[087] Killer Chef
After leading Qianxue back to the old house in the east of the city, Nanke found that Uncle Six had repaired the faulty air conditioner and was sleeping soundly in the bedroom on the first floor. The empty wine bottle and chicken bones on the small dining table opposite the bedroom showed that Uncle Six had eaten a lot before going to bed.
"Tsk, it seems that Uncle Six doesn't need to have dinner with us anymore. He eats so irregularly, no wonder he is so fat!"
I went down the stone stairs to the basement, but I heard a strange movement from Xia Chi's Room 2. It seemed that someone was struggling and twisting on the bed, but he was pressed tightly and could not escape.
"Lying down and not moving! If I don't check, how can I confirm whether it has been restored to its original state!"
"It's enough... it's more than enough to recover this trauma with my magic. You don't have to toss and turns like this...uh!"
Jade's moans that were so depressing that Jade was even more aroused the auditory nerves.
"No, this is a very important part, you can't be careless! You have to detect all shapes from all angles and normal to let you go back! Don't look at me being reckless, I am a very responsible person. Since I have been ruined by me, I will be responsible for you to the end!"
"Stop it! Let me put on my clothes! There is footsteps outside, it must be that Lord Fox is back!"
A few minutes later, the door of Room 2 opened from the inside, and Emerald, who had been in a ninja suit, bowed to Nanke to signal, but the crimson on her face did not fade away immediately.
Xia Chi came over to check what delicious food Nan Ke bought. Nan Ke looked inside Room 2 and found that the bed was messy and there were a few bloodstains on the sheets.
In contact with Xia Chi just said, "I will be responsible for you to the end", Nan Ke really couldn't imagine the cause and effect, but he just felt it was quite bad.
"Sister, what are you doing?"
The genius of Qianxue could not guess what happened between Xia Chi and Jade. She pinched her waist with her hands and acted like a presiding judge.
"It's nothing," Xia Chi looked at the beef in the plastic bag and his eyes shining, and replied casually, "It's just that when I helped Jade untickle the rope, I accidentally cut off her..."
Jade quickly covered Xia Chi's mouth from behind, looking at her shameless and angry expression. If Xia Chi was still an enemy, in order to stop Xia Chi, she continued to say that she could pull out the ninja knife and cut Xia Chi's throat.
After stopping Xia Chi from publicly proclaiming it, Jade told Qian Xue about the tragic incident that happened to him. Qian Xue sneered and waved to Nan Ke and said:
"Mr. Ke, please lift the law of the emperor you just issued to jade... You don't know how much suffering you have suffered because of this jade. Jade is a ring spirit within a hundred generations and is more scrupulous. You should be more cautious in issuing the law of the emperor to her in the future."
Although I didn't understand what was going on, seeing Jade blushing like that probably involved privacy, Nanke did not ask too much and happily lifted the previous order of the Emperor.
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That night, Jade lay in her room and reviewed what had happened for a day. Although she suffered a lot, she was still very content in the end.
At least she can sleep in the bed at night without having to stand guard or kneel. The feeling of her body being stuck in the soft bed is quite beautiful, which makes her feel at ease and sleepy.
"Qianxue is indeed a bit scary, but she also thinks about the whole team. Xia Chi is always helping him out of his rashness, but he has no malice... The most important thing is that the Emperor of the Falcon is very reasonable. I will not be afraid at all when I am by his side. Instead, I will be worried if I am far away from him..."
Jade has been reincarnated in Japan for many times in recent times and has been deeply influenced by Japanese traditional culture. Japanese people generally do not like the number 4. The reason why Chinese people do not like the number 4 is the same as "death" in Japanese. Many Japanese apartments do not have room 4, and room 5 is directly next to room 3.
Although Jade was assigned to Room 4 in the basement, she did not mind at all, for nothing, just because Nanke's Room 1 is directly opposite Room 4. If there is any danger in Lord Francis, Jade can open the door and rush straight to protect him.
Xia Chi has the habit of sleeping naked. Since she has a separate room, she can sleep naked every day. Anyway, she can do "naked battles" with angels. In comparison, sleeping naked is just a small fight. Qianxue's dress was originally a pajama style, and she didn't feel any incongruous when she was wearing it directly on the bed.
In contrast, Jade lies in thick ninja clothes and clothes, just to be able to react quickly when a situation occurs. For the same reason, the ninja knife on her back was untied by her and held it in front of her chest. By doing so, she can also relieve the discomfort on her back.
I remember that when I was practicing ninja, I stayed overnight in the bamboo forest. Jade once fell asleep with a knife, but somehow, she hugged the knife very tightly tonight, as if this was a prop that could stop time, as if she was using it to relieve loneliness, as if she regarded it as someone's arm...
There was nothing wrong all night, Jade, who had already grown a biological clock, got up at 5 o'clock in the morning. With good expectations for the future, she planned to prepare breakfast for Nanke who needed to go to school. If Qianxue and Xia Chi got up, they would have their share.
However, Jade knew a long time ago that she could not become a cooking master. Although her knife skills in removing puffer fish glands are no less than some famous Japanese chefs, she has fatal shortcomings in the kitchen.
She can only prepare cold food, or use a toaster or microwave to heat food. A gas stove is a tool that she cannot use.
Snakes are as afraid of fire as most wild animals. Although Jade knows that the flames of gas stoves cannot hurt itself, those hot flames will cause Jade to secrete trace toxins from its body surface and enter a state of preparation. If these trace toxins accumulate over the years, they will have adverse effects on those who eat jade dishes, and even poison diners unconsciously... This is a veritable "fatal" disadvantage of Jade in the kitchen.
In view of this, Jade prepared bread, milk, and ham slices for Nanke without flame heating. If anyone gets up early and sees a female ninja busy with her kitchen knife in her kitchen, she will inevitably have the illusion of time and space traveling.
Qianxue was the first to get up among the three lazy people. She rubbed her eyes and saw Jade preparing breakfast. She was satisfied and confused about Jade avoiding using gas stoves. Until Jade explained the reason why she could not touch the gas stove.
"What! I thought someone had finally cooked, but you ended up being half a bottle of vinegar! You can only eat the hot food you make yourself, right?"
Jade first "shush" at Qianxue, asking Qianxue not to wake up Nanke who was still sleeping, and then replied softly: "If I don't touch the food after turning on the open flame, I should also try some simple recipes, but there are safety risks..."
"Forget it," Qianxue waved her hand, "I will find a way for full-time chef. You don't have to force yourself. Before Nanke wakes up, you should take off your underwear first."
"What, what!?" Jade couldn't believe his ears, "Qianxue, what did you say? Why did I take off my own before Lord Falcon wakes up..."
"Hmph, because there's always a chance that Ke will eat you before breakfast!"
Qianxue joked and said seriously: "In order to make Mr. Ke familiar with the magic of the snake ring and also familiar with Mr. Ke's school environment, I decided to let him take you to school today, of course, by putting you in the ring... The underwear you borrowed from Sister Xia Chi was far less than 7 days and it was not time to become half-spirited. If you don't take it off in advance, I don't care about the 'fallen leaves in the wind' that happened yesterday."
Jade was shocked and knew that Qianxue was doing her best to avoid the embarrassment she had liked yesterday, so she nodded and agreed.
(Although the internal vacuum is shameful, it is not important to protect the emperor from going to school. I will definitely get a complete 7 days in the future.)
Seeing that Qianxue got up, Jade began to prepare breakfast for Qianxue and Xia Chi. Qianxue looked at Jadee's busy back and said:
"My sister's inner garment style is not suitable for you. Our team has a public online shopping account registered with the ID card of Ke Zong. You can choose the style and size of inner garment online and I'll pay for you."
Jade was about to say that she didn't need to choose, Qianxue reminded her:
"Semi-spirited materialization is a time-consuming and laborious process. Wouldn't it be too stupid to not choose your favorite style? Also, don't forget what I told you yesterday. The positioning of the Emperor's personal maid is the Emperor. Can you guarantee that the Emperor will never have the chance to see your inner garment? If you let him see the old style of the unappetizing inner garment, isn't it equivalent to disrespect for him?"
"This..." Jade was speechless by Qianxue, so he had to let Qianxue write his online shopping account and login password on paper, and promised to choose the right style by himself if he had time in the evening.
Of course, Qianxue did not tell anyone, including Nanke, that if you want to buy things online, you must go through the approval of Lord Qianxue.
===Scrap iron separation line===
Chapter completed!