Chapter 42 Zhao Baliang’s Style

Aunt Cai went through all kinds of hardships to rescue a certain landlubber from the Huangpu River. When the bastard jumped into the river, he was very neat, but when he got into the river, he only knew how to mess around. She finally caught him, and he was as entangled as an octopus.

Fortunately for her, her water nature has been strong since she was a child, and her physical strength is also outstanding. Otherwise, she would have to die with him. If she really sinks into the Huangpu River without any reason, Aunt Cai thinks that she must turn into a evil ghost and die.

This little madman half hugged and half carried Zhao Jiadi to the shore. Tourists looked at him with surprise all the way, thinking that he was catching up on a movie or a legendary artist's performance art, especially after Aunt Cai's clothes were soaked in water.

The curves were exposed, and the spring light was looming. When we walked to the Maserati, the animals were drooling all over the ground, and they threw the half-dead Zhao Jiadi into the back row. Aunt Cai never thought about artificial respiration from the beginning to the end. She wished that this guy would have sex with her own man.

Even if she died cleanly, she was not a good man or woman in the first place, nor was she a Guanyin who rescued people in distress. There was a sea of ​​people in Shanghai who secretly called her the Black Widow of Bamboo Leaf Green.

Zhao Jiadi was lying on the back seat like a dead fish, giggling. Aunt Cai admired his ability to recover. When he first landed, he thought that this guy would most likely have to be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After landing, he vomited some water from the Huangpu River and became very much alive again.

, made her wonder if this guy was pretending to be a landlubber. Thinking of this possibility, Aunt Cai, who was already angry, immediately said angrily: "Get out of the car if you're not dead. If you have the ability, jump again and see if I can save you."

save you."

"Don't get out of the car." Zhao Jiadi said shamelessly, his coughing relieved a lot. He really can't swim. When he was a child, he was afraid of riding in boats and cars. When he got older, he was much better at riding in cars, but he still didn't like water, especially big rivers. Because when he was a child,

His grandfather, who was an amateur Feng Shui master, told him that he should avoid water in his life, so Zhao Jiadi was particularly envious of Leopard, a fierce man who could fish out fish just by digging in.

"Don't get out of the car?" Aunt Cai lost her face. It would make her lose her temper even though she had no moral principles. Children like Situ Jianqiang would never make her angry.

"Who will buy you clean clothes when I get off the car now?" Zhao Jiadi said with a bitter smile.

"No need." Aunt Cai frowned, her tone obviously softer.

"Whether you need it or not, I will buy it. You women are different from us. They are very particular about keeping fit and healthy. So please drive me to Qipu Road, because I only have more than 500 yuan on me, but I need to buy it."

The two of you have to worry about the clothes you wear. Anyway, for you it is only a matter of wearing them for a few hours." Zhao Jiadi said softly, his voice was not loud, but there was no doubt. I don't know where he got the courage and confidence to talk to Cai like this.

Auntie talks.

The Huangpu River is very dirty. Although Aunt Cai is not a germaphobe, as an elegant woman with a refined life, it is quite uncomfortable to be covered with dirty clothes. I don’t know if Zhao Jiadi’s so-called health care and health maintenance have the effect. She really drives.

Went to the wholesale market on Qipu Road and followed him into the mall. Aunt Cai had not visited such a place for about seven or eight years after standing at the top of the wealth and power pyramid in Shanghai. She did not reject the idea of ​​buying a piece of clothing for less than

She lives a simple life with three digits, but she doesn't want to be reminded of the hardships and hardships she once had.

Aunt Cai once again saw how unique Zhao Jiadi was. He was able to discuss size issues with the waitress in a lingerie store without blushing and without a beating heart. Aunt Cai stood at the door and did not dare to go in. It was obvious that he was really

I was carefully choosing underwear for her, and finally I chose a set of black silk fabric, which was not too out of place. After I asked Aunt Cai to try it on, I went to other places to help her choose clothes and pants, and waited for Aunt Cai to linger.

After mustering up the courage to put on Zhao Jiadi's "little gift", Zhao Jiadi, who was sweating profusely, had already run back with a pair of jeans and a T-shirt and asked the waiter to hand them over to Aunt Cai. He was waiting outside for help. Aunt Cai

He asked the waiter to make do with it, and then he ran to fiddle with it for himself. Aunt Cai's outfit cost him nearly four hundred yuan, which meant that he only had more than one hundred yuan to spare. In the end, he randomly picked a piece of 25 yuan.

After returning to the underwear store, Aunt Cai stood in front of the store with a 10-dollar T-shirt and 80-dollar casual pants. She was dressed in a queen-like but pure dress. She was actually a little shy, which made Zhao Jiadi's heart flutter. Sister Queen.

She is so enchanting, and it was indeed a wise decision to choose slightly tight jeans for her, because Aunt Cai's aura is so strong that it makes her look a bit weird wearing anything other than informal attire, but this small

Awkward, it further accentuates her detachment. It is shameful for a mature woman to deliberately pretend to be young so that an old cow can eat tender grass. But once Aunt Cai becomes pure, she will definitely wear the natural ornaments of clear water and hibiscus. The total value of the outfit is worth a hundred yuan."

Zhao Jiadi of "Famous Brand" looked at Aunt Cai blankly, his smile was very weak. Don't forget, Aunt Cai was still wearing the underwear he hand-picked at this time. This feeling was too sexy for a certain virgin, Tianshi

With the right location and people in place, Zhao Jiadi finally understood how it was to be a ghost under the peonies and be romantic, a lofty realm that can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.

"How much did you spend?" Aunt Cai, who felt much more comfortable after getting in the car, asked.

"Just think of it as a gift from me." Zhao Jiadi said with a smile. He still had a good eye for choosing clothes. After all, the high-heeled queen Wang Banjin and the child bride sister were hanging around in front of him all day long, passively developing good taste, but

The yin in the Zhao family was strong and the yang was weak, coupled with Zhao Sanjin's vulgar taste, which led to his choice of clothes being a mess.

"No, it's better to calculate it clearly." Aunt Cai sneered, "Don't think of using a set of clothes to get rid of your deep sin of dragging me to jump into the Huangpu River together. Let's settle this account slowly and carefully."

"Aunt Cai, I was just impulsive. I had no other thoughts." Zhao Jiadi forced a smile and had an ominous premonition in his heart. It was a good thing to be remembered by Aunt Cai, but being remembered would be a problem for everyone.

Zhao Jiadi was afraid that he would not be able to bear the unpleasant grudges.

"Really?" Aunt Cai said with a smile, and murderous intent suddenly filled the car.

"Absolutely not." Zhao Jiadi planned to fight to the end.

Aunt Cai didn't get to the bottom of it, but it always gave people the feeling of a calm moment before a storm.

Sure enough, Aunt Cai drove the car to a very remote corner and said with a smile: "Get out of the car."

"Auntie, I only have more than thirty yuan left with me now. I feel like I can't find a bus stop here. I'm afraid I won't be able to get back to Yangpu in the middle of the night." Zhao Jiadi was heartbroken.

"Then I'll drive a little further?" Aunt Cai said with a charming smile.

Zhao Jiadi was crying without tears. If he drove again, he might be on the Shanghai-Hangzhou Expressway. The cruelest woman's heart is indeed true. He got out of the car with a groan, eagerly hoping that Aunt Cai would be more open and let him go.

, but from the beginning to the end, Aunt Cai's smile seemed gentle but was actually sinister. When he got out of the car and stood alone by the quiet road, the proud Maserati walked away with extremely cruel heart, while the lonely Zhao Jiadi faced the wind.

And standing, Yushu Linfeng was a dick. It was all caused by a sudden jump. Zhao Jiadi walked for nearly half an hour in his miserable life. During this time, he did not see a pair of beautiful legs in black stockings or a beautiful girl.

, there were only a few unkind stray dogs, and a few pedestrians on bicycles. Finally, he took a taxi and asked the driver to take him to the nearest bus station in the direction of Yangpu. As a result, after arriving at the station, Zhao

Zhao Jia discovered that the last bus happened to pass by, so he chased after him and called Master countless times. Fortunately, no one added insult to injury by saying something sarcastic like Wukong, stop chasing him. But in the end, Master did not stop the car, and Zhao Jia was sweating all over.

After some calculations, I still had 19 yuan and 50 cents on me, so I went to a small store and bought two packs of Double Happiness, the cheapest map of Shanghai, a bread worth 1.5 yuan and a bottle of mineral water worth 1 yuan.

Water, because the bag of clothes was left in the Queen's sister's car, and the lighter had to be bought again, which cost another dollar. In this way, Zhao Jiadi just spent all his savings and left the shop. Zhao Jiadi, fully armed

He looked up at the gray sky at a 45-degree angle and cursed: "What if I don't have a car? I have to run back even if I run."

This is how Comrade Zhao Baliang began his tragic journey back to school.

After running for about three hours, at about 11 o'clock in the evening, he finally entered Yangpu District, about an hour away from the school.

He sat on the side of the deserted road, smoking a cigarette, taking a sip of the few mineral water left, nibbling on the fragrant cheap bread, and humming old songs that could outrun an antelope with its horns even if it was out of tune.

How awesome.

Even now, he doesn't regret spending 400 yuan to buy clothes for Aunt Cai when he only had 500 yuan in his pocket, not at all.

This is Zhao Baliang's style.

Even if you do something wrong and become a clown or a fool, you will never resent anyone or regret your decision.

At the critical moment when he was about to finish eating the bread, a car slowly stopped. Zhao Jiadi, whose mouth was stuffed with bread, was stunned for a moment. He looked at the strange-looking woman in the car and took a sip of water, not knowing what to do.

"Are you really out of money?" she asked, pulling down the window.

"I really have no money, just like I really can't swim." Zhao Jiadi nodded.

She, who had almost become an invincible vajra through practice, was completely defeated today. She followed him nervously and watched him running coquettishly and stubbornly for three hours. She felt that her brain was burned by this guy today.

Broken. She sighed helplessly and said coldly: "Get in the car."

Zhao Jiadi didn't put on airs and got into the car very spinelessly. He got on the passenger seat, but found that he was going in the wrong direction. He was not going to his school. He immediately said shyly: "Auntie, an ordinary hotel will do, a double bed room, no need."

Too expensive.”

Aunt Cai didn't know whether to laugh or cry. If she hadn't still been wearing the clothes he bought, she really wanted to kill him and silence him. She said in a cold voice: "Go to Sheshan."

"Villa?" Zhao Jiadi asked tentatively.

Aunt Cai did not deny it.

"I usually don't eat soft food." Zhao Jiadi said seriously.

Aunt Cai was in no mood to talk nonsense with him.

"But once you really decide to eat soft food, your tactics and shamelessness are so heartbreaking and outrageous." Zhao Jiadi laughed and took a cigarette.

"You're a little virgin, don't pretend to be serious. Big boy, even if I let you go to my bed, you don't know what to do. Do you know how to satisfy a woman of your age like a wolf and a tiger?" Aunt Cai said disdainfully.

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Zhao Jiadi was scared.
Chapter completed!