Chapter 3 Smart as a pig
The Silver Horn King smiled and said, "Zhu Gangli, stop shouting, pulling you out will naturally eat you."
"Eat me? Didn't you say you'll eat me when you catch my master? Why are you two going back on your word?" Zhu Gangli shouted.
King Silverhorn turned sideways and gave up his seat: "Your master? Isn't this being caught? After a while, you'll be able to eat it."
Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanzang in the big pot, and his eyes lit up and he shouted: "Master, Master! I'm here!"
Tang Sanzang glanced at him and said happily: "Ghan, are you here too? Are you here too?"
When Zhu Gangli saw that the fire was not ordinary fire, and the pot was not ordinary. Even if the gods threw it in, it would be cooked in a short while. He shook his head and said, "Master, just enjoy it yourself, I'll forget it..."
The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King laughed over there: "Two things that don't know how to live or die."
King Silverhorn shouted: "Increase the firepower, we will start eating later!"
"Okay!"
The little demons shouted in unison.
"Slow down!" King Jinjiao stopped him and said, "Second brother, although the monkey was suppressed by the mountain, you borrowed the power of the Five Mountains, not the Five Mountains themselves. The monkey also had some tricks, and if it ran out, it would be a problem in the end."
The Silver Horn King said: "Brother, please sit down, you won't bother with this matter. It's very simple to catch Sun Wukong. We don't have to leave. We just need to let the two little demons take two treasures and put him back!"
"What baby do you want?" asked King Jin Horn.
The Silver Horn King said: "Take my purple gold and red gourd and your mutton fat jade bottle."
King Jin Horn asked again: "Who should I send?"
The Silver Horn King said: "Just two guys, the fine ghost and the clever insect."
So King Jinke shouted the fine ghost and the smart insect, pointed to the treasure beside him and said, "You two take this treasure, go up, and put the bottom of the bottle upwards and the mouth of the bottle to the ground, and call Sun Wukong. As long as he responds, he will be sucked into the bottle. At that time, he will stick the talisman that Taishang Laojun was urgently obeyed as the law, and he will turn into pus and blood in a moment. Do you remember?"
The two little monsters knelt on the ground and said, "Don't worry, the little one, remember!"
Then the two of them took their babies and went out.
King Jinke and King Silverkew were about to talk about something else when someone shouted over there: "Come on a bath!"
puff!
King Jinjiao sprayed out a sip of water. When he looked back, he saw the bald man lying in the pot and shouting: "That eight-handed person, you, don't look at others, come and scrub me."
The spider spirit looked at Golden Horn and Silver Horn with a confused look on his face.
After looking at each other, Yinjiao was about to scold him, Jinjiao smiled and said, "It's good to rub it. If you rub it clean, we can eat it comfortably."
Hearing this, the spider spirit immediately picked up the guy and went to scrub Tang Sanzang.
With the bathing scrubber, Tang Sanzang immediately narrowed his eyes happily and lay there and stopped moving.
The Silver Horn King waved his hand and signaled the little demons to increase their firepower and quickly stew the bald man.
Then the Silver Horn King pointed at another pot and said, "Little ones, throw this pig in and rub it well, and steam it together for a while!"
"Yes, king!"
The little demons are about to take action immediately.
Zhu Gangli was anxious when he saw it. He looked at the Silver Horn King with his pair of pig eyes, looked at the sleepy dragon over there, and looked at the Golden Horn King who was playing with the wine glass. Then his eyes lit up and he shouted: "Two, I have something to say!"
King Silver Horn sneered, "I want to delay time? You might as well give up as soon as possible. Now that your master has been arrested, the monkey is almost dead. As for Sha Wujing, if he dares to come, it will be steamed in one pot!"
Zhu Gangli knew too well that baldness was so powerful that he naturally knew that baldness was here to take a bath, not to be caught.
But he was very worried that the bald man would steam him with the help of the monster's hand. After all, his thief bald master was very unreliable.
So Zhu Gangli said, "You want to eat Tang Seng's meat just for immortality, but do you know the correct way to eat it?"
As soon as these words were spoken, Jinjiao and Yinjiao were stunned.
"The correct way to eat? Is there any particular thing to do with eating personal meat?" asked King Jinjiao.
Zhu Gangli said: "Of course there are some things to do. Tang Sanzang's meat is not something you can eat casually."
The Silver Horn King spat and said, "I believe you, I think you are looking for a fight, right?"
King Jinjiao stopped King Yinjiao and said, "Zhu Gangli, I'm curious about how you said it is. If you say it well today, I promise not to eat you and give you a way out, how about it?"
Zhu Gangli said with his eyes lit up: "Really?"
King Jin Horn said: "That's natural!"
Zhu Gangli said, "Okay, you have only heard of eating a bite of Tang Monk's meat for immortality, have you ever heard the second half of the sentence?"
"There is the second half?" This time even the Silver Horn King was curious.
Zhu Gangli nodded extremely seriously and said, "That's natural. As the saying goes, eating a bite of Tang Monk's meat will last forever, soaking a pot of old wine forever! What's going on is how to eat Tang Monk's meat... You really want to eat Tang Monk's meat forever. I advise you to pour that pot of water and replace it with a pot of strong wine. The stronger the Tang Monk's meat, the better. The cooking of Tang Monk's meat will be authentic and can also exert the effect of immortality in his meat."
This is said with a nose and a quiet eye. In addition, Zhu Gangli has developed a lot of acting skills along the way. Now it is convincing to say it like this.
The point is that it doesn't seem to be risky to just replace water with wine.
King Jinke and King Silverkeel got together and discussed for a while.
"Second brother, I always feel that this pig wants to fool us." King Jinjiao was very smart and noticed some flaws, but he was not sure.
The Silver Horn King said: "Brother, are you thinking too much? Now they are all in our hands, so what else can we do? Besides, it's just to change the water to wine, not to let Tang Monk go out for a few laps or eat a few days later? It doesn't delay things or waste time. I can't see any risks at all.
Besides, this pig is afraid of death. Now our life is in our hands, so we should not dare to lie.”
King Jinjiao shook his head and said, "With that being said, why do you have to make wine for a monk's meat?"
Zhu Gangli heard it clearly and shouted quickly: "This is the cleverness of Lingshan. If I don't say it, can you think of boiling it in wine? If you don't know, you can't live forever!"
Hearing this, King Jinke nodded slightly and muttered: "It makes some sense."
The Silver Corner King said: "Brother, there is no risk anyway, why don't we give it a try?"
King Jinke nodded and said, "Okay, then give it a try!"
Chapter completed!