An uninvited guest came to the house.

A myna that could talk dirty, Wu Ye thought it was a crow at first.

so similar.

Wu Ye, who is not a biologist, knows very little about birds, let alone distinguishing some similar birds.

Crows and starlings are somewhat similar, but their skin color is different. Crows are pure black, while starlings have more or less other colors.

For example, the eyelids, feet, and a touch of white on the wings are all the same black. Except for the myna's dull hair, it's really hard to distinguish the others.

After reading the encyclopedia, Wu Ye discovered that this guy with dull hair was a myna. It was indeed impolite to ask someone if he was a crow. No wonder the bird scolded him.

However, after discovering that it could talk, Wu Ye became more interested and always wanted to tease it before talking, but the myna didn't like to talk to him.

"Can you just say something? I will feed you later." Wu Ye looked at it and said.

The myna took two leaps, spread its wings and flew to the clothes drying line. It was obvious that he had no intention of talking anymore.

Wu Ye looked at the small amount of rice in the bowl and saw that it was not big and the rice was quite filling.

"Scumbag, you're just going to eat everything and refuse to admit it. You don't even want to say a word."

Wu Ye thought about adding some water to it, but he didn't know if it would fly away.

"Do you want some water?" Wu Ye looked up at it.

Really...you ask!

"Pure water! Thank you!" a human-like voice said from its mouth.

Wu Ye:???

At this moment, Wu Ye felt like he was in a fantasy world, mainly because... it spoke very fluently.

magic.

Being able to understand whether to drink water or not is already a miraculous thing for Wu Ye. He knows how parrots imitate words, and he also knows how mynahs talk, but they are not so outrageous.

Not only does it want pure water, it also says thank you.

"Aren't animals allowed to become sperms now?" Wu Ye poured some water back and it flew down again.

He tried to touch it, but as soon as Wu Ye stretched out his hand, it jumped away.

Some irritable starlings who didn't know how to repay kindness said: "Get away, don't hurt me!"

Wu Ye: "..."

Wu Ye retracted his hand speechlessly, and exclaimed that it was amazing that birds could be so smart... Einsian birds, right?

He also speaks in tongues.

"Tsk, tsk, eat my food, drink my food, and don't let me touch it. Do you think I'm a licker?" Wu Ye said.

It ignored Wu Ye, drank the water, and flew away without moving its head.

Wu Ye sighed, it was indeed like this. Just now, he had even the slightest thought of raising it. Obviously, his starling did not have such intention.

However, the bright moon shines on the ditch.

After simply tidying up, Wu Ye started cooking. Recently, he learned how to make curry beef and planned to try it tonight.

Wu Ye now enjoys the feeling of cooking more and more, especially when he sees the linear progress of his cooking skills, the sense of accomplishment makes people very happy.

Exquisite life starts with cooking.

Following the process carefully, Wu Ye finished making the curry beef and tasted it. It tasted quite good, and there was no big difference.

Pour rice and curry beef on top, and a fragrant curry beef rice comes out of the oven, along with some cold dishes and a glass of Feizhai Happy Water.

Let's get together and have dinner on the table.

"Hello!"

While watching TV and eating, Wu Ye almost lost his chopsticks when a sudden voice appeared behind him.

My mind is full of all kinds of words that I can't look back, can't turn around, can't agree to.

Seeing the myna that fell on the dining table, Wu Ye thought that if it wasn't a protected animal... it should be quite fat.

This guy is now a protected animal, and Wu Ye is not going to starve to death and cannot eat.

Bage stepped on the crumpled red ticket under his paws, then picked it up and placed it in front of Wu Ye.

"Food money! One month, understand?"

Wu Ye: "..."

Looking at Starling who tilted his head and waited for the answer, he was thinking, should he contact the laboratory?

He suspected that another brother had successfully reincarnated.

But I also thought about myself as a wall player, why should I be too impatient?

There is no law that stipulates that birds cannot be smart. There is no law prohibiting it.

It's smart and doesn't break the law.

The law is for people to see, not for birds.

Wu Ye picked up the money and looked at it. It was still real and not a fake: "Where was it stolen?"

"Are you insulting a bird?"

Wu Ye: "..."

Birds have quite a bad temper. Do birds have any self-respect? They actually get angry when they are embarrassed.

The more they got along with him, the more he felt that this myna was seriously anthropomorphic. Wu Ye was thinking about whether it was mechanical, or it was too smart.

Or was it taught by someone before? The teacher was too qualified! He always scolded people.

"Hey, are you a male or a female?" Wu Ye thought of a strange question again.

Bage looked at him and replied seriously: "I am your father!"

Insulted by a bird.

If it were a human being, if it dared to talk to Wu Ye like this, Wu Ye would make the other person kneel down and shout, "Grandpa, I was wrong."

The problem is, it's not a human, it's a myna.

Even though it is about 40 centimeters, which is much larger than the normal starling, it is still a starling.

"Your attitude of asking for help is not much different from that of the eldest sister of the Ming family! You were raised by her, right?" Wu Ye picked up the rice.

On the abnormal acceptance ability of modern youth! Even if there is a Venom in the house, they will only be excited and feel that they are about to become a superhero.

Wu Ye is also in the second place. More importantly, the myna does not do much damage and is not a monster. It just has a dirty mouth.

Wu Ye doesn't have high blood pressure, so he thinks he can raise it on his own, and everyone has given him living expenses. A bag of rice costs 75 yuan, which is enough to raise him for two months, and he earns 50 yuan in vain.

This is inhumane money earned, and it is of great commemorative value in life.

"Where do you sleep?" Wu Ye asked.

Damn it, I started to think of it as a human being.

Once an animal can talk, he subconsciously doesn't regard it as an ordinary animal. Wu Ye doesn't know much about it, so he subconsciously assumes that it can say anything.

"Anywhere is fine, Master Ba, simple!"

Wu Ye: "..."

Simple Ultraman JPG.

Wu Ye watched him fly to the curtain rod and squat there without getting down.

"Come down and have a chat!" Wu Ye called to him.

The myna was unmoved and huddled up, apparently not ready to come down.

"Going to bed so early, the nightlife hasn't started yet!" Wu Ye put away the dishes.

Not to mention, having multiple starlings in the family is quite interesting. Wu Ye originally wanted to buy pets, but now he has even saved the money.

Give up the idea and raise birds first.

The other one I've had for more than 20 years now has a companion, right?

"Keep in good health!" Master Ba said.

Wu Ye laughed.

Maintaining a healthy body is very interesting. Wu Ye is very sure that it must have had an owner before, and he also taught it a lot of things.

I don’t know what happened next, but it actually flew to the balcony.

Wu Ye washed the dishes, grabbed some rice for it, prepared water, and put it on the coffee table.

"Don't poop randomly at night!" Wu Ye reminded it.

Ba Ye was annoyed by the noise: “Fuck off!”
To be continued...