Chapter 112 Christmas party (seven)
To be honest, Gu Xiangning is indeed a plump beauty. It’s not that she is fat, but that she feels round and smooth. Zhuge Shu is a typical skinny beauty with tall and long legs.
The three of them were entangled over whether to frame them, and suddenly there were huge laughter in the audience.
Wang Bo and the other two looked at the stage. It turned out that at some point, a sketch began to be staged in the stands, and the actors were everyone in the Basketball Front League.
The wonderful thing about this sketch is that it has not been rehearsed at all. It is completely prepared for the costumes in the backstage, and then a few players draw lots to decide who will perform on stage.
As a result, I don’t know which talented man wrote the script from the Propaganda Department of the Student Union, which drove everyone in the basketball team crazy! "The New Case of the Beheading of Beauty"!
More than a dozen players stood on the stage and drew lots first. Gui Zizi introduced the performance of this sketch to everyone in the stands during the draw. This made the students in the stands unable to help but slapped their already red palms again.
The temporary performance is much better than the rehearsal of a hard copy! What they want to watch may not be the original story, they just want to see a group of people playing tricks on the stage. This screenwriter knows the tastes of the students.
After the lottery draw, the actors' respective roles alone made the people in the stands laugh!
The ugly Chen Shimei in history is released! He Tie, the center of Galaxy Private Basketball School!
Obviously, the backstage drama department did not expect that such a guy similar to King Kong would play the role of the No. 1 prize. Looking at the bright red No. 1 prize robe on He Tie like an apron, many people in the stands were already laughing and breathless.
The role of Bao Gong is the starting point guard of the basketball team, Kim Nam-chol. This guy with single eyelids and small eyes is wearing a python robe and a blue crescent moon is pasted on his forehead to show his identity. However, he is a little thin and wearing a vermilion official robe, it looks like a monkey and a crown belt.
What makes people even more crazy is that the Platinum Dragon crosses Qin Xianglian, while Han Dongfeng crosses the mistress, Chen Shimei's princess wife...
Zhou Tai became the dynasty, Fu Zihao was Ma Han, Zhang Yang became Zhan Zhao, and Yi Long became Han Qi...
Just as Wang Bo, Gu Xiangning, Zhuge Shu and the other two laughed and forgot to quarrel, Gui Zizi suddenly said:
"There is another role, with a high position and a powerful team. The players unanimously agreed that the coach and captain left to them, Wang Bo!"
Wang Bo was about to escape from this place, but when he heard Gui Zizi talking, he stood up and walked towards the stage. Before leaving, he said to the two beautiful teachers: "Teachers, you guys talk first, I'm going to be the emperor!"
Seeing Wang Bo coming to the stage, Zhuge Shu smiled and said to Gu Xiangning: "He thought it was quite beautiful. Become the emperor and cry later!"
Gu Xiangning asked in confusion: "Why?"
Zhuge Shu said: "There is no emperor in this drama..."
Wang Bo went on stage, first looked at everyone who had changed their clothes, and then looked at Gui Zizi: "Where is my dragon robe? I'll go change my clothes!"
Gui Zizi said, "I'm so sorry, there is no emperor in this drama!"
Wang Bo staggered: "Damn it! If there is no emperor, who is more powerful! Isn't Bao Gong He Tie playing?"
Gui Zizi said: "This person is one level older than the emperor, and people call her the Queen Mother..."
Wang Bo's face turned dark after hearing this. Damn, how cruel, these grandsons were so heartless...
Sorry, the atmosphere of the party was ruined. Wang Bo ran to the backstage to change into a woman's clothes. Chu Feng, Liu Shuo, Wu Hua, and Liu Sizhe were chatting in the backstage and couldn't stand the laugh.
After all the actors showed up on the stage, they went back to the backstage. The first act began, Qin Xianglian sued Kaifeng Mansion!
Jin Nanzhe sat behind a table, with Zhou Tai and Fu Zihao standing behind him, and Wei Song playing Gongsun Ce as a guest star, and standing on both sides with Zhang Yang.
Platinum Dragon was dressed in a blue dress and walked in. Kim Nam-chul might be fine and watched the historical drama. When Platinum Dragon came on stage, he patted the boardwalk that made the guest appearance as a canto and shouted: "That dead shemale, why are you here!"
A word made Zhou Tai, who was behind him, squirted... Fu Zihao and Wei Song couldn't help laughing, and applause in the stands immediately rang.
On the platform of Platinum Dragon, he shook his sleeves twice and shouted: "Cai!"
"Who are you suing?"
"Say my man Chen Shimei, the young man has kept a mistress with me on his back!" Bai Jinlong shouted with confidence.
Wei Song held his laughter and pretended to scold, "Bastard, it's so noisy in the lobby, it's unconventional!"
Zhang Yang's soft voice also sounded: "If anyone's wife grows like this, she will have to run away..."
The people in the stands and on the stage burst into laughter at the same time...
When Chen Shimei came on stage, everyone laughed crazy again. He Tie stood in the middle with a big red flower hanging on his chest and wearing a top scholar robe. Jin Nanzhe asked Qin Xianglian and the princess next to him: "How do you like him when Chen Shimei looks like this!"
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When the two women compete for their husbands on the stage, Bai Jinlong rolled up his sleeves and pointed at Han Dongfeng: "You don't want to live anymore! Compete with me for a man! I am a shrew in Jiangbei..."
Han Dongfeng's answer was even more awesome: "Your mother is not useful even if she is Li Gang. My sister's father is the emperor! Nowadays, she is just fighting for her father!"
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When Kim Nam-chul announced that he would be beheading Chen Shimi, Wang Bo appeared on the stage. He ran up panting and shouted: "You can't behead my son-in-law! You can't behead my son-in-law! You can't behead my son-in-law! You can't behead my son-in-law! You can't behead my son-in-law! You can't behead my son-in-law!"
After he stood firm, he looked at He Tie not far away. Wang Bo couldn't help but scolded: "I'll just pick it! Damn, daughter! You have a strong taste! The husband I'm looking for is too ugly, so let's take it off!"
After looking at Han Dongfeng again, Wang Bo turned his head and said to Jin Nanzhe, "I said, you should kill my daughter together. I really can't bear to let her continue to live and scare people with her appearance. Damn, that beard looks like it's thrust!"
Han Dongfeng was immediately unhappy and shouted: "Damn, the empress dowager is the same as et! What can I do if I have a princess beard? If you want to talk about heavy taste, your wife, the emperor, who did not show her face in this drama, will marry you as the empress dowager!"
Kim Nam-chul cried out and shouted, "Blade and Axeman! Blade and Axeman!"
Zhang Kuang and Pang Weiwei, who played the game as a Knife and Axe, came over.
Kim Nam-chul pointed to the three people who were cross-dressing on the field and shouted: "You two pull them down! Go find a toilet and take off their pants and check it out! Why is this still a beard? Is it not castrated clean..."
Zhang Kuang came up to pull Wang Bo, and Wang Bo held the airs and shouted: "Let go, I am the queen mother, damn, I'll go by myself! Little white face! Go to the bathroom with me! I'll check your anus!"
Wei Song next to Jin Nanzhe couldn't help it, so he stepped forward and patted the board and shouted: "The others are innocent and beheaded the Queen Mother! Damn it! The taste is too heavy! I'm going to vomit!"
Chapter completed!