"Don't go so fast! What's going on? You'll always catch such good things about picking up bargains!" Old Cao was nagging while chasing behind Lin Yi's butt.

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Then you saw it just now, why not buy it?"

"Ahem." Lao Cao touched his big bald head and said, "It's not because I can't really do it. I have also come into contact with this kind of storytelling before, and it's all priced at five or ten yuan. Who would have thought that there would be such a big shortage of thousands of yuan. If you hadn't bought it, I took out my phone and searched it like this, I would have thought you had bought it myself."

Lin Yi said, "You are right this time. I bought these books and I am happy to buy them." Then he went to Land Rover.

Lao Cao acted as the driver again and asked, "Where are you going?"

Lin Yi said: "Go home."

Lao Cao said, "Don't go back. It's almost noon. Why don't you call Lao Guo and Lao Huang here? How about we have a meal?"

Lin Yi glanced at him: "You pay for it?"

"Damn, you look down on me, I will pay it! How much money can a meal be worth? You billionaire can't afford it, but I, Bald Cao, can afford it!" He was so proud.

Lin Yi: "Okay, then go eat seafood. I heard that the abalone has been pretty good lately!"

"..." Lao Cao touched his bald head and said distressedly: "No, I have diarrhea recently and can't eat seafood. If I eat seafood, I will get diarrhea. Otherwise, I will go to the nearby area to eat braised noodles and order two more dishes?"

Lin Yi sighed: "I pay!"

Old Cao immediately slapped his thigh and raised his voice, "It's OK, let's go now!" He immediately stepped on the accelerator and rushed out.

...

The deep-sea fishing port is the best seafood restaurant in Nandu, known as the "seafood supermarket". It is said that the seafood here is very fresh and is directly checked in by plane. Some seafood is directly raised in the seafood pool in the restaurant lobby, and special breeders are hired with high salaries.

When Lin Yi and Lao Cao drove here in Land Rover, it was still early. The security guard in charge of the parking lot had just started working with a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes were sleepy, and he didn't know what he did last night.

Seeing that a car arrived, he muttered, threw the "Su Yan" he was holding on the ground and stepped on it, then put on his security hat, called Lao Cao into the parking space and reversed the car.

Lao Cao deliberately showed off his tricks. He drove the Land Rover and almost shaved an Audi A6 parked next to him. The security guard was so scared that his face turned pale. This Audi was their boss's heart. If he was scratched, he would be miserable.

At this time, Lao Cao got out of the car, deliberately walked to the back of the car and looked at it, and asked the security guard: "How is it, it's okay, my car is shaved, you can't afford to compensate."

Damn, there are also such bird people, Zhu Bajie turned his head and made a fuss.

The security guard had already greeted the maternal relatives of the 18th generation of the ancestor of Cao in his heart, and gave a thumbs up with a smile on his face and said, "Brother, your skills are so high, really... It was so lingering just now, just one finger away from scratch."

Lao Cao patted the security guard's small shoulder with pride and said, "I have a vision! I will give you my reward!" He said that and threw a cigarette to the security guard.

The security guard nodded and bowed, watching Lao Cao and Lin Yi enter the restaurant, and hurriedly put the cigarette on his nose and smelled it. He thought to himself that he could afford Land Rover, and probably the cigarette was of high quality. Unexpectedly, when he saw it, "I am a 'Emperor' for ten yuan a box!"

...

Shaking his leather jacket, Old Cao sat in the luxurious private room with a big horse with a golden sword. It looked like he was a big black guy, especially his bright big bald head and a squid face, as if he was telling others that I was very unfriendly.

Therefore, the waitress in charge of the private room stepped forward timidly, went up to find Lin Yi, and handed him the menu.

Compared with Lao Cao, Lin Yi and him are simply a combination of "handsome guys and wild beasts". Lao Cao's vulgarity highlights Lin Yi's handsomeness. The waitress is also a person with eyes, so she immediately recognized it, this person is easy to serve.

Lao Cao was shaking his legs and holding his breath, making a strong aura waiting for the waitress to hand him the menu, but unexpectedly the waitress went around and handed the menu to Lin Yi.

Damn, I look down on me. Lao Cao despises him.

Lin Yi smiled and looked at the menu, then ordered a few more expensive seafood, and looked back at Lao Cao, who was secretly looking at the menu he ordered, and his saliva was almost flowing out.

Lin Yi said: "If you say you have a bad stomach, then give you something else."

Lao Cao waved his hand quickly, "It's okay, it's okay! I will eat whatever you eat! My friend, I can hold on to my stomach no matter how uncomfortable it is!" After saying that, he patted his chest with righteousness.

Lin Yi nodded, "That's too wronged for you."

Lao Cao looked "unruly".

The waitress burst into laughter.

Lao Cao glared at her, it was troublesome.

After ordering the dishes, Lao Cao called Lao Guo and Lao Huang and urged them to come quickly. He said there was something delicious, Lin Yi treats guests to dinner and eat seafood. He also said there was "lobster sashimi" or something, and asked if they would drink white wine or red wine later. If they drink white wine, they would bring two bottles of "Wuliangye" and two bottles of "Karst Villa" when they drink red wine.

Lin Yi greeted, "Don't let them bring wine, just here."

Lao Cao said clearly: "You don't know that the wine in this kind of hotel is expensive. Can a bottle of Wuliangye be sold for more than 1,000 yuan? It's better to bring it from outside... At worst, you can reimburse Lao Guo and the others for the wine later."

Lin Yi knew that this old Cao could live, so he would let him go.

...

On this side, Lao Cao exercised the VIP rights and tried his best to call the waitress to pour tea and water, and adjust the heating and air conditioning, which was very busy.

Lin Yixian was fine, so while drinking tea, he took out a storytelling book he bought and began to appreciate it.

Looking, Lin Yi's erratic thoughts were gradually pulled by a mysterious force along with the words and pictures on the book cover. After passing through the time tunnel, it seemed as if he had returned to his youth...

The first storytelling I heard in my life was that Lin Yi was in the second grade of elementary school. During the winter vacation, he listened to the most famous storytelling artist at that time, now one of the few storytelling artists, and teacher Chen Qingyuan. I remember that when I heard the storytelling point, it was so crowded!

Lin Yi still remembers how wonderful it was about the "Flame King Kong" broadcast by Teacher Chen. The beginning was the "Pig Head Team Leader" in Shi Update, let alone how exciting it was. The next "Xiao Fei bought medicine" was even more satisfying. Lin Yi could even remember a short paragraph:

How did Comrade Xiao Fei borrow this cigarette? He took a sip of it hard. When the fire became a little bit louder, he would use his cigarette to borrow He Zhiwu's bicycle. He Zhiwu was in the car! That look! The sore fibroids were crazy, and the two mouths were sore. He looked at that meaning wildly, and he saw that his father could call him brother. Xiao Fei finished smoking this cigarette and looked at him! This pile, this piece, this dress, this look, hey! He Zhiwu, what's the look?

Listen to me: This bicycle is not far away. The man on the bike is so terrifying. He has a very good bowl. He has a head combed with the head of the plane, his hair is curled. His brain is pointed at both ends, with a big pancake face. He has a small ear and a scar. He wears a shirt, a lotus color, a blue tie, and a white dot. He has a box gun. He just flashes the light. He comes when he sees him. Xiao Fei blocks the car and the handlebars are spinning. Before he can look up, Xiao Fei sniffs. The boy is on the ground, his cheeks are hung with color. When he sees it, he is stunned...

You said this funny thing is not to mention the other ones. Just this joke describing people, not to mention the old man's passion, vivid, exaggerated, humorous and fascinating mouth skills...

Next, "Catch two tigers, eliminate traitors in the vain" and "wave the big sword, and Ding Shangwu shows off his power" made everyone even more intoxicated. So far, Lin Yi stubbornly believes that "The Fire King Kong", "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" and "The Cao Family Generals" are milestones in storytelling that no one can surpass.

When Lin Yi was in the fourth grade of elementary school, Liu Lanfang surprised her famous work "The Legend of Yue Fei" to everyone. Her loud but not without the soft voice of women, her ups and downs when telling, her slight and urgency, and her skills when controlling the rhythm are all just right. Jin Wushu entered the Central Plains, and her mother-in-law's tattoo of "Loyalty to the country". Yue Fei was born, Qinglong Mountain, and 8 million exceeded 100,000. Yue Yun, Yan Chengfang, He Yuanqing, Di Lei, and Ba Daqiao made a big fuss in Zhuxian Town. It was so thrilling!

Later, the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" mentioned by Mr. Yuan Kuocheng has a profound cultural heritage, humor and a unique voice. "Three Heroes in Taoyuan", "Three Heroes in Hulao Pass Fighting in Lu Bu", and "Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage". The next "Water Pond Liangshan" is not only wonderful, but also unique. On the China stage, Yan Qing fought against the Pilot Iron Buddha and struck Optimus Prime with great power. He was full of righteousness and passion!

At that time, the biggest wish of the children was: there was a semiconductor radio. But for Lin Yi, it was like a dream of falling from the sky. Not to mention that listening to semiconductor radios all day affected learning, parents would not buy it. Even if they bought a semiconductor radio at that time, they would have to spend at least a lot of money, so Lin Yi just thought it was an unattainable dream. In the end, he had to say goodbye to the electric box at home every day. If he couldn't stand it, he would listen to the diarrhea for five minutes and then run towards the school at a speed of 100 meters.

...

Just as Lin Yi was immersed in the memories of listening to storytelling when he was a child, the door suddenly rang, and then Lao Guo leaned in, looked at Lin Yi and Lao Cao, and said, "So you are really here, I thought you were looking for the wrong place!"

While talking, he and Lao Huang came in. Lin Yi thought it was only the two of them, but he might as well be followed by one behind---

And, that's still a big shot!
Chapter completed!