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Chapter 107 It's all the name's fault

At this moment, a monkey jumped up, slapped the big knife away, raised his leg and kicked the fish-headed man to the ground, and then hit the fish-headed man with a stick, which scared him so much that he didn't dare to move.

On the other side, another fish-headed man also knocked a monkey to the ground, pointing the stick to his head, and he didn't dare to move.

"Master, you have caught all the two monsters, please send them down." Sun Wukong asked.

Tang Sanzang ignored them, but instead walked to the altar with the smell of wine.

When Sun Wukong saw it, his heart suddenly became tight.

Along the way, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others also talked to Liu'er Mihou about the taboos of Tang Sanzang, among which wine ranks first!

He saw Tang Sanzang running towards the wine pot, his hair stood up, and he quickly looked at Sun Wukong, meaning: "Senior Brother, what should I do?"

Sun Wukong was also anxious, but no one could stop him from drinking!

But if he really drinks it, I will be even more unable to stop it.

Just when Sun Wukong was worried, Tang Sanzang picked up the wine pot and emptied it, muttering: "There is nothing left..."

Then he looked at the two wine glasses that were licked by the big fish's mouth and said with disgust: "This is impossible to drink..."

However, a lot of wine was spilled on the table. As soon as the wine smelled, Tang Sanzang's bald head turned red slightly, his steps were slightly staggering, and his eyes were a little dull.

Sun Wukong had an idea and quickly kicked the fish-headed man under his feet, and asked, "Little Fish Bastard, say, what kind of monster are you from? Where did you steal the relics in this tower?!"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he came to his senses slightly, and then the guy sat cross-legged on the altar, waved his hand...

Sun Wukong and Liu'er Mihou quickly dragged the two fish-headed men over.

Tang Sanzang asked, "Tell me."

Hearing this, the two fish-headed men were frightened and cried...

One of them quickly shouted: "Men, please spare me, please spare me! I didn't do this, but someone else's stole the treasure!"

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "Don't talk about these unimportant things, I'll ask you, what kind of variety are you, wild or domestic? How can you stew it delicious?"

The two fish were stunned and thought they had met a monk who was doing things, but they never expected to meet a bald man looking for food!

At this time, the abbot's voice came from the tower: "Elder Tang, how are you doing?"

Tang Sanzang quickly replied: "It's almost done, wait!"

Since the downstairs urged him, Tang Sanzang couldn't continue to ask how to eat, so he pointed to a fish and asked, "What's your name? Where did you come from? What kind of variety?"

When the fish-headed man heard this, he wailed in his heart, saying, "I've been thinking about how to eat it!"

Then he replied in a crying voice: "Monk, I am the Bibotan of Lushi Mountain. The little demon sent by the Halloween Dragon King to patrol the tower. My name is Benboerba, and I am a black fish spirit."

Tang Sanzang rubbed his eyebrows and asked with a little over his head, "What's the matter?"

"Benboerba."Benboerba Road.

Tang Sanzang was drunk and his eyes shook a little, and he shook his head and said, "What's the one?"

"Benboerba!" Benboerba was almost collapsed. Just four words, would this bald man ask him to say it three times?

Tang Sanzang said with a confused look on his face: "What kind of waves and what kind of Ba?"

Benboerba said word by word with a crying voice: "Men, let me slow down. Listen, my name is Benbo, Erba!"

After saying that, Benboerba looked at the bald man, but he said, "What do you mean? Speak slowly? Are you saying that I am not good at using my brain and can't remember your name? It's obvious that your name is long, but you dare to look down on me? Wukong, beat him up!"

Benboerba was stunned. Isn’t that the case?

Sun Wukong also found that Tang Sanzang was a little overwhelmed. Although he was not drunk, he was a little out of control. He did not dare to disobey Tang Sanzang's wishes, so he swung his fist and beat Ben Boerba!

The Liu'er Mihou next to him felt the panic in Sun Wukong's heart and quickly fought with him.

So the black fish spirit was still a black fish spirit, and the next moment he was beaten into a fat-headed fish, with a big head, like a washbasin.

Looking at the penis like this, Tang Sanzang asked again: "Tell me, what's your name?"

Benboerba really wanted to say his name again, but considering the IQ of the bald man in front of him, he decided to shorten his name very smartly, so he said, "My monk, my name is Boerba!"

Tang Sanzang was stunned, but said, "Boerba?"

When Benboerba heard that Tang Sanzang remembered his name, he nodded excitedly and said, "Yes, yes, yes... My name is Boerba!"

But the next moment, Benboerba felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong. Why did the bald man in front of him become more and more ferocious?

Especially the look, after hearing his name, I kept looking at his chest...

Benboerba was thinking, was it because his posture was wrong?

So he straightened his chest...

When he looked up, he saw that the bald man jumped off the table and came to him. He rolled up his sleeves with a hideous face and said word by word: "You are the only one who dares to call Boba? You are not bullying me, but you are not good at using my brain. This is disgusting me, but I have no knowledge..."

While speaking, Tang Sanzang punched him!

The next moment, a shrill scream of a fish came from the thirteenth floor tower, and the sound of fisting to the flesh. Another fish-headed man on the side was trembling all over. At the same time, he tried hard to think about how he should answer the bald man's question. His body was not as good as Benboerba, but he couldn't stand such a hit!

After Tang Sanzang finished beating Benboerba, he turned to look at another fish-headed man: "What kind of breed are you? Whose name is?"

The fishhead man quickly replied: "The little one is just a catfish spirit, my name is..."

Seeing that the name was about to be said, the Yutou Ren paused slightly, and the miserable ending flashed through his mind after Benboerba said the full name. He thought that his name was Baboerben, and the other party could not remember it even if he could not make a fuss. He would be beaten to death even if he was beaten.

So, Baboer ran his mind and said, "My name is Ba!"

After saying that, I was secretly proud. My name was just one word, and it was not a joke. You can't make me annoyed, right? I'm so smart. Why did my mother give birth to such a smart son? Hahaha...

However, within three seconds of pride, he found that the bald expression in front of him was even more terrifying.

Tang Sanzang looked at Baboer in front of him gloomy and said, "Dad?"

Baboer Ben nodded subconsciously and said, "Oh!"

boom!

The thirteenth floor of the pagoda suddenly exploded, and a fist hit a catfish soared into the sky...
Chapter completed!
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