Chapter 53
"I'm dizzy, you uncle..."
Before Xiaotian Dog finished speaking, the bald man stretched out his big hand and pinched his dog's mouth! Xiaotian Dog was shocked to find that with his strength, he could not escape the constraints of this hand!
The Xiaotian Dog could only make an angry nasal sound from her mouth, and her four claws pushed hard on the ground to break free.
However, the bald man had a very strong hand and he couldn't break free.
While Xiaotian Dog was shocked, she was also extremely angry. She used all her strength to lift her claws and slapped the bald man in front of her...
However, the bald man caught his claws very casually.
The Xiaotian Dog took another dog's paws...
As a result, both dogs were caught by the bald man in one hand.
The snarling dog looked at the bald man in front of him like a monster. He knew very well how powerful he was. Following Qingyuan Miaodao True Lord, Erlang Shen Yang Jian practiced the eight or nine mysterious skills. Although he had not practiced to the realm of great success, he could resist mountains on his shoulders, claws could turn rivers, and his body was extremely strong.
As a result, he was caught in his hands like a puppy, and he couldn't get rid of it!
How terrifying should this bald man be in front of him?
At this moment, the bald man spoke: "Ghan, hurry up and take the rope. Gojing, is the water boiling? It's time to start eating! The big dog's paws are full of flesh when it touches!"
When Xiaotian Dog heard this, she immediately understood that these bald donkeys were not interested in his baby, but at this time they fell in love with him.
Then he saw the bald man turn back and shouting into Jindou's cave: "I am very satisfied with this dog, thank you, brother. Let's go after eating!"
Then the familiar green bull's voice came from Jindou Cave: "You're welcome, use it slowly."
In an instant, Xiaotian Dog understood everything. What a bullshit brother, don’t get angry, and it’s all a routine!
Xiaotian Dog could no longer hold it back and shouted in a ventral voice: "Die Qingniu, are you still an individual? No, you are not an individual! Wouldn't I just burn your cowshed? You just went to reincarnate for me. Wait for me, more than ten years later, I will be a good dog again. Looking back, I won't lift your cowshed and bit off your bullwhip!"
The Sir King was not angry when he heard the Xiaotian Dog getting angry. He smiled and said, "Xiaotian Dog, you said it yourself, you are trying to slap your brothers..."
Xiaotian Dog immediately roared: "Is it a slap for my brothers? Why are you? I'm just a slap for me quietly!
No, I think they may be like this, maybe more than two cuts. This is a big cut of eight pieces and a thousand cuts, okay?"
Sha Wujing said: "In general, I will first tear you open and boil it in a large pot of water, then tear the dog meat with hands, then cut the dog meat with skin, peel the dog face, burn the dog brand, roast the dog whip..."
The more I heard the Xiaotian Dog's body trembled, the more I wailed, "Brother! Big Brother! I... I am a dog, I don't seem to have provoked you, right?"
Tang Sanzang nodded obediently and said, "Yes, you have never provoked us."
"Then why should I eat me?" Xiaotian Dog wailed.
Tang Sanzang said: "Because that cow sold you to me..."
Xiaotian Dog cried: "He is not my father, why should he sell me?"
Tang Sanzang replied very seriously: "Because you taste delicious!"
The Xiaotian Dog looked at the bald man who was emitting light eyes and kept wiping saliva, and shouted in dissatisfaction: "It's because I'm delicious?"
Tang Sanzang said, "Of course, otherwise? He said, you are an old dog that has lived for tens of thousands of years. You have eaten peaches and ginseng fruits. It is raised by delicacies and seas, and you have polished your body... Well... I tried it just now, and it is indeed quite strong."
When Xiaotian Dog heard this, she stopped trembling. Her eyes were circling around and then shouted: "Myster, I'll report it!"
Tang Sanzang said: "What are you reporting?"
Xiaotian Dog said: "I report that the old cow in the cave is even more delicious!"
When the king of Sish heard this, he quickly shouted: "Xiaotian Dog, don't talk nonsense! Can I compare with you a carnivore when I eat grass animals?"
Xiaotian Dog replied directly: "Why don't you say that I'm still eating shit!"
Bang!
The big iron pot over there was straight...
Sha Wujing asked Tang Sanzang bitterly, "Master, are you still eating?"
Tang Sanzang's smile instantly frozen: "Are you sure, are you eating shit?"
Xiaotian dog yelled: "I've eaten it, I've eaten it since I was a child!"
Tang Sanzang looked at Xiaotian Dog with disgust and said, "How can you eat this damn..."
When Xiaotian Dog saw that there was a chance, he quickly shouted: "I also customize shit. My favorite food is the pork ribs. If you don't believe me, please let go. I will open my mouth to vent your breath and smell it!"
"Master... There is a saying that dogs can't change their shit. Although this guy has become an immortal, he is still a dog after all." Zhu Gangli said.
Xiaotian Dog hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, I'll be fine with that bite. After that bite, it's full of the smell of hometown and the care of my mother."
Tang Sanzang even more disgusted: "When you were a child, how could you give you that thing?"
Xiaotian Dog said: "It's a must, it's much better than milk!"
Tang Sanzang couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly let go, turned around and went to the river to wash his hands, and said while washing his hands: "I'm so disgusting!"
When Xiaotian Dog saw the disaster, she immediately showed a ferocious look on her face!
But he was very thief. He had just tried it. The bald man's strength was unfathomable, and he could not even attack him.
So Xiaotian Dog shouted: "Monkey, although I am not delicious, isn't there a graze there?"
After saying that, Xiaotian Dog frantically winked at Jindou Cave.
When the King of Sish saw it, he was panicked: "Dear dog, don't make any mistakes! I am just an ordinary little green cow, I haven't grown up yet!"
Xiaotian Dog tilted her head and said, "I haven't grown up, I haven't grown up and my flesh is tender!"
The King of Silvia quickly shouted: "How many years will it take to keep it, and how many years will bring it to you will be better!"
Xiaotian Dog laughed and said, "Qingniu, stop pretending. Don't think I don't know your background!"
After saying that, Xiaotian Dog ran towards Tang Sanzang happily.
Tang Sanzang pointed to the distance and shouted: "Get away! Don't get close to me!"
Xiaotian Dog stood in the distance with a grievance, and then said flatteringly: "Monkey, let me tell you. That cow is not an ordinary cow!"
Although Tang Sanzang disliked Xiaotian Dog, he was still very moved by the news, so he asked, "What do you mean?"
Xiaotian Dog said: "Myster, you don't know anything. This green cow is not an ordinary green cow, but..."
Bang!
Chapter completed!