In order to lure the tiger away from the mountain, Ye Tianlong threw a crowbar at Nanke, but his speed was incomparable to Jade and others. Nanke could see clearly without opening the [Solomon's Real Eye].

Nan Ke showed disdain on his face, stretched out his right hand, armed a small part of the [Snake Demon Scale Armor] in his palm to prevent scratches, and then he held the crowbar in his hand with a "splash".

People in the martial arts world say: One courage, two strengths and three skills. In fact, crowbars are not difficult to take, because Nan Ke has no fear of guys of Ye Tianlong, so he has not even used [equivalent exchange] and has no burden in his heart. It is better to say that he is walking in the garden than fighting.

At the same time, the shield turtle received Chen Tianhao's instructions and bit Ye Tianlong's jeans and trousers. Ye Tianlong tried his best to tear him, but he actually succeeded.

It’s not that the tying force of the shield turtle is not good. The turtle has always had a habit of biting people without letting go. What’s more, the shield turtle, which is a monster that has received the instructions of its owner? Ye Tianlong was able to escape because his jeans were deliberately made old. There were many holes on it, so they were not very strong. They cracked and cracked when they were tearing and pulled, making him feel like he was wearing a big shorts now.

Ye Tianlong staggered and wanted to escape from Nanke, but he didn't expect Nanke to catch the crowbar. He thought about it and did not stop. He reached out and took out a small bag of lime powder from his pocket and sprinkled it on Nanke's eyes!

Whether to carry lime powder with you is the criterion for judging whether a gangster is despicable enough. In fact, Ye Tianlong carries not only lime powder, but also a kind of fruit candy mixed with diuretics.

Sometimes Ye Tianlong would help his uncle drive a taxi when he was idle, but he only liked to carry the aunt as a passenger, and then tricked the aunt into eating fruit candy. Then he quickly drove the car onto the highway and refused to get off on the way, so he could appreciate the aunts' expressions of holding their urine...

In a word, Ye Tianlong does whatever is unethical and what is wrong with his behavior. At least two or three of the sin patterns covered on the Doomsday Seal of Dongshan City are his credit.

After Nanke caught the crowbar, he didn't plan to fight back as soon as possible. He wanted to hand Ye Tianlong over to Brother Hao to clean up, but Ye Tianlong didn't know how to live or die, so he actually sprinkled lime powder on himself.

Before the first dust touched the cornea, Nanke covered the outer layer of transparent [Snake Demon Scale Armor] on the outside of his eye, completely isolated the lime powder. The ability to perform such precise operations on the magic power of the snake ring is entirely due to the spiritual and flesh intercourse with the jade.

(I am so bad that I have taken a shortcut in Jade... Not everyone can get this shortcut. The so-called "spiritual and flesh intercourse" should be the mutual likes each other. Otherwise, using strong ones will only reduce the favorability and make the relationship between the Dharma Emperor and the Ring Spirit more alienated... Jade forgives me for using strongness to her because she likes me. In addition, I am still surprised how I did that...)

(In short, because of the existence of the third law of the emperor, the ring spirit has the right to swallow the soul of the dead emperor, which leads to the relationship between the ring spirit and the emperor in a stipulated "harm-being hurt". The emperor desperately squeezes the ring spirit to get benefits when he is alive. The ring spirit swallows the soul after the death of the emperor in revenge. The chance of the two people falling in love with each other is very low. Even if a physical relationship occurs, it cannot reach the level of "spiritual and flesh intercourse". If this shortcut is so easy, once people get ring spirits within a hundred generations, they may order her/they to sleep at the first time...)

Nanke didn't even blink when facing the attack of lime powder, and it seemed that he was not affected by lime powder. This scared Ye Tianlong. In order to trick the aunt (Xiao Sheng's mother) into eating candy, he also ate half a piece of it himself. At this time, the diuretics were effective, which made him really unable to bear it.

Although the lime powder failed to hurt Nanke's eyes, Nanke was still very unhappy when he was sprinkled with lime. When he saw Ye Tianlong passing by him, he ran away desperately, and raised the crowbar in his hand with a gloomy face.

"Hmph, the physics holy sword like crowbar is also a pair of miscellaneous swords like you? See if I teach you the correct way to use crowbars! Take a magic weapon!"

While Nan Ke spoke the lines in the storytelling book "The Romance of the Gods", he threw the crowbar at Ye Tianlong's back with his right hand. He used a lot of force, but he didn't want Ye Tianlong's life, so he aimed at a lower position...

As a result, the hexagonal steel crowbar rotated and flew in the air, neither side nor slanted, and the tip actually poked Ye Tianlong's chrysanthemum! He screamed and fell to the ground. The chrysanthemums spewed blood, and the feces and urine flowed in the same way. The scene was terrible.

"Damn," Nanke said coldly, "I didn't aim specifically. Is his anus sucking stone? Why is it so strong to the crowbar's gravity!"

The sound of the sirens came from not far away. It was supposed that the aunt who had just escaped called the police. Chen Tianhao grabbed Nanke's sleeve and said, "Xiaonan, let's leave here quickly. Ye Tianlong often steals cars. He dare not deal with the police. He will run away after we run!"

After looking at Ye Tianlong who was lying on the ground and moaning continuously and growing a "tail", Nanke nodded to Chen Tianhao with amusement and crying: "Then let's go back to school. If there is really trouble, I can ask Qianxue to help me contact the coordinator named Ma Shijie. He seems to be ordered to help me with the finishing work. Brother Hao, if you encounter similar things in the future, you can also ask Qianxue to help you solve them."

As Chen Tianhao expected, Ye Tianlong usually did everything he wanted. He endured severe pain before the police arrived. After receiving the call, his younger brother took him to the hospital.

The injury of the crowbar was quite serious. He took into account his face and did not say that it was caused by Nan Ke and Chen Tianhao. He only said that it was caused by his accidental fall. He felt that Chen Tianhao could not deal with it, but now there was another unfathomable Nan Ke. He should restrain himself in the future and not cause trouble near Dongshan No. 1 Middle School.

However, the country is easy to change and nature is difficult to change. Ye Tianlong teased the nurse who changed her medicine when he was hospitalized, which caused the nurse to sprinkle hot water on his wound. Not only did the chrysanthemum injury worsen, but even the testicles might have to be removed.

"Brother," said one of Ye Tianlong's younger brothers in a distracted manner, "Brother, don't be sad. Even if the testicles are removed, you can still be a fake girl! Didn't the fake girl idol Shu Yi, the main promoter of Tianmu Xingguang, make a lot of money?"

Ye Tianlong, whose crotch was covered with medical bandages, burst into tears and cursed: "Bastard! Can I be the same as Shu Yi? How come my face looks like a fake lady? Are you still a fucking idol? You are looking for death!"
Chapter completed!