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[092] Please give me back my eggshell

Jade finally overcame his delusion and did not do such a rebellious thing as peeping at the Emperor's toilet.

"By the way, do you want to go to the women's bathroom?" Nanke thought of asking Jade after emptying his bladder.

Qianxue and she had never been to the bathroom at all when they came to school, but Nanke felt that if Qianxue needed to go, she would definitely take the initiative to ask, but Jade might be wronged.

"Mr. Dharma Emperor, actually... the Ring Spirit doesn't need to go to the toilet," Jade said ashamed of having thought of peeping at the Dharma Emperor in his heart. "Food and water are even more of a sacrifice for us. We can digest them all into energy without leaving any residue."

After listening to the explanation of Jade, Nan Ke learned about the characteristics of the demon god in this regard.

There are only three cases where the demon needs to go to the toilet:

①If you eat something that cannot be called food, your body refuses to digest it—such as steel bars, concrete, pencils, erasers (and perhaps British cuisine).

② The digestion process must be terminated due to accidents - for example, the stomach bag containing food was stabbed.

③ In order to disguise yourself as a human - not going to the toilet for more than ten days will definitely cause suspicion.

"Hey? Why didn't Qianxue tell me about this kind of thing?" Nan Ke wondered, "Are you worried that I would oppose her building such a luxurious bathroom? Li Lan went to the bathroom at the same frequency as that of an ordinary girl, and she could not be used as evidence to identify her identity..."

"Mr. Dharma Emperor," Jade, who was eager to help, added, "There is another characteristic of female demon gods that they don't know... they don't have menstruation. This can be used to confirm whether Li Lan is a demon..."

Nanke frowned: "First stealing the inner garment and then observing other people's menstrual periods. They also save the world. Why do I seem so vulgar? It's the world's fault! In addition, how different are you demons and humans? Let me tell me together now!"

Jade's arrangement of things is not as clear as Qian Xue. She subconsciously followed the topic of her period just now and said: "Female demons do not ovulate monthly like human women. We have the ability to choose whether to conceive independently. In theory, we are not reproductive and isolated from all living things in the human world..."

"Hey, hey, this is worth complaining about!" Nanke said in shock. "I thought it would be strange enough for you to be free from humans without reproductive isolation. Is it okay with animals?"

(It is very practical to choose whether to conceive independently. At least there will be no situation in Western fantasy works where elves are violently raped by humans and give birth to children. This is the origin of the male protagonist Tennis in "The Chronicle of Dragon Spear".)

Jade, who felt a little aggrieved, said, "Mr. Dharma Emperor, this is the characteristic of spiritual creatures, and angels are the same, but most angels are just asexual. In theory, the demons can produce descendants from any human creature, but that doesn't mean we will try..."

Nan Ke pondered for a moment and felt that he had reacted too much just now. Because several demons around him were human-shaped, he subconsciously thought that most of the demons were like this. In fact, the demons may not be very similar to humans. Some are combined with humans and beasts, and some are purely in the form of wild beasts. Those demons and lions and tigers are obviously more suitable for mating, which is better than mating with Nan Ke.

Anyway, I was late for class because I went to the toilet, so Nanke didn't mind walking slowly along the corridor.

At this time, Jade thought of another difference between a demon god and a human: "Mr. The demon god's babies are all born from eggshells. Whether the woman is a demon god or a human, it is like this. It is very popular in the demon world to exchange each other's eggshell fragments as a token of love. Unfortunately, I have forgotten where my first generation hid the eggshell fragments..."

(Wow, if there is a human woman who is confused about marrying a demon god, wouldn’t she be scared to death when she lays her eggs?)

"Eggshell fragments are usually made into jewelry and worn on the lover. If the two unfortunately break up, the other things given during the relationship can be retained, but the other party's eggshell fragments must be returned, otherwise they will be condemned by everyone..."

(So ​​it's like the old song "The First Experience of Love": "If you really want to leave and return my photo to me, it will be useless to you, I can give it back to my mother" right?)

(It's just that for the demon, the lyrics have become "Give me my eggshell back"!)

After sneaking back to the seat from the back door of the classroom, Nanke put his elbow on the desk and sorted out the information he got, and got some shocking conclusions:

(Nezha was born from the meat ball. Maybe the so-called meat ball is another kind of egg. If Li Jing is not a demon god, Li Jing's wife is a demon god. If Li Jing's wife is not a demon god, then I understand why Li Jing is not good to Nezha...)

(White Snake is obviously a demon god clan, so maybe she is the same clan as Jade. The son of White Snake and Xu Xian, Xu Shilin, definitely popped out of the egg. His later wins the top scorer, which shows that the Song Dynasty's imperial examinations are enlightened, regardless of whether you are a human, a demon or a shemale person, you can enter the examination room.)

(When Nan Ke first watched "The Legend of the White Snake", he felt sorry for Xu Shilin's failure to form a pair with the Jade Rabbit Spirit. At the end of the TV series, Xu Shilin married his cousin Bilian. Nan Ke didn't like that Bilian very much, but felt that the reason why Xu Shilin wanted to marry her was to avoid being infamous for "not having Bilian".)

(Since Momotaro born from peach has the blood of a demon, it is no surprise that he can defeat evil ghosts. The situation of Dansheng in "The Legend of the Book of Heaven" is similar.)

With the heavy responsibility of protecting the three doomsday seals in Dongshan City (one of which is unknown at the specific location), Nan Ke was unwilling to learn, and he was confused throughout the history class. He suddenly asked Jade curiously:

"After you have experienced so many years of reincarnation, have you personally participated in major events in history? Will you have any impression?"

"I will only remember something particularly important," said Jade. "After all, only the 'knowledge' that is helpful to our survival can be inherited. Other important memories are very vague. Unless there are enough prompts, they will basically be forgotten forever... But I can be sure that I am neither White Snake nor Xiaoqing."

While paralyzing the lower limbs to improve the proficiency of [equivalent exchange], Nanke asked Jade: "It's not counting in the past life, how is your memory in this life? It varies from person to person? Can you remember the lessons taught by the teacher on the podium?"

This time [Equivalent Exchange] is used to enhance the dexterity of the right hand. Sun Xiaogui was shocked when he saw Nan Ke’s right hand turning his pen and flowing, almost reaching the point where he could be on the Spring Festival Gala:

"When did you practice Nanke? Do you still teach your martial arts secrets?"

Nanke gave Sun Xiaogui a perfunctory sentence, and then Jade replied: "There are many places in the Ninja Upanishads that require rote memorization, so I have a certain talent for liberal arts. If Lord Falcon is willing, I can assist you in your liberal arts exam."

(Ahahahaha! Finally, there is Jie Ling who is willing to cheat for me! If I were in ancient times, maybe I could have won the top scorer like Xu Shilin!)

Because Qianxue had a flatly rejected before, when Jade agreed to help, Nanke was overjoyed.

(Hey? Thinking of this, it is very suspicious that Xu Shilin can win the top scorer! If White Snake is a demon god, wouldn’t she get a Dharma King Ring for her son to cheat? Aunt Xiaoqing helped him cheat! All the examiners of the Song Dynasty were cheated!)
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