705. Commander and Political Commissar (1/5)
After winning the championship, the next thing is to celebrate, and you must find a restaurant to have a big meal.
But their combination has become a celebrity in Christchurch, a handsome oriental man, a gentle beauty, an elf little loli and a righteous little parrot. As soon as they get off the car, someone waves to say hello, and a girl comes up to ask for a photo.
Wang Bo showed up all the way and felt like he had become a star.
A boy with freckles on his face came over and asked, "Can I take a photo with the champion in my arms?"
"certainly."
Wang Bo smiled at the person who took turns taking photos with the commander and said to Eva: "When will there be Marseille? I can't wait to bring Tuhao Jin to the arena. I really don't know what my attention will be like if Tuhao Jin won the Marseille championship."
Eva smiled and said, "Sorry, my dear, everyone is not paying attention to you. Now he is the commander of the army, and then he is the rich man in the future."
She also believes that the rich Jin will definitely win the Marseille championship. Before training, the rich Jin has shown strong and terrifying speed, explosive power and patience, which is born for the championship.
Wang Bo was about to argue, but suddenly someone ran away, and someone shouted: "The commander was taken away!"
There are still people snatching birds in court? Lao Wang reacted quickly and chased after him!
As a result, after he ran out, a voice rang behind him: "Ah, here! Ah, your mother exploded!"
As soon as the familiar voice sounded, Wang Bo was stunned. Wasn’t the commander snatched away and ran in front? What’s going on with the sound behind?
Eva was not stunned. She heard the sound and rushed to a passerby who was walking with his head down, kicking him hard on the knee with the tip of his shoe from behind.
The passerby was also a ruthless character. After staggering two steps, he stabilized his body and took out a dagger to stab Eva!
Eva's steps were still very fast in her high heels. She stepped back and avoided the dagger with her knees, bent her knees and pushed her on the wrist of a passerby, quickly swung her punch, and punched her in the middle of the bridge of his nose.
This position is the weak point of the face. In boxing matches, people often see facial bleeding, that is, blood flowing after the bridge of the nose is broken.
Eva is exercising every day, but her fist is hard enough. When she punches, passers-by screams and subconsciously bends over to cover her nose.
Wang Bo chased after him, jumped up and shot the passerby, kicking him out.
The little loli quickly went up to search for him, and then found the commander of the wilted army in his arms.
The army commander's feathers were stained with oil. He was so eccentric that he was so energetic that he was ravaged by 108 female parrots in turn. He was so listless.
Eva smelled it and said with relief: "It's okay, **** spray."
Someone called the police next to him. Because there was an event today, the Christchurch police all took to the streets to patrol, and someone soon came to ask what was going on.
The matter was very simple. Someone wanted to steal the commander away. The two of them collaborated to commit the crime. One of them took advantage of the opportunity to take a photo with the commander and sprayed the **** spray on its head and then ran away.
In this way, most people think that the one who escaped was a thief, but in fact, the one who actually took the action took a parrot and left as a passerby.
That is, the commander was strong and the **** spray did not make it dizzy, otherwise it might have been stolen today.
There was no danger, and both bird robbers were caught. The one on the ground was more miserable. Wang Bo's last flying leg was comparable to Messi's heavy shot, and was finally carried into an ambulance.
The commander was fucked by ****, and Wang Bo and his party were not in the mood to go to the restaurant for dinner, so they bought some things and returned to the hotel.
As a result, the hotel had already learned about their winning championship. As soon as they entered, the manager and the waiters applauded: "Welcome the champion to triumph!"
Wang Bo nodded in a low-key manner and walked into the elevator. The manager caught up and wanted to take a photo. He had to patiently say that he had encountered some trouble and would take a photo tomorrow.
The little yellow hat political commissar looked at the environment in the house curiously. The commander and the queen rushed over and screamed in fear: "Big dog!"
As soon as it opened its mouth, Wang Bo and Eva were quite surprised. The parrot only said one word, but it was very sensible, without the stiffness of an ordinary parrot, and its tone was a bit similar to that of a human.
In this way, Wang Bo doesn't quite understand why his ex-owner threw it away? Obviously, this is a bird with very linguistic talent.
But looking at the little yellow hat's bare neck and head, this is easy to understand. Its ex-owner was obviously a cold-blooded bastard. In order to let it learn to speak, it must have abused it. Now that it finds that it cannot bring honor and money, it throws it away.
Wang Bo fed it a few bird food, and gave it some clean water, and finally comforted it.
When the commander saw that Lao Wang and Eva were both busy with the parrot, he said sarcastically: "Ah, dogs eat birds! Ah, eat you!"
Lao Wang laughed and lit it on his forehead and said, "Okay, you should take good care of yourself first. You are almost unconscious and are still jealous."
The commander muttered dissatisfiedly: "Ah, this bitch!"
Eva wiped the commander's whole body with warm water, and slowly, it began to recover.
The political commissar had one wing injured and could not move, so he stood on the table and pretended to sleep.
The army commander flew up, walked up to the front with his eight-character steps, staring at the little yellow hat with sharp eyes.
Seeing this, the political commissar quickly brought a bird food from his side and looked at it timidly.
The commander actually snorted: "Hmph! Ah, I won't eat it! Ah, eat you!"
While saying that, it spread its wings and leaned forward to scare the little yellow hat, which was so murderous.
The little yellow hat retreated in fear, and the commander became more and more arrogant, and kept moving forward, pushing it to the edge of the table.
Wang Bo was about to speak, but the political commissar who was forced to do so did not continue to be weak. Instead, he rushed forward with a quick glance, opened his mouth and slapped the commander.
The commander of the army is the most powerful animal Lao Wang has ever seen, and the most harsh and cowardly on the inside. When he bullied the little yellow hat before, he looked like Nan Batian, and seemed to want to swallow the little yellow hat alive.
He was bitten by the little yellow hat and pecked off two hairs. It immediately screamed and flew towards Lao Wang, plunged into his arms, and shouted in grievance: "Ah, it bites me! Ah, bully the commander!"
Wang Bo put it on the head of the bed and said, "Okay, don't mess with others, won't it be okay? Sleep honestly and go home tomorrow."
The commander was immediately dissatisfied and shouted in grievance: "Ah, I don't love the commander! Ah, don't want the commander! Ah, the commander is miserable! Ah, the commander will die!"
Wang Bo: “…”
The little loli in the bedroom next to him heard this and said, "Teacher, please send the political commissar to me, I'll sleep with it."
Lao Wang lay down, too lazy to move, and said, "Sleep together tomorrow, the teacher will take off his clothes and sleep."
After a while, the little loli said in horror: "Teacher, there seems to be someone at the door. Go and see! Are you here to steal birds?"
Lao Wang was shocked, put on his clothes and walked out carefully to take a look. There was nothing, and then he breathed a sigh of relief: "You read it wrong, no one."
The little loli lay on the bed and said lightly: "Oh, then you can help me send my political commissar here."
(To be continued.)
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Chapter completed!