【126】The legendary detective
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"Haha, I know that Sherman, you are the most reasonable!" Nan Ke said with anticipation, "If you go to the bathroom later, can you bring out the sanitary napkins that Li Lan replaced for me? By the way, just put them in this plastic bag and hand them to me."
Nanke said as he handed Wang Xueman a black plastic bag.
Wang Xueman has been petrified.
At least 15 seconds later, Wang Xueman stuttered and confirmed: "Nanke, what did you say? What did you want from Alan... what did Alan?"
"Sanitary napkin." Nanke crossed his fingers and put on the table with Commander Ikari's signature posture in "EVA". His eyes were deep as if he was not discussing the vulgar things at all, but discussing the great "Planning for All Humanity to Complete the Complete Plan".
"Weiweiweiweiweiweiweiweiweiweiweiweiwei...sanitary napkins!?"
"No," Nanke nodded solemnly, "Is there any difficulty in getting it?"
"It's not a question of whether there is any difficulty!" Wang Xueman's outlook on life seemed to shatter in an instant. "I heard from my senior that there was a big thief in Dongshan City who used to steal the inner clothes that girls hang on the balcony... I think that's already very distorted. I didn't expect that someone would steal the sanitary napkins that girls used..."
Officer Ma, who was sitting next to him, was drinking a cup of coffee, and he almost squirted when he heard this.
"How is it? I said that Nanke is not a good person, right?" Officer Ma contacted the female sniper through radio earplugs. "Not only did he step on two boats, but one of the girls had just gone to the bathroom, he asked another girl to steal the sanitary napkins used by the former! This degree of perversion has already pushed the former waves!"
Although Shusha and Li Lan don’t have that much in common, they are at least the class monitors in the school. Officer Ma told her that Nanke was inciting a female classmate to steal the sanitary napkins of the class monitor Li Lan, which made Shusha feel cold.
"Not only do I have two boats, but I'm still a distorted person? I have a little idea of shooting at him..."
Seeing that Wang Xueman was about to refuse the request and draw a clear line with him from now on, Nan Ke was not in a hurry, and there was no hesitation in his tone, and his expression was always serious and calm.
After spending some time with the Grand Military Commander Qianxue, Nanke's original rich imagination was expanded and expanded, and his deception skills increased. He felt that Wang Xueman was a type of person who was sold by others and even counted money for others. He could be convinced by his own words.
(I just saw that Li Lan had entered the bathroom. If I haven't come out for so long, 80% of the "evidence" I need is already in the trash can? I must convince Wang Xueman to help me get the evidence! In the minority, this is for the safety of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, and in the majority, it is related to Dongshan City and even the entire world!)
After some self-hypnosis, Nanke's face brought out the majesty and sense of justice of the world's savior, which surprised Wang Xueman on the opposite side.
(How shameless is a person who wants to steal a female classmate's sanitary napkin while making such an expression? I remember that Nanke was not like this shameless pervert before!)
"Sheman, don't get me wrong." Nan Ke said, "I want you to steal Li Lan's sanitary napkins for me, it's all for her good!"
"What, what!" Wang Xueman was puzzled, "A girl would never be happy about being done like this!"
"Li Lan won't be happy, but her biological parents will be happy!"
"ah?"
Nan Ke continued to make up the lies while Wang Xueman was confused:
"You also know that Li Lan's parents are not by her side, right? Actually, that's not her biological parents. Li Lan's biological parents are other people! Because it involves the inheritance of the property of the big family, Li Lan was adopted by her relatives when she was very young, and her biological parents were even framed and imprisoned and were in prison for ten years! Now her biological parents are so unjust that they have to sue for a lawsuit to take back their daughter. This requires Li Lan's blood samples as evidence!"
"Really?" Wang Xueman felt that what Nanke said seemed to be the plot of a wealthy TV series, but Li Lan was indeed from a wealthy family, so it was hard to guarantee that it was true.
Seeing that Wang Xueman was about to take the bait, Nanke struck while the iron was hot and showed off his mature and sophisticated look.
"Well, I don't tell him ordinary people. Didn't you find that my name is "Conan" reversely pronounced as "Conan"? Conan specializes in solving cases, and I specializes in helping others solve problems. I am a little famous in the detective circle! Do you know the guy with the code-name L? I'm chatting and laughing with him! Li Lan's biological parents hired me, so I want to get Li Lan's blood sample without alerting the snake!"
"So that's the case. No wonder you know the [Qian Kun acupoint-pointing technique]..." Wang Xueman believed Nan Ke's words without careful consideration. A long time ago, she found a sense of mystery floating around Nan Ke.
"Yes, I learned [Qiankun Acupoint Pointing Method] from the martial arts secrets left by my grandfather to defend myself when solving the entrustment! Do you still remember the headless floating corpse case in Daningjiang? In fact, it was solved by the police after I asked for help! I am not a full-time detective, but my work range is wider than that of a detective!"
"So Nanke, you are such an amazing person..." Wang Xueman looked admiring when he heard this. Officer Ma, who was surveillance at the next table, couldn't stand it anymore.
"Shusha, this kid actually said that the headless corpse case was solved by the police with his help! The case can be settled because you have super eyesight and saw important physical evidence floating on the river hundreds of meters away? He actually dared to steal your credit!"
"It doesn't matter," said the female sniper lightly. "As long as justice can be done, I don't care whether there is any credit. Moreover, the fact that I returned to Dongshan City is a national secret. Even my parents and closest friends don't know that I'm back. I wouldn't have left my name if I helped solve the case."
After spending 3 minutes to make Wang Xueman believe that he was a super detective, Nanke reached out to slap the table, indicating that the following words were extremely important.
"Sheman, Li Lan has no memory of her biological parents. Telling her the truth is that it is possible to have a bad thing, so I can only make this decision... You treat Li Lan as a good friend. Don't you want your good friends to reunite with your biological parents and no longer be treated by bad relatives as a tool to occupy property? I thought about it, only you can ask, only you can help me do this!"
Wang Xueman seemed to have some idea: "Did... Nanke, you deliberately lifted Alan's skirt to create such an opportunity now? I have long wondered that you are not such a frivolous person... In other words, I have now become the assistant of the super detective?"
Wang Xueman is at the age of dreams, and his imagination is inevitably improving rapidly. Nanke hurriedly nodded and admitted:
"Yes, all my behaviors that seem unreasonable are tricks! Famous detectives usually have female assistants. I am almost the age to have female assistants. If you help me get something done, I will officially accept you as my assistant!"
Wang Xueman's face turned red, she lowered her head and looked at her knees, her index fingers facing each other, looking anxious.
"But, I...I don't know how to karate, and I'm not very good at using my brain, so I'm prone to being deceived..."
Officer Ma thought to himself: You are being deceived now! Girl, please be careful! You should know that Nan Ke who cheated on you to steal sanitary napkins is not a human at all. He is a monster that will break his leg and break it!
After a lot of effort, Wang Xueman was about to agree, but Nan Ke saw Li Lan walking back to him with a weak body. Not far behind her was the cleaning lady carrying a large garbage bag in the bathroom.
(I'll go! I'm taken first by the cleaning lady! All the things I said to Wang Xueman just now were in vain! The evidence is in that big garbage bag!)
Decisively, Nanke stood up from his seat and said to Wang Xueman: "Sheman, please help me hold Li Lan, I'll go get the evidence!"
Chapter completed!