Tang Sanzang looked at him with his head tilted: "Is there anything wrong?"

Huanxi Buddha smiled slightly, got up and walked slowly over: "Are you Tang Sanzang?"

Tang Sanzang raised his chin, squinted his eyes, and looked defensive.

After confirming Tang Sanzang's identity, Buddha smiled brighter and rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe... I have heard of you. Tathagata asked you to learn the bullshit etiquette with Cihang and others, right?"

Tang Sanzang nodded.

Huanxi Buddha smiled and said, "What can you learn from those people who follow Cihang? They are not good at playing, they know nothing about acquired etiquette."

Tang Sanzang asked back: "They don't know, you know?"

Huanxiu laughed and said, "Of course! What is acquired etiquette?

Acquired etiquette is actually humane!

Humanity can be calculated from the introduction to promotion.

But then again, what is humanity? Do you know?"

Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, he knew nothing!

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva said it, he watched the beauty throughout the whole process and didn't listen to it at all, and didn't remember a single word.

When the Buddha Huanxi saw Tang Sanzang's expression, he knew that this guy hadn't learned anything at all. He immediately laughed even happier. He sat in front of Tang Sanzang, opened his belly and laughed: "What is humanity?

Humanity is very complicated.

Some people say that humanity is benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness, and it promotes a bullshit spirit of dedication.

But in my opinion, bullshit humanity!

Humanity means being full and having a lot of time, putting one imprisonment after another on your head and limiting your tricks...

In other words, it is just a trick that those who have attained enlightenment restrict the body, behavior and spirit of ordinary people.

And the humanity in my eyes is very simple.

First, survival.

Second, life.

Survival is the top priority of all living things. After all, living is meaningful. If you die, you will be a big deal!

Then there is life, just living, living as a puppet or slave to others, what is the point?

So, live freely and do whatever you want!”

Speaking of this, the Buddha Huanxi sighed and said, "What do you think are the practices of all living things in the heavens and the world?

I was so sad that I had to endure a stone, an old tree, and a mosquito. I endured the boring practice of thousands of years and endured countless worlds. The attacks of competitors were finally able to become immortals, Buddhas, and have the strength to stand at the top of the food chain. Is it just to learn benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness and take care of the weak?

It's just a fart!"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he felt that what the fat man with long ears in front of him made some sense. It can even be said that he wanted to die a little bit from his philosophy.

Isn’t the world of demons just pursuing power and freedom?

I'm strong, I'm right.

You are weak, you are fart.

Huanxi Buddha continued: "I don't know what others are pursuing, but I only have four things to pursue!"

While speaking, the Buddha Joy four fingers: "First, survive! In order to survive, I think it is not an exaggeration to do anything.

Second, woman! I think that if I live, I have to pass on my family. No reason can stop me from picking up girls and having children. There are more children and more power!

Third, eat meat! My mother has worked hard for endless years and has gone from a rabbit to a Buddha. I am not here to eat vegetarian food, otherwise wouldn’t it be good for me to continue being a rabbit? I want to eat meat, I want to eat all kinds of meat!

Fourth, I want to drink! This is a thing of wine... I drink happily, the happier the more I drink! You can drink it even if you are unhappy, and the more I drink, the more unhappy it is. It can completely release your emotions.

Tang Sanzang, what about you? What is your purpose of practicing?”

Tang Sanzang had three fingers deep in the depths of: "Eat meat and drink and pick up girls."

When Huanxi Buddha heard this, he laughed and said, "Is that right? From the first time I saw you, I knew that we were all the people. Since that's the case, you can follow me and follow those old stubborn people, which has completely buried your nature."

Tang Sanzang was about to agree, but suddenly heard a cold snorkeling: "Dingguang Happy Buddha, you have dug up my feet to this place! Who is the old stubborn? Who has buried his nature!"

I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva walking over with a black face.

Huanxi Buddha suddenly saw sweat on his forehead and laughed dryly, "Oh, Bodhisattva, why are you here? Don't get me wrong, I... I'm just chatting with fellow Taoist Tang... That, are you busy?"

"I'm busy with your uncle! Look at the beating!" Guanyin Bodhisattva roared, grabbed the mouth of the bottle of the goat milk jade bottle in the dragon girl's hand, swung it up, and smashed it on the forehead of Huanxi Buddha. His proficiency was obviously that he often did this!

The Buddha Huanxi was also prepared, and he retreated thousands of miles in an instant, and then shouted: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am a good man and I won't fight with women!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was like a cat with a trampled tail and said angrily: "A good man won't tease women? OK, don't fight back today, see if I won't knock you to death!"

After saying that, Guanyin Bodhisattva chased after him. Seeing this, Huanxi Buddha ran away. While running, he did not forget to shout to Tang Sanzang: "Tang Sanzang, let's talk more carefully! I'm waiting for you in Dingguang Mountain, Jile Cave!"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he was a little hesitant.

Huanxi Buddha added another sentence: "My 80,000 fairies have all grown long legs!"

Tang Sanzang sneered, and said with a firm look: "Wait, I'll pack up!"

"Die rabbit, look at the beating!"

Bang!

Guanyin Bodhisattva slapped the forehead of Huanxi Buddha in a bottle, and blood suddenly flowed like a rush. Huanxi Buddha covered his forehead with one hand and cursed all the way: "You shrew, you have become a woman, you are still so fierce! You deserve to become a woman!"

"Go to die!" Guanyin roared, and the world changed color.

In an instant, Guanyin Bodhisattva transformed into Thousand-Handed Guanyin, and thousands of Buddhist magic weapons were like garbage that cost money. They blasted over to the Buddha of Joy, causing the heaven and earth to change color and the sun and the moon to lose its light.

On Lingshan, some idle Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Venerables, Arhats and others looked up at the battle. No one took it seriously, but they were having a happy chat.

"They're doing it again."

"Who do you think can win this time?"

"When did Guanyin Bodhisattva win? Although Huanxi Buddha has become a Buddha, he really has to do with his strength... Haha, that's all."

"That's right, although that Brutal Boy was loved by the Master Tongtian Sect back then, as one of the seven immortals of the Jie Sect, he himself was a guy who liked to take advantage of his mistakes and did not work hard in his practice. Although he was a personal disciple, he did not learn much.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva is just a Bodhisattva, he is one of the twelve golden immortals who have actually hit the golden bell, so where is his strength?

Besides, although he entered Buddhism, they have never let go of the concept of the Academic Buddhism.”

"What concept?"

"Group fight!"
Chapter completed!