Chapter 5 Can You Fly?
Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong with a positive plus absolute affirmation and extremely sincere look, and nodded vigorously and said, "Confirm."
There is a dead silence between heaven and earth...
Sun Wukong's eyes were red, his fists were clenched, and he gritted his teeth!
The bald man looked cute and looked like I was very weak, so you should beat me up.
Sun Wukong fought in his heart: "This bald man is so bullying. He really wants to kill him!
But looking at this guy's expression, it is obvious that he hasn't beaten up for many years. He urgently needs a sofa bag to vent his emotions and wait to come to the door.
If I really do something, I will probably be killed...
But just forget it, it's too embarrassing.
what to do……"
At this moment, a roar sounded: "Roar!"
A tiger with white-headed eyes appeared in front of the two of them, and the tiger roared loudly, majestic!
At that moment, Sun Wukong seemed to see the steps of dismounting, and suddenly turned his head and looked over. The anger of the Monkey King directly suppressed him!
At the same time, the bald man looked over with a dissatisfied look on his face.
Neither of them is good birds, so I look at this white-browed tiger with a look that I want to kill you.
The majestic white-browed tiger that had a moment ago turned into weak, helpless, and looked at the two peerless fierce gods pitifully.
"Master, let me leave this." Sun Wukong was so angry that he had no place to vent his anger, and he was ready to vent his anger.
Tang Sanzang ignored him, but looked at the white-browed tiger in front of him very seriously and asked, "Little tiger, I understand your scream just now. Are you saying that I'm bald! Right?"
After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, his eyes gradually became sharp and cruel.
The white-headed tiger looked confused. Although the white-headed tiger could not understand human words, it also felt that the bald man was wronging him. However, the tiger could not speak, so he could only admit it.
Sun Wukong looked black and said, "Damn, this bald man is too far-fetched to hit someone, right?"
Feeling the crisis of life and death, the white-browed tiger turned around and was about to run away with its tail...
As a result, a big hand and a stick fell down at the same time!
boom!
After a while, smoke rose up...
A bald monk and a monkey who was almost wearing nothing were sitting there and feasting.
Both guys were full of oil in their mouths.
One is born with greed and loves food the most;
One is that I haven’t eaten meat for more than four hundred years;
The two guys naturally had a great time eating.
After eating and drinking, Sun Wukong leaned against a big tree and asked while picking his teeth: "Master, aren't you a monk? Why are you still eating meat?"
Bang!
A shoe was slapped on Sun Wukong's face.
"You are just a monk, your whole family is a monk!" Tang Sanzang cursed, and at the same time cut the white tiger skin into a tiger-headed cloak and draped it on his body. His bald head was stuffed into the tiger's head, and it suddenly seemed less shiny.
Sun Wukong couldn't understand this monk any longer. Guanyin Bodhisattva said that the one who came to save him was a monk, why didn't this guy admit his profession?
But there is one thing he is quite pleased with, that is, the thief bald acknowledged that he called him his master.
Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzang's tiger-skin cloak, majestic. When he looked at his almost bare butt, he shouted unwillingly: "Master, give me some tiger-skin? I'm following you with my bare butt, and I'm also yours."
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he thought that the same was true, so he nodded and said, "It makes sense."
Sun Wukong was overjoyed and said to himself: "I finally have clothes to wear!"
However, the next moment, he saw the bald man crawling into the woods and soon grabbed a white-haired rabbit and came out.
Sun Wukong had a bad premonition...
The next moment, he looked down at the white triangle on his crotch, rabbit fluff, and sexy underwear, and was crying without tears!
The point is that the rabbit's head just stuck on the big bird, and it was so cute!
"You have the clothes too, let's go."
Tang Sanzang photographed Sun Wukong and signaled that he could set off.
Sun Wukong said: "Master, can I not wear this?"
Tang Sanzang's eyes gradually became fierce, and he asked with a smile on his lips: "The rabbit I took three seconds to catch, and I made these pants for you in another minute and twelve seconds. You told me not to wear it?! Are you sure?"
Looking at the face full of threats, Sun Wukong compromised bitterly: "Wear, wear... can't I wear it?"
Tang Sanzang's face turned into a change of face like a Sichuan opera, and it became gentle in an instant, and he smiled and said, "Good disciple, let's go."
Following Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong tilted his head, judging from which angle he could knock him to death...
However, he also understood that the gap in strength was too big, and taking action rashly was equivalent to death.
So he gave up this idea for the time being.
But if you can't beat it, what if you run away?
With a sudden inspiration, Sun Wukong came up and said, "Master, you are very powerful, why don't you fly to Lingshan directly?"
Tang Sanzang replied casually: "Because I can't fly."
"Hmm?!" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously hung up: "Master, are you kidding me? You are so powerful, how could you not fly?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "I really can't fly."
"oh……"
"Somedog Cloud!"
With a shout, Tang Sanzang looked up and saw that Sun Wukong was about to fly out of the sky! He scratched his bald head and muttered, "Is this flying?"
Sun Wukong followed and flew out a thousand miles away. Seeing that the bald man didn't catch up, he couldn't help laughing loudly and said, "Hahaha... My old Sun is finally free! The bald man, you go and get the scriptures by yourself!"
As soon as the word "Battle" was said, Sun Wukong suddenly shuddered, and then he felt something appearing over his head, covering the sunshine.
At the same time, the temperature around him dropped suddenly, and he felt like he was being targeted by a peerless beast.
This scene is a bit familiar...
"No?"
Sun Wukong slowly raised his head and saw a bald head on his head, looking at him with a gloomy face, grinning at her!
"Master...Master...Didn't you say you can't fly?" Sun Wukong exclaimed.
The thief said, "I can't fly, but I can jump! You're somersaulting and I jumping. Is it strange?"
Then the thief suddenly realized, patted his bald head and said, "Is this flying?"
Sun Wukong said in a crying voice: "Of course this is gone!"
The thief said, "Oh... I understand, the so-called flying is a long jump!"
Sun Wukong had the urge to hit him and die on the ground. Damn, what kind of brain circuit is it!
But the next moment, he really cried.
"Monkey, why did you call me a teacher just now?"
"Master."
"No, the previous sentence."
"It's still Master!"
"You don't like lying! You should be honest, it's not difficult for you to be your teacher."
"I call you bald."
Chapter completed!