Chapter 73
Mrs. White Bone's fingers gently tapped on the throne made by human bones, and the slender fingernails knocked out a slight sound echoing in the cave.
After a long time, Mrs. Baigu suddenly laughed: "It seems that the monk is not only incompetent, but also a kind and kind person. He probably can't recognize me as a monster. He just thinks that the monkey killed the good person, so he scolded him. OK, OK... This is easy to deal with!"
Skeleton Land asked curiously: "Madam, what should I do next?"
Mrs. Baigu smiled and said, "Simple! Increase the misunderstanding and let the monkey get out!"
After saying that, Mrs. White Bone waved her hand and the body of an old lady hanging on the wall flew over. She attached to the old lady's shriveled body. The body quickly became full and eventually turned into an old woman with a pleat on her face like a living person!
Mrs. White Bone smiled at the old skeleton and said, "Since that monk doesn't know the number, he will die a few more times. If you don't believe that he can still keep the ferocious monkey by your side!"
Skeleton Land smiled and said, "Madam, great!"
Mrs. White Bone chuckled and said, "This time, you can stay away and take a look at everything that happened. Come back, I'll ask you the details!"
Skeleton Land nodded repeatedly, indicating that it was optimistic.
Then Mrs. White Bone turned into a ray of cold wind and went out...
Let’s talk about the other side, Tang Sanzang and others had enough food and drink and set off on the road again. While walking, Sun Wukong, who was exploring the way ahead, saw an old woman walking towards him!
The old woman, 80 years old, leaning on an elbow bamboo stick in her hands. Her temples are as snowy as ice and snow, walking slowly, her steps are floating, and her figure is thin, as if she will be blown down by a gust of wind at any time.
Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and thought to himself: "The monster is back. She thought that if she becomes an old woman, I won't recognize her? Humph, look at me..."
While speaking, Sun Wukong was about to take out the golden cudgel and then suddenly shuddered, as if he had remembered something, and then turned around and ran back without looking back.
The old woman in the distance was naturally changed by Mrs. White Bone. When she saw the monkey turn around and run, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and thought to herself, "Sure enough, although the bald man is not popular, he also has the intention of a bad person. He scolds the monkey so hard that he dare not do anything. In this way, it will be easy to do things."
The old woman walked forward with a smile...
On the other side, Sun Wukong ran wildly, turned around and came to Tang Sanzang, and shouted excitedly: "Master, Master, that monster is back!"
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he was lying bored on the horse's back and yawning suddenly sat up: "Really?"
Sun Wukong nodded vigorously.
Tang Sanzang seemed a little worried about the monkey, so he asked: "Male or female?"
Sun Wukong said: "Female!"
Tang Sanzang was immediately overjoyed: "Hahaha... Okay, disciples, you are waiting here! Come and go as your teacher!"
After saying that, Tang Sanzang rushed forward alone...
Tang Sanzang took two steps at a time, and one sprinted to the corner. When he turned around, he subconsciously said: "Girl, make an appointment..."
Before the words were said, I saw an old woman with a twig in her face, with more elderly people than pockmarks standing in front of him, and the two of them were almost face to face, mouth to mouth!
Tang Sanzang could even smell the leek box in the other person's mouth!
Mrs. Baigu didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly. Her eyes shone and she shouted excitedly: "Elder!"
Tang Sanzang also shouted: "Oh, I'll go!"
boom!
A fist power surged into the sky, and a mushroom cloud also emerged from the sky!
The entire White Tiger Ridge is trembling...
Smoke and dust are everywhere, and wood chips are flying...
For a moment, hundreds of birds flew in shock and hundreds of beasts cried...
The smoke and dust dissipated, and a wide road ran through Baihu Ridge. A bald man stood there sweating profusely, looking at the fist in his hand, and said in a panic: "Damn it, what the hell is it? I scared the baby to death..."
When Sun Wukong and others saw the movement, they hurriedly ran over, but they saw the broad road running through the entire Baihu Ridge.
Zhu Gangli said, "Brother Monkey, learn a little and you will open the way in the future. This road is much easier to walk than the road you pressed with with your stick..."
Sun Wukong ignored him and leaned over and asked Tang Sanzang: "Master, you're done in just three seconds? Then there's no need to rush to kill the donkey, right?"
boom!
Another mushroom cloud emerges from the sky!
The fist force pierced a mountain in the east...
A monkey hung on the top of a big tree in the distance, shaking in the wind, complaining with grievance: "I beat me, he hit me. If I don't beat him, I'll let him hit me, but he hit me... I obviously don't have to say that my waist is not good, but I won't be able to say it for a short time... This is too bullying the monkey!"
As a result, a bald man suddenly appeared in front of the monkey, then pinched his neck with both hands and roared: "That's also called a woman? Your uncle, I'm so scared that my bones were soft!"
Sun Wukong said aggrievedly: "That's indeed a woman!"
Tang Sanzang roared: "Women can also distinguish between young and old? Can't you tell the difference between beautiful and ugly?!"
Then Sun Wukong replied with a dull, empty, incomprehensible look.
Tang Sanzang looked at the monkey in front of him and said powerlessly: "Forget it, this is indeed a bit difficult for you..."
The master and disciple gathered together again, and Tang Sanzang said, "Zhu Gangli, if you explore the way in the future, you will meet a girl... Forget it, don't go."
Tang Sanzang originally wanted Zhu Gangli to explore the way, but when he thought of Zhu Gangli's wife Gao Cuilan's appearance in Gao Laozhuang, he decisively gave up.
Zhu Gangli knew what Tang Sanzang meant and hummed, "Master, don't look down on others. In fact, Gao Cuilan is quite beautiful. But my body seems to have a curse. If you want to get close to women, then women will become big and round like a sow..."
Tang Sanzang was stunned and said, "Do you still have this book?"
Zhu Gangli smiled bitterly and said, "I would rather not have this ability... If she hadn't become like that, I would have had a nest of pigs long ago? As for those years, I'd only found the antidote..."
Tang Sanzang was silent, then pointed to the front and said, "Okay, go ahead and explore the way, remember, let me leave it to my teacher when I meet a beautiful female monster."
Zhu Gangli happily took the order and set off. He was very happy about this new job. After all, the more useful it was, the further it was from the blame that Sha Wujing took...
On the other side, Mrs. White Bone ran back to the White Bone Cave, sat on the White Bone Throne, and cursed with a blood-faced look: "Does... Damn bald donkeys... Sure enough... bald donkeys are all liars!
Big liar!
Lingshan is all liars!
Damn it, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of Lingshan who had agreed to be humble, kind, polite and kind, what was the result?
The disciple of Buddha Tathagata practiced for ten lifetimes, and then he practiced such a thing?
If you eat meat and pick up girls, just forget about everything. The apprentices I brought are more irritable than the other, and you will be killed if you disagree. Is this what people do?"
Mrs. Baigu cursed and cried...
Chapter completed!