Chapter 185 A Feather
Tang Sanzang said, "No, it's okay. If you don't go back anyway, I'll tie you up and drag you back."
"You... you pretended to be my name all the way, cheated everywhere, cheated girls, I don't care about you anymore, but don't bully people too much!" Tang Seng roared.
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said with an unhappy look: "You can eat food, but you can't talk nonsense. Why do I just cheat, why do I cheat the girl with money?
As I went along the way, money was made by playing monkeys, and the girl took the initiative to pounce on her. When did she cheat?
Just based on your words, I have to take you back to the Tang Dynasty and make a good argument with your brother Yu!
Wukong, tie people up!”
The Golden Immortal rushed over and shouted, "No, no... Fellow Taoist, Great Sage, keep your subordinates. If you leave, he will not take them away. This makes no sense..."
Sun Wukong also said, "Master, let's go, why do you have to pull him? Look at him, his face is full of the words "annoying bag."
Tang Sanzang said: "Nonsense, after he has obtained the scriptures, how can we pretend to be the ones who have obtained the scriptures and make money? As long as he is still on the way to obtain the scriptures, we can continue to have sex for free!"
Sun Wukong: "#¥%¥…"
Tang Seng said angrily: "You said you didn't cheat? You admitted it yourself!"
Tang Sanzang said while cleaning his ears: "Bald, you have heard the hearing, I have never said it. If you don't believe me, ask them, see who dares to say they have heard it!"
Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong and others, and Sun Wukong and others looked at the sky together: "Oh, there are so many stars today..."
Tang Seng said angrily: "Can you take some snacks when you lie? It's daytime now!"
Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others: "..."
Tang Monk turned his life-saving eyes to the Golden Summit Immortal, and Tang Sanzang also turned his murderous eyes to the Golden Summit Immortal.
Tang Sengdao: "Golden Summit Immortal, did you hear it just now? Please help me with your decision!"
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and was slanted with the Golden Top Immortal. While rubbing his fists, he said with a threat: "Golden Top Immortal, you have already thought about it before you can talk about it."
The golden fairy sweated coldly on her forehead. Looking at both eyes, she felt like she wanted to die.
Logically speaking, he should have helped Tang Seng, but if the bald man waved his fists, he would probably go to the underworld to jump into the lineup.
When the Jinding Great Immortal has a headache, some people also have a headache.
Buddha Tathagata looked at Taibai Jinxing in front of him, the fat man with the best temper in the three realms, and now he wanted to strangle the god with the best temper in the three realms in front of him.
Taibai Jinxing spread his hands and said, "Buddha, please receive the imperial edict."
Buddha Tathagata frowned and asked, "Do you have to accept it? Is it a bit unreasonable for the Jade Emperor to do this? My Lingshan is just a mountain sect, not an affiliated organ of the Heavenly Court..."
Taibai Jinxing said: "Whether within the three realms is the kingdom, the consensus of all saints, Hongmeng is close to you... Buddha, you should stop struggling.
Didn’t you also responded to an oral order and suppressed the monkey?
Didn’t the Jade Emperor give you face and save the monkey’s life to help you obtain the scriptures in the West?
There are coming and going, everyone looks good.”
Buddha Tathagata smiled bitterly and said, "The monkey is a monkey, but the one you pushed me this time is bald... Tang Sanzang!"
Taibai Jinxing said: "There is no way... There is a saying that goes, "I will die if I die, but I will die, although this is not authentic."
But you Buddhism also said, if I don’t go to hell, who will go to hell?"
Buddha Tathagata said, "I will give you Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to you when I look back! He said, go find him."
Taibai Jinxing continued: "Although Tang Sanzang is very destructive, he has no education and is casual in his work, but in general, he is still saved from the root of the destruction.
Buddhism emphasizes that there are teachings but no distinction, and that it can bloom lotus flowers on its tongue, which is the most speakable and fooled."
Buddha Tathagata said, "Are you sure you are praising me?"
Taibai Jinxing said: "The Buddha has transformed countless sentient beings, isn't this one missing?"
Buddha Tathagata said firmly: "No! That's the only one!"
Taibai Jinxing spread his hands and entered the group of imperial edicts and said, "Then are you going to answer or not?"
Buddha Tathagata stared at Taibai Jinxing in front of him, and Taibai Jinxing looked at each other with a gentle smile on his face.
After a long time, the Buddha Tathagata said, "Taibai Jinxing, you have learned bad things."
Taibai Jinxing smiled bitterly and said, "There is no way... it's all that bald... cough cough, that Tang Sanzang is forced."
Then Taibai Jinxing changed his tone and said, "Buddha, you don't have to be too anxious. The Jade Emperor means to keep Tang Sanzang and educate him well.
I have observed Tang Sanzang. Although he is a little violent and casual, he is not bad at heart.
On the contrary, his mind is actually quite simple..."
Just then, a bald voice came from outside: "Little brother, do you have brothels?"
Taibai Venus: "#¥…"
Tathagata Buddha: "Haha... so simple."
Taibai Jinxing continued: "His pursuit is actually quite primitive, but Buddhism is the most educated, and it may teach him more life philosophy and pursuits."
"This doesn't matter. Do you have brothels?"
Taibai Venus coughed violently...
The Buddha tilted his head and said, "It's indeed a very primitive pursuit."
What else do Taibai Jinxing want to say...
Buddha Tathagata said, "Forget it, I have taken this life on Lingshan!"
This time it was Tai Bai Jinxing's turn to be stunned: "Ah?"
Buddha Tathagata smiled and said, "Saving all sentient beings is what I should do in Lingshan, not to mention the Jade Emperor's imperial edict, so I have to accept it."
After saying that, Buddha Tathagata sighed... Obviously, he was a little embarrassed to answer.
Taibai Jinxing said: "Buddha, you don't have to worry. The Jade Emperor didn't let you force me. This was what the Jade Emperor asked me to give you."
After saying that, Taibai Jinxing took out a feather from his arms and handed it to the Buddha Tathagata.
Buddha Tathagata only glanced at him, exclaimed, and stood up: "Is this?"
Taibai Jinxing said: "I don't know, the Jade Emperor said, take this and show him, he will agree to stay and be more obedient."
Buddha Tathagata looked at Taibai Jinxing suspiciously and said, "Be more obedient? Why do I think this means disobedient?"
Taibai Venus: "#¥…"
Taibai Jinxing said: "Buddha, what the little god said, say goodbye."
After saying that, Taibai Jinxing turned around and left.
Only Buddha Tathagata looked at the feathers in his hand and frowned.
Guanyin Bodhisattva beside him asked curiously: "Buddha, what's the point of this feather?"
Buddha Tathagata said: "This feather comes from the prehistoric period..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva exclaimed, “Where is he from?”
The Buddha Tathagata did not speak, but said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, please take this feather to see him, ask him to go up the mountain, and listen to the Dharma."
Chapter completed!