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05 Master! I want to learn kung fu!

"Master! I want to learn kung fu!"

When the awesome Chu Xian clearly expressed his attitude of "This is your last chance to choose, I love to learn but not to learn to get out", the middle school boy Yuki Amano was stunned for only five seconds and decisively made this choice that changed his life from then on, and "floated" and knelt in front of Chu Xian.

——If there is such a good thing in the world, at least ninety-nine out of a hundred teenagers will agree! And the remaining one must be the one named the boy and is actually a fake girl!

"Then kowtow! You have to kowtow heavily! After kowtow nine times, we will decide the master and apprenticeship."

Chu Xian was really happy to be able to successfully talk about his great disciple (Hu) who was able to submit to You) his great disciple. With a wave of his hand, he directly made the other party become a disciple here. What else should Amano Yukihiro say at this time? He directly knocked nine heads on the ground with his head, making him dizzy, but his heart was as sweet as if he had eaten honey.

What is it to be injured? A scar is a man's medal! And being injured in order to become a disciple is much better than having to wrap a strap around your arms, blindfold your eyes, or draw lightning on your forehead even though you are not injured!

"Brother Cai, add blood."

Seeing that the forehead of Amano Xuehui was already oozing blood, Chu Xian nodded with satisfaction, then snapped his fingers and called for battlefield medical services. Cai Mingyuan, who had been transferred to the priest, said nothing, and raised his hands directly into the sky, just like in the game, shouting with both a temporary and a sense of emotion:

"The Holy Light is with you!"

...

In Amano Yukihiro's surprised gaze, nothing appeared in the sky, and there was no difference between the other patients with secondary dysfunction and the "famous quote" when they shouted this "famous quote".

However, after five seconds, Pastor Cai... the rookie Priest finally finished reading the post, and then a bright but not dazzling white light fell on the head of Amano Yuki who was still kneeling on the ground. Chu Xian, who had already prepared his phone, immediately pressed the camera button and recorded the image that could be sold to the Vatican at a high price.

"Just, what happened just now... Why is my head neither dizzy nor hurt?"

Although the holy light only stayed in this world for less than two seconds, not even half of the casting time, it caused a great impact on Amano Yuki's worldview.

His cheap master had cracked reinforced concrete with bare hands before, and he could explain it with "high martial arts skills", but the scene just now was simply incredible! Everyone knows that the priest in the church is actually lying to people. There is no god in this world - the "that guy" he imagined himself does not count, but the wound on his forehead was indeed healed by the holy light...

“…”

Amano Yuki looked at Cai Mingyuan who had "finished his achievements" in a dumbfounded manner. Until now, he still didn't believe that this Asian "uncle" in casual clothes was actually a priest who could use magical skills. However, his hand subconsciously touched his forehead, and indeed touched the wet and slippery liquid with one hand.

He took his hand down and saw a little bright red blood stained on his fingertips, but there was no subcutaneous swelling or stinging pain on his forehead or the burning and burning skin. He didn't feel dizzy, as if he had never been injured at all!

"You, you guys..."

"Is there anything strange? Your master, I am a master of great magical skills, and I naturally make friends with those small people in the world who have achieved success in their cultivation."

Chu Xian stepped forward as if nothing had happened and pulled up the Kaishan disciple who seemed to be in vain, and then broadcast the video he had just recorded to him. Amano Yukihiro clearly saw the sacred light coming to his head from the perspective of the bystander, and quickly eliminated the whole process of the red and swollen part of his forehead, which made him even suspect that he could not even dream about it.

"Okay, so awesome! It's really awesome!

There are really martial arts and magic in this world!

Master...Master! It's really amazing!"

After watching the video of himself bathing in the holy light for more than ten times, Amano Yuki finally accepted the reality and cheered for it.

Just as girls who hate tentacles do not exist in this world, boys who hate martial arts and magic do not exist. Although most boys cannot persist in the hard and tiring martial arts practice, if it is just YY, everyone hopes that they can have peerless magic skills that can defeat the world invincible.

"Although your physique is not suitable for practicing magic, if you practice the magical skills of this sect, you can beat ten of them with close physical attack priests."

Seeing Amano Xuehui's eyes looking at Cai Mingyuan were almost shining. Chu Xian had to remind him a little while when he took the phone back from his hand, while Amano Xuehui quickly blushed and said:

"Ah... Master, Master, I don't want to change to magic, I just think it's amazing."

"You haven't thought about it now, but 'the human heart is not enough and the snake swallows the elephant'. Anyway, you will want to try the dual cultivation of magic and martial arts sooner or later, so I'll just stop your idea."

Chu Xian didn't care whether Amano Yuki's words were true or not. After pouring a basin of cold water on this pioneer disciple, he took out a brand new notebook from the computer bag that Cai Mingyuan was carrying, and ordered Amano Yuki with an extremely solemn expression:

"Kneel down! I will teach you the magical skill of this sect, "Sunflower Book"."

“Yes, yes!”

Although Amano Yuki was still confused about the notebook that seemed to be purchased in a hundred-yuan convenience store, Chu Xian's magical skills and Cai Mingyuan's holy light had left a very deep impression on him, which made him subconsciously kneel down according to his master's request.

Then Chu Xian walked over with a swagger, holding his secrets written on the McDonald's table with both hands after lunch today, and pretended to be a warning:

"Sunflower is the sun. The "Sunflower Book" is actually the most yang technique in the world. There must be a matching method of the heart method that conveys the heart but does not establish words.

Practicing secrets alone will make women turn into men and men explode. Only by cutting off the ** and turning the yang into the yin can it be resolved, but it will also make men and women...

So even if my master has passed on the entire secret book to you, don’t practice it yourself, go back and memorize it first!"

After squeezing a few words of classical Chinese that Amano Yukii didn't understand, Chu Xian finally said something he could understand, and then readily ended the book-teaching ceremony, directly waved his hand to signal that he could get out.

But of course Yuki Amano could not have left like this. He didn't know how to contact this master who appeared inexplicably, and he didn't even know the name of his master, which was really unreasonable.

"Then, that... Master, won't you go home with me to meet my mother?"

Although Amano Yukiki, who lacks social experience, did not know how to ask Chu Xian for his private information naturally and politely in this situation, he made the best choice based on his intuition. As long as he invited this master who seemed to be too young, his mother would definitely help him entertain his master and ask about his contact information...and his origin.

"By the way, you must keep the existence of a teacher confidential, even your mother cannot say it.

Come and exchange a business card with your teacher, but don’t harasse your teacher if you’re fine. You will go to the school gate to wait for you when you’re over school tomorrow.”

Chu Xian never thought about meeting Amano Yuki's mother - it was not because he had not obtained a legal identity in this world, but because he was impatient with the students' parents' polite interrogation. He directly shook his new phone today, and then skillfully passed on his virtual business card in Amano Yuki's strange expression, giving people the feeling that he did not look like a legendary martial arts master at all.

However, no one stipulates that martial arts masters and magicians must wear long robes to hide in the mountains and forests to practice, and reject all high-tech products, and don’t even know how to use a mobile phone. What’s more, Chu Xian and his two companions are completely modern urban youths from the outside, and it’s even more incredible that they can’t use mobile phones.

"Dongfang Bubai... Master, I seem to have heard of this name somewhere?"

After seeing the name set on his phone, Amano Yuki finally felt a little relieved - at least he didn't have to worry about not being able to find his master again after not being able to learn the art. However, the name Dongfang Bubai was obviously a pseudonym, and it seemed that he had appeared in some animation, which made him unable to completely relieve himself.

"Almost every fighting game has characters using Bajiquan, Jeet Kune Do, Taekwondo, and Karate. Can you say that the martial arts in reality are created after playing games?

However, our sect was indeed decided to establish it after reading novels and animations for our teachers. You can check the novel "The Smiling, Proud Wanderer" and "G Gundam" online and you will understand.

If you have something to do next, just go home by yourself. If you have any questions, think about it and ask me tomorrow."

Chu Xian briefly explained a few words to Amano Yuki, then threw him into this uninhabited alley, and took Cai Mingyuan and Yan Kai away first.

——This morning, the three of them had a rough understanding of this world in the comics and Internet cafe. Simply put, except for the upcoming battle between the Creator God and the ridiculous heir, this world is not much different from the real world where they are. The novels and animes that appear are basically the same, and they don’t look like a dream world at all.

However, Cai Mingyuan and Yan Kai have to admit that the story of "The Diary of the Future" is more like a daydream of a middle-aged boy, just like the dream of Amano Yuki's dream eroded part of the real world.

For a world like this that has obvious intellectual flaws, Cai Mingyuan and Yan Kai are completely confused whether they should treat it as the real world or the dream world. Even Chu Xian can only tell everyone not to think too much, and to treat it as a "real fantasy world" for the time being.

After all, isn’t the “task world” basically the same? Whether it is reasonable or not, it has changed from a human fantasy to a reality, so the reincarnation can only accept these reasonable or unreasonable reality.

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