths are...

After all, Li Xiao is also someone who has seen the pictures. The work is as long as a woman's upper body, which is indeed quite scary.

But for women...!

I just don’t know if the Rasputin in front of me will be cut off and put into formalin for posterity after his death.

Under Rasputin's horrified eyes, Li Xiao walked out of the hall.

Just when Li Xiao walked to the door of the hall, Rasputin suddenly shouted: "

Gilgamesh is coming back to life!

Gilgamesh is coming back to life!

You must do something without resurrecting him."

At first it was just murmuring in a dreamy manner, but later it turned into a crazy roar.

Li Xiao will not pay attention to this lunatic, and Li Xiao is not interested in who Gilgamesh is.
Chapter completed!
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