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Nine hundred and tenth chapter shine

The finale program has very high requirements.

Not only should the sketches be very good and funny, but the actors should also show strong acting talent.

Pure language can make people laugh, and pure body movements can make people laugh.

As a comedy sketch, "Selling Killers" is the finale of the Spring Festival Gala. It shows the powerful charm of the script lines and performers from the beginning.

The audience laughed from the beginning.

At the live broadcast of Sky City, the sketch "Selling Killing" is still in progress.

Su Zhao on the stage glanced at the third actor, and looked like he was not attentive, and said to his wife: "That person has a very serious problem."

Yang Feifei was puzzled: "What? What's wrong with him?"

Su Tong said regretfully: "It's too serious."

The audience was amused by Su Tong's expression and movements.

The third actor Dawei is very honest, with a big head and a thick neck. He was about to ride a bicycle. He put his bicycle on his face when he heard this and turned around and said to Su Tong a little unhappy: "What are you talking about?"

Su Tong waved his hand, as if he was being seen doing something bad, and he fooled him, "Haha, it's not your business."

Everyone was laughing.

Dawei shook his head, turned around and returned to the next side of the bicycle.

Yang Feifei pulled Su Zhao's arm and wondered: "What's the matter, it's serious?"

Su Tong said: "We should tell him that if we don't tell him about this disease, it's dangerous..."

As he said that, he saw Dawei paying attention here and wanted to come over. Su Tong, who was sitting on the bench, explained to Dawei: "It's okay, I've seen something wrong. My wife doesn't let me say it, you can't believe it. You go, it's okay, hehe, it's okay, go..."

The audience burst into laughter.

Dawei was a little dissatisfied: "You are so nagging, you are really..." He said that, turning around and preparing to ride a bicycle.

Su Tong said regretfully: "This disease is in the late stage!"

The audience couldn't hold it in anymore, Su Tong was too hurt.

Dawei could no longer help, and walked back and said angrily: "What's wrong with you? Say something nice during the New Year! What's going on?"

Su Tong quickly comforted: "Don't be excited, you can see some problems. Oh, you don't believe it."

"puff"

The audience was overjoyed and the fooling began.

Dawei was successfully aroused and began to get involved: "You have to say it, I believe it or not, what's going on?"

Dawei was attracted, and Su Tong began to act: "Not mentioning the condition, I know what you do!"

Dawei was surprised: "I still know what I do and what I do?"

Su Tong said confidently: "You are the big boss in business..."

Dawei was stunned: "What?"

Su Tong: "That's impossible."

The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Dawei said angrily: "Nonsense, has the big boss riding this?"

Su Tong approached Dawei, sniffed, and was full of confidence: "Working in a hotel."

Yang Feifei was surprised: "How do you know he is in a hotel?"

Su Tong carried her hands on her back and pretended to be scented, "There is a smell of chopped green onions on her body."

Everyone was so happy.

Then, Su Tong asked Dawei: "Is it from the hotel?"

Dawei looked shocked, but he still couldn't believe it and said, "Then...what did you say I was doing in a hotel?"

Su Zhao performed the movements that the chef often did, and then said, "The chef who rolled the spoon!"

Dawei was surprised: "Ah?"

Su Tong asked with great momentum: "Is that true?"

Yang Feifei was confused and asked Su Tong: "Oh, how do you know he is a chef?"

Su Tong was in a firm mind: "The head is big and the neck is thick. She is either a big shot or a kid."

After talking to Yang Feifei, Su Tong asked Dawei again: "Is it? Is it the chef?"

Dawei felt it was amazing and had to admit, "Wow, okay, you guessed it right."

Su Tong said dissatisfiedly: "Don't count, right?"

Dawei: "Ah, yes, yes, the profession was definitely right. Then what did you say to me just now? What's going on again is serious and later? What's going on?"

Su Tong asked, "Can you believe it?"

Dawei was anxious: "You have to say it out loud and I know if I believe it or not."

Haha, Dawei got into the trap, and the audience was enjoying it.

Su Tong asked: "In the recent period, I have not felt that a part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard, and you tell the truth."

Dawei was confused: "I didn't think there was anything different, I just felt my face getting bigger and bigger?"

Su Tong: "By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?"

Dawei: "Why?"

Su Tong was serious and said confidently: "It was your peripheral nerves that were dying and causing the upper part to be enlarged."

The audience laughed and said, "What is this fallacy? It's just a serious statement."

Dawei: "Where did you hold it in?"

Su Tong: "Below the waist, and up the feet."

Dawei looked at himself and came to his senses: "What about the legs?"

Su Tong praised: "By the way!"

Dawei quit now and retorted: "No, my legs are not sick."

Su Tong sneered: "Take two steps, two steps, two steps without illness! Do you want to see a doctor? Just take two steps when you see a doctor!"

Dawei doesn't believe in evil: "Okay, okay, take two steps..."

As he said that, he began to walk, muttering as he walked: "Take two steps, two steps..."

Dawei's walking movements made everyone amused, which was too funny.

Su Tong watched Dawei walk and suddenly shouted: "Stop! Are you okay with your shoes?"

Dawei wondered: "What's wrong with it?"

Su Tong said: "One follower, one follower, one follower, the other follower?"

...

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and there was really no one else in this trick of fooling around.

Su Tong: "In this way, I will adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs will be raised with my hands. As high as you can, I will let you fall down as hard as you want. Is it okay? Believe it or not? I am sick in the legs, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Dawei has already made the trap and makes moves in conjunction with Su Tong's words.

Suddenly, Su Tong shouted: "Stop! Is it ok?"

Dawei said blankly: "It's irritating."

Yang Feifei looked at Su Zhao and said in surprise: "Why is he irritated?"

Su Tong said: "If you stamp it, you will be irritated!"

"puff"

The audience laughed so hard that tears came out.

This is the happiest and funny sketch you have seen so far, both in terms of lines and actors, they are all top-notch.

There are more than twelve points, and everyone laughed from beginning to end, and Dawei became popular.

An almost unknown sketch actor participated in such a stunning sketch, and this qualification could allow a sketch actor to reach the top in the sketch world.

...

Dawei: "Sister, why didn't you show up long ago?"

Yang Feifei: "You haven't met him, you've been lame as long as you have met him."

...

Even the staff of Liaoning Provincial Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala Group watched this sketch and laughed at it. "Selling Killing" was rehearsed many times. Everyone never got tired of watching it, and they couldn't help laughing every time they watched it.

The sketches with Northeast accents shine for the first time, stunning the audience.
Chapter completed!
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