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Chapter 69 Insult me!

I saw a woman on the mountain facing the strong wind in the east, facing the strong wind in the east, looking at the east with tears in her eyes, muttering to herself: "It's been a week, why haven't she come yet?"

Gululu...

Her stomach shouted in a very good manner.

The Skeleton Land emerged at this time: "Madam, why don't you sleep for a while?"

Mrs. Baigu shook her head stubbornly and said, "Don't sleep! If I overslept, how can I live forever? The opportunity is rare and once in a lifetime. I must seize it! You can watch it!"

Skeleton Land scratched her head and said, "Madam, why don't you just drink some animal blood?"

Mrs. White Bone waved her hand and said, "Get out!"

A gust of wind blew, and another three days passed.

There is still no monk in the east...

A python passed by the foot of the mountain...

Skeleton Land asked again: "Madam, if you can't stand it anymore, just take a bite. Although there is no one's blood and delicious food, being hungry is not a solution after all..."

Mrs. White Bone said, "Drinking beast blood is an insult to me!"

Skeleton Land left again.

Three more days...

Mrs. Baigu was so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back. She touched her chest that was originally D and now almost A. She said to the sky with grief and anger: "This bald man in Lingshan is too unpunctual, right? This is too fucking!"

"Madam..." Skeleton Land just spoke.

Mrs. White Bone suddenly turned her head and looked at a passing python, then showed a hideous smile and said, "Come here, insult me!"

The big python looked at Mrs. White Bone with a confused look on her face.

The next moment, he was pressed to the ground by Mrs. White Bone. Mrs. White Bone roared: "Drink! Drink! Drink Mother T! I won't wait! Just insult me, insult it, it's better than starving to death!"

On the high hillside, a woman was holding a big snake, biting the other party's seven-inch mouthful and sucking blood...

As a result, she only took a sip and was disgusted for a long time, and then she continued to drink...

Later, she took three sips, but in order to ensure that she could catch the bald man in full swing, she still tried hard!

Finally, she was full and touched her round belly. Mrs. Baigu shouted in tears and said, "This is the most difficult blood I have ever drunk in my life... It's so uncomfortable..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a humble voice came from the east: "Hey! Is anyone? I am a white and tender monk from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu. The flesh is tender, plump and juicy, suitable for washing and steaming!"

Hearing this shout, Mrs. White Bone and Skeleton Land were stunned, and then Mrs. White Bone's tears couldn't stop flowing down...

At this moment, the big boss of Baihuling, Mrs. Baigu cried...

Her emotions were extremely complicated and extremely excited...

Finally, Mrs. Baigu stood up, threw the snake in her arms to the ground, stepped on her feet, and cursed: "Damn it! Did he do it on purpose?"

On the other side, Tang Sanzang and his party came to a high mountain. From a distance, the mountains were rolling, with peaks and rocks overlapping, and rifts and bays.

It's like a fierce tiger crawling on the ground, extremely ferocious!

Looking closely, tigers and wolves are walking in the mountains, deer are walking in groups, deer are walking in groups. Countless deer berries are drilled, foxes and rabbits are gathered all over the mountain. A thousand-foot python, and a thousand-foot long snake entrenches on it. The python sprays sad mist, and the long snake spits out strange winds. Thorns are everywhere next to the road. It can be said that people cannot walk and horses cannot walk. This is definitely not a good place!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang said bitterly: "Patriarch, this mountain is so dangerous, I am afraid that there will be mountain spirits and ghosts blocking the road. If you encounter it later, you must protect yourself as your teacher."

After saying that, Tang Sanzang shouted to the opposite side at the top of his voice: "Is anyone? I am a white and tender monk from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu. The meat is tender, full and juicy, suitable for washing and steaming!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing and others were speechless. Are you afraid?

Can a scared person tell such a lie that is not human?

However, everyone also knows that in the past six months, they can be said to be calm along the way. Occasionally, there are two little monsters who are not open to their eyes, and Sun Wukong does not need to take action. In order to prevent them from being eaten by the pig Gangli.

Although this bald man had a good meal, he had already made a fortune.

Now seeing a mountain with high mountains with dense forests and smoky forests, this guy has had another illness of pretending to be a pig and eating tigers, so he turned his eyes and ignored him and went down the mountain.

When Sun Wukong came to Baihu Ridge, he didn't say anything nonsense. He took out a golden hoop to the mountains and slapped heavily on the ground. He heard a loud bang and the mountain swaying!

Sun Wukong yelled: "Get out of here for me, Old Sun!"

With a roar, the tigers, leopards, wolfs and bears in the mountains fled one after another. The snake shrank its head, the giant python returned to the cave, trembling, and no longer had the ferocious look he had just now.

Sun Wukong swung the golden cudgel again and smashed it in front of him. All the shrubs and thorns were wiped out, and he drove a way out on the mountain.

After doing all this, Sun Wukong turned around and asked Tang Sancang for me and said, "Master, the road is ready, we can leave."

Tang Sanzang said with a grievance: "Wukong, why are you making such a big noise? What if you attract monsters in the mountains? Next time, let's go in quietly and leave quietly, don't be discovered."

After saying that, Tang Sanzang grabbed the horse's belly and walked up the mountain, shouting: "Is anyone? I am a white and tender monk from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu. The meat is tender, full and juicy, suitable for washing and steaming!"

The foreheads of Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing and others were suddenly covered with black lines...

Sha Wujing muttered, "The master has also eaten a lot of good meat along the way, why are you still so tricky?"

Zhu Gangli said: "Master must have not taken a bath for too long and I want to find a free bathhouse."

Sha Wujing said: "Actually, I can rub it for him..."

Zhu Gangli gave him a blank look and said, "If you are a beautiful fairy, he will let you rub it every day. What a pity, you are a bad guy!!"

On the other side, Tang Sanzang shouted, but he didn't see any mountain spirit monsters paying attention to him. He sighed and said, "Hey, after calling for so long, no monsters have come. There should be no monsters on this mountain... I feel relieved this time."

Zhu Gangli said, "Master, what are you relieved?"

Tang Sanzang said seriously: "I have no power to tie a chicken in my hands. I have to rely on you all the way west, especially your senior brother's protection. Now I'm hungry and I have never dared to say it, just because I'm afraid that monsters will come to your senior brother when he goes out to Huazhai. Now I have been tempted for a long time and I haven't seen any monsters. There should be no monsters. Wukong, you can go Huazhai with confidence. Remember, pick fat people!"

Hearing this, everyone was speechless again. This guy's ability to pretend to be a pig was getting more and more awesome. If he hadn't understood this guy's horror too much, just looking at his weak and powerless appearance, they might have believed his nonsense.

PS: Thank you Hunting for giving 8,000 starting point coins, [becoming the second helm leader]; thank you for giving 500 starting point coins from the rich fan; thank you Kong Buyu for giving 200 starting point coins; thank you for giving 200 book coins from the prince-consor Moduole for giving 200 book coins; thank you for giving 100 book coins from the Net Kongkong; thank you for giving 100 book coins from the Dark Night Rose 1987; thank you for giving 100 book coins from the Hongyun Tianqi; thank you for giving 100 book coins from the wine fairy Li Jianxianbai for giving 100 book coins from the wine sword to the black hole; thank you for giving 100 book coins from the Mingyu;
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