Chapter 288 "The Fool, the Dog, and the Girl"

Toad No. 1 resumes update.

"Mountain Guard Dog"

Reborn for the second time, a poor boy born into a peasant family becomes a man who is as guarding as a mountain dog.

In the first life, he was the leader of the underworld, a figure like Emperor Yang Qing in "Toad". He was as powerful as a wolf and a tiger, but he died in a storm at the age of forty. He was reborn as an intellectual for the first time, and excellence in learning leads to officialdom.

, pleading for life for the people, but to no avail in his life.

In this life, where should he go when he is regarded as a fool? Is he a martial artist like Jiujiao? Or is he an unparalleled warrior?

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In 1995, even though it had been nearly a generation since the reform and opening up more than 20 years ago, Guanyin Village on the border of Huizhou and Zhejiang was still warm and quiet. The village was neither big nor small, with only about 200 households, and the ancestor who was the first in the family tree.

My family moved from Shanxi, and the total population of the village remained between 880 and 890. It was very mysterious. The village was surrounded by mountains on three sides, and the road into the village had nine twists and turns. It used to be a road.

In the mid-1980s, everyone in the village worked hard to widen the winding path built along the river into a gravel road more than three meters wide. As soon as you enter the village entrance, you will see an old locust tree with a hollow belly but evergreen.

Outside, there is a row of cypress trees used to hide wind and collect water. The elders in the village always like to talk about this, saying that this place is a geomantic treasure land that has been chosen by fortune tellers, and it is predicted that the descendants will be rich and powerful.

Let’s see which family has such good fortune. In 1983, an old man died of tuberculosis in the village, and a young man slipped and died while going up the mountain. As a result, the population of the village became 887, and marriages in the village

Couples who have not yet given birth to children can work hard, even more diligently than old scalpers. Not only do they work hard in bed at night, but they also go to the fields during the day. If it is a corn field, they also do some field work.

Strange to say, among more than a dozen families who had a wedding ceremony, only the daughter-in-law of Huang Shigen's family managed to get pregnant. What's even more incredible is that when the daughter was born, she was a misty baby.

In the early morning, a large number of red carp jumped out of the stream that passed through the village for no apparent reason. It was a sight to behold. It was more bluffing than a haunted house. This row caused Huang Shigen, the learned village chief, to feel uneasy. He had been doing it all night.

The dictionary worked hard to come up with a tacky name, Huang Hongmei, but he didn't dare to give it to his granddaughter. He only gave her a nickname, Yuyu. Until three years later, a poor man came to the village who cheated food and drink under the guise of traveling around.

The alchemist has a goatee, a sour yellow Taoist robe, numerous patches, and a damned immortal spirit.

As a primary school teacher, Huang Shigen treated such people with great respect, and served them delicious food. The Taoist priest finished eating the soy sauce bibimbap, smeared some oil on it, and said, "This baby's face is very good."

, it can be said that in the palace of wretchedness, a woman becomes a palace concubine and a man worships the prime minister." In the end, it whetted the appetites of four generations of Huang Shigen's family, and then an unexpected and reasonable "but" came, and Huang Shigen was immediately

After being calmed down, the rice with soy sauce was obviously not enough. He gritted his teeth and slaughtered an old hen that could lay two eggs every now and then. The sloppy Taoist priest then chatted with Huang Shigen Shen Shen, and finally said proudly.

From that day on, Village Chief Huang’s granddaughter Yuyu had a name that was very obscure to the villagers: Huang Fei.

Xiao Yuyu, or the weirdly named Huang Fei, was actually not very good when she was young. She started babbling a lot later, and she also walked unsteadily. She had a black face and very little hair when she was born. It was hard to imagine taking her.

It was linked to the innate vision at birth, but the sloppy old Taoist priest who was most likely a swindler seemed to have killed a blind cat. The little girl who was named Huang Fei suddenly became more agile, and even more so after the age of eight.

She was obviously a perfect beauty. In Guanyin Village, Huang Shigen was the village chief, and he and the village party secretary were closely related by marriage. Naturally, these two local emperors got the best, fattest and the closest to the village.

The land, and Huang Fei is undoubtedly the little beauty Guanyin in the village. Playing the game of marrying a wife, whoever can find a way to "marry" her home will be unable to sleep in bed at night.

What a happy thing.

If Huang Fei is the most lovable person in Guanyin Village, then the miserable orphan Wufu is the most annoying existence. His home is nothing more than a dilapidated yellow mud house, which is far away from the village, about a mile away.

The road, at the end of the creek, is a single-family house. Maybe ten or twenty years later, it will be called mountains and clear waters, with beautiful scenery, but now it is like a bird that doesn't poop and a dog that doesn't eat dung, and it's gloomy. The five blessings don't pop out of stones, but

It's not that far off. We only have one grandpa who depends on us. He died of an unexplained terminal illness in 1986. He died as soon as he said he was dead. He didn't even go to the hospital. In fact, it was useless to go there because he couldn't afford the money. Let's leave this aside

Things are common in rural areas. Fortunately, his grandfather was a conscientious and honest person during his lifetime. He never took advantage of anyone in his life. Even during the Cultural Revolution, he did not dare to go to the theater to look at those people who were not good enough and were beaten down and put in high hats.

So we finally gathered the number of people to carry the coffin. The old man who was a half-hearted carpenter had already made the coffin by himself, and he was buried hastily. So Wufu became a bastard with no father and no mother. He was only six years old.

Years old, or false years, he was still stupid and stupid since he was a child. Even after his grandfather died, he still didn't surprise the villagers. He wore sackcloth and mourning, and knelt in front of the grave, still looking dazed and demented. He didn't even howl twice, but kowtowed.

Time to use extra force.

Others looked sad, but no one was willing to help, because everyone knew that at that time, whoever pretended to be fat would have an extra fat bottle in the family. Once he had an extra mouth, how many pounds would he lose in a year?

Rice, if this child Wufu is not stupid or crazy, it would be easy to say. After all, he has a strong body. He is only six years old and has the physique of a teenager. If he can support him for five or six years, he may be good at work.

But the problem is that Wufu is a little fool. Whoever is willing to cause trouble may still be a blind wolf. So the people in the village thought that the child probably died, but unbelievably, Wufu came back to life in a ridiculous way.

He is getting taller and taller, and his weight is getting more and more alarming. The villagers don’t know how the baby survived. They gathered together in private and murmured and couldn’t figure out the reason. They only knew that Wufu inherited several pieces of land from his grandfather.

The worst thing is that there is a small vegetable garden behind the mud house, and those who know how to fish in the river, go up the mountain to catch snakes, swim in the water, run in the mountains, and make nests in trees may all become his meal. Anyway, he is so confused.

It's rare that this little fool survived. But in the eyes of the villagers, Wufu is a typical example of a tall man without a brain. Some old bachelors and young gangsters like to make fun of him, twitching their fingers, and picking out things.

Offer a dime or a dollar, and ask the five blessings which one you want. Without exception, the five blessings cost ten cents. After the hundred-yuan bill gradually appeared in Guanyin Village in 1990 and became popular, there is still no cure for the five blessings.

Duzhong, the dime has never changed, what has changed is that it has changed from one yuan to ten yuan, fifty yuan, one hundred yuan, which makes people enjoy it endlessly.

The children in the village went to school in the relatively grand assembly hall until the fourth grade. Huang Cunzi had not been able to use his eyesight very well over the years, so he hired a teacher from out of town. The fifth and sixth graders went to a place called Baojiacun more than ten miles away.

When it comes to studying, only wealthy families can buy bicycles for their children, but they are usually reluctant to do so because when a child goes crazy, it is usually not serious or serious. The grandson of the branch secretary once rushed the person and the car together into a river, but he was fine.

The car was scrapped, and the hunchbacked village party secretary beat his chest and felt distressed for more than half a year. The only person in the village who could ride the car was Huang Fei, who was pampered and distressed to the extreme. It was also a brand-new Phoenix car, as beautiful as hers. Whenever she was on holiday,

Or when she returns to school, the teenagers in the village who are roughly the same age as her will run after the bicycle. Rural children have good foot strength and dare to go barefoot in the mountains. They will follow the Phoenix bicycle and the flower on the bicycle that may be hundreds of miles away.

The most beautiful flowers in the world.

Wufu, on the other hand, would squat on the big stone under the old locust tree at the entrance of the village, grinning stupidly, listening to the silver bell-like laughter of the girls and the howls of the teenagers. Usually there would be a lame native dog squatting next to him, a thin and thin dog.

Bones like firewood, it fell into a latrine in the middle of the night when it was a child and whimpered all night. It was fished out the next day and soon turned into a mangy dog. It was pinched by the nose and thrown into the ditch by Jute, who was always doing immoral things. It was naughty.

The naughty children took a slingshot to shoot, and one of their legs was shot off. It was Wufu who picked up the dying dog. Like its owner, it survived with unreasonable tenacity, but it could not run fast and became the watchdog of the small mud house.

, no matter strangers or acquaintances, they would bark heart-rendingly when they approached him. When he followed Wufu into the village, no one was willing to give him bones, sweet potato skins or anything like that. No one or even a dog was welcome to see him.

This year, Huang Fei in the sky is 13 years old, full of energy, and has placed too many dreams of wealth and wealth on his father's generation. Wufu underground is 15 years old, already 178 centimeters tall, and as strong as a tiger. Unfortunately, in the eyes of everyone, there is no future at all.

It was finally summer vacation. In the evening, after Wufu finished working in the fields, he took his local dog Ah Huang to the entrance of the village and lay down on the stone in a large shape. The old locust tree blocked most of the sunlight. Ah Huang lay on the edge of the stone.

Stick out your tongue and breathe out.

After waiting for about an hour, Wu Fu sat up, but still did not get the expected laughter and laughter. He jumped off the stone, followed by Ah Huang and walked down the road. There was a village called Songjiacun two miles away.

, the scale is much larger than Guanyin Village, and the folk customs are also much stronger. Thirty years ago, Guanyin Village was better than Songjia Village in all aspects. Now only Wa'er is better at studying, and the rest have been surpassed by Songjia Village.

In 1995, some men who went out to make a living came back to honor their ancestors and took the lead in building new cement houses. In 1995, this was a very big event. Especially the fights between villages and the struggle for water and mountains were all suppressed.

In the past 5 or 6 years, Jutezi in Guanyin Village went up the mountain to burn thatch as fertilizer for the tea fields. After taking a nap, they started burning up the mountain and burned a small bamboo forest in Songjia Village. In fact, it was not worth much.

The man from Bai Lai came to Guanyin Village with a hoe and a sickle and was so frightened that Huang Shigen, who usually turned his nostrils upward in the village, hid at home and did not dare to show his head. If the elders had not refused to give in, the row of Feng Shui trees would have been chopped down by them.

Jute was even pulled out of his home and kowtowed to others in the grain drying field to admit his mistake. The Guanyin Village branch also paid a lot of money for compensation. In fact, Songjia Village, which has a lot of money, is not short of such a small amount of money. What they want is

With a sigh of relief, Guanyin Village, which had hired two college students, always felt good about resting on its laurels.

Some girls from average families who needed to walk home saw Wufu. One of them, a girl named Yan, stopped talking, quickened her pace, and trotted towards the village. Among the girls, she and Huang Fei were the best, and they were relatives.

Relationship, she is one year older than Huang Fei. Secondly, her figure is particularly precocious. Her face is naturally not as good as Huang Fei's, but it can't stop the little girl's heavy breasts, which exude a natural allure. At first glance, she is easy to give birth to.

The girl who will give birth to a baby in the future, not to mention the ignorant boys of the same age, even some adults can't control their eyes. Men in their thirties who have never tasted the taste of a woman like to tease her with dirty words, but

Chunyan's father is a straw bag, but he has a mother who is a tigress. Outsiders just talk about it, but if she really does anything, her mother-in-law will kill her with a kitchen knife and chop the door open. In this way, Chunyan, who has unique skills, will

He is not jealous of Huang Fei like other girls.

Wufu opened his mouth and asked with a smile: "Chunyan, what's wrong?"

Chunyan stopped, stamped her feet, and continued to turn around and trot. She obviously didn't regard this stupid man as a person who could talk.

The other girls in the village didn't take Wufu seriously. They simply ignored him and didn't even bother to talk to him. After all, Wufu was a fool. However, with his height and physique that stood out in the village, there was an instinctive fear in his heart.

It is a natural behavior for fear to turn into superficial contempt. In recent years, unscrupulous middle-aged men in the village like to scare little girls, saying that they will be dragged into the fields by silly Wufu and what will happen to them. A fool will not go to jail if he breaks the law. This is all

A psychological shadow has been cast in their hearts, fearing that this guy who is half a head taller than their fathers would really do something unscrupulous and dark to them.

Wufu chuckled and started running wildly with the lame native dog.

Songjia Village was crowded with people. When it was almost time to eat, those who had started the stove early came out with their bowls to join in the fun. There was a big stone arch bridge in the village. Two groups were facing off with clear flags. One group was the children of Songjia Village, all in their twelfth or thirteen years old.

Between the ages of fifteen and sixteen, the age of stupid young people, the other group is Huang Fei, who is blocked from passing through. Behind her are the young people from Guanyin Village. There are not many people, only seven or eight, and the rest

The next dozen or so people didn't have the guts to get on the bridge and watched from a distance. With their butts, they knew that Song Jiang, the son of King Song Yan of Songjia Village, was coveting Huang Fei again. This guy clamored to ask her to be his wife. It was not just a matter of a day or two.

His name is the same as the black-faced, short-legged and timely rain in "Water Margin", but his appearance is much better. He looks like a white-faced scholar, tall and thin, elegant and fair. His father is the undisputed richest man in Songjia Village. The newly built house is the tallest. He rides on it when he has nothing to do.

Wandering around on a motorcycle, it is said that when he was young, he played "war" in the fields with a famous young daughter-in-law in Songjia Village.

Instead of hurriedly zipping up his trousers and yelling curses, he broke off a piece of corn and whipped the cuckold guy hard, making it a joke. It's hard to tell whether it was true or not.

At this time, Song Jiang led a group of young men who were only interested in him and blocked Huang Fei on the bridge. What happened couldn't be simpler. He missed his little lady and drove a motorcycle to pick her up from school. She didn't accept it.

It was just a kindness to let him warm his face and give her a cold butt. When he arrived in the village, he invited her to his house for a meal without giving her face. She also scolded him for being shameless. Song Jiang was so angry. When they arrived at the arch bridge, his motorcycle rolled across the road and blocked the road.

In the center, he wanted to reach out to pull Huang Fei, but he received a strong slap in the face, which made his younger brothers gasp. Song Jiang lost all his face. How could he face Jiangdong's elders? Evil comes from fear.

He promised that today he would carry his young wife into the bridal chamber and cook the raw rice into cooked rice, so there was a stalemate. Huang Fei looked soft and frail, like the jasper infiltrated from the Jiangnan water town, but he was surprisingly strong-tempered.

I couldn't beat him. He said with a cold face, "If you dare to come here, I'll jump off the bridge." Song Jiang didn't believe it at first. Everyone knew that Huang Fei, this girl, secretly went out to play in the water when she was eight years old. A sudden flood almost washed her away.

, from then on, even approaching the river made the family wary, and they followed the old Taoist priest's prophecy of "never go near the water." However, when Song Jiang took a step forward, Huang Fei actually stepped onto the bridge railing, and he quickly stopped,

Song Jiang wouldn't dare to make a big fuss. Everyone in the two villages didn't know who didn't know that she was a treasure. Just like a pair of blue and white porcelain bowls collected by old man Huang Shigen, they would fall apart with just a light touch.

Song Jiang was really reluctant to let go.

Huang Fei leaned against the bridge railing, biting her lip, her eyes red, but she didn't cry.

A small red mole on the center of her eyebrow is the finishing touch, which is very similar to the compassionate style of the goddess Guanyin in "Journey to the West", which is loved by young and old in the village.
To be continued...