【309】 The devil in business class (20
During this trip to Japan, Nanke's overseas travel procedures and air tickets and passports were all handled by the Exorcist. Although this one-stop service is quite grand, the only drawback is that he did not buy first-class tickets for Nanke, but bought business class second to first-class.
Business class is the second level of seats when traveling with most transportation. It is more expensive than economy class and cheaper than first class. Nanke doesn't feel crowded when sitting in a row of two people. He just thinks that the end of the world is imminent, and the Exorcist organization will not save such two money.
Fortunately, Nanke's location is next to the window, Nanke likes to see the scenery outside the plane.
As the flight altitude increased, the sky was clear outside the porthole, and scattered clouds were spreading under the wings. Qianxue in Baijie was resting her sleep because she was tired last night, and Nan Ke also closed her eyes slightly, intending to calm down.
Unexpectedly, sitting next to him was a Japanese who had just returned from a North Korean trip and returned from China. With the introverted personality of the Japanese, he was a rare and self-professional person. After he arranged his own belongings, he opened up with Nanke:
“hello,im_r_japan…”
His English was extremely poor, with a strong Japanese pronunciation. Nanke wanted to pretend that he couldn't understand at first, but he quickly took out a book called "Introduction to Chinese Conversation" from his shirt pocket and said in more awkward Chinese:
"Ni Hao," 》, □◆↘t-house comes to manage Japan..."
"Sorry, I don't understand." Nanke said casually, but unexpectedly, under the special effects of the language master of the Emperor's Ring, this sentence blurted out in very standard Japanese, which immediately surprised the other party.
"Oh oh oh you actually know Japanese! Are you aspiring young people who admire our Japanese culture??"
This Japanese, who has only been to North Korea for three days and has been in China for less than half an hour, made extremely exaggerated expressions.
Nanke turned his head and looked at him unhappily. He saw that this guy was about 35 or 6 years old. He was wearing a shirt and big shorts that tourists often wore, with a slightly fat figure and a Japanese-style mustache on his lips, which was similar to the Japanese in the TV series of the Anti-Japanese War.
"I don't like Japanese culture when I learn Japanese," Nanke said lazily, "but Japanese is too simple compared to Chinese. I will learn it after listening to it in a movie."
However, the other party did not hear that Nan Ke intentionally mocked you Japanese women for making many A-films. Instead, he felt that Japanese culture uses A-films to move to the world. It is a matter of long-facedness.
"Happy, Haohui, I'm in the grass, Zhumukuan. You can call me Akuan according to the Chinese custom. I wonder if you can tell me your name?"
The name "Zhu Mu Kuan" is quite refreshing, but Nan Ke is quite knowledgeable in some aspects. It is not surprising that he knows that the Japanese surname is "Zhu Mu". When he watched the cartoon "Tornado Butler" he also saw that the staff in charge of the script was called "Zhu Mu Shenyi". I don't know what the relationship between the ancestors of the Japanese surnamed "Zhu Mu" and the surname "Zhu Mu". It would be that one built a house for the pig and the other sold the pig claws...
"My name is Nanke." Nanke casually said a homonym of a pseudonym. Zhu Mukuan took out the paper and pen and asked Nanke to write the Chinese characters of his name with great interest. Nanke was not afraid that his writing would be ugly, so he wrote him a few strokes.
"Nan Ke... means Nan Ke Yimeng? It's so artistic! It seems that the name of "Detective Conan" is reversed?"
"Well," Nanke was not much sleepy by Zhu Mukuan. He sat up a little, "Luckily, I don't call him Conan, otherwise one or two murders would definitely happen on this flight..."
"Hahaha, it's rare to meet a Chinese student who can speak Japanese and is so humorous! I won't be lonely all the way!"
Next, Zhu Mukuan talked to Nan Ke about Liu Xiang. It seemed that he, a Japanese, was quite concerned about Liu Xiang’s recent divorce, and he kept saying that he added the title of “Red Thunder” in front of Liu Xiang. The translation was almost like “red lightning”, which made Nan Ke confused.
"Oh, Chi'u Thunder Liu Xiang is very powerful and brings glory to Asians. Why do you Chinese always scold him? I have a good impression of Mr. Liu Xiang, because he divorced his wife, mainly to protest his wife's participation in anti-Japanese dramas and smear Sino-Japanese relations..."
Nan Ke almost lost his anger and shouted: "Hey! What does it have to do with you Japanese when Liu Xiang divorced his wife? Do you think that Liu Xiang is a nickname full of second-year fame for Liu Xiang, and he thinks that Liu Xiang likes you? Even if Liu Xiang divorced his wife and was related to anti-Japanese dramas, it is because the character played by his wife hides thunder and has nothing to do with Sino-Japanese relations..."
"Yes, yes," Zhu Mukuan nodded repeatedly to admit his mistake, "Aki Xunlei's divorce from his wife is of course related to Lei, so I'm thinking too much..."
After talking nonsense for a while, it was time to have a plane meal at noon. In order to save more dining space, Nanke put the kitty cat pillow on his thigh on his back.
Speaking of which, this hello_kitty painted aircraft is called "Yuncai". It is said that the name is based on Sun Wukong's somersault cloud. Not only are there several kitty cats painted on the shell of the plane, but kitty cats can also be seen everywhere in the cabin, including kitty cat pillows, kitty cat menus, kitty cat napkins, kitty garbage bags, and even the safety video is also kitty cat theme. The two kitty cats changed into flight attendant uniforms in the video, wishing everyone a happy journey before taking off.
Nanke held a cardboard safety instructions for everyone. Seeing that even the upper right corner of the safety instructions was wearing a bow like a kitty cat, he couldn't help but think in his heart: Maybe this is the most slim moment in my life, no more...
The airplane meal was provided with chicken curry rice. Nanke ordered one. Zhu Mukuan didn’t know what he wanted. He also scolded Korean food while eating. Nanke liked to listen to this topic. As the saying goes, “Cross-strait relations depend on the Japanese, and Sino-Japanese friendship depends on the stick.” It is not a false statement.
At this time, due to the route problem, the plane raised a certain height. The air in the cabin was pressurized, and Zhu Mukuan felt the eardrums being pressed like others, and he felt a little uncomfortable. However, he glanced at Nanke and found that Nanke was naturally in his expression, as if he had been on the plane many times, familiar with this situation.
In fact, this time, this time, it was not the first time that Nanke went abroad. When he was a child, he was forced to go to France by Sima Ling. Not only was he scared to scream by the pressure on the cabin for the first time on the way, but he also felt disillusioned to the shit and the cold-hearted Paris.
Fortunately, Nanke is a Chinese and will fight back against the arrogance of the French more directly. He does not suffer from strange psychological diseases because of his restrained culture, which is the "Paris Syndrome" that has attracted worldwide attention.
The main patient of Paris syndrome is Japanese. The cause is that after Japanese tourists arrived in Paris, they found that there was a huge difference between the real Paris and the Paris they imagined. Therefore, Japanese people who are not strong enough can no longer bear it and immediately developed nausea, insomnia, convulsions, fear, inferiority, shame, paranoia and persecution, and even tend to commit suicide (in fact, every Japanese has a tendency to commit suicide, and the French experts who study this disease are not professional enough).
Every year, about 12 Japanese people have to leave France early because of Paris syndrome, but it certainly does not include aliens like Zhu Mukuan. Logically speaking, Japanese people are generally shy to speak English to foreigners. Zhu Mukuan was able to actively talk to Nanke in English at the beginning, which shows that he is not as introverted as ordinary Japanese.
Nanke handles cabin boosting. The way to get the eardrum pain is not to chew gum or talk more. He uses Lingwei to slightly change the air pressure near his ears, which is similar to the difficulty of using Lingwei to adjust body temperature. Once the ability reaches more than four stars, he can do it with just a little practice.
Seeing that Nan Ke was acting light and seemed to be flying often, Zhumu Kuan became suspicious of Nan Ke's identity. He stayed in China for no more than half an hour, and his impression of China was mainly from the promotion of Japanese media. The three major newspapers and various weekly magazines in Japan, as well as TV programs in the country, were completely uncomfortable if China was not dark for a day.
"That..." Zhu Mukuan changed his cautious face and asked Nan Ke in a low voice, "May I ask, do you ordinary Chinese people need a visa when you go to Shanghai?"
"What?" Nanke couldn't help but frown, "Shanghai is the Chinese's own place, why should I go to Shanghai to get a visa?"
"Can't you say it?" Zhu Mukuan seemed very disappointed, but he refused to give up and changed another question, "Will you be shot in the name of ** shovelism when drinking American Coca-Cola in mainland China?" (To be continued...)
ps: Recently, the popular voting list of "The Magic Carving" was unexpectedly insufficient. Only [Director Luo] voted for Qianxue for monthly votes. The situation of Huangye Niang turning into a large army was similar. The only one who voted for Huangye was [Sunset Oath].
[Sister Luo Sai Gao] [Can submarine] [Breaking the Tiansha Star] [Songmen to Xiaoyue Pei Return] [Lower Limit No] expresses support for Sima Ling, [Previous Generation and Later Generation] continues to support mother-in-law.
[College Chu Competition High] cast Xia Chi the first two monthly tickets of this month, and [Icarus] also supported Xia Chi.
[Sighing my youth] I voted for Pepe and asked for improvement of Pepe's treatment. Didn't I let Pepe eat fruits and high-end forage? In addition, [osplay] also voted for Pepe for two monthly tickets.
[Octopus Cannon God] supports jade, [Dingxin Shan lll] supports Wang Xueman, [True Red's Quiet] supports Chunrui.
[Fruit D-frozen] [Flower Frozen] Support Shusha, [Zombies love to eat watermelon] Support Teacher Shuiqin, the battle situation this month is 11:7, Shusha is temporarily leading.
Chapter completed!