699. Army Commander's Eastern Expedition (5/5)
Entering the stadium, Wang Bo thought he had returned to the flower and bird market in Kyoto. People coming and going were holding cages in their hands, or birds were squatting on their shoulders, and the shouts of people and the screams of birds were mixed.
From time to time, a disgusting voice sounded around: "Howl! I'll make you so hard and borrow someone's certificate! Wow, Shuo Shuo Shuo!"
Needless to say, these are the sounds of the parrots speaking.
Most parrots cannot see each other, and the bird cages in people's hands are covered with cloth to prevent too many people from scaring the birds or making them excited in advance.
Those who dare to reveal parrots are all good players, mostly African gray parrots, blue-capped Amazon, and yellow-necked Amazon parrots.
The parrots gathered together and had a lot of fun. The birds didn't like each other. As long as they got closer, they would blow up their feathers. It was only then that Lao Wang realized that parrots were a very combative bird.
The commander also squatted on Wang Bo's shoulder. He ignored the hostile parrots around him and looked around with great enthusiasm: "Ah, Niu'er! Ah, ugly! Ah, so many ugly!"
Fortunately, it usually speaks Chinese, otherwise the words were heard by others and understood what it meant. Lao Wang felt that the commander would definitely be beaten.
But Eva and the little loli could understand what it meant. The little loli blocked her thin ears with her little fingers: "Ahhh, Commander, you are so annoying to say swear words!"
Eva looked at the little parrot thoughtfully and said, "It seems that I will educate this child well when I go back this time."
The little loli looked at the commander with sympathy, but the commander looked around and looked at his compatriots, and did not pay attention to this tragic incident for a while.
There was a singing and dancing performance before the competition, but Wang Bo didn't pay attention. After a while, a familiar melody sounded. He blinked. Isn't this "Believe in yourself" with "Hot blood boiling in the field and giant rising from the east"?
The little loli shouted happily: "Ah, it's Brother Reddy, Brother Ryan, and Brother Tutu and others. It turns out that they are here too!"
Wang Bo turned his head and looked, sure enough, isn’t this the Four Heavenly King of Workers in his bar?
The relationship between the four people and the bar is more like cooperation, not a complete employment. Wang Bo does not restrict them from performing other commercial performances, nor does he pay the four people, so he doesn't need to notify him of the four people singing.
What surprised him was that Ryan and others were invited to sing this competition. You know, he took a casual look before and saw that the one who sang on the stage was a famous Australian country singer and a serious star.
What surprised him even more was that the four of them were actually quite famous. When they began to shake their heads with the drum beats, someone waved his arms in the stands around him to signal, and someone held a flash card with the names of the four people!
These guys obviously knew that Wang Bo and the others came to participate in the competition. The participants entered the venue. They found Wang Bo and his party. Reddy gave a blowing kiss naked.
The cameraman has a strong ability to capture, and Wang Bo and his party suddenly appeared on the big screens on both sides.
However, the cameraman captured it and placed the camera on Eva, and Wang Bo next to him was ignored naked.
The little loli grabbed Eva's hand and shook it, pointing to the big screens on both sides to show her. Eva looked up in surprise and smiled, held up her dress and responded with a lady gift.
The little parrot rolled his eyes: "Ah, it's blown up!"
The camera stayed for four or five seconds and left, and Eva had become a big and small celebrity in the stadium.
Her beauty is secondly. Her lavender pupils are rare around the world. After being enlarged on the large screen, the amethyst-like clear beauty is amazing.
Wang Bo was indignant: "Made, why doesn't there be any cameras for such a handsome guy like me?"
Eva patted him and said angrily: "Look, the commander has learned these swear words from you!"
Lao Wang felt wronged, the commander should have been a self-taught genius.
After the performance, the competition began. First, representatives from several organizations such as the organizer Christchurch Government, Oceania Rare Bird Conservation Association, and Parrot Research Association came to speak.
The speaker was the Mayor of Christ, who was passionate and talked loudly on the stage.
Wang Bo yawned, and New Zealanders also like to do official articles.
He just doesn't understand this. Christchurch is about to change its term. The mayor of New Zealand is elected by local residents. If the mayor wants to continue working, he has to seize the time and seize the opportunity to expand his popularity and influence.
It is not easy for a small country in New Zealand to hold a Southern Hemisphere game, although it is only a folk event.
After the mayor's speech, there were also speeches from the referee representatives, and then representatives of the contestants spoke. The spokesperson carried a feathered adult African grey parrot on his shoulder.
"Ah, ugly comparison! Ah, ugly comparison!" the commander said angrily.
Wang Bo laughed. This parrot is Jenny, the clever mouth who calls for winning the championship. The commander is obviously jealous of others.
He taught: "Captain, you are wrong to say this, you must be tolerant! You can say that he can replace it, or you can say that a real man should do this..."
Commander: "Ah, Commander is the champion!"
"Yes, this is the man's ambition!"
Eva looked at him hesitantly and said, "Dear, you seem to have always regarded the commander as a young man? But I have checked it, it is a girl."
Wang Bo's eyes were as wide as light bulbs!
He has indeed not checked the gender of the little parrot, and he doesn't understand this thing either. He just thinks that the little parrot is quite manly. Some time ago, he called the female parrot Niuer and the male parrot a uglier...
But if you think about it carefully, female parrots can also be called this. If you extend your thoughts, do little parrots like homosexuality? Parrots are also very popular birds with homosexuality love!
Especially when he suddenly recalled, this clever mouth Jenny seemed to be this parrot!
Suddenly, he was horrified.
Eva giggled around his neck with her hands: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. The commander is indeed a handsome guy. How about it? There are surprises everywhere in life, do you feel good?"
The commander interrupted and said sarcastically: "Ah, where is it smaller? Ah, let me show you?"
Eva couldn't laugh anymore, and soon she sneered: "Go back, go back and see how I train you!"
The speech was finally over. Under the guidance of the host, someone began to take the stage to perform a parrot.
Wang Bo watched it offstage and felt that this kind of competition was similar to some domestic reality shows. There were 7 referees sitting side by side in the audience to score the score, with a full score of 100. After the parrot performance, the referees were not allowed to communicate and then scored. At that time, remove a minimum score and remove a maximum score, and divide the score by seven to be the final score.
The first parrot to go on stage was very beautiful, with green feathers all over the body and a little red on the forehead, just like a little red on the Central Plains.
Wang Bo knows this kind of parrot, which is called the Red-headed Amazon parrot, which is quite precious.
Chapter completed!