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Chapter 7 The Missed Swamp

"So, you've been away from home for two years?" After the lizardman Garantis ravaged Panis's sleeve for a while, he found that Panis did not show signs of running away. He finally relaxed his vigilance and let go of his hand holding the sleeve. His childish performance made several girls laugh. After everyone had seen enough fun, Catherine finally spoke to relieve Panis's pain and asked Garantis: "How is the world outside like? Do you have any thoughts?"

"The outside world is so complicated, hissing." Garantis' forked tongue stretched and shrank like a snake, and said distressedly in a non-standard common phrase: "Compared with the swamp, although there are indeed many delicious and fun things, hissing, and many beautiful scenery that I have never seen before, it always feels too complicated. Hissing, everyone is talking and thinking, and they are all very strange. It's so tiring to live such a life, hissing.

My mother was right. Coming to the outside world is indeed a kind of exercise. Hiss. Compared to me when I first left the swamp, hiss. I feel that I know a lot more about other races. I should be able to go home in a few years. Hiss. I miss the pink mist and the crisp sounds of bubbles bursting in the swamp. And the animals sleeping in the swamp. Hiss. The outside world is either too cold or too dry, making my scales feel uncomfortable."

"Uh, we haven't been to the swamp." Catherine casually imagined the situation described by Garantis. It was stuffy and humid, and it looked like a poisonous mist, a swamp with bubbles, and the beast lurking in the mud. She couldn't help but be shocked in secret. She said with a forced smile: "But I'm so sorry, the scene of the swamp I described to you is really a bit..."

"I can understand hissing. You humans will definitely not adapt. Uncle and Sister Knight did not adapt before." Garantis seemed very happy to express his straightforwardness to Catherine, and even the hissing sound became much crisper: "But it doesn't matter, the environment in most parts of the swamp is still very friendly to you. Hissing, we don't live in the kind of place I mentioned. Hissing, it's just that I prefer the environment in those places. Hissing, we can't stand it even if we live there for a long time."

"It's really pretty in the swamp," said Panis. "Of course I'm talking about it looking from a distance. If you want to stay in it for a while, it's okay, but you have to live a hard day, hehehehe."

"You guy is only half of your words, which is really annoying." Catherine muttered dissatisfiedly. She tilted her head and thought for a while and said, "Let me guess that in daily life, the difference between you and us is the continuous maintenance of the demigod energy shield. Because it is daily life, you will not always encounter danger. If it is dangerous, you will not use this attitude to say a very hard comment, and combine it with the swamp environment..."

"Three or five percent may be air full of odor, seven or one percent may be foreign objects such as pollen and grass seeds being sucked in, and two or six percent may be some non-threatening creatures with more disgusting visual effects." Eva said with a mechanical expressionless face: "The remaining 86.8 percent may be a common problem such as mosquito bites."

"Eva... Oh, forget it." Catherine's face was froze with interest, and she was stunned for a long time before sighing and said, "Thank you for your data analysis, it's very timely, I need it very much."

"You are expressing your true gratitude for one or five percent, and you are angry for two or four percent." If you observe carefully, you can find that Eva's eyes narrowed slightly, and there is a very difficult curve to detect at the corner of her mouth: "There is a 92.1 percent possibility left, you are expressing sarcasm and helplessness."

Catherine picked up the teacup and paused. Not only Catherine. All the girls looked at Eva with a little surprised. Only Panis gave Eva thumbs up and praised, "Beautiful job, Eva. I have never let me down all these days to teach you how to make them angry. No, no, wait, it was just a slip of the tongue just now, it was really a slip of the tongue. What I want to say is to teach her how to get along with you, not how to make you angry. Look at my sincere eyes. Isn't it worth believing? Don't light the fire, will you compensate for the old shop that has been burning for three hundred years?

And you, don't you like books the most? Why do you do the action of throwing them over? If such a thick book hits you, it will kill people. Hey, while saying that you also need to bless the magic of power. Do you want to demolish the house? Look at what you look like, it's better to Freya. Hey, don't bring it over, I won't go to church with you, Catherine, you save... Hey, the table is for stuff, it can't be used to hit people, and the chairs are not enough. Ava, these women are crazy, we have such a good relationship, you can save me quickly, they are so scary."

"Hello, Garantis, my name is Eva, and the race is human." Eva looked at Pannis muffled, as if she saw a cloud of air, and her emotions turned to the Lizardman lady without any ups and downs. She imitated Catherine and Pannis, hugged Garantis's tail and shook it, and said seriously: "I feel very interested in the ecosystem of your swamps. Can you give me a detailed introduction? After all, in the historical records of goblins, swamps are not suitable for humanoid creatures to live in."

"Hey, Eva, you're too much." Panis quickly dodged the girls who were preparing to surround him and wailed: "It's obviously you're making Catherine angry, but why did the unlucky one turn into me in the end? Something must have been wrong."

"Hiss, is this the new mode of getting along with your sisters, uncle?" The lizardman lady stuck out her tongue, blinking her vertical pupils, and said with confusion: "Hiss, it seems to be different from memory, hiss, but the smell on her body still smells so good. Hiss, I really miss the feeling of being held in your arms at that time. Hiss, the fox picked that time is really sweet."

"What are your eyes, and why do you suddenly hide away from you?" Although she got rid of the fate of being the most surrounded, Panis couldn't be happy at all. The girls' eyes like beasts made him feel deeply hurt: "At that time, she was just a young girl, not even my knees tall, so wouldn't it be normal to hold her around to play?"

"I didn't even let go of my young girl." Catherine looked heartbroken: "We really misread you."

"Dear guests." The old waiter's timely appearance gave Pannis a chance to breathe. Based on the principle of hotel guests first, the old waiter seemed to have not noticed the scene was in chaos, and looked respectfully at the two chairs that were originally sitting on Catherine and Pannis but now empty, and said, "Will you all be ready to start dining now?"
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