[079] Heaven Judgment Michael's Sword
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Nan Ke was already very satisfied with Qianxue and Xia Chi, but Jade always called Nan Ke "Mr. Fernandes" and "Mr. Fernandes" and Jade stubbornly called Nan Ke "Mr. Fernandes and Natural attitude made Nan Ke feel that Jade seemed to be an ancient personal maid.
"That... I don't know exactly what you mean by 'childishness', but when I play games, I often choose to be orderly and kind-hearted. I should be a bit far from 'evil', right?"
"If he becomes an evil force, he is not qualified to protect the seal of doomsday," Qianxue reminded. "At that time, just standing here will make the sin pattern spread wildly. What are his face and position to save his parents?"
Jade looked at the Doomsday Seal with sin patterns intertwined under the tempered glass of the round table, and nodded as if he had some clarity.
Speaking of the Seal of Protection of Doomsday, Nanke remembered that he should get a broken ring for Chen Tianhao. Although he has been cynical for a long time, he has always been a person who has made great promises. When World of Warcraft was topped at level 60, he promised his priest friend to help him wipe the "Shadow Eye" so that he could not sleep all night.
"But the ancient pampered book that Uncle Six picked out is too obscure..." Nanke patted the ancient book on the desktop, "Even if the Emperor Ring can make me understand the Hebrew text above, I can't understand how the teleportation spells recorded above work. How should I activate the African teleportation stone and go to the ogres... No, go to the cannibal tribe to get back a gun with a broken ring?"
When he thinks about World of Warcraft that he hasn't played in recent days, Nanke almost refers to the cannibals as the ogre that often appears in the game.
"Can I take a look?" The closest Jade asked Nanke for his consent, and Nanke nodded, so Jade took the parchment book over and read it carefully.
Jade pursed her lips and looked at lines after lines, but she had never been exposed to many magic books in her previous life. If it were the Ninja Upanishads, she might still be able to understand them.
Nanke suddenly noticed that compared with Xia Chi's short shirt and hot pants and Qianxue's thin dress, the Emerald Ninja obediently wrapped around her neck and her feet, looking very easy to sweat.
"A jade, aren't you hot? Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't fight and wear cooler... Or do you particularly like ninja clothes? Just like Xia Chi and Qianxue's clothes will never be changed?"
Nanke never saw Xia Chi and Qianxue take off their clothes and wash them, but most of the time their clothes are always kept very clean. Even if they do dirty work or are damaged during the battle and stained with blood, they will basically recover the next day.
There was an evil emperor like Yuoro Ishii, and Jade thought a lot. She was not sure whether Nanke really felt hot or suggested that she wear less in the future... At this time, Qianxue spoke to relieve her.
"Stupid... No, Mr. Ke, it's actually not just a demon god. Among those who are capable, it is very common to use spiritual power to regulate body temperature. For example, the Buddhist Tantric [Kundalinus Destiny] can make practitioners shirtless in winter without feeling cold. You can do it after training. In addition to being able to adjust the temperature by yourself, there is a reason Jade and we always wear the same clothes. This morning you also asked me if the Dharma King Ring can be used as a "storage ring", but it was interrupted by Uncle Six, right?"
"That's right!" Nanke said with great enthusiasm, "For example, the parchment book that Jade is holding in his hand. Since her ninja knife can be recalled with her, then can I recall this book with her to the ring now? In this way, I also have the 'storage ring' that is often mentioned in the cultivation novels?"
"It's a big brain, but unfortunately it's impossible." Qianxue commented. "The reason why we were recalled to the ring is ultimately because we are one with the ring."
"The Ninja Knife is not a part of the Emerald body, right?" Nanke asked.
"That's it," Qianxue continued to explain, "Compared with the [present world] on earth, the demon world and the heavenly world are also part of the [spiritual world], while the demon gods and angels are different from humans. When the spiritual creatures come into contact with an object that appears for a long time and use their own spiritual power to immerse this object, they can turn it into the extension of their own spiritual power. In terms of the ring spirit, they can be recalled to the inside of the Dharma King Ring as they are."
While Nanke was chewing on these proprietary nouns, Qianxue added: "This object must be a lifeless dead object and cannot be too large. To make them semi-spirited, the ring spirit and they must remain in touch for more than seven days... Now you understand why the Emperor Ring cannot be used as a storage ring, right?"
"It turns out that it is not just the jade ninja sword, but the clothes on your body have also been transformed into semi-spirited substances?" Nan Ke suddenly realized, "This is why no matter how damage you are in the battle, you have a way to repair your clothes with spiritual power?"
"That's right," Xia Chi interrupted with a smile, "and it doesn't need to be washed, blood, dust, etc. can be removed with magic. It's especially suitable for lazy people like me."
Nanke complained: You are comparable to a gorilla when you do heavy lifting work. You are not lazy at all, you are just too lazy to wash clothes, right?
"If we are not afraid of consuming magic power, we can become clean without taking a bath." Qianxue decided to completely relieve Nanke's doubts, "This is the difference between spiritual creatures and non-spiritual creatures."
Nanke's expression seemed to be sold.
"Since that's the case, there is no shower equipment upstairs. Why did you spend so much money to repair a large bathroom in the basement? Can you be clean without taking a shower?"
Qianxue pouted dissatisfiedly.
"I used Sister Sima's bank card, and I didn't spend your money! Besides, how can I feel comfortable in the bathtub when using magic to clean myself? And I wasting magic without restraint, one day I would cry for my foolish behavior!"
"Hey, isn't it possible to cry bitterly if you waste money without restraint?"
Qianxue said disdainfully: "Money is just the difference between poverty and wealth, magic is related to life and death! Maybe only a little bit of magic is missing, you can defeat the enemy! Let me tell you, when facing a battle, there will be no demon god who will consume magic power to do meaningless things casually. If our semi-spiritual clothes are damaged in the battle, we will choose to slowly repair them after the battle is over, and there will never be a stupid guy who spends magic to 'fighting clothes'!"
"In addition, because our clothes are semi-spirited magic extensions, some demons will in turn decompose their clothes in order to achieve a small increase in magic power in order to achieve the jargon of 'instant nude'..."
"Enough!" Nanke complained, "The heroic ghosts in "Street Fighter" will 'instant jail kill', will you 'instant nude kill'? In order to defeat the enemy, you are too ignorant, right? Only shameless male demons will use it, right?"
"Who said?" Xia Chi was not ashamed but proud to point his thumb at himself. "I just did it when the battle with the twelve angels of the court was in a stalemate. Although the spiritual power did not improve too much, they were scared to death! Unfortunately, the Archangel Michael did not take this trick. He used the sword technique that fell from the sky, and actually inserted me from the chrysanthemum to the heart and then nailed me to the ground..."
Jade sat next to Xia Chi and felt his tailbone cold, while Qianxue's face was covered in black and blocked Xia Chi: "Sister, stop talking. Do you think I rarely mention the Zoroastrian war in front of others. What is the main reason?"
The reason why Xia Chi and Qianxue were able to tell the various details of this battle was not that they inherited the memories of that life, but that Xia Chi's "return to the first generation" was considered a major event among the demon gods. This matter is so famous that it was used by many demon gods as a topic of conversation after dinner, and they were talked about it with relish. Some unreliable versions were even misrepresented that Xia Chi was raped and then killed by Michael.
In the 7th century AD, when Zoroastrianism was about to decline, such conversations were common in taverns in the demon world:
"Have you heard it? The experience of the Fire Demon God is so terrible! Isn't it just trying to return to the first generation? He was treated like that! Michael, a beast that is inferior to pigs and dogs! There are also the twelve angels of protection... They just gather in a circle to watch. What you protect is the back-tempered flower!"
In short, after listening to the personal confession of Xia Chi, Nanke felt that the "Sword of Paradise Judgment Michael" in the DOTA game was not sacred at all.
Chapter completed!