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Chapter 78: I really have a leg, scumbag

"Sorry, there is a prohibition on alcohol, so you can't drink."

As soon as this was said, Chen Yang realized that these people were really a group of wolves. At the same time, Chen Yang admired their compliance with the law. Since the ban on alcohol, soldiers were not allowed to drink alcohol outside. It can be said that, there are still many people who drink alcohol in places where supervision is not allowed.

They are so obedient to the rules.

Chen Yang admired his ability to spontaneously abide by the prohibition of alcohol.

After all, defending the country is a big deal, and you must always keep your mind clear. But I didn’t expect to play so big. A whole table of fat housekeepers, who have drunk alcohol, doesn’t know that you can fight anything and fight for happy water. That’s so much joy that leads to sadness.

Happy Water is a thing that makes you feel good when you drink one bottle, two bottles are okay, three bottles are destined to your life, four bottles have a bloated stomach like balls, and five bottles make you spit out your legs and cramps. Chen Yang also did such stupid things when he was in college, and replaced beer with happy water to drink.

As a result, in the entire dormitory, in less than two hours, they all ran to vomit. Chen Yang took the aluminum can of Coke brought by the short-haired man.

There was a "pop".

In less than half a minute, I blew off a whole bottle.

After seeing Chen Yang blowing a bottle of happy water, the short-haired man stretched out his hand and introduced himself: "My name is Jiang Jun, Chaoyue's comrade."

After Chen Yang and Chaoyue sat down, the two sat together, and then the people in the private room introduced themselves to Chen Yang one by one:

Xu Yuan, a comrade-in-arms and roommate.

Liang Zichao, Chaoyue's comrade.

Zhang Tutu, a transcendent comrade.

Li Xingxing, Chaoyue's roommate, is very happy to know you. After saying that, she sat down directly without hesitation and said with a smile: "It's better to see me at first sight than to hear a hundred times. I used to hear Chaoyue talking about you."

"What did she say to me?" Chen Yang laughed.

Li Xingxing smiled and said, "It's so much, such as robbing you of food, and......"

Chaoyue turned dark and stared at Li Xingxing, feeling that if she dared to say something more, she would destroy her humanely.

Li Xingxing laughed, took out his cell phone and said to Chen Yang: "Handsome guy, add WeChat, I'll tell you slowly, there are so many stories."

Xu Yuan next to her drank a drink alone and said lightly: "Chaoyue, you'd better be careful. Xingxing never likes these muscular men. She likes the weak type and watch it carefully, otherwise this slutty fox will definitely steal fishy."

"Little girl, who is talking about fox?" Li Xingxing was unhappy: "Don't slander my image in front of a handsome guy, okay? I'm just a little pretty."

Zhang Tutu, who had a muscle explosion next to him, was very weak in disguise and raised his eyebrows: "Sister Xingxing, look at me so weak, is it suitable for your appetite? Come and steal me. I really don't want money, and the service is pretty good."

"Damn it."

"If you are ugly, don't come out and scare people, okay?"

"..." Zhang Tutu felt a critical hit of 10,000 points, so he picked up a bottle of happy water and dice and sat next to Chen Yang, saying in a bad tone: "Brother, you can play dice with big words."

"Yes." Chen Yang said.

"Come two dishes, drink this if you lose." Zhang Tutu said deliberately shaking Happy Water.

"Yes." Chen Yang nodded.

"I want to play, too." Li Xingxing echoed.

Chaoyue frowned and looked at Zhang Tutu. He felt that this person was a little unkind, so he followed and said, "I'll come too."

"I'll do it too, it's boring to drink alone." Xu Yuan also said.

"I'll come too." Liang Zichao said.

After the five people shake the dice together.

The host asked the guest to be the first, Chen Yang took the lead in speaking and shouted in one breath: "Seven six."

Zhang Tutu, who was next to Chen Yang, became stunned in an instant.

"Damn, it's so cruel. I'll kill me in this matter." Zhang Tutu looked at his points, opened his dice and smiled: Sorry, I'm driving, there's no six."

Li Xingxing smiled and said, "I'm the only one."

Xu Yuan said: "I'm the same."

Then Chen Yang lifted his dice and laughed: "There is no six."

"Brother, this is too cruel. You don't have a single six. You dare to shout so big. Don't be too deep, otherwise you will only harm yourself." Zhang Tutu directly opened a bottle of happy water for Chen Yang.

"Come on, you're ready."

He just finished speaking.

Chaoyue opened his own dice, four sixes, and one red dot. According to their way of playing, the red dot can replace any number, that is, five sixes, plus the other two, and just seven sixes. Zhang Tutu, who had just opened Coke, looked at Chaoyue's dice and was stunned.

He blew the Coke in his hand in one breath. After blowing, he looked at Chaoyue with a resentful look on his face and complained: "Sister Chaoyue, you are a madman in protecting your husband, is there anyone who cheated on your younger brother like this? No, come again, I want to take revenge."

Chaoyue didn't react much, especially the word "Madman Protecting the Husband". She had long been used to it. Because Chen Yang has been getting more delicate, he would inevitably be coveted by other girls when he was in school, and would also be envied by some bad students.

Normally before campus bullying appears.

She would settle it directly, so Chen Yang had been in high school for six years and had never been bullied by anyone.

(Chen Yang: MMP, you bullied me the most.)

After starting to shake the dice again.

The loser started to shout that Zhang Tutu was very unhappy after being fucked by Chen Yang once. This time he shook it for a long time, looked at his dice, and raised a curve to the corner of his mouth. This time, the dice surface can be fucked by others.

There were five people playing together.

If they directly shouted six sixes at the beginning, they would not dare to drive themselves. Then they came to the surpassing, and they would probably shout seven twos or seven sixes... When it was Chen Yang's turn, they would have said eight sixes or nine things.

As long as he shouts nine, Zhang Tutu will immediately drive him.

But what Zhang Tutu didn't expect was that as soon as she finished calling, Chaoyue shouted directly. After opening the dice, she frowned and said, "Shunzi, isn't it a little bit?"

Zhang Tutu looked at her dice.

Totally dumbfounded.

His straight is: 23456

And the straight that surpasses is even more ruthless: 12345

Damn, I won't play like this.

Five people and two straights, but there are three people, and six sixes are still hopeful. Then Li Xingxing opened it: "Sorry, I don't have six."

Liu Yuan also said, "I don't have six."

Zhang Tutu shook his head, and the five people didn't even have a six. What's wrong with this tonight? Is it really my luck?

Zhang Tutu opened another bottle of happy water. He didn't believe in evil and shouted, "Come again, I don't believe that I am so sad."

However......

It seems to be really heartbroken.

Zhang Tutu felt like he was about to collapse. After a few rounds, he had already drunk five or six bottles. He was full of carbohydrates and finally couldn't help it: "Wait, I'm going to go to the bathroom."

Just when he was using the bathroom.

Liang Zichao replaced Zhang Tutu's position. This time, at his suggestion, the loser can choose to drink Happy Water or do push-ups, and exchange a bottle of Happy Water for fifty push-ups.

When I heard this.

Chen Yang became very angry in an instant, but he couldn't be timid.

I must be unable to deal with them with push-ups, but it’s really good to say that Coke Water is invincible here. After Zhang Tutu came out of the toilet, he wiped his mouth, his eyes were still bloodshot, and he said to Chen Yang and Chaoyue: "It's so damn, come again, I won't believe it."

As a result, not long after, Zhang Tutu and Liang Zichao lay on the ground and began to do push-ups quickly. In less than a minute, they finished fifty. After getting up, they gritted their teeth and looked at Chen Yang and Chaoyue. They were really adulterers.

Both of them do not believe in evil.

Continue to shake the dice.

As a result, they took turns to lie on the ground to do push-ups. Immediately afterwards, the short-haired man named Jiang Jun also joined the dice army. Not long after, the three of them did push-ups side by side.

Two hours later.

Chen Yang, who had run out of European gas, also went to the toilet twice, and all the drinks on the table were drunk by Chen Yang and those women.

Four men were lying on the ground doing push-ups together.

Zhang Tutu, who lost 20 rounds in total, shouted while doing: "957,958..."

Liang Zichao: "742..."

Jiang Jun: "633..."

Chen Yang gritted his teeth and shouted: "97...98..."

At about nine o'clock, Chen Yang secretly settled the private room fee by taking advantage of the toilet stall. While they were singing, they secretly ran outside the KTV and leaned against the corridor to smoke a cigarette.

He hadn't taken a few sips yet.

Unexpectedly, Chaoyue came out as well.

Chen Yang quickly pinched the cigarette.

Chaoyue also leaned against the corridor, looked at the city with neon lights in front of him, and said lightly: "Thank you for coming tonight."

Chen Yang grinned and said, "I will definitely come."

Chaoyue sighed softly and said, "I heard that you had been chasing a girl very seriously when you were in college?"

Chen Yang was stunned: "How did you know?"

Chaoyue took out his phone, opened WeChat, and showed it to Chen Yang. After Chen Yang took the phone, the avatar he was chatting with Chaoyue seemed to be his second child.

When did it be added?

Chen Yang glanced at the chat record.

He had the urge to send his second son to the morgue. This turtle-being calf who was obsessed with sex and sold him all. Chen Yang, who had a dark face, replied with his mobile phone: "Li Chunhua, don't let you see you, see you once, and hit you once."

"Are you Yangzi?" the other party replied in an instant.

"It's your uncle, me."

"Damn it, I'll just say that when I was having dinner in the small fried restaurant that day, I felt weird. Sure enough, I had a scumbag."
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