Chapter 2 The coquettish eighth uncle ()

After turning off the lights, neither Qi Celadon nor Song Yanu could sleep well. It would take about seven or eight hours to drive to the destination. If Zhao Jiadi's appearance and conversation were not so harmless, Qi Celadon and Song Yanu would definitely choose to hold on.

After staying up all night, Qi Qingci, who had not taken off a single piece of clothing in the early morning, had already fallen asleep. Song Yanu, known as the little queen of nightclubs in the world, couldn't stand the inertia of eating late night snacks, so she climbed out of bed gently, not daring to turn on the light for fear of giving up.

The two male animals on the bed turned into beasts when they saw her dainty appearance in pajamas. They put on their coats, took their wallets and mobile phones, quietly got out of bed, and opened the door, only to see the two animals who had worked so hard not to disturb them sitting there.

On the chair in the corridor, the handsome guy who looked like a prince was puffing away in a delicious way, while the harmless eight-year-old brother continued to hold the German erotic magazine with a look of relish on his face.

When Song Ya left the room, the proud peacock man was still smoking a Zhongnanhai that cost less than thirty cents. He didn't even glance sideways at Song Ya, who had been "arrogant" in the school for 15 years in kindergarten, but Zhao Jia

The first man quickly put away the magazine and said hello in a friendly manner, full of explanation: "I'm afraid that the leopard will come to ask for cigarettes because of the lack of cigarettes and disturb you. Also, it's the first time for me and the sparrow to travel far away and we can't sleep, so we just stay here."

Let’s chat.”

Song Yanu felt in her heart that this eighth brother was really a honest and honest young man, so she suppressed the yawn that was destroying her image and asked, "Are there any late night snacks in the car?"

"Yes, Car No. 8 is not far from our car." Zhao Jiadi smiled and quickly scanned the beauty in front of him, not even daring to stay for one more second on her delicate breasts and slender legs.

Zhong, I don’t dare to say that she is a school belle. When she gets to university, she can at least get the title of department belle. Zhao Jiadi gave her inner evaluation score, which is 75 points.

For Brother Baliang, girls above the passing line are worthy of care, cabbage above 75 points needs to be respected, and those above 85 points need to take a bite regardless of life or death, regardless of the gap. In Zhao

In the 21 years that Jiadi thought he had no vicissitudes or stories, he only pursued one goddess with a score of 85 or above. Then in the face of a huge gap that others considered a chasm, that fool who was always at the bottom of his age group in English was dumped seven times.

The meat and vegetable diet has become a classic negative example of a toad wanting to eat swan meat.

Song Ya, who never had the word "thank you" in the dictionary, looked at the long corridor and the doors that seemed to stretch out their big hands just waiting for her to come by. She felt frightened in her heart.

Being in the same room already made Queen Song, who likes to sleep naked, put on her pajamas obediently. She usually likes to watch pornographic horror movies, and she got goosebumps when she thought of the scene after she was dragged into the carriage, so she used the trick that only a beauty can have.

Acting coquettishly, she looked at Zhao Jiadi who didn't dare to look her in the eyes, and said weakly: "Can you come with me?"

"No problem." Zhao Jiadi said boldly, throwing the magazine to his best friend. To be honest, he liked the smell of perfume on her body, it had a familiar feeling, these little secrets and details, like a sparrow and a leopard.

The guy wouldn't understand, so he didn't bother to talk nonsense.

When passing the bathroom, Zhao Jiadi stopped and knocked on the door very regularly, twice lightly and once hard. The door immediately opened. Song Yanu immediately covered her nose and backed away. She poked her head out of the thick smoke and said doubtfully:

"Uncle Ba Liang, what's the matter?"

Then the dog-walking hero, who had a gorgeous appearance but a miserable ending, saw the cabbage behind Zhao Jiadi. He suddenly came to his senses and thought he had grasped the main contradiction. He quietly stretched out his thumb and said with a sly smile: "Uncle, I want to use the room to do it."

As for that matter, it turns out that Uncle Baliang was awesome, he managed to get one of them within a few hours of getting on the bus, so I will make room for my uncle and aunt to do something good."

"Sir, I'm here to remind you to smoke less. By the way, do you want a late-night snack?" Zhao Jiadi raised his hand to slap this guy with no eyesight. The first thing he thought of was the beauty standing behind him, and he immediately

Hold back, it will be over if you leave the impression of violent tendencies.

"I want a midnight snack of earthworms." The dog-walking hero, who had never expected to reach 160 in his life, smiled widely. He was completely opposite to Zhao Jiadi. His teeth were yellow due to excessive smoking and drinking, and he also suffered from fights.

Nearly a quarter of the teeth were sacrificed, which was terrible.

"Go back, I'll slap you to death if you scare the little girl who goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night." Zhao Jiadi said in a low voice.

The guy closed the door obediently, squatted inside and smoked, rubbed his hungry belly, and said happily: "Uncle Ba Liang is so cool. This is still in the car. When we get to Shanghai, how many good women and girls will be wasted?"

What a beautiful girl."

Song Yanu made a meal of potatoes and beef rice at a late-night snack place, and ordered two mineral waters. They were given in the car, but she felt that it would be more reliable to buy something with money, so Zhao Jiadi ordered 4

Leopard said he didn’t want a piece of fast food because he was afraid of delaying his good deeds. Of course Zhao Jiadi would not be so stupid as to let Leopard starve. That guy is evil, but there is really no sense of loyalty.

, dared to sneak out at the risk of being beaten by his grandfather, and did not forget to bring his favorite rifle, so Zhao Jiadi specially bought him two meals.

At the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi rushed to pay the bill before Song Yanu, he was extremely embarrassed to find that he didn't bring any money at all. Is there anything more embarrassing in the world? Just when Zhao Jiadi was embarrassed, Song Ya

Masami also noticed his embarrassment, and the queen-to-be, who was very talkative in this regard, dug into her pocket and joked: "I'll give it to you as a reward for escorting me here."

"I'll go back and get the money." Zhao Jiadi swooped out with an astonishing speed, gliding past an oncoming guy like a loach.

"You really went back to get money, how stupid are you?" Song Ya Nu laughed dumbly, but she still paid the bill, guessing that the guy would come back here in a few seconds, but in the end, he guessed that he would come back in a minute or so at most.

He rushed over with a hundred-dollar bill and slapped it on the counter in the astonishment of the waitress.

"Okay, I've already paid." Song Yanu, who was amused, smiled and was in a happy mood. She could see that the guy in front of mediocrity was prefixed with "honest", and he was a person of his own age who was more self-respecting and not too generous.

, although there was friction between the two parties at the beginning, they didn't get to know each other without fighting. Moreover, she has never been sensitive to money. Firstly, she has a superior family background, and secondly, she is used to being treated like a princess by boys.

After Zhao Jiadi thought for a while, he took back the money without any hesitation. He took all the things and walked back to the carriage with Anya Song. On the way, Leopard was called out to eat by him, and Yaon Song took her snack.

and drinks, blinked and asked: "When do you go to bed?"

"I won't sleep anymore." Zhao Jiadi smiled without any pretense.

After Song Ya closed the door without changing her expression, she immediately made a victory gesture, climbed into bed and turned on the TV. She happily and happily ate the beef rice, which only served to satisfy her hunger. Only a little bit made Zhao Jia the first.

Yu couldn't bear to see the gang standing outside the carriage. She knew that after she raised this question, the honest and lovely Ba Liang brothers would choose to be the "door gods" keeping watch at the door. Song Ya Nu laughed and said: "Good people, good people.

, Unfortunately, sister, I am only interested in dark and handsome men."

In fact, the peacock man who suits Song Ya's tricky tastes eats the really unpalatable fast food without saying a word. While the leopard devoured the meat, he did not forget to give the meat to the local dog Laifu. Zhao Jiadi continued to eat while reading a magazine. This is

His old habit was to read some miscellaneous books in the car, bed, toilet, and on the dining table. Fortunately, he never ate quickly, lukewarmly, and chewed slowly, which was quite different from his true character.

"Uncle, this girl is not authentic." Leopard said vaguely, wearing a pair of brand-name leather slippers that were even more fake than fake. His academic performance has always been a mess, but he is not stupid.

"Why don't you be honest?" Zhao Jiadi said absently.

"You know that uncle is a real person, so don't play tricks on him. Don't you just want to monopolize the carriage? Let's be honest, will uncle not agree? But she is so tender, and we feel sorry for him." Leopard said in his heart.

When he is angry, he likes to pronounce "nong" as "nen", so in team fights where he participates in fights, the most common words he says are "I'm so tender that I'll kill you" or "If I don't tenderly kill you today, I'm not the nephew of Uncle Ba Liang."

", and then there is a legend of "Eight Liang Chrysanthemums" in a certain circle of ts.

"Girl, who doesn't have a little bit of care? You're so fussy. She has figured it out. At least what we eat now is paid for by others." Zhao Jiadi continued to focus on the magazine.

Seems careless.

"Uncle, you are being kind. We have never passed the ideological and moral standard once in elementary school. We don't have that kind of ideological realm. If we were in Ts, I would be very gentle to her." Leopard whispered.

"How many times have I told you, you can mess with anyone, just don't mess with girls." Zhao Jiadi sighed and continued to eat, while turning the pages of the magazine.

Leopard said nothing. No matter what Uncle Ba Liang said, there were only two types, those who understood and those who didn't understand. They were always right anyway. As for those who didn't understand and didn't speak, they would never dare to refute.

"There is a kind of bitch that you have to deal with. If you don't understand them, you really think you are a phoenix." The handsome guy in Yushu Linfeng, who had been silent all this time, said with gloomy eyes. He was obviously not targeting Song Yanu, Qi Qingci and Song Yanu.

An excellent woman is excellent, but it will never make him gnash his teeth.

"Sparrow, it's all in the past." Zhao Jiadi's always warm face turned slightly gloomy. He ate all the fast food and asked Baozi for a cigarette.

"That bitch happened to be in an art college in Shanghai. It's a pity that she's not in the same university town as us, otherwise I would have disfigured her today." The man nicknamed Sparrow obviously didn't think that the matter had been settled.

"Is that enough?!" Zhao Jiadi said angrily.

The leopard's hand shook, and a piece of meat handed to Laifu to chew fell to the ground. Laifu immediately lowered his head.

"Sparrow" is still "biting" rice one bite at a time, and his temperament is feminine to the bone, as if he is nine thousand years old, making people feel uncomfortable all over.

Realizing that he had lost his composure, Zhao Jiadi raised his head, held a cigarette in his mouth, and laughed at himself: "I know you are doing this for my own good, but in fact this matter is not as serious as you thought. Isn't it just that I was dumped by a bitch?"

I didn’t even cry, make trouble, or hang myself to death. I’ve dealt with all the big shit for you. Sparrows, leopards, we are not noble young masters or brothers, we are just ordinary people, for this kind of thing.

You don't mind making a big fuss, so when you get to Shanghai, just go to Fudan to look for those great intellectual beauties who don't care about looks and money. Once you have the resources at hand, introduce them to your brothers. As for Leopard, just hang out.

Come on, don't be dead and crippled. By then, we will have found out all the affordable sauna places in Shanghai. When the brothers enter, they can just click on the lady's brand number, which saves us the time to visit the places. I can't do it.

Come to Shennong and taste the great feats of herbs!"
Chapter completed!