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【436】Thousand Snow Turns into a Far Star

After a series of incredible events, Nanke believed that the director of Dongshan Zoo might be really capable. In order not to let the director know that there are snake girl and sheep girl who are of great exhibition value hidden in his home, Nanke led Xia Chi and Qianxue to evacuate quickly after lunch. The three of them stood next to the busy main road to take a taxi.

"Is the experience of relaxing today okay?" Nan Ke asked Xia Chi and Qianxue with both hands in his pockets. Xia Chi bulged his cheeks and did not answer, as if he continued to be careful with Nan Ke. Qianxue was holding a vanilla ice cream that Nan Ke had just bought for him to remove the plastic packaging.

(Qianxue acted quite freely, but Xia Chi hadn't untied her heart! No, I can't make the atmosphere so serious, I have to make some jokes to make everyone relax!)

So Nan Ke reached out to Qianxue's back and pointed his hand, pretending to be surprised and said, "Look at what that is!"

When Qianxue eats sweets (or is about to eat sweets), her IQ and vigilance are the lowest. After hearing Nanke's shout, she turned back and looked back. Nanke took the opportunity to start the [Equivalent Exchange] and took the opportunity to take action like lightning and snatch the precious ice cream from Qianxue's hands.

"Bad guy! Return the ice cream to me!"

After discovering that the silver-haired little loli immediately rushed towards Nanke. Because she was not tall enough, she could only raise her head and hit Nanke's chest with two small fists. It was really a huge contrast to the calm and calm military advisor's posture on weekdays.

This kind of Qianxue made Nanke unable to help bully her, so Nanke carried the ice cream higher with his left hand, and then pressed the sun hat on Qianxue's head with his right hand, making Qianxue's eyes blocked by the sun hat and could not see what was ahead.

"You dare to tease me! Today, the reputation values ​​of 16 ice creams have all been zeroed! Do you know if they are zeroed!"

Seeing that his sister was bullied like this, Xia Chi came over to seize the ice cream from Nanke's hand. Nanke intended to tease the two sisters, so he raised his feet and made Xia Chi, who was a few centimeters shorter than him, unable to reach the ice cream.

"Ahhhh, you're so bored. If you continue playing like this, the ice cream will melt!"

Xia Chi, who had good jumping power, competed with Nan Ke with a carp-like fighting spirit like a dragon gate. However, Nan Ke opened the [Solomon's Real Eye] to see Xia Chi's movements clearly. The increased agility value of [Equivalent Exchange] was not in vain. Xia Chi jumped for a long time and was futile.

"Hahaha. Wouldn't it be easier to melt with the fire demon god holding ice cream? Oh, Xia Chi, your motor nerves are not strong enough! I used to think that the athlete level of Physical Art 3 is amazing, but now it seems that's the case. I have opened [Equivalent Exchange] at least equal to you..."

Nanke is transitioning from [ordinary person] to [fitness enthusiast]. His usual physical skills are 1.5, but as long as he turns on [equivalent exchange], he can double to 3. [equivalent exchange] for Nanke is like Sun Wukong's [World King Fist] in "Dragon Ball". The heavier the load the body is, the stronger the exchange power will be. When Nanke used equivalent exchange at any cost, he suppressed Yuuo Ishii, who had 4.5 physical skills in terms of speed.

Xia Chi has always been very confident in physical strength. Now seeing that Nan Ke, a former otaku, dared to laugh at her, her competitive spirit immediately overwhelmed her fear of Nan Ke. She shouted and jumped high, and had a physical collision with Nan Ke in a rebounding posture. Not only to grab the ice cream for her sister to eat, but also to vent the depression accumulated in her heart during this period.

(Very good. Xia Chi's courage to play with me shows that her defensive heart has begun to thaw. Next, just treat her to some delicious food like spicy crabs...)

However, what Nanke really didn't expect was that Xia Chi's movements were too big, and she not only hit Nanke with her elbow. She accidentally hit her sister with her knees. Qianxue was just an ordinary person in Physical Art 1. The sun hat that blocked her eyes was not taken off her head, but was hit by her sister. She couldn't tell the direction and walked a few steps in the middle of the road. When a taxi was rushing to hand over the shift, the driver stepped on the accelerator hard, so she was not tilted...

"Bang! Oh!"

Qianxue was hit in the stomach by a taxi head-on, and screamed and was "launched". To describe it as a limerick, it means: the little loli is light and light, crossing the street without looking at the lights, and the taxi driver comes to help. She flies to space like a meteor.

"Ah! Qianxue!" Xia Chi regretted it and hurriedly observed Qianxue's landing point. He chased her sister in a hurry. At this time, the taxi driver saw that he had hit a little girl. He was probably going to die. He was so scared that he foamed at the mouth and fainted. Fortunately, he still remembered to brake suddenly before fainting.

"Fortunately, Qianxue is a demon god. If she doesn't hurt her heart or brain, she will definitely not die." Nan Ke was still scared. "You can't make fun of it on the road in the future. Even if the demon god is fine, it will be a serious sin to cause a series of car accidents..."

After following Xia Chi, he finally found Qianxue's landing point. The Ice Demon God was very lucky and hit a good-quality telephone pole, and then slid down the telephone pole. Although the sun hat that blocked his sight fell off during the process, the price was that Qianxue's little face was patted red by the telephone pole, and the epidermis of the limbs were slightly damaged.

"Is it okay? It's all my fault! If I hadn't hit you..." Xia Chi apologized desperately while squatting beside Qianxue to check Qianxue's worn knees.

Qianxue was sitting on the asphalt road and her butt was burned so hard that her nose hit the telephone pole. Now she was so sore that she wanted to shed tears. She complained angrily to Nanke, who was jogging over: "It's all Mr. Ke! If you don't buckle my hat down, how could I not see the road? Fortunately, I was knocked away. If I was caught under the wheel and hurt my heart or brain, I just explained it!"

In fact, Qianxue could completely freeze herself in hard ice during the crisis. She said that she might be killed by a car, which was exaggerated, and of course she wanted to make Nanke feel even more guilty.

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have had a fuss with you on the road. I will never do it next time." Nanke handed over the ice cream that I had been holding in my hand. "I just used the cold air to cool it down, but it hasn't melted yet. You can eat it while it's cold."

"Can I send me away with an ice cream?" Qianxue's eyebrows stood up, "Have you ever put your heart in my shoes? Do you know how much spiritual harm I suffered in the moment I was hit by a car? Have you ever thought about the penguins living on the iceberg when the Titanic hit an iceberg??"

"Hey, why should I pay attention to the mood of those penguins? I am not an employee of Tencent! And the Titanic was sunk by the Arctic ice floes! There are no penguins in the Arctic! If you don't eat this ice cream, I'll eat it!"

"Who, who allows you to eat? Give it to me!" Qianxue rushed over and grabbed the ice cream in her hand. Nanke deliberately did not dodge, otherwise he would not succeed at Qianxue's speed.

After this small episode, Nanke's relationship with the Binghuo sisters was further repaired. Seeing that Nanke was still funny, Xia Chi did not show any grudge at all when he elbowed him. He gradually felt that Nanke would not become a tentacle monster for a while, and that he and his sister could be protected.

As for the loli's fate, several pedestrians were lucky enough to see this surreal scene, but later people did not find blood on the pole, nor did they find bodies on the ground. So despite alarming the program "Attack on Science", experts explained that this was a collective hallucination, an illusion caused by low air pressure, and a collective hysteria.
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