Chapter 79 The True and False Monkey King
"No, don't you even want the girl you send to your mouth?"
"Has the master changed it?"
At this moment, everyone saw Tang Sanzang walking down the mountain cursingly, and cursed as they walked: "TMD, do you want to absorb my yang energy? I'm gonna swear!"
Everyone was speechless.
I guess the Scorpion sperm doesn’t know how he died until he died. If he knew, he would probably die with his eyes open.
At the same time, Che Chiguo.
A burly figure with muscles all over his body ran wildly on the ground with a wave of soil, and soon rushed into Chechiguo.
At this moment, after experiencing the trouble of resentful souls, the country has almost changed from king to local officials under the great purge. The new king is the son of the original king, and one of the few people who have not taken the opportunity to commit crimes.
Now, he sat upright on the throne of the king, looking at the ministers, and his heart was filled with emotions. After a long time... He sighed and said, "Everyone, after experiencing the past few incidents, I have figured it out. What I mean is that in the future, our country of Chechi is disrespectful to Taoism and Buddha, we will not believe anything. No matter where the Taoist monks come from in the future, they will drive them away. How about?"
The ministers heard this and talked a lot.
An old minister stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, are you sure you want to do this?"
The king said firmly: "I have decided my intentions. No matter whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, I will never see you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, someone shouted outside:
"King, that monk is back!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone shivered, and the king said in a trembling voice: "Where...what...what monk?"
"Your Majesty, it is the monk from the Tang Dynasty from the East, Tang Sanzang. He said he was here to deliver the document of the transportation pass..."
When the king heard this, his face turned green and said in a lost voice: "Hasn't you changed it for him before?"
Those who come to report don't know how to answer.
"Your Majesty, are we going to drive this away, or?" asked a straightforward minister who was not open to his eyes.
The king's face turned white in an instant, and he roared in his heart: "Do you want me to die? Have you usurped the throne?"
But I just brag and regretted it, which is too embarrassing.
Finally, the king had a sudden inspiration and asked, "What did you say? I can't hear clearly. Oh, I feel uncomfortable. Leave the matter here to the Grand Master, I'll leave first. You can handle it!"
After saying that, the king stood up and left.
Left the Grand Tutor and a group of confused ministers.
"Tai Shi, you had a good relationship with Elder Tang at the time. You might as well go and resolve it. We will say goodbye first." Then a group of ministers also ran away.
The Grand Master was speechless, but he went out to see Tang Sanzang in the end.
At the same time, on the West Heaven Road.
A mountain like a sword is inserted on the ground, and waterfalls and springs are flying on the mountains, and cranes are flying together.
On an old pine tree on the top of the mountain, a monkey stood like a javelin, looking at the East with his hands on his back. If you look closely, you will find that his ears overlap, with six!
This monkey is one of the four monkeys in the world.
At this moment, his six ears were slightly shaken, as if he was listening to something, and the corner of his mouth was slightly raised: "My six ears can hear all the sounds thousands of miles away. Listening to this movement, it should be the Tang Sanzang who went to the West to obtain the scriptures. Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, everyone is all in chaos. Why can you go to the West to become a Buddha, but I want to be a demon here? Today, my six ears will change your fate! Let me hear what you are all talking about, and turn around, I am you!"
On the way to the west, Tang Sanzang put on a hut in his hand and looked at Gaoshan in the distance and said, "Disciples, look at the mountain, it's as tall as a dick, I'm afraid there's a monster."
Zhu Gangli followed and frowned and said, "Master, he is a big sword, not the second brother. Senior brother, you have a good look, tell me."
Sun Wukong looked carefully and said, "Well, the idiot is right. That's indeed a great sword."
Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes and looked at the two of them: "Give you five seconds to reorganize the language, what is that?"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Gangli said in unison: "Hard dick!"
Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Is that right? Why did you see it wrong?"
Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli: "…¥#%#"
Tang Sanzang continued: "The second child is different. As the saying goes, one place is the soil and water to raise another monster. Do you think there will be no second child spirit on this mountain, right?"
Plop!
The Liu'er Mihou on the top of the mountain fell down and cursed: "I'm your grandma Tang Sanzang, wait for me. When I become Sun Wukong, I'll let your dick go to the West first!"
The six-eared macaque climbed up the tree again and listened to the movements thousands of miles away.
Tang Sanzang continued: "If there is really a second child who becomes a sperm, it should be very nourishing, right?"
Plop!
The Liu'er Mihou fell from the tree again and said with a dull look on his face: "Is this the so-called Tang Dynasty monk? A good man of ten generations?"
At this moment, Liu'er Mihou was a little suspicious of life.
Keep climbing trees and keep listening.
"Master, we still have a bullwhip, why don't you make up for it first?" Sha Wujing said.
Tang Sanzang said with a melancholy look on his face: "Don't mention this to me, I feel uncomfortable when you mention it. What did I think at that time? I put such a female fairy... I actually...ah! It's a waste of resources! I regret it!"
Tang Sanzang wailed to the sky...
The six-eared macaque on the tree in the distance began to clean his ears: "It must be auditory hallucination. This TM is definitely not a monk, it should be someone else..."
After waiting for a while, he listened again.
Tang Sanzang sighed and said, "Hey, if there is really a monster, what should you do if you say I am an ordinary monk? You guys are either poisoned or injured..."
Listening to the bald man starting to act weak and pretend to be disabled again, Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore: "Master, if you are really scared, let's not go to the West. Now, is it still time to go back?"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes directly and hummed, "Wukong, your concentration is too poor. I am extremely determined to go west, how can I retreat because of the difficulties? I am just sighing that my strength is not good, and I am afraid that monsters will cause trouble."
Everyone rolled their eyes again, what does it mean to make trouble? What is to make soup for the pot?
When Liu'er Mihou heard this, he nodded slightly and said, "The person who said this should be the real Tang monk. He has a firm Zen mind. That's right, it's the person I'm waiting for."
At this moment, a little snake wandered over from the side and whispered: "King, I heard that Sun Wukong was good at seventy-two transformations. He had no one to fight against the Heavenly Palace back then. Are you sure you want to fight him?"
Liu'er Mihou hummed, "So what if he can change seventy-two times? I can listen to the secret method. When I hear his magic, I will know the truth and turn it into my own use."
Chapter completed!