Chapter 29 Simple Exam Questions (1)
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No one expected that the gangster-style fight performed by the two captains lasted for twenty minutes. During this period, God knew how many punches they had poured into each other's face and how many punches they had been. With the rapid consumption of physical strength, their punches finally slowed down. After each of them got the most fierce right hook punch, they finally fell on the beach together. Looking at their appearance, they could not get up again with their own strength in a short period of time.
Just when everyone thought that this little gangster-style fight without any technical content or even meaning was finally coming to an end, Shi Shaoying suddenly grabbed a handful of sand from the ground and threw it hard at the position where Captain Matsuura fell. Captain Matsuura was not willing to be outdone, and immediately grabbed a handful of sand from his side with his color and threw it over.
Seeing the two captains who could no longer stand up with their own strength, they started to shoot each other with sand weapons. Everyone, including York, couldn't help but shook their heads and sighed. As the deputy captain of Shi Shaoying, Pei Tongtong couldn't bear to see it and covered her face, but in a position where others could not see it, a faint smile appeared on her face.
Before stepping into this island, Pei Tongtong, the deputy captain, reminded Shi Shaoying that no matter which industry, newcomers without backgrounds will definitely be excluded and bullied just after entering the industry. In some industries, there are even unwritten unwritten rules that specifically bully newcomers. For example, in the United States, if you want to be an oil worker, on the first day of work, you must be prepared to be covered with oil on your body by an old worker or be beaten on your butt. This behavior is called to allow you to integrate into the working atmosphere as soon as possible.
As an emerging pirate force that is often reported by media from all over the world, Somali pirates are famous enough. However, in the eyes of the old pirate group, they are just a group of rabids who are ostentatious but have no background or strength. After they board the island, their Somali team may be jointly promoted by those old pirate groups.
Pei Tongtong made such a reminder, which was intended to make Shi Shaoying take care of his temper. When he was deliberately pressured, he tried to endure it as much as possible. Who would have thought that Shi Shaoying would do the opposite and be arrogant from the very beginning. When the captain of the Korean team dared to scold the Chinese, he dared to lead the Chinese team members to take turns to shoot "whip the corpse". The captain of the Japanese team sarcastically said, and he rushed forward without saying a word and caught it and bit it to death.
Even if the Somalia team is at best a mob, it is not enough to cause a threat in terms of overall strength. But think about it, with Shi Shaoying, a person like Shi Shaoying, it is absolutely not easy to provoke, it is furious when it is furious, and it is furious when it is furious. It is furious when it is furious, and it is never let go when it is bitten. Those old pirate groups want to give them any warning, well... please think twice before doing it.
"Sister," Hua Hu walked to Pei Tongtong with a worried look on her face and asked in a low voice: "Look at the battle between the captain and that little Japanese, who can win?"
Pei Tongtong glanced at Huahu: "Let you lie on the ground and bite a mad dog, who can win if you or a mad dog?"
Huahu thought seriously for a moment: "Probably... it's a mad dog who will win."
Pei Tongtong put her hands behind her back and said leisurely: "That's all."
Hua Hu couldn't help but look at the battle situation in front of him again, and finally nodded in agreement.
The sand-dumping battle between the two captains had undergone dramatic changes. Shi Shaoying stopped attacking and took off a high-waisted land battle boot from his feet. Under everyone's inexplicable gaze, Shi Shaoying used this boot as a container to fill it with sand, and then "Pah, Papa, Papa, Papa," spit more than a dozen saliva inside.
Holding this land battle boot filled with yellow sand, mixed with a lot of saliva and thick phlegm, Shi Shaoying bravely advanced against the sand thrown by Captain Matsuura, and climbed all the way to Captain Matsuura. Shi Shaoying raised the leather boot, and turned his wrist and poured all the sand in the boot on Captain Matsuura's face. He gritted his teeth and muttered: "I drown you, I drown you, I drown you, I drown you, I drown you!"
Sweat and tears had already washed out the sand in their eyes and restored their vision. Seeing Captain Matsuura shook the sand on his head, he dared to struggle to get up. Shi Shaoying picked up the leather boots that had been empty in the sand without hesitation and slapped Captain Matsuura's head hard.
"Bang!"
Listening to the sound of heavy leather boots slapping on human heads, all the captains present felt their teeth sore. They were accustomed to playing with various modern weapons, at least they had seen blood in their hands, and even had several lives, discovered for the first time that leather boots were also a very powerful weapon of destruction in close combat.
In the fight just now, Captain Matsuura, who had consumed almost all his energy until this moment, relied on the Japanese's tenacity and unyielding spirit, fell back to the ground without saying a word after being beaten.
After fucking his opponent's shoes, Shi Shaoying sat on the ground, poured his boots over yellow sand, and poured them on Captain Matsuura again.
One boot, two boots, three boots...
Seeing that the yellow sand accumulates more and more on Captain Matsuura, York's face suddenly changed drastically. He shouted to the staff behind him: "Why are you still standing there? Go and save Captain Matsuura! Haven't you seen it yet? Shi Shaoying really wants to bury Captain Matsuura with sand in front of us!"
At nine o'clock the next morning, it was sunny and breeze.
All members of the seventeen participating teams gathered on the beach.
Standing in front of them was a man in a suit. He looked in his forties and was not strong, but his figure was tall and tall. There was always a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth. A gold-rimmed glasses made him look more gentle. If he was asked to stand on the university podium, I believe everyone would think that he was a professor with great affinity.
"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself. My name is 'z'. I am the referee of this 'Sea Competition'. You can call me Mr. 'z' or Mr. Referee. Although in the eyes of many people, pirates are a group of rude and unwilling criminals who take risks because of life, I hope everyone can be more polite and respect everyone around them. The first step is to start with the word 'sir'."
It sounds ridiculous to make a request for "politeness" to a group of rebellious pirates, but none of the seventeen captains standing at the front of the team showed even a smile. The seventeen of them could not be a fool with a head in their heads. They all clearly understood that the gentler and amiable man in front of them, the more harmless the power behind them seemed, the more terrifying the power behind them.
The competition organizing committee will never send someone who cannot control the venue to serve as the referee.
"Seventeen Captains, please note that I will send an assistant to send you an answer sheet. I hope you can answer the questions I asked on the answer sheet seriously within five minutes and hand it over to me in person."
Soon, a staff member sent Shi Shaoying an answer sheet, with only one question on it: As a captain, what do you think is the most terrifying thing you encounter?
Five minutes later, there were already seventeen answer sheets in Mr. Z's hands. After reading them one by one, Mr. Z picked out sixteen of them, put them in an envelope, and threw them into a carton to disrupt them at will.
"I believe that most of you have answered my questions seriously."
Mr. z glanced around the faces of the seventeen captains and said calmly: "So, the first preliminaries I prepared for you, the exam items come from your answer sheet. You can randomly draw the envelopes in the cardboard box. No matter which one you draw, the exam you face is the question on the answer sheet. For example, I remember a captain said in the answer sheet that it is the most terrifying to encounter an escort warship during robbery. So the participating teams who won this answer sheet must rob the target when there are escort warships on the sea and find ways to survive."
Listening to Mr. Z's gentle explanation, the seventeen captains of the participating teams present were still calm except for the boy with a brain, as if they had already guessed the referee's subsequent moves, and the other captains couldn't help but take a breath.
Mr. Z ignored the expressions of the seventeen captains below. He opened an answer sheet, glanced at the signature on the answer sheet, and said aloud: "Mr. Shi Shaoying, please raise your hand."
Shi Shaoying raised his right hand, and hundreds of pairs of eyes fell on him in the audience.
"The answer you wrote on the answer sheet is: The boat capsized on the sea, and my mother and her unknown future wife fell into the sea together. They don't know how to swim. I have to save them. The worst thing is that I can't swim, either!"
Mr. z asked gently: "As the captain of the Somali Pirates team, you can't even swim?"
Shi Shaoying immediately replied: "Mr. Z, I can swim!"
"It turns out that your answer is based on assumptions. I even saw some tips mentioned in criminal psychology above." Mr. Z nodded in understanding and asked another question: "So can you please tell me again, if you really encounter the problem you wrote on the sea, how should you solve it."
"I'll push them into the tree immediately and I'll climb up myself."
"Oh?" Mr. Z nudged the glasses on his nose and asked calmly: "May I ask, are there trees in the sea?"
"Report to Mr. Z," Shi Shaoying said loudly: "It's important to save people. There is no time to care whether it has trees or not. Of course, we should climb up first!"
Mr. z smiled, "It's a wonderful sophistry, a very interesting answer. But, I found that I began to dislike you." (To be continued)!~!
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