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【295】 The engraving is out of control (the monthly ticket will be wasted if you don’t vote tomorrow! 380 months

This signing party was not in vain, and I had a lot of experience. Qianxue told Nanke that Teacher Shuiqin and the martial arts actor Ye Lin next to him were at least between 5 and 6. Their friend's dog not only had the same name as US President Obama, but also a descendant of the remains of the monster. Strictly speaking, it can also be regarded as a semi-demon.

Li Lan is arrogant but can be classified as a dog. No wonder she minds so much about the identity of Half Demon.

"By the way," Nanke suddenly thought, "The Crow told me that the Exorcist organization also arranged for others to help me protect the Doomsday Seal. Is it the group of Teacher Shuiqin? Should I try to tell them the secret code later?"

"For the code? Do you know what the code is?" Qianxue said contemptly, "The Crow didn't tell you who the ally is. It's probably because he doesn't have this authority. Moreover, the top executives of the Exorcist have your opponent, so don't take things too simply!"

"I understand, then I will no longer have any troubles."

Nan Ke was a little dissatisfied with Qianxue's tone of scolding his lord, and couldn't help but complain: "Even Zhuge Liang wouldn't be so rude to Liu Bei, right? If you do this in the future, be careful that I will spank and teach you a lesson!"

"What, what?" Qianxue said in disbelief, "How could Liu Bei hit Zhuge Liang in the ass!?"

Nan Ke responded tit-for-tat: "You are not Zhuge Liang himself, how do you know that Liu Bei has never beaten?"

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"I know... I know! I can't respect you a little? I really don't have any sense. I actually have the same knowledge as a 10-year-old girl..."

"Hey. I was bragging just now that I had 3,000 years of vision!"

As time passed, Nanke and Sun Xiaogui advanced to the middle of the team. Most of the people in this position were real fans of Teacher Shuiqin. Nanke heard them discussing with each other with the new book they just bought:

"Wow, it's God unfolding again! Li Ergou is investigating the village committee's broom theft, but aliens suddenly arrive because the spacecraft and equipment are broken, and they look a bit like pigs. Unfortunately, they are eaten by local villagers... This is definitely going to trigger an interstellar war!"

(Your sister! Isn’t a famous detective Li Ergou a detective comic? Why is it involved in aliens? Even if you are a famous detective in the village committee, the fashionable value is too low. You should follow the steps and go to the town committee, the municipal committee, the provincial committee, the Olympic committee... how can you directly enter space?!)

"Hahaha, I like Teacher Shuiqin's imagination! And her painter works with the story, it always makes people feel indescribable!"

"You are right! Moreover, although the black and white page painters are naive, physical books often come with colored inserts. The level of inserts is really rare in China. The color pages are all female characters who have been completely reinterpreted by another style of painting. It is a bit vulgar metaphor, and you can just rub it directly!"

"Hey, don't you see it anymore? This illustrator named Zhuang Ni is very famous. A few days ago, the BL writer Feng Di held a signing party here and released a collection of "The Prince of Basketball". The illustrator is also Zhuang Ni!"

"So that's it, no wonder I feel a little familiar! But is the complete version of "Basketball Prince" a bit tricky? Two handsome basketball guys flirt with each other, why add a third party named Zha Ye? Not only do they look sorry to the audience, they also drink Fu Yanjie as water every day!?"

The person who said this was a female reader of Teacher Shuiqin. Although the publisher focused on playing the card "Beautiful Girl Cartoonist" and attracted mainly male readers, Teacher Shuiqin's strong personal style still made some women her loyal fans.

"Hey? Look carefully at Zhuang Ni's illustrations for Teacher Shuiqin. There is a line of small words in the corner that you must use a magnifying glass to see clearly. The content is... I wish you a divorce soon? What does this mean? Who did Teacher Shuiqin marry?"

After everyone discussed it, the atmosphere was very harmonious. Unexpectedly, a second accident occurred on the signing station, which led to the point where Teacher Shuiqin's bodyguard, the martial arts actor with a white hair on his forehead was about to hit someone.

It turned out that because Teacher Shuiqin was afraid of males, she could not shake hands with men of similar age. Anyone who would induce males was only given a signature. If she really wanted to shake hands, she asked the other party to shake hands with the bodyguard named Ye Lin. Teacher Shuiqin said ambiguously: "Shaking hands with Alin is equivalent to shaking hands with me."

Since the movie "The Legend of the Demon Cauldron: Out of the Cocoon" is currently on schedule, and Ye Lin is the second male lead, there are many people who are willing to shake hands with him. After shaking hands with Teacher Shuiqin, they specially asked Ye Lin to shake hands, and even asked him to sign the book (Ye Lin did not sign for some reason).

However, a first-year high school student who claimed to be "Guo Xiaokang" could barely meet the handshake standards of Teacher Shuiqin. As soon as he stretched out his hand, Ye Lin grabbed his wrist with three fingers.

"Hmph, before shaking hands, you go masturbate and don't wash your hands. Do you think this trick can fool me? When my apprentice did this, you didn't graduate from elementary school!"

Guo Xiaokang refused to admit that he had just been slapped and pushed Ye Lin rudely. Ye Lin bounced back by using the technique of transforming strength in martial arts, and fell heavily to the sky. He fell to the ground and cursed his mouth so badly that Ye Lin jumped out from behind the signing table to continue beating him, but was persuaded by Teacher Shuiqin.

"A Lin, at least he is here to support the signing party. Let the rest be left to the security guard."

So Guo Xiaokang was dragged away by the security guard and handed over to the Three Rose Masters at the door. He was pulled into the alley by three ugly monsters, one fat and one black. Since then, no one has seen him again.

This episode actually improved the efficiency of signing. I realized that Teacher Shuiqin's bodyguard really dared to hit people, and no readers dared to make excessive demands. Soon it was Sun Xiaogui in front of Nanke.

"I, I am a primary school student, I am only 12 years old!" Sun Xiaogui deliberately spoke in a very childish tone, and hunched over to make his originally low figure lower. "I should be able to shake hands with Teacher Shuiqin, right?"

Nanke turned his face aside and pretended not to know him.

Teacher Shuiqin opened her smiling eyes slightly and leaned her head to see if Sun Xiaogui would cause her male phobia. Ye Lin next to her said a little impatiently:

"You said you were a primary school student? How do you prove that you were a primary school student?"

Sun Xiaogui said before, "The mountain man has his own tricks." Nan Ke thought that he had specially applied for a fake student ID for the current situation, but Sun Xiaogui made a position similar to Ultraman and shouted in a slight voice:

"I want the Sword Master to top the laner! If you don't give it, give it away!"

This "only elementary school students play lol" joke was too cold, and the audience suddenly fell. Teacher Shuiqin laughed strangely, but instead was amused. She took the initiative to reach out and hold it with Sun Xiaogui.

"Since you just used wet wipes to clean your hands and are so funny, I'll give you an exception!"

Sun Xiaogui was immediately happy and filled with tears. He almost kowtowed to Teacher Shuiqin and thanked him. However, he had a stomachache since he had just started to want to go to the bathroom. After getting the signature book, he winked at Nanke and ran towards the toilet immediately.

According to the previous agreement, Nan Ke pretended not to know Sun Xiaogui, took out a comic book and asked Teacher Shuiqin to sign it on it. Nan Ke was more like a high school student than Sun Xiaogui, so Teacher Shuiqin shook his head silently and did not intend to shake hands with him. At this time, Ye Lin next to him asked Nan Ke with his eyes whether he wanted to shake hands with him as a substitute.

Nanke put the signature book under his left armpit and subconsciously tried to stretch out his right hand to Ye Lin, but he didn't expect that the [Solomon Key] engraving suddenly lost control. When he was not activated at all, the edge gear turned clockwise, clearly preparing to grant a permanent engraving to someone... (To be continued...)

ps: The recent popular voting list of "The Magic Carving", book friends [Born Iron Plate], [Gull Believers] support Qianxue, [Luoluo and Momo] [Almighty Citizen] support Huang Ye, [Linyin Tiansheng] [Thank you for scrap iron] [Damn it, 7 o'clock] support Sima Ling, [July Mai] support Jade, [Illusion Reincarnation Zero] support Teacher Shuiqin (Teacher Shuiqin leads Shusha with 2 votes! It's a happy congratulations!)

[Master Xiaotianxuan] I want to vote for the angel Gabriel, but Gabriel may not necessarily become the actor, so I will remember this vote to Michael mentioned at the same time.
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