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【477】 Low-level assistant

"Is that okay?" Coco thought Wang Xueman was overreacting, "It's better than leaving bugs on your chest! What's the point when I touch it?"

Coco means that everyone is a girl, and physical contact is no big deal. Wang Xueman thinks that Nan Ke is so strange today. He obviously respects himself more, is more patient and gentle on weekdays.

(Did I make a big fuss about Nanke annoyed? Or did the famous detective have a deep meaning in any action. He played the bug and wanted to hint to me, but I was too stupid to understand it?)

Wang Xueman, who likes to think too much, has been worried all morning and has specially consulted Li Lan for this. Li Lan knew that the porcelain clay golem was a woman and did not care.

"It's nothing great. Nanke is absent-minded in doing things these two days, most of which is because of endocrine disorders. Just treat it as her having her period!"

Wang Xueman was stunned: "Men... men will also have their period?"

Li Lan was stopped and paused and said, "In short, men will have several days in a month. Grandpa Bi said that it is called 'menstrual period'..."

At this time, Li Lan realized the benefit of using pseudonyms to call each other. In this way, even if he missed, Wang Xueman would not hear the name Bifrons.

During lunch break, Keke and Sun Xiaogui ate a big pot rice in the cafeteria. Today's main dishes are potatoes, beans, minced meat, eggplant, and scrambled carrots. How bad is it? The porcelain clay golem is a body that will not die even if you eat arsenic directly. After eating three bites, she immediately wanted to vomit.

"Your sister!" Coco pulled out a nylon-like bean thread from his mouth and said deeply, "Apart from the time I went to the cinema to watch "Tiny Times", my stomach has never been so uncomfortable!"

The reason why Nanke once went to the cinema with Sun Xiaogui to watch "Tiny Times" was because Sun Xiaogui made a prize-winning answer sheet on a certain website and got two movie tickets for "Tiny Times". The two felt that it was a waste not to use it, so they simply went to the cinema to see how bad it was. As a result, they felt deeply uncomfortable after not watching it for 20 minutes, and they left the stage early to save their lives.

"Isn't it bad? I told an Australian female netizen that our school's cafeteria is not something that people eat. She actually refuted that Chinese food is recognized by the world and she is determined not to believe it!"

Chen Tianhao met Keke again in the cafeteria. Keke vaguely felt that Chen Tianhao was following him, but there was no real evidence.

"How about going to eat mutton skewers tonight? I'll treat you!" Chen Tianhao patted Keke on the shoulder and invited Keke and Sun Xiaogui.

Sun Xiaogui pushed away the potato-roasted beans in front of him and laughed: "Brother Hao wants to treat me, of course I have to give face, but the price of mutton has increased recently. I heard that some illegal vendors use duck meat, pigeon meat, and even rat meat to sell it as mutton..."

"Don't be afraid!" Chen Tianhao waved his hand and patted his chest and promised, "I have a little brother who is allergic to mutton. His mouth will swollen as soon as he eats mutton. Every time we eat mutton, we will bring him with him every time we eat it. The more swollen his mouth is, the more we feel at ease! The same is true this time..."

"Damn, I didn't see that Brother Hao, you are so bad!" Keke commented, "Don't wait until the evening. You can invite me and Sun Xiaogui to eat now. I think the food in the cafeteria today is very unpalatable. If you continue eating, you may get food poisoning."

Coco is by no means an exaggeration. It can make the porcelain clay golem feel stomachache. It is no longer as simple as "whether it tastes good or not", but a question of "whether it is poisonous".

Before teaming up to eat barbecue, Keke deliberately raised the volume to discuss this matter, which aroused the greed of many people present. Given that the food today was too unpalatable, the students went to the off-campus snack street to have a small number of teeth-beating festivals. There were very few people who were actually staying in the cafeteria. The chefs and the dish-sharing aunt were very annoyed by this. They tried it themselves to prove that the food was fine. As a result, they had a stomachache for a week and went to the hospital to drip water to completely heal.

Compared to cocoa that was skewers outside, Nanke and others ate vegetarian food at noon, but the vegetarian food produced by Pepe is of royal quality. The taste is guaranteed, but Nanke just released blood and hopes to eat foods such as liver tips and stir-fried waist flowers to replenish vitality.

"Do you need to order takeout for dinner?" Nanke suggested, "Everyone wants to eat, just say whatever they want. They don't have to order takeout in a restaurant... By the way, Jade. Do you still want to eat fried frogs?"

When everyone was staring at curiously, Jade shook her head blushed. She didn't want to emphasize her snake clan attributes, especially in front of Sima Ling, a human.

In contrast, Xia Chike was not shy at all. She ordered various meat dishes such as pot buns of meat, Orleans roasted wings, braised elbows, beer ducks, etc., as if she had starved to death in her previous life.

Nan Ke was drowsy after being drained by Qianxue. He wanted to supervise Qianxue's entire process of creating golemn guards, but then he couldn't stand it, so he took a nap for a while. He got up to the bathroom around 3 pm, but found that Qianxue's room door was open and a penguin was sweeping the floor at the door.

"Oh, it's quite capable..."

Nanke thought he hadn't woken up yet, so he turned a blind eye at first. However, after he came back from the bathroom, he found that the penguin was still cleaning, and was sweating with a broom that grew twice as big as himself.

"Damn what the hell is this! Where did the penguin come from? Qianxue, did you stolen it from the Dongshan Zoo? Did you use the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty to force it to learn to sweep the floor?"

Qianxue, who was sitting on a computer chair, turned her head and replied to Nanke in a very serious tone: "Mr. Ke, this is the golem guard I have experimented with! Look, it will sweep the floor, isn't it good?"

"Good sister! What I want is a golem guard with attack power, not a golem penguin with short hands and short feet and sweeping efficiency 100 times lower than Zhuo Yun! You are all out of your own bad taste, right? Because your sister has a Sharoman Snake as a pet, you also want to have a penguin as a pet, right?"

Qianxue seemed to have not heard Nan Ke’s complaints, pointed his palm upward at the penguin and introduced: “Mr. Ke, its name is ‘Penguin Golem No. 1’. Just call it a penguin if you are troublesome. I will be my low-level assistant in the future. Please take care of it.”

Speaking of the image of this penguin, it looks very much like the penguin nicknamed "Rookie" in the animated movie "The Penguin in Madagascar". Nanke recalled that the two ceramic penguins he bought for Chisue in Ginza, Japan were exactly this style, and he couldn't help but feel an ominous premonition in his heart.
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