[051] Why did the Chinese teacher die early?
On Monday, Li Lan sat in the middle of the classroom of Class 3 (3) in high school. When she saw Nan Ke running to school listlessly, sitting in the window next to her, she couldn't tell what it felt like.
According to the information obtained by Li Lan, Nanke renovated his old house in the east of the city into the headquarters of the bunker. His two ring spirits - Qian Xue and Xia Chi - have basically stayed in the old house in the past few days with Nanhualong and the orangutan king to decorate the details together, and it seems that they are still purchasing and ordering furniture.
"Don't keep the ring spirit with you, thinking that you can protect yourself by keeping 50% of the authorization. Should you say you are stupid or arrogant?"
"Hmph, a humble human like you, I really don't know why Beverons and the devil Bar value you so much... I clearly crush you like crushing a bug, but I actually want me to win you first! Just surveillance you is already very upset!"
Li Lan couldn't control her emotions a little, and suddenly pinched the automatic pencil in her hand in half.
"Squad leader, use mine! Use my pencil!"
"Get out! We have been waiting for Alan's pencil to have a problem, and we have been waiting for a full week!"
"Tsk, your pencils are definitely not suitable for girls, and you are so disgusting. Since you are planning to lend Alan, you have been contaminated by touching and licking them long ago? My pencil is still not opened!"
“滚开!你想挨揍吗!为什么借给阿岚的铅笔我就要又摸又舔?又不是阿岚借给我的铅笔……”
Li Lan sat in front, back, left and right. In order to compete for the power to lend Li Lan the pencil, they almost fought in class.
"Don't bark in my ears! The air you exhaled is spraying, it's so disgusting!"
Li Lan, who was in a irritable mood, scolded these boys who tried to flatter him without any mercy.
These boys have long regarded themselves as loyal dogs (known as the "Four Famous Dogs"). They were scolded and were not ashamed but proud. Nanke felt that they were just about to squat on the floor around Li Lan, sticking out their tongues and sticking out their claws and barking.
In the eyes of the four famous dogs, Li Lan is as cute as the heroine of an idol drama. Whenever Li Lan's long black hair flows down her shoulders moves with the wind, their little hearts tremble in irresistible.
Most boys in Class 2 (3) of high school basically have this kind of virtue.
This is not the case with Nanke.
Nan Ke admitted that Li Lan was the only beautiful girl seen in the world just by looking at her appearance, and it was false to say that he was not moved at all.
However, from the day Li Lan transferred to school, Nan Ke suspected that Li Lan was a spy sent by the enemy. Even if the purpose was not to poison herself, it was to open the seal of doomsday and to destroy it in the school.
Even though Nanke has not found evidence that Li Lan is a spy for more than a week, it is impossible for him to like Li Lan no matter what.
Not to mention that Li Lan is not as shy as a 14 or 5-year-old girl should have. She showed her sharpness and took away Wang Xueman's position as the squad leader as soon as she came up. She is still pointed at the girls who support Wang Xueman behind her back.
And unlike other male classmates who have sperm brains, Nanke has something unique to worry about.
The clues to finding the missing parents were finally a little bit, but at best I only knew the true identity of my father and the seven mentioned in my mother's letters did not refer to seven dragon balls.
The son of the Exorcist sounds more fashionable than the son of the archaeologist, but since his father is the inspector of the Exorcist Asia branch and sounds like he is at least a senior cadre of the "Seven Warriors Sea", why no one went to look for his father after he disappeared, and even his family did not notify him?
Or did you actually notify my grandfather? My grandfather concealed the news from me like burning my mother's letter? My grandfather should also be the heir to Solomon's Blood, but my grandfather does not seem to be an exorcist. At least he has never seen my grandfather and his father go out to "archaeology out".
Countless mysteries need to be solved by Nanke, and he has only solved the problem of funding for purchasing new furniture in the old house.
After the gold bars that the sixth uncle stole from Africa, there was nothing left to be decorated. In order to buy furniture that Qianxue would not be disliked and to allow the old house to be put into use as the general command center as soon as possible, Nanke had no choice but to borrow usury from Sima Ling.
"Xiao Nan, it is a serious matter for you to decorate the old house in the east of the city. As my sister, I should help you very much... But who told you to 'Sima' every day, 'Sima' to call me? It seems that you will lose a piece of meat when you call me 'Sima'. That is, when I was almost beaten to death by Gu Kangming, you admitted that I was your sister with a little conscience... In short, you can take this bank card back, but it's usury!"
"Ha? You ask how to calculate interest? Interest is your dignity! Before paying back the money, every time you see me, you must add the word "sister"! Once, if you dare not add it, you will be in a mess!"
In any case, with Sima Ling's assistance, the details of the old house in the east of the city should be more classy. Qianxue, a little girl, is also very good at pleaseing Sima Ling, and she "sister" one by one, fooling Sima Ling so hard that she directly recognized Qianxue as her godsister. Nan Ke thought about it, and if he had known that he would not have come forward, he would have asked Qianxue to ask Sima Ling directly, there might be no need to borrow usury.
After receiving the aid funds from his sister Sima Ling, Qianxue became the main designer of the basement details decoration, and seemed to have purchased very expensive Burmese teak floors as soon as she made a move.
From the perspective of Uncle Liu's (scam) contractor, teak is the only wood that can experience seawater erosion and sunlight without bending and cracking. At the same time, it is insect-proof, moisture-proof, corrosion-resistant, and has a natural mellow fragrance. It has always been the first choice for interiors of luxurious palaces, high-end villas, luxury cruise ships, high-end yachts, and luxury cars in the world.
I'm sorry, Qianxue, do you want to decorate our basement into an underground palace? I heard that the tiles you bought are of the same level as Burmese teak, and you really don't regard the money from your sister's fucking sister as money!
Qianxue has her unique explanation for this:
"Myanmar teak is also known as the 'blood tree'. Laying this kind of floor in the basement will not only reduce future maintenance costs, but also have a good spell bonus to the [Blood Enchantment], which cannot be saved."
Nanke was skeptical. He asked at the time: "The tiles of more than 2,000 yuan per square meter laid in the bathroom and kitchen also have an additive effect on the [blood barrier]?"
Qianxue replied without changing her face: "No, but I prefer the color of this tiles."
Seeing that the basement, which had only been painted with white walls, became more and more like a palace, Nan Ke was calculating in his mind that the daily expenses would be doubled. He felt that if this continued, he wanted to repay Sima Ling's usury loan, so he had to go to Africa with his sixth uncle to steal gold bars...
In a depressed mood, Nanke tried to cheat in Chinese class. He used [Solomon Key·Equivalent Exchange] to paralyze his lower limbs, intending to improve his intelligence to a higher level so that he could write the propositional essay "One Hundred Literary Works That Influenced Me" without any effort.
As a result, intelligence is not arm strength, it is not a very clear and intuitive concept. After Nanke used [Equivalent Exchange], he did not seem to turn himself into a top student who is good at writing essays. Instead, he seemed to have simply expanded his mind and kept him in an excited state similar to a manic mental patient.
So the last essay was written by Nanke as a spoof ideational text. Not to mention the various perplexities in it, the "literary works" he listed almost made Teacher Xieding, who taught Chinese.
"One Hundred Literary Works Influenced Nanke" includes:
"Harry Potter and the Legend of the Phoenix"
"Lu Zhishen Drifting"
"Dulala's Reproduction"
"Starbucks Fairy"
"The Battle of the Sterile"
"Electronic Horror"
"Tomb Raiders"
"Twilight City Manager"
"Tiannong Eight Ministry"
"Spongebob"
...
There are also words and sentences at the end of the composition:
"Although the Japanese movie "Hong Qigong of Loyal Dog" is touching, Lu Shuren's literary works are more thought-provoking. For example, "The Crazy Japanese" is very profound. In order to write this novel, Lu Shuren has many Japanese people during his study in Japan..."
Teacher Xieding, who had recovered after taking three quick-acting heart-saving pills, ordered Nan Ke to recite his composition in class very angrily. Nan Ke, who had recovered his "normal intelligence", read this composition. It felt really shameful to play. His best friend Sun Xiaogui was so happy that he lay on the table and breathed.
"Nanke is getting more and more outrageous. He hasn't been so vulgar before..."
The girls sitting in front of Wang Xueman whispered.
"By the way, Nanke has not allowed Lord Huang Ye to send him to school recently. Is Lord Huang Ye really the name Huang Ye? Could this name also been compiled by Nanke?"
Listening to Nan Ke read this spoof composition in a bad tone is a double torture for Li Lan.
She is familiar with the culture of human society, so she understands why everyone is amused by Nan Ke, but she looks down on this kind of low-level humor that is misleading and has no meaning. She resists not letting herself be amused by Nan Ke, which makes her expression very interesting, as if someone has a piece of rice cake in her mouth that can't be swallowed.
At the same time, Li Lan believes that Nan Ke is completely a "funny" among humans. As the secret weapon of the [Destroying Sect] and as an existence whose combat power is second only to the first generation of demon gods, she actually has to mingle with such funny people every day and try to get close to him. This is simply an insult to her "model character".
On the other hand, after Nan Ke finished reading his composition with a blushing face and a rough neck, he was finally able to sit back on the chair.
"There is no way, this is to be familiar with the use of [Solomon Key]. The price you have to pay to become stronger is nothing. It is much better to lose your life because you are not familiar with the engraving one day in the future."
Nanke comforted himself like this when the get out of class was over.
At least, he can now be very skilled in the lower limb paralysis.
Chapter completed!