【176】 Xia Chi's Boyfriend Standard
When Nan Ke used the key pendant to tease Li Lan at school, Xia Chi and Uncle Liu exchanged some of the gold and diamonds into cash. Uncle Liu got a 5% commission and immediately went out to spend time and drink, but Xia Chi came back alone.
Uncle Six understood that if he wanted to continue to make a fortune in the future, he would have to establish a good relationship with his nephew Nanke's ring spirits. So in order to bribe Xia Chi, he took 1,000 yuan from his commission to Xia Chi, so that Xia Chi could buy whatever he liked.
Before becoming Nanke's Ring Spirit, Xia Chi and her sister Qianxue lived a life of no fixed place. The main source of income was that Xia Chi worked in a fast food restaurant, or stood at the entrance of the mall as various mascots, and suddenly got 1,000 yuan and could be freely disposal, which made Xia Chi a little overwhelmed.
As a standard foodie, Xia Chi did not buy any clothes or jewelry, but went to a fast food restaurant he had worked in before to order sushi takeout. Because sushi has always been the most expensive, Xia Chi wanted to know where it tasted good.
Qianxue specifically reminded not to feed Pepe in the past two days, and to wait until the grounding device in Room 5 is completed, otherwise it will not be conducive to Pepe's release of electricity. So although Xia Chi felt that Pepe had no food to eat, he could only bring three portions of sushi home and distribute the other two portions to Qianxue and Jade who were left behind.
Qianxue was busy with something in front of the computer. She took sushi to her room and ate on the computer, so only Jade and Xia Chi were left to have dinner at the same table in the basement hall.
Staring at the Doomsday Seal with sin patterns under the transparent glass of the large round table, Jade suddenly felt that these sin patterns seemed to have appeared on Nanke. At this time, Xia Chi ate all over his mouth and asked Jade:
"Emerald, you have traveled to Japan. Do you think this sushi is authentic? Why do I think it is not as cheap as braised pork?"
Jade is much slower than Xia Chi and much more ladylike. She frowned slightly and said, "There are too much vinegar and the filling is too mixed. If you look at it from an authentic or unauthentic point of view, it can be considered sushi at all..."
"Mengren's goods are so expensive! I wouldn't have bought it if I had known it, so I would have bought a few more braised pork!" Xia Chi was filled with righteous indignation. She turned her grief and anger into appetite and ate the remaining side dishes in the food box cleanly.
Seeing that Jade was eating slowly and thoughtful, and the sushi he was eating was a stick-like object, Xia Chi was so funny that he suddenly asked without any cover, "Have you ever been swelled up by Ke?"
Jade almost sprayed out all the sushi rice in her mouth. She finally swallowed the food, and then she asked with a blushing face: "Xia Chi, what are you saying! And why do I want to answer such a private question..."
"I'm just a little curious." Xia Chi scratched his slightly raised wild red hair, "After all, you were given that by the Emperor as a ring spirit, and you are quite willing. This kind of thing is not particularly easy to encounter... Does Mr. Ke have a hobby of having an analges?"
Xia Chi had no sense of infringing on others, and opened his eyes to seek knowledge and hoped to get Jade's answer. Jade was slightly displeased and turned his face away and put down the unfinished sushi.
"I don't have the right to reveal the Emperor of the Pharaoh, I won't answer your questions."
"Why are you so stingy~~~~~" Xia Chi said in a long voice, "It's okay if you don't want to answer this question, so I'll change the question - if Ke always wants to burst your anus, would you agree?"
Jade knew that if Xia Chi didn't answer, Xia Chi would pursue him relentlessly, so he sighed and said, "I will try my best to satisfy him no matter what Xiaonan likes me. Whether as a ring spirit or a girlfriend, I have this obligation..."
"You really do have the type of boyfriend who is arrogant!"
After listening to Jade's answer, Xia Chi hugged her hands behind her head, stretched her body back on the chair, stretched her waist, and her fiery red eyes looked at the gorgeous chandelier on the ceiling.
"I can't do it. Michael used the Archangel sword to blow the chrysanthemum in my previous life, so he has a psychological shadow on the chrysanthemum... Not to mention that I didn't plan to find a boyfriend, even if I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't agree to him fuck my chrysanthemum..."
Xia Chi talked about this topic without being ashamed. Jade felt it was impolite to leave the table before he finished his meal, but he didn't know how to stop Xia Chi from talking.
The Fire Demon Girl rubbed the rice grains on the corner of her mouth with her index finger (the white rice grains are very obvious on her wheat-colored skin), and ate the rice grains into her mouth, and said:
"Suppose... If someone wants to be my boyfriend, first of all, he will treat me to dinner often, watch Godzilla movies with me, and promise not to burst my anus..."
Jade couldn't help but complain in his heart:
(How can you make a boyfriend guarantee this first! It is normal to let others guarantee not to smoke, drink, or gamble!)
"Hehe, because I still have very sharp tiger teeth in my mouth, he lost another kind of welfare..."
(Hey! Don't discuss such topics in front of me! I don't care how much benefits your future boyfriend has lost! If you tell me this, is it because of the inspiration of spring and want me to introduce you to your boyfriend? I am a ninja and not a matchmaker!)
(Even if I am a matchmaker, I can't say immediately when I see the man, "The woman doesn't accept the anus"! The man must have been scared away immediately! Maybe I thought you played anus with others too many times before, and the anus was broken!)
Perhaps it was the illusion of jade. Xia Chi seemed to have a hint of loss in his eyes when talking about these things, as if this tomboy was not completely unwilling to the men's views on him.
Jade did not think much about Xia Chi. She now had her own problems and had to worry about it. Qianxue had purchased utensils online from the Happy Valley adult goods store for her to use "evidence of destruction", but Jade didn't want to do that, and she didn't think about how to explain to Nanke.
Qianxue gave Jade another idea, asking Jade to tell Nanke that Nanke was too nervous last time so she "supervised the wrong hole". In fact, the one who was exposed was Jade's chrysanthemum... Jade felt that Qianxue was just teasing her, and Nanke would never believe such obvious lies, and she herself was not willing to deceive Nanke.
(Maybe Xia Chi is right, I am indeed the type who can be arrogant to my boyfriend... No matter what Nan Ke requests, I will basically satisfy him... I don't have a psychological shadow on the anus like Xia Chi. Anus is acceptable to me. Anyway, as long as the demon god doesn't need to urinate or defecate, it's useless to keep it...)
Jade felt that she was an idiot who was thinking about this matter seriously, but now that she had sex with Nanke, she had to consider these things.
(I hope... I hope to love Xiaonan without reservation, every night... but I was worried that his young mind would be polluted, so I made more and more serious demands to me... Where can I have the best of both worlds?)
(After that, as long as Xiaonan makes a request to me, I may not consider whether to speak loudly, and I will satisfy him without hesitation, right? Because I am the type who is arrogant and cannot bear to see the underage Emperor disappointed...)
Jade suddenly had an idea and blushed when he thought of this idea.
(Maybe...maybe I should ask Xiaonan if she likes the anus? If he is interested, I will satisfy Xiaonan in other ways for now, and there is no need to rush to "destroy the evidence"...)
Chapter completed!