I'm in Konoha's lying flat simulator Wine swallow

His shameless life begins here.

One person chops wood and one person sews clothes.

Yu Luo always cut a lot of firewood to warm the house because the snow seemed to be frozen and his body was always cold.

Xue Jian sewed the rabbit skin caught by Yu Luo into a leather jacket and put it on Yu Luo so that he would not feel cold when he went out.

Yu Luo taught Xue Jian to sing in the mountains. The two of them often hugged each other and paddled sleds, cheering and leaping among the snow-capped mountains.

Xue Mian also gradually became open from the beginning when she was shy.

The small farmland life continued until a blizzard a year later.

Under the snow-capped mountains, there is a warm hut, a man grinding the hatchet that he will use tomorrow, and a woman sewing the damaged rabbit leather shoes.

A strong man with fiery red hair, barefoot, stood barefoot in the snow with his upper body, barefoot on one hand, kicked open the door of the Yuluo family, and sat down at the table without caring about the surprised owner inside the door.

"Hahaha, snow, this ghost place you hide is easy to find!"

Suddenly, cow horns grew above Yu Luo's head, and the rabbit-skin hat hanging at the door turned green.

"A alcoholic...ex-husband!?"

Once he was bitten by a snake for ten years, he was afraid of the straw rope, and Yuluo was afraid of the green. Forget Kaguya, he was completely pursuing the mentality of being a free agent. Xue Jian has real love!

The beautiful wife could not bear the rude domestic violence of the drunken husband. She had no choice but to leave the 18 hungry children in the family and was forced to leave the family and flee into the vast sea of ​​snow. Now she has finally been found...

A bloody plot came to my mind.

"Shu...please leave! Don't disturb my life!" Xue Jian clenched his teeth.

"Is this life also considered life? Accompanying a useless human man? And this dilapidated house?" The red-haired man looked at everything here jokingly.

"It has nothing to do with you." Xue Jian's answer is so rich in story.

"The dignified snow girl actually fell in love with a human man. Do you really like him or just treat him as a tool for cultivation?" The red-haired man smiled contemptuously, and never looked at Yu Luo directly from beginning to end.

"Snow Girl?" Yu Luo was shocked. No wonder it was so cold inside...

"Husband, believe me and let me go out and solve this problem." Xue Jian grabbed Yu Luo's hand and his eyes were earnest.

"Madam... tell me, this guy is not your ex-husband, nor is I the furnace for you to practice." Yu Luo's eyes were affectionate.

"What are you talking nonsense... My heart... I have belonged to you since the first time I heard you sing in the mountains. I have never seen a person live so passionately... It melted my cold heart... I also want to learn such a passionate life." The snow girl held Yu Luo's hand tightly.

"Ahhhhh! It's so smearing, so smearing! In short, if you don't follow me now, I will kill him and then kill everyone you know in the town!" The red-haired man grabbed his hair and roared.

"Husband...wait for me to come back! Soon... Soon..." Xue Nu took off Yu Luo's hand and tears flowed out of her eyes.

"I heard this tone, you want to fight. My old man Shuitun loves to do the most in his life is drinking and fighting, hahahaha!" The red-haired man was trembling with the window paper as he laughed.

"Wait... I'll sharpen the knife and go with you very soon." Yu Luo accelerated the sharpening speed.

"Husband...he is a demon..." Xue Nu was stunned.

"I'm so annoying. I dare to let me wait!" Jiuton punched him impatiently.

Yu Luo's figure jumped back lightly like a swallow, and the hatchet in his hand slashed heavily on Jiuton's wrist, leaving a very shallow wound.

"I told you to wait a moment, why are you so impatient? You're going to be tetanus now?" Yu Luo smiled jokingly.

"Husband...husband..." Xue Nu retreated to Yu Luo's side, her face full of incredible feelings.

"You are not the only one who has a secret. Your husband is not talented. The successor of Fire Breathing is the charcoal chicken man!" Yu Luo's mouth curled up with a confident smile with Appearance 9 and put on a pose.

After taking a deep breath, the skin immediately became hot and red, and the long hair flew as if it was about to catch a fire.

"Initial Evolution"

"What... have you known it a long time ago..." The snow girl seemed to have a premonition.

"Of course, I've known from the first day. How could a person who has been hungry not staring at the food, but staring at my extremely charming face! I have always been the only one who has been free to work with others, and no one has free to work with me!" Yu Luo's lips raised slightly, his eyes full of shrewdness.

"Okay! Very cruel! Just humans dare to call themselves the uncle. They are just thinking of me, let's fight!

!Hahahahahaha!

"The roaring laughter even shocked the snow on the eaves.

"Steal my wife! Xinei!" Yu Luo stepped on the floor, and his body instantly turned into a shadow and struck out. A sword was like a rainbow, and the flames scattered.

"Good here! I haven't met a human worth fighting for a long time!" Jiu Tun's hand came across, blocking the knife, easily blocking Yu Luo's attack, and not even taking a step back.

"The mountain-breaking style...it can be used not only for soft fist! Flame slash!" Yu Luo gritted his teeth heavily, and the natural energy belonging to the flame passed through the ghost gourd, whipping on Jiutu's chest like a whip, leaving a dark burn.

Perhaps there are friends who remember the Zi Luo who was hard to distinguish between Xiao Li’s Bamen Dunjia. Because he could not refine chakra, he created his own [Seven Days Calligraphy], allowing him to absorb the natural energy in the air to strengthen himself.

This technique was practiced in those days when natural energy was expensive. It was taken for granted by some people to create a breathing method suitable for human practice.

"A mere human... I actually hurt me twice!

Hahahaha! I recognize you!" Jiu Tun roared wildly, and his demonic power burst out and directly knocked Yu Luo out of the way.

"Tell me, this guy, the more I fight, the happier I get?" Yu Luo glanced at the snow girl.

"Shuto is a fighting maniac... Be careful!" The snow girl immediately unfolded an ice wall to stop the sudden arrival of Shuto.

"Ha! Let's fight happily!" Jiu Tun easily smashed the thick ice wall that had not yet condensed, kicking Yu Luo out of the house with one kick, leaving a human shape outline on the wooden board.

"Ah... I have worked hard to build a house, you are dead!" Yu Luo dragged the flame-burning hatchet and ran towards Jiuton. Although the sword technique is not superb, it is also the skill experience that has been refined countless times in a thousand years, which is simple and efficient.

The fiery red sword dance was like a dancing elves, constantly attacking around Shuitun.

Shuitun's skin was so thick, and Yu Luo's hatchet was just an unqualified iron tool of this era, so it was difficult to hurt his vitals for a while.

Most of the attacks of the snow girl were on a large scale. She was worried that she would rob her husband and dare not take action at all. She could only throw ice cones in the distance, and the damage was also pitiful.

"Is it only that level? Hahaha, since that's the case, I'm going to do it!" Jiu Tan raised his neck, drank the wine in the gourd, and sprayed it at Yu Luo in one gulp.

The spirit of wine encountered the flames of Yuluo's fire breathing, and even without subsequent attacks, it caused a sea of ​​purgatory fire.

"Wife, please help me extinguish the fire!" Yu Luo immediately rushed towards the snow girl, and a cold breath blew, and the fire on his body was extinguished.

"Hahahaha!" Shuitun looked at Yu Luo's embarrassing look and burst into laughter.

"This won't work. This guy is also a fire attribute. My Fire Breathing can't hurt him at all." Yu Luo gritted his teeth.

"Husband, let me try..." The snow girl said hesitantly.

"Are you sure?" Yu Luo looked back.

"No...Shuto is the strongest monster in the great country, I am not his opponent..." Xue Nu shook her head.

"Hey, have you agreed? Hurry up and try to please me!" Jiutu put his hands on his hips and drank the wine gourd in big mouthfuls.

"Run! Go to the lake where we often skate!" Yu Luo suddenly pulled the snow girl's hand and ran quickly towards the snow mountain.

"Run? I hate the enemy who escapes the most!" Shuitun's face suddenly turned cold and he chased the two of them.

The couple often ski in the snow. The snow girl skillfully gathered snowboards under their feet, and they walked through the snowy mountains quickly.

Shuitun's physical fitness was unexpectedly good. With his barefoot, he actually ran very fast, and did not set a distance too far.

There is an unknown lake at the foot of the snow-capped mountains, with thick ice surfaces all year round. The two of them often come to skate and are also a place for Yuluo to fish and improve their food.

The snow girl also understood what Yu Luo meant. When the two arrived at the lake, ice skates instantly condensed under their feet, drawing a graceful arc on the lake surface.

Jiu Tun ran too fast and didn't notice the lake covered with thin snow. He stepped on the ice. Because of inertia, he slid forward for more than ten meters before stopping.

"Go, do you think I can deal with me?" Shuitun sneered disdainfully.

"Of course." Yu Luo cut the hatchet with one hand and rekindled the flames, stepped on the ice skate and launched an attack with extremely flexible steps.

"A self-righteous human! I will let you know what a great demon is!" Jiuyan drank a sip of the strong wine and sprayed endless strange wine mist at Yu Luo. Even if it was not touched, you could smell the intoxicating and dreamy fragrance of the wine.

Yu Luo bit his tongue tightly and forced himself to wake up. While waving the flames and hatchet, he waved a scene of fire willows around Jiuton in the way of a scattered willow. Mars fell one after another, as beautiful as thousands of pear trees blooming.

After playing a complete set of eighteen moves, Yu Luo skated and returned to the snow girl.

"The fire dragon swings its tail, the fire dragon plays in the water, the fire dragon swings the big bird..."

"Huh... I finished the work."

"That's it? I don't know what you're doing." Jiuton dusted out the Mars on his chest with disdain.

"Look at your feet." Yu Luo smiled.

Above the ice surface, a huge circle cut out by a flame hatchet is rapidly shattering.

Jiudeng was startled and wanted to jump away quickly, but the heavy weight made the ice shatter faster, and it fell into the water with a thump.

"Madam, it's you next." Yu Luo put his knife and hugged his arms.

The snow girl's eyes turned blue and her hands pressed on the ice. The extremely cold breath instantly poured into the lake, freezing everything quickly.

"Bastard! Despicable human, don't let me come out...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

!” Jiu Tun drank ice water in big gulps, feeling every drop of water around him freezing rapidly, his body gradually became stiff, and finally became a lump of ice, sinking to the bottom of the lake.

"What's the use of having power in this way? How do pigs die? They're so stupid." Yu Luo shook his head helplessly.

"But... there are many close friends behind Shuitun. Have we been so frozen at him?" The snow girl was a little worried.
To be continued...