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【379】 Male soup or female soup?

The porcelain clay golem was destroyed, and Sima Ling was thinking about creating a new "female" clay golem. The reason why Li Lan and Liu Qianpeng kept this secret is unknown. Nanke decided to complete the trial mission as soon as possible and leave Japan so as to go back and clean up the mess in Dongshan City.

When it was a little late, Nanke was bored in the hotel room, so he went to Tokyo with (copycat) Spider-Man Nick. Of course, Qianxue also carried it with him in the White Ring.

These days, I have to have room service every day in the hotel room and have eaten several Japanese dishes. Although Nanke thought the taste was good, he couldn't help but miss the Chinese food that tasted from his hometown.

In fact, Japanese cuisine is polarized. Famous stores use Hokkaido fresh fish and Kobe beef, which are naturally good and expensive. If it is not a famous store, rice is the cheapest rice, vegetables are imported from China, and meat comes from the United States, Australia, and Canada.

Many Chinese people think that foreign moons are full, but American meat has clenbuterol, because it is legal to use clenbuterol in the United States. The United States also forced Ben to admit that clenbuterol is legal and had to buy it - this is the helplessness of having troops stationed in other countries on the country.

Nanke and Nick walked side by side between the lights and wine, Nanke said depressedly:

"I eat illegal clenbuterol in China. You eat legal clenbuterol in the United States. Now we are in Japan and eat both legal and illegal clenbuterol in Japan... Can we really love clenbuterol?"

There was a Chinese restaurant with carved beams and painted pillars and red painted porch open on the street. There were dozens of posters that claimed to be "authentic" outside the restaurant. Nanke missed his hometown dishes, so he summoned Qianxue from the ring and wanted to take Qianxue and Nick to eat Chinese cuisine.

"Does the demon also need to eat three meals a day?" Nick was very curious about Qianxue. "Why did I hear that they don't know how hungry and full they are like goldfish. If they feed too much, they will be able to die of dying..."

"You are the goldfish! Your whole family is a goldfish!"

Qianxue lifted her polar bear slippers and stepped hard at Nick's foot, causing the latter to "woosh" and show a painful expression.

Since the Exorcist organization only accepts the [residual ring] but does not accept the Dharma King Ring, the new people generally lack relevant knowledge of the demon gods, and there are all kinds of strange rumors. There are even rumors that the Dharma King and the Ring Spirit make a covenant the same way as the witch and the demon make a covenant, and they both have sex with each other at special rituals.

Nick has also heard of the last rumor, but Qianxue's appearance only looks like a 10-year-old girl, and since she came to Japan, Nanke has often treated her guests. Nick is embarrassed to ask if she eats her short mouth.

After two young men and a young girl sat on the dining table, Nanke asked the waiter to bring the menu in the host's posture. As a result, although the waiter was an Asian face, he could not understand Nanke's Mandarin, so Nanke had to say it again in English.

The waiter of the Chinese restaurant couldn't understand Chinese, and Nanke suddenly had no hope for the other party's "authenticity". He took the menu and flipped it casually, and saw beggar chicken in the "Special Dishes" column.

"Hey? There is actually a beggar chicken?" Nan Ke, who had no hope at first, was quite surprised. "Give me a beggar chicken! I have to let foreign friends taste the essence of Chinese food..."

Although Nick wears a broken ring and can understand the menu, understanding the meaning of the word does not mean that he can understand Chinese culture. The three words "beggar chicken" are understood by him as "chicken eaten by beggars". The name alone is definitely not as tall as "Beijing Roast Duck" and it can arouse appetite.

Maybe it's just a weird name but it tastes delicious, right? Nick thought to myself. I also ate a dish of female chicken (boy chicken) in a Chinese restaurant in the United States. When I first saw the name of the dish, I was really shocked...

Of course, the three of them could not just order the beggar chicken. Nan Ke's eyes swept down the menu, and soon saw "bandit duck", "king crab", and "rogue rabbit" behind the beggar chicken...

"I'll just go! I've heard of bandit ducks and king crabs, but what the hell is a rogue rabbit? Isn't it just a spicy rabbit head when I look at the pictures? Is it so randomly named? I believe it or not, the Korean rogue rabbit protection association sues you for infringement!"

After having an inauthentic meal at an "authentic Chinese restaurant", Nanke, who originally wanted to show off Chinese food culture, felt frustrated, but American Nick praised it. Nanke felt that he had mostly eaten too much clenbuterol in the United States, and now he has eaten the familiar clenbuterol in Japan, which tastes the taste of his hometown.

"A hundred steps after a meal can make you live ninety-nine." Because Qin Qi, the first Senate, is a Chinese, and has lived for more than 300 years of health preservation, many people in the Exorcist organization believe in Chinese folk remedies and regard various Chinese health preservation as treasures. In order to "live twice as long", Nick suggested that Nanke and Qianxue take a walk with him after a meal.

Qianxue was wearing slippers under her feet, and she soon became tired from walking on the street. At the same time, she didn't like the curious gaze that pedestrians cast at her.

"There is an ice cream shop here, I want to go in and eat ice cream." Qianxue stopped and pointed to a crowded cold drink shop opposite the door to make a request.

"You still eat ice cream?" Nick felt that the demon's food was unreasonable. "I saw you three times in the hotel, and two times you were eating ice cream. Are you not afraid of eating so much ice cream?"

Qianxue narrowed her eyes and stared at Nick with her icy blue pupils as if she was looking at unrecyclable garbage.

"I am the ice demon god. Do you want to eat carbon dioxide if I don't eat ice? I spent gram of money on ice cream, and I didn't let you treat you. Why are you doing nothing?"

These words hit the nail on the head, and Nick shut up directly.

However, he turned around and saw a Japanese bathhouse. The curtain at the door said "male soup" and "female soup" respectively. Nick knew at least that this was the meaning of the male bath and the female bathhouse.

"That... Nanke, I heard that Japanese people regard bathing as a very important social activity. This is part of Japanese culture. Should we go in and visit?"

Qianxue snorted: "You heard that there are men and women in Japan who have mixed baths and then have to go in sightseeing? Don't dream! Nowadays, men and women can only be found in very remote places!"

"Is it...is it true?" Nick immediately became sad. "With such a special Japanese culture, the Japanese actually... they don't know how to cherish it! If I had known it, I wouldn't have expected it..."

Seeing Qianxue and Nanke looking at him with contempt at the same time, Nick quickly defended himself: "I, I don't have to go to a mixed bath for men and women! Nanke, please take a bath with me in the men's soup? I heard that Japanese businessmen like to do business with people who take baths together because they think that bare butt is enough for friends... and follow the customs, let's go in and have fun, right?"

Nanke was not sure whether there was a bathhouse in the United States, but Nanke had seen the bathhouse in China for a long time and didn't think there was anything new in Japan's bathhouse. He was about to refuse, but his cell phone rang. It was Sima Ling's call from Dongshan City.

"Sister Ling? Are you asking me for something?"

"Well, Xiaonan, let me tell you a good news," Sima Ling on the other side of the phone was very excited. "Didn't you always have no confidence in your academic performance? Now you don't have to worry anymore. I have a way to prevent you from taking the college entrance examination and being admitted to college!"

"Hey? Sister Ling, why are you?" Nan Ke was surprised. "The end of the world crisis has not been resolved yet. What's the use of even if I can get a recommended place? And if you spend money to help me with the back door, maybe the condemnation pattern will be added again..."

"I didn't spend a penny," Sima Ling said, "I just called your principal Liu Qianpeng tentatively. Liu Qianpeng thought I was accused of the crime. He was so scared that he promised that he would not treat you badly, was willing to pay the full cost for your surgery, and would do his best to provide convenience for you in school to adapt to your new life, and of course, it also included introducing you to a good university..."

"Wait!" Nanke shouted, "What surgery? What adapts to a new life? Why did I feel seriously injured when I was brave enough to show my praise? I was admitted to college!"

"Hmph, anyway, did you happen to Dongshan No. 1 Middle School or have a direct relationship with the principal. Liu Qianpeng's responsibility is not to be shirked! I guess from Liu Qianpeng's attitude that as long as you exaggerate the damage you have suffered, you will be able to gain more privileges in Dongshan No. 1 Middle School in the future and walk sideways at Dongshan No. 1 Middle School! Even if you are admitted to college or something like that, there is a doomsday seal hidden under the playground of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School. Being able to hold the principal's braid will also be of good benefit to your protection work, right?"

"Then...that's true," Nanke knew that Sister Ling must be for her own good, but she always felt something was wrong, "But how did I exaggerate the harm I suffered? What does this have to do with the surgery and the new life?"

The other side of the phone was silent for a while with a bad omen. Nan Ke felt that Sima Ling and Xia Chi seemed to be holding back their smiles.

"Xiao Nan, Liu Qianpeng seemed to be afraid that we would sue him, so he whispered to me on the phone. I found it funny, so he deliberately scared him and said that Xiao Nan, your re-implant surgery is not very successful. If the recovery is not good, you may have to completely cut it off for sex change..."

"Change... you are a girl!" Nanke shouted on the streets of Japan. Fortunately, passers-by didn't understand Chinese. "Sister Ling, why do you say this? What trouble will I be if this matter spreads?"

"Don't worry, Liu Qianpeng has to block the news for himself." Sima Ling comforted, "Because the male version of the porcelain clay golem is too despicable, I feel that he is threatening to me and Xia Chi, so I plan to make a female version of the porcelain clay golem. If the female version of the porcelain clay golem is protected by the principal when she goes to school, the possibility of being exposed will be greatly reduced, right? This is a completely beautiful way..."
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