[027] The gun is like a dragon
Nanke's distant sixth uncle was named Nan Hualong. This name shows his parents' eager expectations for him. Unfortunately, his surname is not good, so he insisted on "Nan". As a result, his name became "Difficult Dragon", which belongs to the A Dou who cannot be helped.
Nanhualong has never done serious things since he was a child. He first sneaked and then cheated. He also set up a fortune teller outside Tenwang Temple and Mian In Temple in Dongshan City. He called himself "Nanhua Laoxian", which deceived many foreign tourists.
In order to improve his tricks and expand the scope of cheating, Nanhualong taught himself English through elementary school culture. From then on, he tricked him out of the country and went to the world. Many international friends were obsessed with him.
Suddenly one day, Nan Hualong watched the movie "Blood Diamond" and learned that Africa was rich in diamonds and gold, so he immediately had a sudden idea and planned to go to Africa to find some uncivilized tribes and exchange glass balls for their real money. He was still single in his 40s and was alone, and could take a trip at any time. So he patted his butt, sold his property and went to Africa.
After arriving in Africa, he first marched to the dense forest tribe far away from civilization, and then used his language talent. He first learned local language with the guide, and then carried two bags of glass balls with great ambitions to negotiate with the tribe chief.
Unexpectedly, the chief was far away from civilized society and was far away from civilized society, but he knew glass balls because more than ten years ago, American scammers had already exchanged glass balls for them for gold (Americans deserve to be at the forefront of the world), so the chief was furious and just caught up with them as cannibals. He had not had meat for several months, so he took Nanhualong to the pot.
The news that Nanhualong was eaten by cannibals was passed back to China, which became a big news among the three aunts and six ladies for a time. Nan Ke naturally heard about it, and even lamented a few times for this distant sixth uncle who had set off firecrackers with him when he was a child.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Six was not dead, and after half a year, he actually ran back from Africa in tattered clothes! Nan Ke was holding back all his words and wanted to ask!
Uncle Six also recognized Nan Ke and immediately showed an excited expression of meeting his relatives. He quickly let Nan Ke into the house: "Xiao Nan, come in quickly, you can think of coming here and opening the door for Uncle Six! Otherwise, I would probably smash the window and run out..."
Nan Ke said "huh" in his heart, thinking that Uncle Six did not have the key to the old house, so why did he sneak into the old house without destroying the door lock? In response to the demon god's ability to change his appearance, Nan Ke did not immediately go into the door, but turned around and asked Qianxue and Xia Chi, "Are you sure he is an ordinary human?"
Qianxue looked at Nanhualong with a scrutiny, pondered for a moment before saying, "The spiritual power is too weak, it should not be a demon god. Since he is your blood relative and there is also thin Solomon blood in his body, it is not surprising that he has a little spiritual power."
Hearing the conversation between his nephew and Qianxue, Uncle Six raised his feet and looked at the two girls not far away, and said happily: "Xiao Nan, you are so lucky. You are still a cute girl with two ring spirits all at once! Uncle Six is much more miserable..."
"Eh?" Nanke's chin was about to fall to the ground. "Uncle Six, do you know what the Ring Spirit is? I mean by what you mean... You also have the Ring Spirit? Why don't you summon the Ring Spirit and we will hold a partially expanded meeting as soon as possible..."
"Summoning the Ring Spirit? It may not be convenient now," Uncle Six said embarrassedly, "My Ring Spirit is different from yours..."
"It's okay, at most it's just a bit ugly! I'm mentally prepared!"
After Nanke met the Demon God of Sand Tothead, he realized that the appearance of the 72 pillars of demons was extremely huge, some were extremely beautiful and some were extremely ugly.
"The difference is not just the face," Uncle Six showed an extremely embarrassed expression, "Look at your Emperor Ring on your fingers, right? It's very convenient for you to summon the ring spirit, I'm going to have trouble with Uncle Six..."
Nan Ke looked down and did not find the Emperor Ring on Uncle Six's thick and short fingers. Even after letting the Emperor Ring invisible, there was no left of the golden marks.
"Hey? Uncle Six, you are so strange! If you don't wear your Emperor Ring on your fingers, where are you wearing it? Did you wear it on your toes?"
Nan Ke heard early in the morning that Uncle Six's athlete's foot was very serious. If he was worn on his toes, his ring spirit would suffer.
Uncle Six looked at Qianxue and Xia Chi again, hesitated for a while and finally made up his mind and said, "Xiao Nan, I'm not afraid of you making fun of you. Uncle Six, my Emperor Ring is in his crotch! If you want to summon the ring spirit, you must take off your pants first!"
"puff--"
Nanke, Qianxue and Xia Chi were all sprayed.
"What a joke!" Xia Chi couldn't help but shout, "After all, I've experienced 3,000 years of reincarnation. I've never heard of you as dirty as a Dharma Emperor! The Dharma Emperor Ring is directly linked to our souls. It's not an exaggeration to say that it is part of our soul! If part of the soul is placed in your crotch, I would rather commit suicide immediately!"
Qianxue had an incredible expression of Frost Descent.
Nan Ke was so embarrassed that he asked Uncle Six tentatively: "That... what does it mean to put the Emperor Ring in his crotch? Uncle Six, what exactly did you wear the Emperor Ring?"
"What else can it be?" Uncle Six did not intend to hide it anymore. He patted his belly shamelessly and said loudly, "Isn't it my 'immortal root' of Uncle Six! Hey, the little girl with silver hair over there, don't show such a disgusting expression, okay? I have trouble wearing the Emperor Ring like this! I had to do this in order to survive at that time!"
Now that Nan Ke no longer doubts the identity of Uncle Six, because since childhood, Nan Ke has heard that Uncle Six is a very unconventional and vulgar man, but at the same time, Uncle Six has no airs of an elder and is always willing to get along with his younger generations.
The three of them followed Uncle Six into the house together. Qianxue and Xia Chi intentionally kept a distance from Uncle Six because the position of his wearing the Emperor Ring was incredible. When they thought of the experience of that fellow demon god, Qianxue and Xia Chi didn't know how to comfort each other later.
"Whether it is a female demon or a male demon, if you are worn in that place, you even have the desire to commit suicide?"
After entering the house, with the faint candlelight, Nanke found that the old house had not changed much, but it was still gray. The wooden furniture was missing, the stove was smoked black with oil, the walls were painted, and the red bricks inside were exposed... Fortunately, the Russians passed the construction technology back then, and there was no danger of collapse.
The candle was placed on the only intact desk, with many foreign books next to it. With the special effects of the [Language Master] given by the Emperor's Ring, Nanke found that he could actually read some Hebrew words on the cover.
"Detective Sea Scrolls? Written in the second century BC or later, recording early documents of Judaism and Christianity? Uncle Six is interested in studying these... Is Uncle Six planning to go to Israel to cheat money?"
After closing the door, Uncle Six found three clean stools and asked Nan Ke and others to sit next to the desk. Nan Ke and Xia Chi sat down on the stool. Qianxue thought the stool was too dirty and created a transparent ice chair with an ice sculpture-like appearance - she was not afraid of being frozen.
"Uncle Six, how did you escape from death?" Nan Ke asked anxiously as soon as he sat down. Uncle Six waved his hand and said, "Xiao Nan, listen carefully to Uncle Six's adventure in Africa! My experience of getting the Emperor's Ring is my experience of escaping from death!"
Next, Uncle Liu told his legendary experience, and Nan Ke and others suddenly realized it.
It turned out that when Uncle Six was about to be stewed by cannibals in the African jungle, they were just about to catch up with their tribe holding a strange power transfer ceremony. Two of the strongest warriors in the tribe held a duel in the open space to determine the ownership of an ancient ring.
The ring is naturally the Emperor's Ring. Due to fate, it has fallen into the cannibal tribe for centuries, but Uncle Six didn't know it at that time. However, Uncle Six learned local language in advance in order to cheat, and the guide also talked to him. Legend has it that there are strange rings in the cannibal tribe that will give the wearer an incredible magic.
Uncle Six, who was stripped of all his hands and feet, was placed in a large clay pot for heating. He thought to himself that he would die. No matter whether the ring really has any magic power, I will get the ring first!
A golden cane was inserted in the middle of the open space. A ring with a beast pattern hung on the top of the cane with gold thread, moving with the wind. Uncle Six saw that everyone's attention was on the warrior who was fighting, and suddenly jumped out of the clay pot. Then, like a zombie in the Qing Dynasty, it made a strange sound in his mouth, jumping in the direction of the ring.
Someone in the cannibal tribe has watched Lin Zhengying's zombie series and couldn't help but be shocked: "Chinese zombies! I heard that this thing is as powerful as our voodoo zombies! Be careful!"
Fearing to be invaded by corpse poison, the cannibals avoided each other. Uncle Six hurriedly stuck out his tongue and made an expression of a evil spirit, which further added to the other party's fear. Even the warriors in the duel stopped, and the chief did not dare to act rashly.
So Uncle Six jumped to the vicinity of the Emperor Ring, but his hands and feet were tied up, and he could not wear this legendary ring with great magic power.
"Hmph, fortunately, your sixth uncle was brave and decisive, and he dared to take down the emperor. I saw my qi sinking into my dantian, and a stream of innate energy penetrated into the perineum. Hey! Immediately, the immortal root stood up, the gun came out like a dragon, and put on the emperor's ring!"
"puff--"
Nan Ke and others squirted again. The image described by Uncle Six was too vulgar. Even if his life was at stake, Nan Ke probably couldn't do it himself.
"That... Uncle Six," Nanke asked after hesitating for a while, "The King's Ring is so wide and narrow. Do you always use that to wear it? Do you have to wear it in?"
While Nan Ke said, he looked at the size of the white ring on the middle finger of his right hand. Qian Xue suspected that Nan Ke would also follow the same example as Uncle Six, and couldn't help but look at Nan Ke with a murderous look.
"The size of the Dharma King Ring can be changed according to the master," said Liu Uncle proudly, "Otherwise, with my radish root, how can ordinary rings be able to bear it? After I put on the Dharma King Ring, those cannibals not only disrespect me as their new leader, but also shouted that I would defile the holy objects and poke me into a hedgehog with a spear..."
Chapter completed!