Chapter 109 The Three Burials on Zen
Benboerba said: "My husband, I think Sun Wukong is okay, the key is that Tang Sanzang is very scary..."
When the nine-headed prince consort heard this, he couldn't help laughing: "Penboerba, are you confused or have you drunk fake wine? Then Sun Wukong, I know that he did have some skills in making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then, but Tang Sanzang? Hahahahaha... I'm just an ordinary monk, what's so scary?"
Benboerba thought about Baboerben, who was punched by the bald man, and said with a confused look on his face: "Are ordinary people nowadays so fierce?"
However, the Nine-headed Prince Consort obviously didn't care about these details, and waved his hand and said, "Get my hood and weapons!"
Immediately, a little demon general came up to him. The nine-headed princess walked out of the palace with a crescent shovel, split the waterway, and stepped on a wave of water to break through the blue wave pool. He wanted to roar and shock the other party, but he found that there were a few monkeys in front of him, and he couldn't figure out which one was the legendary Sun Wukong for a while.
So he yelled: "Who is Sun Wukong?"
Sun Wukong in the sky smiled and said, "Old Sun is it!"
The nine-headed prince consort said angrily: "Sun Wukong, if you don't go to the West to get your scriptures, you come to my Bibotan to meddle in other people's business. Are you too much medicine and overenerable?"
What else did Sun Wukong want to say? Tang Sanzang shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, that Jiutou is so good, hurry up and send the relics out. I am still rushing back to have a meal!"
When the nine-headed prince consort heard this, he was furious: "Why should I give you the relics I stole by my ability? What do I have to do with you when I stole my treasure? But I came here to cause trouble for me?"
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he said, "Hey, you are even more shameless than me!"
The nine-headed prince consort said with confidence: "Why are you shameless? I stole it by my ability, why should I pay it back?"
Liu'er Mihou said, "You are also strange, you don't believe in Buddhism. Why are you stealing Buddhist relics when you have nothing to do? The trouble is that the Jinguang Temple is so bad that it is almost destroyed."
The nine-headed prince consort said: "The relics are of course useless to me, but my wife likes shiny things. Of course I have to get them."
Sun Wukong sneered: "If she wants it, you go and steal it? If you want it every day, can you afford it?"
The Nine-headed Prince Consort said in a little embarrassing manner: "This, I will work hard to train my body."
Sun Wukong was stunned. Why did he think this guy misunderstood what he meant?
Before he could speak, Tang Sanzang sighed and looked at Jiutou with disdain and sympathy and said, "I thought that the one who could overwhelm the heroes and hug the beauty was a hero, but in the end, he just licked the dog."
When the nine-headed prince consort heard this, he was furious: "Seng Tang, you monk, you know nothing about love. Since you love each other, of course you have to do your best to please him!"
Tang Sanzang looked at him with more contempt and said, "It seems that you really don't understand."
The nine-headed prince consort asked curiously: "Seng Tang, do you know how to pick up girls?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "Hehe... I have heard many stories and rumors along the way. It is said that during the Battle of the Gods, it was all because of a woman."
The nine-headed prince consort said, "That's Su Daji."
Tang Sanzang said, "Yes, it's that Su Daji. I ask you, Su Daji is just a woman, although she is a vixen, and she is good at charming. But is King Zhou an ordinary person? That's a generation of human emperors! How could a little foxen master be able to be charmed by practicing some charming skills?"
The nine-headed prince consort said deeply: "This... is indeed unreasonable."
Tang Sanzang said, "So, why did she make a generation of human emperor love her so wholeheartedly?"
The nine-headed prince consort asked curiously: "Why?"
Tang Sanzang said, "Just just have nine tails!"
The nine-headed prince consort was stunned and fell into the water waves. He came to Tang Sanzang and respectfully said, "I would like to ask the monk to answer my questions."
Tang Sanzang said seriously: "Where are the nine tails growing?"
The nine-headed prince consort replied: "On the butt."
Tang Sanzang clapped his hands and said, "That's right. Based on the analysis, the result of my analysis is that nine tails are on the butt. If you do something, it will definitely be particularly exciting. You can make up for it yourself. In that scene, the feeling of the tail being flirting on you... it is much better than the twin ponytails."
The nine-headed prince consort's eyes were red and his breathing gradually became rapid, "It makes sense..."
But then the Nine-headed Prince Consort asked, "What does it have to do with picking up girls?"
Tang Sanzang said: "Of course it's related! Su Daji is a nine-tailed demon fox, you are the nine-headed prince consort. He has nine tails on his butt, which is full of charm...and what about you?
Nine heads grow on the body, what's wrong? Grape spirit?
What else is your nine heads except scary and disgusting? Not only does it not add points to your charm, but it also drags you down."
The nine-headed prince consort thought about it and seemed to be the same, frowned and said, "Which depends on the monk's wishes?"
Tang Sanzang said: "According to my monk's meaning, you have to learn from Su Daji. If you also have nine tails, it will definitely look better than your nine heads."
The nine-headed prince consort's eyes were bright, and then he laughed and bowed, "Thank you for your advice. I'm really better than reading for ten years when I listen to you. When I go back, we'll get things done!"
Tang Sanzang bowed happily and said, "Next time I meet, I will call you the Nine-tailed Prince Consort."
The Nine-headed Prince Consort smiled and shook his head and said, "No... you have to call me the Nine-headed Prince Consort!"
Tang Sanzang was stunned, then the two looked at each other, and then the two old sex pills made laughter at the same time...
"By the way, monk, don't you want relics? Wait a moment, I'll get it for you now!" The nine-headed prince consort bowed his hand, turned around and crawled into the river.
After a while, the nine-headed princess jumped onto the shore with the relics in his arms, and handed them over and said, "Mystery, this is the relics. Please take them well. If you have time in the future, please give me more advice."
Tang Sanzang received a relics and said, "It's easy to say..."
The nine-headed prince consort looked at Sun Wukong again and said, "Monkey, I can afford it if she wants it in the future!"
Sun Wukong looked at the proud nine-headed prince consort and was speechless...
On the way back, Tang Sanzang said proudly: "Disciples, I tell you, the pursuit of the scriptures in the West is not about fighting, killing, but about human nature! You see, as a teacher, he just said a few words to awaken a lost lamb. What is this called?
This is called transformation, this is called merit, this is called the embodiment of the profound Dharma!”
Chapter completed!